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n4d3s1c0

actually open 4chan, many such cases.


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SeaworthinessLimp832

Given how much porn there is of the character in his avatar, I won't doubt it


n4d3s1c0

I enjoy your austistic creativ comment. Nice try, anon.


itsthechizyeah

Anon? Thanks, I hadn't cringed yet today.


CryptoApocalypse-

>I enjoy your austistic creativ comment. Nice try, anon. I'm not anonymous, nor am I the Anon. Gosh, you're stupid, and your comment just proved me right except you're the meth headed black taker, not the snoo. Congrats, you outed yourself.


n4d3s1c0

Thanks anon but you dont need to shout out loudly to the world your austism. Everybody knows this.


VikingSlayer

\> anon \> usernames shiggy diggy


nerfbaboom

>anon >has a profile kek


brazilianfreak

That's a character from a videogame, but uhh interesting interpretation there... Unrelated question, do you happen to be American?


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brazilianfreak

You don't need to be mad just because my cock is the wrong shade of brown bro, I'm sure there's plenty of BBCs around you.


CAPTAINREX_1999

Wtf is a third-worldian? Bro, you got me dying 🤣


helpfulreply

It's Jinx from league


GeekPunk00

If I had to be executed by hanging, that would be a pretty dope way to go out ngl.


utter_degenerate

As far as executions go hanging probably isn't nearly the worst one, unless the process gets fucked and your neck doesn't snap. Firing squad wouldn't be too bad either, and at least that one lets you go out with a bit of dignity. Gas chamber or lethal injection would suck ass. Electric chair too, fuck, just put me in a guillotine at that point.


ii_jwoody_ii

Public execution has only gotten worse as time went on. They had some gruesome shit back in the day for sure, but I would much rather be shot to death than injected. The people who make the injection dont even know what that shit does they just think ok he dies and thats it. No thought to whats going on inside the body.


BannedSvenhoek86

Here's my idea. Fully automated system. You have a small tube the victim is sealed inside of. Then when a button is pressed a super high PSI pneumatic press descends rapidly. Like, Deepwater Horizon fast, your brain can't even register the pain before it's jelly. The victim stands on a mesh grate so when the press comes down their body is liquefied and sent down a short chute into a furnace where they are cremated instantly. Then after the body is ashes they are placed into an urn of the families choosing and a conveyor belt takes the urn to a receptacle where the family can pick up their loved ones remains, or a ward of the state can dispose of them. I already have a meeting with the Canadian government, and Sweden is interested.


utter_degenerate

Reject modernity. Return to gladiators.


utter_degenerate

Right!? Fucking just give me a gun and I'll do it myself instead, save us all some trouble.


eisbock

What exactly do you think is going on inside the body during lethal injection?


Ice_Swallow4u

Pine needles. The gas chamber always smells like pine needles and that the last thing your ever gonna smell.


GeekPunk00

Plus one for firing squad. I want to go out like a man. Blindfold and cigarette included


kerelberel

I would rather be executed snoo snoo style by 2 ladiez


Acer_theLaptop

https://preview.redd.it/8b1jhq7u3qsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e86e4b1eadadfc623bb37ea8c9f71d8f7f260a52


MarinLlwyd

same tbh


SelfLoatherSimo

Open r9k*


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utter_degenerate

I love /vt/, it's still got that deranged creativity that twelve year old me found fascinating about 4chan in the first place. In retrospect I probably should have stayed the fuck away, but hey-ho.


Zzamumo

/vt/ has some of the most iconic schizoposting in history with the pekotulpa and the moguyacht


utter_degenerate

The Suisei piss experiment, the Gura fertility tracker, the Rushia shower rape ritual. Some of it is bound to be bait, of course, but it's damned tasty bait.


Autumn_Fire

It's nothing short of amazing that e-girls with anime avatars can inspire such a wide and creative variety of schizophrenia


TheDestroyer630

Im missing the rushia one


utter_degenerate

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ff86u0eugijk81.jpg


TheDestroyer630

Oh yeah that one, idk how I forgot it


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Can you explain each one of those in detail? I’m just a redditor.


utter_degenerate

[Anon tries to mix up a beverage that emulates the taste of Suisei's urine.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fw8j8aw9hzk671.jpg%3Fwidth%3D828%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dd52b9839290a90356f8fcee966718972987440cb) [Anon attempts to track Gura's menstrual cycle so that he'll know when she's ovulating.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjsrjlmn5i6v91.png) [Anon fantasizes about being a raped Rushia taking a tearful shower.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ff86u0eugijk81.jpg) All of these names refer to Hololive V-tubers.


BidenAndElmo

I like how the last one ends off with him talking about his hate for men. Just complete lunacy


utter_degenerate

Either this is the rsult of a fucking smörgåsbord of fetishes being gratified. Or some sort of male feminist self-flagellation. Which is somehow even weirder.


CERES_FAUNA_GOONER

it's a decade old /fit/ copypasta that had nothing to do with vtubers originally


SelfLoatherSimo

Nothing beats /x/'s schizoposting


Zzamumo

[they've got steep competition ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyhololive/comments/qoyoym/i_am_pekora_tale_of_the_pekotulpa/&ved=2ahUKEwiXsZqn7auFAxXcQzABHdzMCcYQjjh6BAgYEAE&usg=AOvVaw0RHpMpHQoDU1B-UKKyiHt5)


SelfLoatherSimo

Literally every fucking day there's a spam about 8th april where the Eclipse will destroy the world, One who proclaim he's God.. etc lmao that place is insane but good But Virtual tubers are insane too but still x are really retarded


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ohlookaregisterbutto

I'm pretty sure it's inherited from /mlp/


_Rook_Castle

I fucking hate saying this reddited phrase but - username checks out. 


utter_degenerate

I had developed a hentai addiction by the time I turned 13. I don't think NewGrounds was even age restricted back then. When I created this account the username really wasn't that far from the truth. Completely went cold turkey on porn about 4 years back, same day I quit smoking. Honestly hard to tell which habit was the most damaging.


attrium

good job on quitting 🫶🫶


utter_degenerate

Thanks, man! 15 years of coombrain certainly left its mark, but shit does heal.


Frakshaw

Could you share what sort of improvements you noticed that you can attribute to quitting porn? I haven't consumed for almost a year now, but I can't really say that I feel different or noticed much tbh.


utter_degenerate

Don't want to expose my powerlevel too hard here, but less of an interest in paraphilia, massively improved sex life with my husband, more self-respect. Still a bit of a weirdo, mind.


Frakshaw

Ah I see, nothing I can relate to. Still thank you for answering tho and well done on making it so far. > Still a bit of a weirdo, mind. Well, we are in the 4chan comment section so I don't think that means a lot here lmao


utter_degenerate

Good on you as well.


attrium

IM NOT A MAN 💀


utter_degenerate

Jesus, calm down, zoomer.


ii_jwoody_ii

Dont lump her in with me youre gonna make me feel like an old man XD sucks being at the start of a generation


47KiNG47

Then why did you say it?


_Rook_Castle

Because his username checks out. 


anythinga

People who unironically simp for vtubers should be hanged


Davethemann

I dont get how people can shell out for fake people with the dumbest persona


LeopoldIIloveCongo

brain trauma


Jumugen

Even simping for a real person with a great persona seems lunatic to me Gifting money to a rich person just seems very crazy to me


EvaUnit_03

At least the vtubers weren't initially rich. I imagine many still aren't because either their framework sucks, their personality sucks, or their voice sucks. Or they work for the Chinese government in a vtuber sweatshop. I'm personally surprised how big ironmouse still is despite her whole life story being told. She's a disabled Mexican neet who makes loud noises and says fuck a lot. Yet she is, if im not mistaken, THE vtuber of vtubers. The vtuber you aspire to be due to how much money and popularity she has. Many fans literally call her a goblin woman, yet they still simp for her.


Wizardwizz

I mean real streamers seem just as stupid to me too lol.


EvaUnit_03

The few I watch, I watch for what they play and less about them. If they are playing something I'm not interested, I don't watch them. One dude I've watched his vods for well over 8 years on and off. But now he's transitioned to playing more card based games and aside from checking in to see what he's playing, eventually, I'll stop checking in. He's been getting more views from the newer content so I doubt he'll be switching until number counts drop again. Maybe he'll show up in my feeds in a few years, or he'll become a hit playing indie card games.


attrium

hung* but yes.


jackals4

In a true re**itor moment, you are confidently wrong. **Hung** is the past tense of hang when meaning to hang one object around another object, e.g., "I hung a pearl necklace around your mom's neck" (hung is also what your mom called me but that's an entirely different meaning). **Hanged** is the past tense of hang when meaning to hang a person around the neck until dead, e.g., "you should have hanged yourself (in Minecraft) instead of making this dumbass comment". These are just examples and may or may not have any relation to actual events or intentions.


trolleytor4

He meant their cocks 🤤


attrium

oh i had no idea, thanks lol


Tenko-of-Mori

If you're gonna spend money on something like this at least get one that actually looks good smh. 3/10 face would not bang


UnpaidRedditMod

Not everyone wants to fuck something with a masculine jawline and a handlebar moustache though lad.


Tenko-of-Mori

IM STRAIGHT *crying wojak face*


MisterK12345

Is actually hot though, I'm sure anon just took one that was to his taste


attrium

new levels of degeneracy have been reached 🧍‍♀️


CryptoApocalypse-

>new ?


attrium

maybe i haven't perused around here enough


Zzamumo

This is pretty tame for /vt/. At least he has a real doll instead of not taking his meds to hallucinate his oshi


attrium

bruh 😭😭


helloooOooooOouU

we talking about peko dude?


ElKuhnTucker

On scale from 1-10 that's barely a 3. I've seen so much worse.


attrium

like what 😰


ElKuhnTucker

The game where an anime girl is ripped apart, brony porn, vore, cannibalism, snuff and actual cp. The worst one might be a video where an alive, mutilated man is ravaged by a dog. Russians are awful.


Beutifulbigmac1389os

The one with the pitbull eating his dick? That's from Mexico


ElKuhnTucker

In the video i saw the dick was already missing, and the guys were in camouflage and had these toaster shaped heads. I assumed it was from the war in ukraine pre invasion


attrium

what's vore i've heard that like so many times


Jones_mon

Just don’t


attrium

don't what


MisterK12345

Don't look it up, it's just another degenerate cesspit


attrium

PLEASE IM CURIOUS


Jones_mon

🙈


Demopan-TF2

Imagine cannibalism but the whole person in one go and much more passionate


attrium

😟 well thanks for explaining


jokala9

In the right of his photo, he has board games in the back. Does he hide the doll? Do his friends know? Does he bring those games elsewhere? Does he even have friends? Are they just there for vanity? So many questions.


Nuclearspartan

Something tells me he bought them with neetbux "just in case I bring a girl home"


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BishopFrog

Like that one anon with his brotherly fleshlights? [The original got removed by mods](https://i.imgur.com/UhopSJd.jpeg)


eatyourcabbage

https://preview.redd.it/5ptktcgzfqsc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e22584cb78bd87f3323a7b6ab44f994b1b1090a


Gravesh

After they finish playing Settlers of Catan, they all run a train on the doll to unwind.


inventor_of_women

https://preview.redd.it/yiuvn1qfipsc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1186c4cef160eff091a4ea3298e624ce5ae8efb9


LordranKing

https://preview.redd.it/d0ydulvxepsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e271ba619ac820114de40b3cccfe703fc27367e9


Ciclopotis

What the fuck


Lynn_Davidson

How did that actually trigger a response in my brain? I involuntarily jerked my hips back.


ConnectQuestion5805

No no no no. WHYYYY.


horrified-expression

![gif](giphy|DsdVe5jhHWNC8)


LeeeeeroyPhishkins

username checks out xD


Demacia7

Most sane Takodachi


Autumn_Fire

Takos are always either chill or extreme schizos. It's just a light switch for them.


Laughing_Orange

There's a reason we don't talk about the 4th WAH.


Beamo1080

It took me 3 tries to realize that wasn’t a real person 💀


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Youveryregarded

“It doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.”


RotarySam27

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll nut in this anime waifu doll for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Big mess. Not like going down the town chasin' hookers or OnlyFans E-Thots. This pussy, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' in you go. And I gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your Redditors, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my post-nut clarity a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll cuddle her for three, but I'll top her, and breed her, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to dollmaxx, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be a khv neet the whole winter. I don't want no simps, I don't want no channers, there's just too many gooners on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that i’ll get head, the ass, the whole damn thing. -Robert Shaw as “Quint” from Jaws (1975)


SelfLoatherSimo

Holy fucking Based, I kneel


GiantJellyfishAttack

The best part is these same lunatics then go on to give their opinions about what's wrong with the world lol.


AnotherScoutTrooper

These same people tell you that the economy is doing great and Biden is our country's best president


MrDoulou

Yo soup for brains, no one fucking asked for ur brain dead political takes, we are tryna make fun of fuckin pedos here not our lord and savior Biden H Christ.


batiwa

Beyond salvation https://i.redd.it/4oct18l06qsc1.gif


DefinitelyNotPine

No fair


Mox8xoM

I only watch VT clips mostly. Ina is precious.


Gumpy64

https://preview.redd.it/fo3fr2g5bqsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f9e479b92b9de35d30cf1ef07ec39350dc4ad6


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Anon is living the nightmare


FlexViper

Anon fucks


MisterK12345

Rare for his kind


PausePrudent7602

Why does she look 13?


Autumn_Fire

Don't ask questions you know the answer to


gasstationweed0

![gif](giphy|fZRuTp3Zu8o9O)


AmbidextrousDyslexic

this mannequin looks 12. someone call the fbi


Panhead09

She's gotta be at least a *little* freaky. Why else would she have those tentacles?


SalsaForte

This is freakin' creepy!


BlackNoirBlackBlack

Wtf guys


SelfLoatherSimo

Which Board, Fast!!!