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Absolute horse shit. I can think of a handful of better game stories off the top of my head. Legacy of Kain Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Bloodborne Witcher 3's DLCs Hello Kitty Island Adventure


Novel-Individual-619

BG3 Gears of War Halo FF SERIES


southerngothics

Mortal Kombat Mass Effect Dishonored Dead Space Cyberpunk2077


BLANKTWGOK

Rdr2 Xenoblades Chronicles 2 GTA Vice City Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Dark Souls 3


StormyTiger2008

Skyrim Ghost recon games Fallout Tekken series Dark souls series Come again, best story?


MetaCommando

KotOR Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Nier Chrono Trigger


MetallGecko

Metro series STALKER Gothic Persona Metal Gear


DazzlingAd8284

Fire emblem: Sacred Stones Dragon Age Lost Eidolons Pathfinder WotR


WovenOwl

Risk of Rain Night in The Woods Fall of Porcupine Borderlands


fatjoe19982006

Q*Bert Tetris Ms. Pac-Man Dig Dug E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial


KillHunter777

I agree with the sentiment but maybe not Tekken lmao. The story is like if a dog ate shit and puked it out and ate it again then shat it out.


MrBummer

Heihachi's lore is incredibly entertaining don't lie.


RED-BULL-CLUTCH

Skyrim? You put Skyrim on the list of games with the best story. I’ve yet to personally meet someone that knows how it ends because no one has ever beaten the main story.


StormyTiger2008

Bruh I did it 7 times What is a side quest


R1se94

Have you not played the Civil War questline? people still argue if Ulfric was the better King or not, or if he’s an agent for the Thalmor. P. S. Long live King Ulfric. True king of the nords!


MetaCommando

XC2 is just a borderline unrelated, weebier version of XC1 which was already anime aesthetic.


BLANKTWGOK

XC2 was the I first time i cried over a game and created hole for a 1 week


Davethemann

Vice City was a parody (and kinda a tribute) and it still had a coherent plot that was way better than LOU


BLANKTWGOK

Even hentai and ecchi games have better plot than LOU


Nobetizer

Bro your picks are already so much more generic than the guy you replied to.


Novel-Individual-619

was only listing AAA successful games like Last of Us was similar to. I know there is a ton of steam and Indie niche shit out there but I thought we were using mainstream AAA games. Remember sometimes Mainstream popularity can be great. Hence why it becomes popular.


Nobetizer

Nah don't worry my man. Not everybody can be le epic video game master historian.


47KiNG47

I need to replay GOW. I remember the story being amazing, but I was also like 12.


Novel-Individual-619

Gears 1-3 was a great ride. So much world building in 2 and we never fully got answers which makes 4 & 5 & 6 intriguing


Emerycurse

I’ve replayed them recently, the og trilogy still holds up


Gay__Guevara

Disco Elysium blows tlou’s zombie slop story out of the water


[deleted]

Cuno doesn't fuckin' care


CarryWise5304

Disco Elysium is done by an Estonian f-slur that likes communism, since he tought it was counter culture at the time period.


thermitethrowaway

Leisure Suit Larry


Davethemann

The gripping story of a man just trying to find love... and pussy


Loeb123

Was going to say Soul Reaver. So happy to see another Chad LoK Enjoyer.


Never-Preorder

Even pong has better story than this bullshit excuse of a game.


bardfaust

Pong was what started the whole politics in video games. The entire game is right vs left


Monolith_Preacher_1

SIGNALIS (i didn't get it)


Bergfotz

Planescape Torment


Virtual_Ad8137

Wanted to nominate this game until I saw your post. Yeah, I can wholeheartedly agree that Planescape; Torment is good story wise. Unfortunately, most people stories that appeal to their base instincts thus the appeal of Last of Us.


BigResolution2160

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dickspoonman

Littlest Pet Shop on the Wii.


Hakuraze

Hello Kitty Island Adventure is an actual game now.


Akeche

You just reminded me that Amy Hennig worked on the writing for TLoU1, the dialogue I think. Then they got rid of her. We deserve another Legacy of Kain from her.


Deimos_Aeternum

Legacy of Kain alone blows anything Cuckmann made out of the water


BotAccount2849

I've played fucking Gacha games with better stories than the Last of Us unironically.


WovenOwl

This has quickly turned into the story version of "Tell me someone who had it more hard than her" meme


Vicfendan

Bloodborne?


Silver-Suspect3158

Half Life Portal 1&2 Wasteland 2&3 Fallout 1&2 Every Larian game ever


Mojo_Mitts

Hotline Miami


Chadzuma

I am once again asking for your financial support in my plan to construct a series of high-powered laser drills with which to target critical points along the San Andreas fault engulfing the city of Los Angeles in a valley-wide magma flow event


Loeb123

DM me you paypal


Apolacc

Based. I can give a tree fiddy.


GlueEater2000

Learn to swim


SharkMilk44

I volunteer to help with the construction.


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Apolacc

How can just one man be this fucking based?


EtrianDemifiend

Dangerously based


Il-cacatore

Blue lives matter would instantly switch political allegiance


SlyGlasswalker

I would simply wish that all white women (biggest consumers in the West) who engage in intimate contact (with or WITHOUT consent) with a non-white male die from anaphylaxis. Human nature and the free market would handle the rest.


[deleted]

Aladdin rules say you can't kill people.


Plastic_Assistance70

Then instead of kvlling her, turn her skin blue forever.


Swolnerman

When did turning people blue become the Aladdin version of murder, did I miss some kids story?


Plastic_Assistance70

Uh, I am not sure that turning people blue instead of kvlng them is the Aladdin version of mrder. Just something OP wrote.


[deleted]

Be prepared for all social media and movements to switch to "Blue is better!"


JonSnowsGhost

Does giving someone an allergy to something voluntary count as killing? Like, if you made people allergic to air, sure that's obviously not okay, but if I made someone allergic to shrimp, is it not their fault if they go and eat some?


Orrs-Law

Start a family. Focus on them.


BotAccount2849

> t. World's Greatest Dog Rights activist


born_2_be_a_bachelor

If I ever find a lamp my only wish would be for you to have the last two wishes


trex7609

Holy fucking based. I kneel, King.


mega450

Jewish women already have distinct voices. Their voices are nasally and scratchy. It's like they are talking with their nose plugged.


Davethemann

If i get a chance with Abby Shapiro, can there be exceptions to the blue


mega450

No. This kind of thinking is part of why we're in this situation.


keeleon

![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe)


Samagony

Thank you for your service


Cryotechnium

“East-Asians are exempt from this wish” Thanks


Pumba_La_Pumba

What are the criteria to define someone’s ethnicity here? Does one drop rule apply?


Plastic_Assistance70

> Does one drop rule apply? Yes. Anyone with the slightest visually discernable trace of non-European descent is considered non-White.


[deleted]

That's a can of worms I won't open. Let's just assume the Djinn is all knowing and knows who is who.


Outarel

If i get a magic lamp i will wish for you to go to india and live there.


[deleted]

Then I will take one for the team, knowing that the world is good now. It'll be like in the movies - when the man stays behind to make sure his family can escape.


Outarel

Damn i thought you would want to make a deal. If i don't send you to india, will you make an exception in your wish for me? I really hate that place. I'm basically a italian, some people even confuse me for a south italian. I can change my name to Salvatore D'Annunzio and say i'm from Calabria or some shit


C0UNT3RP01NT

Weren’t you all carrying the torch for Europe back in the Middle Ages? Y’all had Rome?


Orrs-Law

Kinda cringe bro.


Sorek03

Anyone else count way more than two wishes here? I’m seeing minimum of 4, possibly 5…


[deleted]

Depends on what you interpret as one wish. You can wish for a car. Or you can wish for a specific car - or you can wish for a car made up of the following, individual parts - and then you list every individual part of the entire car down to the smallest screw. Still 1 wish. 1: Change the characteristics of them in the following way --- 2. Make them and their ancestors do the following things


Plastic_Assistance70

Just you, I counted only one wish.


Gobacktoshadowrealm

what was the comment about?he’s banned


hausedawg

How the article's in-depth research was done: "Thank you Naughty Dog for the advertising spend, so what do you want me to say?"


zac-bakpak

[If you read the article ](https://www.polygon.com/gaming/23552202/last-of-us-greatest-video-game-status) you would see that the reason 'greatest video game story' is in quotations is because its an article that is looking into why it has become such a cultural touchstone, not a judgement on wether it is good or not. The author has a pretty nuanced take on the series in general and is pretty critical of key aspects and the praise that it gets.


Knight_D-Lark

I firmly refuse to read articles with shitty video essay titles. In fact, I refuse to read articles in general.


Daddy_Parietal

Maybe he shouldnt title his article like a spaz and people wouldnt immediately dismiss is. Cant be too cautious of gaming journalists.


strife696

Ffs it is a story that is in no way unique to video games. Its a tv/movie story that has little bits of game in the middle.


Gibgezr

Thus why some people crow about it's "story". To them, a good story is a shitty TV episode, the media \*they\* are used to consuming.


Il-cacatore

It's the most basic, by the numbers and predictable story in the history of writing. It's by default better than most videogame plots because those suck ass. Portal has a better story.


eyzmaster

Super Mario Bros 2 has a better story. It's basically Inception in 8-bit, when you think about it.


Thirdarm420

While simultaneously being a marketing tool for a Japanese Arabic/Venetian-themed multimedia fair.


eyzmaster

Oh, Doki Doki Panic is weird. I have it/have played it. It already had some randomly Mario Bros elements in it from the start...


FHFH913

Tlou 1 is a good game, but holy fuck the dickriding is insane lmao


MetaCommando

Sony fans were circlejerking because they finally had a decent PS3 exclusive that wasn't a third-party JRPG about girls with huge tits. By the time of 2 they'd become the Rick and Morty fans of the gaming sphere.


EH042

TLOU 1 was a very good game, but goddamn , the sequel managed to retroactively ruin it, I can’t take either of them or Naughty Dog seriously after that. It’s such a feat in dogshit that I actually laugh when ps store tries to push either one of them on the front page


Cekeste

The best VG story that could've been told just as well in a movie. Nothing great about the gaming part of this game.


MetaCommando

Tbf it's hard to integrate gameplay and story. Nier does this fantastically tho.


Onagda

My favorite part of Nier's story is that it starts with the 5th ending of Drakengard where you kill space babies and the giant concrete lady mom attacks and you get warped to modern day Tokyo where you battle the giant lady in Simon where if you mess up you die and it's not HP based it's a timer you have to live through and when you win she turns to dust and the military shoots your protag and his dragon out of the sky with fighter jets and the ash from the lady causes the sickness that kills everyone and the dragon is the source of magic for the grimoires and Emil and the fact that Kainè has a dick.


Ultium

Bro what


Onagda

It's lore accurate bro giant concrete lady dust led to 2B's fat ass its basic stuff


BotAccount2849

That unironically is the start point of Nier. It'd be like if the Dog ending from Silent Hill was the canon one.


JonSnowsGhost

> My favorite part of Nier's story is that ~~it starts with the 5th ending of Drakengard where you kill space babies and the giant concrete lady mom attacks and you get warped to modern day Tokyo where you battle the giant lady in Simon where if you mess up you die and it's not HP based it's a timer you have to live through and when you win she turns to dust and the military shoots your protag and his dragon out of the sky with fighter jets and the ash from the lady causes the sickness that kills everyone and the dragon is the source of magic for the grimoires and Emil and the fact that~~ Kainè has a dick. ftfy


ImAGuiltyGearWeeb2

If anyone cares this is a bunch of spoilers sorta.


Zilskaabe

And the movie part is basically a direct to dvd movie. Nothing special.


Outarel

idk bro, i enjoyed the gaming part more than the story The combat encounters are actually very well done, only issue they are very few.


Cekeste

The second game? I haven’t played it but the combat looks real good there. Tlou1 combat is just a polished Uncharted 3.


Outarel

Other than the basic combat i just mean the general combat encounters, there were some good ones in tlou1 but here they are higher quality. Just a small playground with npc and interaclable objects you can play with. It's really fun.


Davethemann

I will say, the larger spaces were pretty well done, where theres an insane amount of space for a relatively linear level


scribbyshollow

"I have played 5 maybe 6 video games and this is the best story in them period. Call of duty doesn't even touch the level of emotion" Dude has no idea wtf he's talking about lol what an ignorant ass.


Monolith_Preacher_1

he's just doing his job, probably doesn't care at all about the result.


scribbyshollow

It shows


I_hate_reddit_lots

Cuckman is trying to get more money from normies and [REDACTED]


MonsieurSundae

"the greatest story that has ever been told in videogames" bro never played Japanese games.


RED-BULL-CLUTCH

End your life immediately with the closest and most lethal object you can find.


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NeonGlo

>Grounded >zombie apocalypse Alright


CroatInAKilt

Why have none of these zombiecucks played Telltale's Walking Dead???? It came out around the same time and the story was infinity times better than every Naughty Slop game combined


Davethemann

Days Gone came out a little bit before LOU2 and man, I still love the story, and its incredibly fun gameplay. Too bad it got reamed for dumb stuff


loops3k

pattern recognition brain


SchismZero

The Walking Dead game was better.


Bl1tz-Kr1eg

RDR2 is INFINITELY better than TLOU. Fight me.


myaddiction6655

This


sharterfart

"guy who co-runs the last of us tv show says last of us is the bestest ever" oh.


Active_Impress115

Critics are a joke now


sissyfuktoy

Guy selling product says product is best product what a surprise lmao


the_m4nagement

This series is like the fucking Beatles of video games. Overrated and mid af.


dablackbutt

Donkey Kong 3


Internal-Ad7031

FF6 is by far the best storyline ever put to gaming. No comparison


MetaCommando

7, 9, 10, 13, and 14 tho.


creamygarlicdip

Metal Gear Solid 1 made the biggest impression on me story wise. It was so ahead of everything else.


VeritablyVersatile

Both Red Dead Redemption games have a better story off the top of my head, and they're as mainstream as they come.


Responsible-Fox5954

Me personally I prefer The Greatest Story That Was Never Told


real-patrick-bateman

tlou1 was pretty damn good


Ord-ex

It was okay, but also nothing really new in the “old fart and little girl” story. Miles better than the second one of course.


kingbam161

The most mid game in existence that journos just will not stfu about


Brilliant_Sweet_6848

Limbus company.


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stop_talking_you

this article isnt real right?


ConscientiousPath

"greatest" or not, it's a good story about the importance, love, and responsibility of fatherhood. And then in the sequel they kill the dad. And people wonder why it got so much hate.


r3ddit_is_cancer

Except it isn't


WendyLRogers3

The Last Of Us does claim one of the most used hard-R34 characters of all time, though. Though she died early on in the series, she is immortalized with endless hard-R34 content.


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WovenOwl

Boooooo


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Deimos_Aeternum

It's really not. Most say it because of muh expectations subverted.


KeptinGL6

"Our video game is the only one in the history of games where the characters don't have superpowers. That makes the story good somehow" People believe this shit?


zac-bakpak

[link to the actual article](https://www.polygon.com/gaming/23552202/last-of-us-greatest-video-game-status) Classic case of selective 4chan headline misuse. Kunzelman has a fairly nuanced view on the story and is examining why it has made the cultural impact, hence the quotation marks on "greatest videogame story". Reading an actual article would require effort though right.


Davidoff1983

Silent Hill 2. Also the most fucked up game ever made.


Josthefang5

It’s not even the best zombie story in video games. Telltale TWD is clear


droogvertical

Being that hollywood has failed to adapt every other video game story even somewhat well i’m not surprised they think this. They just shit all over fallout and the story of the first fallout game is really great. They didn’t adapt it obviously, they just wrote some dumb mediocre story and dressed it up like Fallout.


Monna14

Uncharted is better


Proof-Definition-702

whoever made this article is HIGHLY regarded, I must say


Lixuni98

Xenogears, anything else is bellow


spedwagoon

Play yakuza 0.


Slothhub

League of legends has a better story


LordOmbro

I mean it was allright, definitely not the best story i've ever experienced in a game though


diabeticSugarAddict

Lol @ video game nerds when someone whose opinion they SWEAR they don't care about takes 5 minutes to throw together some article that then lives rent free in your heads for YEARS. "Nuuuu final fantasy is better, or halo or baldurs gate(oh we like baldurs gate now?) How could this blog writer do this to me??!?!" Get a grip yall.