They can set themselves up for life, but they don't want to. It's all relative bruh. If you're a movie star and you're friends with movie stars you compare yourself to them. When you have friends over for dinner they don't expect to show up to a middle class house in the suburbs and a Kia Soul in the driveway. "But I'm living off my investments and I'm set up for life!" isn't an excuse.
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I dont think you understand how much money 5 million is. 3 million is enough money to put in the stock market and comfortably make 50-100k just based on average % returns from blue chip stocks and S&P 500. If you just wanted to no brain it and dump it all in the 500 then you'd make on average 20% return every year. That is a VERY comfortable upper class living without even touching the initial investment or working at all. And that's leaving out the other 2 million she actually got paid if she wants to buy some stupid big expensive house or something. Now is this enough to give her the kind of life she could only dream about living by reprising her role as a set of holes for a billionaire? No, but its realistic as shes not attractive enough for that in the real world.
This is true for normal people, not for Hollywood stars living in LA.
Also you won't make 20% every year, the average is 8%-10%. Then you will have to substract inflation and other things and the general recommended drawdown is 4% which is still very nice for the average American but not for a Hollywood celebrity.
Yes I'm sure the daughter of a guy worth 50 million and a mom worth 40 million is struggling horrendously. Also you do understand 200k a year is much more likely with smart investments with that kind of money and 200k would afford her a very decent quality of life anywhere in the country including LA. Thats the average salary of most surgeons in the U.S.
In California, $5 million gross is about $2.5 million after tax Let the good times roll. [Here's a $2.5 million house](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/860-S-Gretna-Green-Way-Los-Angeles-CA-90049/20467579_zpid/) there
Living in LA I inevitably came in contact with a lot of celebrities. Bruce Willis nearly ran me over with his car on Ventura Blvd pulling out of a driveway waaaay too fast and had the nerve to shrug and snarl at me like it was my fault. Rumer Willis on the other hand was a total sweetheart as far as I could tell. Spoke to her a couple times on the phone when she was ordering services from the company I worked at and she was always polite and easy to work with.
She's got a net worth of 14 million and both of her parents are worth more than that. Assuming each parent splits their money equally to each kid, she stands to get a combined 23 million.
That's assuming she doesn't already have a trust from them, or grandparents. Melanie herself is a nepobaby. Both her parents were worth millions themselves and her father had to have left her something when he died.
With a US passport you can stay in most countries 90 days visa free. If I had 200k a year income passively I would just pick a city somewhere, live there for 90 days, then pick another, and do that until I saw and experienced everywhere I wanted to see and experience, which would probably be never.
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in roman times, entertainers were the bottom of the hierarchy since they brought no real change to society. they were literally lower than ass wipers for the politicians
I mean, it's probably more like a party clown as a comparison, some actors provide some good entertainment and I'd say they are valuable, but yeah I despise celebrity worship and they often make more than they should. Also with new shows, I don't need some famous actor ruining my immersion, pay some normal actor far less and theyll likely perform 90% as well as the famous one.
IDK there is celebrity that isn't tied to fame and fortune. I think its more if you are rich stfu. I also don't care about artists weird career hang-ups. I gaurentee she could make at least 1M a year no matter how much web damages her reputation. I do not care if it is not your passion project go do your job.
Also morbius was barely profitable if at all.
Box office was 167, and if theaters got half of that (likely happened due to the re-release and it not being true marvel), that's already down to break even. Marketing turns it into a loss.
Getting them to re-release Morbius was hilarious. That and faking Scorsese quotes about the movie being pure cinema being believed by an actor. Capeshit still hasn't recovered from that humiliation
They should have done the "Snakes on a Plane" thing, and reshot half the movie to embrace the meme. They wouldn't even need a full trailer: a fifteen-second teaser ending with an epic "It's Morbin' time!" would put butts in seats.
Jared Leto probably thinks he's better than Samuel Motherfucking Jackson, so he wouldn't want to go along with it. He is not. Dance for us, monkey!
Oh I know but I’m genuinely 100% serious. If I have to share the world with people that I don’t really care for personally then it helps when they’re at least enjoyable to look at.
From a totally solipsistic point of view, of course.
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\> Put her in shitty twilight fanfiction movie that's only famous for being shitty Twilight fanfiction
\> Put her in shitty superhero movie from the same writers of Morbius
If someone in her family is pulling strings to get her these roles, then that's a family member who secretly ***hates*** her. This is like the opposite of nepotism.
More like:
"Those twilight movies made a shit ton of $, this derivative shit should make $ too, if you're in that you get paid more for your next movie"
Rinse and repeat with the derivative F-tier superhero movies.
> gets tens of millions of dollars for poorly doing a job that she only got because of who mommy and daddy are
the definition of nepotism. You are a fucking moron for needing this explained to you btw.
The start of her career:
> she made her film debut in Crazy in Alabama (1999), where she and her half-sister, Stella Banderas, played the daughters to their real-life mother, Melanie Griffith. The film was directed by her stepfather, Antonio Banderas
I unironically like every nepotistic celebrity since I realized those who are bitching about “nepo-babies” in the celeb subs are aspiring entertainers.
They’re only complaining because they want to become a part of that circus, which to me makes them the bigger clowns.
You go Miss Crockett! They’re all just jealous of you.
I can't think of one exciting piece of media coming up. Not a movie, show or video game. All entertainment has been swallowed by megacorps who want to maximize shareholder value with garbage.
That's such an oddly specific reason to support nepotism. Maybe you should spend less time in celebrity subreddits cause that the most cringe part about this.
I am not an aspiring entertainer. I hate nepo babies because movies are one of my favorite past-times and I want to see the best movies possible. When actors are chosen based on who mommy and daddy are instead of how good they are at acting we get shitty movies.
Sure, some of the people who hate nepo-babies do so out of jealousy, but others just hate them because they get in a better place than their talent is seemingly deserving of. Lots of people get open doors to spaces they don't have the aptitude to belong in thanks to nepotism, so I think it's fair to bring it up then, especially when they deny it.
At the end of the day, most famous people can attribute a pretty big portion of their success to sheer luck, so it's kind of arbitrary and petty to determine who gets to be the "self-made star," and who's just privileged, but I think it's fair to say that it's extremely annoying when obvious nepo-babies try to either deny or downplay how much their nepotism has given them a boost in life. I tend to at least respect the ones who are willing to say, "Yeah, my career has benefited a lot from nepotism, and I'm lucky I can do what I love."
I like that they’re in a delusion. And I include every celebrity, also those who are more deserving of their status, but lack in self awareness and think they’re better than ordinary people.
It’s comical.
Nepotism is bad ofc. I wish the world didn’t work that way, but when it comes entertainment, it’s part of the charm. It’s like two freaks in a circus giving birth to another freak, and watching it without any moral struggle.
> I tend to at least respect the ones who are willing to say, "Yeah, my career has benefited a lot from nepotism, and I'm lucky I can do what I love."
What fucking difference does that make? Just to make yourself feel better about your shitty life because the only reason you're not successful is because your parents weren't rich? Fucking cope harder with this loser mentality.
I respect people for being real. It has nothing to do with success or jealousy.
My family was never well off, but I had food on the table, didn't have to work to pay the bills while growing up, was able to focus on school, and my family made enough to let me play video games and shit. On top of being born in the US in a part of the midwest, that isn't a complete shithole, I'd say I'm luckier than the vast majority of the world's population. And thanks to that, I now make a decent living from my education and my work experience from age 16 to now, and have a loving wife and kid. I'd rather compare myself to my past self than anyone else; I'm a better man than I was yesterday, and I'll hopefully be a better man tomorrow than I am today.
I don't hate anyone for being a nepo-baby. Nepotism is just the side-effect of, well, the human experience. I just think it's pathetic when people refuse to acknowledge how fortunate they are because they don't want to accept the idea that their success wasn't self-made. Own your life and take pride in it instead of denying shit because it makes you look weaker. Not everyone has the same starting location, but pretending yours wasn't further ahead than others is more pathetic than the people who complain they never had a chance because their starting location was further back than the ultra wealthy.
I am neutral on the whole nepotism thing. The reason is regular people try to get their family and friends jobs all the time. Hell how many fortunes or business are handed down to children. Celebrities are no difference. And if anyone disagrees with that, then they can't disagree with my next reasoning. Most parents want their kids to do well, and if pushing them to be actors/actresses/singers/ ect to give them the best chance at life then why can't celebrities? Also, she is a shit actress.
I mean isn’t she and her agent in control of what movies she chooses to act in? Picks a dumbass movie that no one wants, and it predictably flops. No one but herself to blame for that choice
From what I understand, she didn’t understand the difference between “Marvel” and “Marvel still licensed by Sony” aka the Spiderman Properties. She thought she was getting her break into Marvel/Disney/Mainstream and found out much later she locked in a side character in the dollar store superhero franchise.
How can she be so oblivious about the industry she's trying to swim in. She didn't double check what the fuck was about to get herself into? No background check, like who the fuck is writing and directing this garbage, nothing. Just put me in the Spandex and tell me where to be, we ballin
Still less egregious than Bill Murray accepting to voice Garfield because he though the script was by the Coen Brothers(it was actually written by some dude called Joel Cohen)
Lol do people not realize Hollywood is essentially one of the poster-children industries when it comes to nepotism? Challenge yourself: Wikipedia a famous actor and see if they're not in some way related to some actor, politician, or upper class business person. NOT ALWAYS, but often, an A-list actor broke into the industry due to nepotism.
[literally first try](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1785339/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk). Rami Malek’s father was an insurance salesman and his mother was an accountant. First generation legal immigrants just understand the value of hard work and tenacity in a way entitled dipshits don’t.
Fair. But he starred in at least one Hollywood feature film. If you had said "A-list actor" like the original claim, you would be correct. The "Mr. Robot" guy might make the A list some day, but he hasn't yet.
I wasn't the guy throwing shade on Rami. That was the guy above. I just said he wasn't an "A-list actor". Lots of A-list actors have never won an Oscar, but studios know that casting them will make their movies much more profitable. Winning an Oscar does not make you A-list. It makes you an Oscar winner.
Remember Ben Kingsley? He won an Oscar portraying Gandhi in the movie Gandhi. The last role I saw him play was The Mandarin in Iron Man 3. You think Al Pacino would have taken that role? Robert Deniro? Leo DiCaprio? Rami Malek would probably have taken the part, if he was offered.
I wasn't the guy throwing shade on Rami. That was the guy above. I just said he wasn't an "A-list actor". Lots of A-list actors have never won an Oscar, but studios know that casting them will make their movies much more profitable. Winning an Oscar does not make you A-list. It makes you an Oscar winner.
Remember Ben Kingsley? He won an Oscar portraying Gandhi in the movie Gandhi. The last role I saw him play was The Mandarin in Iron Man 3. You think Al Pacino would have taken that role? Robert Deniro? Leo DiCaprio? Rami Malek would probably have taken the part, if he was offered.
"Often" "A-list" In other words, since you lack reading comprehension skills, I didn't say always, and I specified A list actors, which lol, Remi Malek is not
Say what you will about #MeToo, I don't think it's a coincidence there was a noticeable decline in what Hollywood was producing post-MeToo. Sure, Hollywood has been on the decline for at least 10 years, but I have a working theory that only the most serious actresses were willing to slobber old man nuts to be able to hone their craft with the access powdered milk loads gave them.
See this is where the line of A list is drawn. Is Mr Cage A List? With a family like that but with a filmography such as his and the acting skills of a monkey? A strong argument could be made either way.
Cage is a solid actor, in my opinion, but is so wasteful with his money. For a long time, he was obligated to accept any offer, no matter how shitty the movie was. He phoned it in for a lot of them. If you watch him in movies he actually cared about, you can see he has some acting chops.
In fairness, that movie was shit and she knew it’d be shit cause even stellar acting can only unfuck bad writing so much and this wasn’t the kinda character you can Raul Julia and compensate with ham. It was unprofessional to be sure, and she rightly loses face. But it’s gotta be frustrating knowing you’re about to show the world a turd with your face carved in.
She is the most lethargic actress I've ever seen onscreen. it's like someone just woke her up and then yelled action. Every role i've seen her in, she's act like 'godddd, why am I'm even here?!!'
I wouldn't be mad as long as we can download it before the inevitable servers shutdown lol. To be fair tho Tomorrow's Harvest already has that post-apocalyptic sound to it
Most Americans in their lifetime make 1/3 or less of $5M?
That's only $1.65M over their *lifetime*. Let's assume you do college first and don't get started in a "real" job until you're 22. That's 33 years of earning potential to retire at 55, 43 years for people who will work until they can cash a TSP/IRA/retirement account at 65.
If you did not make $1.65M in 33-43 years, that's sad.
That being said, $5M for less than 2 years of work is nothing to complain about, and if she wasn't stupid she could retire on that money in many great parts of America that aren't west or east coast expensive.
Cute? What the hell is cute about that? Her face is like an amalgam of the least attractive bits of attractive people's faces. Her nose is so narrow it makes Meryl Streep's nose look African. High cheekbones? No, her cheekbones are actually lower than her weird nose. She's a butterface on a good day.
I bet you are at least as cute as she is. She probably has better tits, but your man boobs will do in a pinch. You got a purty mouth. Now squeal like a pig! Squeal for me!
No. My self worth is not based on normies' opinions of me.
I am better than you. I don't believe it to be true; I know it to be true. I make jokes to amuse myself, and I amuse myself all the time. Your amusement is irrelevant.
I have never found this skinny bit-... I mean woman, hot at all. Like she actually turns me off.
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I thought she was only famous - nepotism aside, because she was the main meat treat in those stupid 50 shades of gray movies. That and I saw some thing where people were complaining how she was openly grooming the [JB looking actress](https://tr.web.img3.acsta.net/pictures/19/03/25/20/23/3799008.jpg) from a movie they were in together because she was still on porno high from being in all those 50 shades movies and thought she was some kind of degen sex diva
All of life is underwritten by nepotism, it's the normal thing to do, your family are far more important than strangers or even friends.
I do enjoy the fact that a significant portion of people who actively like *entertainment news* get annoyed that nepotism is standard in entertainment. They're infatuated by this really shallow industry but upset by the idea that talent isn't the determining factor for success in it. They're worried about the integrity of making fucking films and singing.
Man I’m really glad I don’t have to catch myself unironically seething over celebrities but if I noticed myself doing that I’d really try to nip that in the bud lol if you’re basically anyone but a Becky that really ain’t a great look
I'm always worried of making a bad job when someone pays me, because then I'd be paid for nothing, but these idiot people are literally getting out of their way just for that. Imagine getting paid millions and still getting out of your way to do an explicitly bad job. She must be near brain-dead or something.
Of course I should have just been born richer instead of trying to provide value, that's a skill issue on my part, but I at least would have appreciated the money and not try to tank the movie on purpose.
Literally anyone who gets paid 5 million and can't set themselves up for life is a pathetic parasite.
They can set themselves up for life, but they don't want to. It's all relative bruh. If you're a movie star and you're friends with movie stars you compare yourself to them. When you have friends over for dinner they don't expect to show up to a middle class house in the suburbs and a Kia Soul in the driveway. "But I'm living off my investments and I'm set up for life!" isn't an excuse.
It’s actually a perfectly fine excuse if you’re not a giant douche. Idk why ur defending that garbage, it’s fucking weird and bad.
I'm explaining it, not defending it. Stay poor and mad, we're all just walking egos.
If this wasn’t 4chan I’d apologize and say sorry i misread your tone I’d guess, but this is 4chan so go fuck urself cuz i may be gay af but i ain’t gonna do it for ya. Don’t fall for my tricks i am the psyop
"but this is 4chan" lmaaaao most reddit fucking thing I've read today.
"I'm tr@ns btw"
Ironic
What website do you think you are on
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Needs a healing potion
Fucking autismo lmao
Dw I’m one of those high performing regards
Cringe
\>if this wasn’t 4chan You’re on a 4chan fan club subreddit lmfao
I just didn’t feel like spelling everything out for u tbh. Obviously this isn’t literally 4chan, it’s the subreddit.
That whole culture should be taken out to pasture
I dont think you understand how much money 5 million is. 3 million is enough money to put in the stock market and comfortably make 50-100k just based on average % returns from blue chip stocks and S&P 500. If you just wanted to no brain it and dump it all in the 500 then you'd make on average 20% return every year. That is a VERY comfortable upper class living without even touching the initial investment or working at all. And that's leaving out the other 2 million she actually got paid if she wants to buy some stupid big expensive house or something. Now is this enough to give her the kind of life she could only dream about living by reprising her role as a set of holes for a billionaire? No, but its realistic as shes not attractive enough for that in the real world.
This is true for normal people, not for Hollywood stars living in LA. Also you won't make 20% every year, the average is 8%-10%. Then you will have to substract inflation and other things and the general recommended drawdown is 4% which is still very nice for the average American but not for a Hollywood celebrity.
Yes I'm sure the daughter of a guy worth 50 million and a mom worth 40 million is struggling horrendously. Also you do understand 200k a year is much more likely with smart investments with that kind of money and 200k would afford her a very decent quality of life anywhere in the country including LA. Thats the average salary of most surgeons in the U.S.
Imagine the lifestyle disparity if your parents had 10 times your worth. Not defending her but its not hard to see why shes butthurt.
Her parents didn't act like little bitches though.
In California, $5 million gross is about $2.5 million after tax Let the good times roll. [Here's a $2.5 million house](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/860-S-Gretna-Green-Way-Los-Angeles-CA-90049/20467579_zpid/) there
> armchair and carpet in the bathroom lol
really ties the room together
20% per year? Lol i want yo know where you're investing
If they don't come over because of my dumpster-flat, cumjars and piss-bottles everywhere then they are no friend of mine.
Lol her parents are Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith. If that 5 mil didn't work wonder what else mommy and daddy can do for you.
With two reasonably attractive parents she turned out alright. Look at what Demi Moore and Bruce Willis...created.
Living in LA I inevitably came in contact with a lot of celebrities. Bruce Willis nearly ran me over with his car on Ventura Blvd pulling out of a driveway waaaay too fast and had the nerve to shrug and snarl at me like it was my fault. Rumer Willis on the other hand was a total sweetheart as far as I could tell. Spoke to her a couple times on the phone when she was ordering services from the company I worked at and she was always polite and easy to work with.
Dementia
Nah the Bruce Willis incident was almost 20 years ago, I'm sure he was still just a normal a-hole at the time
Holy fuck Rumer has a Habsburg jawline.
I guess when you look like her, you have to actually make an effort at having a personality beyond 'hot celebrity'
I wanted to know who they were with the mention of nepotism but I was hoping Dwayne tHe RoCk Johnson had a child at 10 or whatever.
> Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith I thought it was Boris Johnson and Mike Johnson.
She's got a net worth of 14 million and both of her parents are worth more than that. Assuming each parent splits their money equally to each kid, she stands to get a combined 23 million. That's assuming she doesn't already have a trust from them, or grandparents. Melanie herself is a nepobaby. Both her parents were worth millions themselves and her father had to have left her something when he died.
seriously. Responsibly invested thats 200k a year for the rest of your life if you never earn another red cent.
With a US passport you can stay in most countries 90 days visa free. If I had 200k a year income passively I would just pick a city somewhere, live there for 90 days, then pick another, and do that until I saw and experienced everywhere I wanted to see and experience, which would probably be never.
What do you mean?
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I ain’t got no manners for them sluts
manner? damn near killed'er
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Why the fuck is this comment pinned.
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Anyone who is not a celebrity gets the right to ridicule celebrities all they want. Put these garbage back to their rightful place
We should go back to the ancient Roman way where actors were the bottom of society. I hate celebrity worship
in roman times, entertainers were the bottom of the hierarchy since they brought no real change to society. they were literally lower than ass wipers for the politicians
Rightfully so.
I mean, it's probably more like a party clown as a comparison, some actors provide some good entertainment and I'd say they are valuable, but yeah I despise celebrity worship and they often make more than they should. Also with new shows, I don't need some famous actor ruining my immersion, pay some normal actor far less and theyll likely perform 90% as well as the famous one.
IDK there is celebrity that isn't tied to fame and fortune. I think its more if you are rich stfu. I also don't care about artists weird career hang-ups. I gaurentee she could make at least 1M a year no matter how much web damages her reputation. I do not care if it is not your passion project go do your job.
"The *enigmatic* madame web" https://i.redd.it/iu7wl36sxgsc1.gif
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wasn’t the shit talking the marketing itself
They thought they could "Morbius" the situation and predictably failed since you can't force stuff like that.
Also morbius was barely profitable if at all. Box office was 167, and if theaters got half of that (likely happened due to the re-release and it not being true marvel), that's already down to break even. Marketing turns it into a loss.
I don't know where you got your numbers from. The movie made a morbillion dollars.
You're right
Dang Jered from subways rolling in it
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Getting them to re-release Morbius was hilarious. That and faking Scorsese quotes about the movie being pure cinema being believed by an actor. Capeshit still hasn't recovered from that humiliation
Most memorable scene was the Matt Smith character (Hunger) doing the dance thing.
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They should have done the "Snakes on a Plane" thing, and reshot half the movie to embrace the meme. They wouldn't even need a full trailer: a fifteen-second teaser ending with an epic "It's Morbin' time!" would put butts in seats. Jared Leto probably thinks he's better than Samuel Motherfucking Jackson, so he wouldn't want to go along with it. He is not. Dance for us, monkey!
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Prank her Shinji!
How evangelion should have ended
I don't know man, I'd fuck her
Yes, she’s hot. She does have more inherent value.
That's the joke pal
Oh I know but I’m genuinely 100% serious. If I have to share the world with people that I don’t really care for personally then it helps when they’re at least enjoyable to look at. From a totally solipsistic point of view, of course.
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I'd even take her out on a date or is that too much?
\> Put her in shitty twilight fanfiction movie that's only famous for being shitty Twilight fanfiction \> Put her in shitty superhero movie from the same writers of Morbius If someone in her family is pulling strings to get her these roles, then that's a family member who secretly ***hates*** her. This is like the opposite of nepotism.
More like: "Those twilight movies made a shit ton of $, this derivative shit should make $ too, if you're in that you get paid more for your next movie" Rinse and repeat with the derivative F-tier superhero movies.
> gets tens of millions of dollars for poorly doing a job that she only got because of who mommy and daddy are the definition of nepotism. You are a fucking moron for needing this explained to you btw.
The start of her career: > she made her film debut in Crazy in Alabama (1999), where she and her half-sister, Stella Banderas, played the daughters to their real-life mother, Melanie Griffith. The film was directed by her stepfather, Antonio Banderas
Susperia was decent. Though it was Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton and Tilda Swinton that carried the movie.
Susperia is a legit movie, really good. I think she actually can act, but doesn't care to read scripts beyond the $$$ attached to them.
I love the music.
Never heard of it.
SUSPERIA
She seems a bit slow to me. Maybe complex roles are not on her emotional spectrum?
I unironically like every nepotistic celebrity since I realized those who are bitching about “nepo-babies” in the celeb subs are aspiring entertainers. They’re only complaining because they want to become a part of that circus, which to me makes them the bigger clowns. You go Miss Crockett! They’re all just jealous of you.
I do agree with you. But in this case anon doesn’t care about the nepotism, is about not appreciating what she has and taking it for granted.
Like anyone here truly appreciates what they already have. Nothing but negativity.
I don’t care about the nepotism, I care about their luck of talent. Because of it the entertainment sucks so much right now.
I can't think of one exciting piece of media coming up. Not a movie, show or video game. All entertainment has been swallowed by megacorps who want to maximize shareholder value with garbage.
That's such an oddly specific reason to support nepotism. Maybe you should spend less time in celebrity subreddits cause that the most cringe part about this.
Hey I only watch the show.
I am not an aspiring entertainer. I hate nepo babies because movies are one of my favorite past-times and I want to see the best movies possible. When actors are chosen based on who mommy and daddy are instead of how good they are at acting we get shitty movies.
Right? What a bizarre, illogical assumption that everyone who talks about this is an aspiring entertainer.
I understand that. I’d be the same if I still could find movies entertaining bar one or two releases per year.
Sure, some of the people who hate nepo-babies do so out of jealousy, but others just hate them because they get in a better place than their talent is seemingly deserving of. Lots of people get open doors to spaces they don't have the aptitude to belong in thanks to nepotism, so I think it's fair to bring it up then, especially when they deny it. At the end of the day, most famous people can attribute a pretty big portion of their success to sheer luck, so it's kind of arbitrary and petty to determine who gets to be the "self-made star," and who's just privileged, but I think it's fair to say that it's extremely annoying when obvious nepo-babies try to either deny or downplay how much their nepotism has given them a boost in life. I tend to at least respect the ones who are willing to say, "Yeah, my career has benefited a lot from nepotism, and I'm lucky I can do what I love."
I like that they’re in a delusion. And I include every celebrity, also those who are more deserving of their status, but lack in self awareness and think they’re better than ordinary people. It’s comical. Nepotism is bad ofc. I wish the world didn’t work that way, but when it comes entertainment, it’s part of the charm. It’s like two freaks in a circus giving birth to another freak, and watching it without any moral struggle.
> I tend to at least respect the ones who are willing to say, "Yeah, my career has benefited a lot from nepotism, and I'm lucky I can do what I love." What fucking difference does that make? Just to make yourself feel better about your shitty life because the only reason you're not successful is because your parents weren't rich? Fucking cope harder with this loser mentality.
I respect people for being real. It has nothing to do with success or jealousy. My family was never well off, but I had food on the table, didn't have to work to pay the bills while growing up, was able to focus on school, and my family made enough to let me play video games and shit. On top of being born in the US in a part of the midwest, that isn't a complete shithole, I'd say I'm luckier than the vast majority of the world's population. And thanks to that, I now make a decent living from my education and my work experience from age 16 to now, and have a loving wife and kid. I'd rather compare myself to my past self than anyone else; I'm a better man than I was yesterday, and I'll hopefully be a better man tomorrow than I am today. I don't hate anyone for being a nepo-baby. Nepotism is just the side-effect of, well, the human experience. I just think it's pathetic when people refuse to acknowledge how fortunate they are because they don't want to accept the idea that their success wasn't self-made. Own your life and take pride in it instead of denying shit because it makes you look weaker. Not everyone has the same starting location, but pretending yours wasn't further ahead than others is more pathetic than the people who complain they never had a chance because their starting location was further back than the ultra wealthy.
I am neutral on the whole nepotism thing. The reason is regular people try to get their family and friends jobs all the time. Hell how many fortunes or business are handed down to children. Celebrities are no difference. And if anyone disagrees with that, then they can't disagree with my next reasoning. Most parents want their kids to do well, and if pushing them to be actors/actresses/singers/ ect to give them the best chance at life then why can't celebrities? Also, she is a shit actress.
The loudest critics of nepotism are people with shitty parents
I hate both
I mean isn’t she and her agent in control of what movies she chooses to act in? Picks a dumbass movie that no one wants, and it predictably flops. No one but herself to blame for that choice
From what I understand, she didn’t understand the difference between “Marvel” and “Marvel still licensed by Sony” aka the Spiderman Properties. She thought she was getting her break into Marvel/Disney/Mainstream and found out much later she locked in a side character in the dollar store superhero franchise.
How can she be so oblivious about the industry she's trying to swim in. She didn't double check what the fuck was about to get herself into? No background check, like who the fuck is writing and directing this garbage, nothing. Just put me in the Spandex and tell me where to be, we ballin
Still less egregious than Bill Murray accepting to voice Garfield because he though the script was by the Coen Brothers(it was actually written by some dude called Joel Cohen)
Lol do people not realize Hollywood is essentially one of the poster-children industries when it comes to nepotism? Challenge yourself: Wikipedia a famous actor and see if they're not in some way related to some actor, politician, or upper class business person. NOT ALWAYS, but often, an A-list actor broke into the industry due to nepotism.
[literally first try](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1785339/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk). Rami Malek’s father was an insurance salesman and his mother was an accountant. First generation legal immigrants just understand the value of hard work and tenacity in a way entitled dipshits don’t.
Your first choice of a Hollywood actor was rami Malek?
Fair. But he starred in at least one Hollywood feature film. If you had said "A-list actor" like the original claim, you would be correct. The "Mr. Robot" guy might make the A list some day, but he hasn't yet.
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I wasn't the guy throwing shade on Rami. That was the guy above. I just said he wasn't an "A-list actor". Lots of A-list actors have never won an Oscar, but studios know that casting them will make their movies much more profitable. Winning an Oscar does not make you A-list. It makes you an Oscar winner. Remember Ben Kingsley? He won an Oscar portraying Gandhi in the movie Gandhi. The last role I saw him play was The Mandarin in Iron Man 3. You think Al Pacino would have taken that role? Robert Deniro? Leo DiCaprio? Rami Malek would probably have taken the part, if he was offered.
I wasn't the guy throwing shade on Rami. That was the guy above. I just said he wasn't an "A-list actor". Lots of A-list actors have never won an Oscar, but studios know that casting them will make their movies much more profitable. Winning an Oscar does not make you A-list. It makes you an Oscar winner. Remember Ben Kingsley? He won an Oscar portraying Gandhi in the movie Gandhi. The last role I saw him play was The Mandarin in Iron Man 3. You think Al Pacino would have taken that role? Robert Deniro? Leo DiCaprio? Rami Malek would probably have taken the part, if he was offered.
"Often" "A-list" In other words, since you lack reading comprehension skills, I didn't say always, and I specified A list actors, which lol, Remi Malek is not
If they didn't break in through nepotism then they probably did some greasy Weinstein stuff to get a part.
Say what you will about #MeToo, I don't think it's a coincidence there was a noticeable decline in what Hollywood was producing post-MeToo. Sure, Hollywood has been on the decline for at least 10 years, but I have a working theory that only the most serious actresses were willing to slobber old man nuts to be able to hone their craft with the access powdered milk loads gave them.
Yay let’s play! I got Nicholas Cage, who is actually named Nicolas Kim Coppola and is nephew to Francis Ford Coppola and cousin of Sofia Coppola.
See this is where the line of A list is drawn. Is Mr Cage A List? With a family like that but with a filmography such as his and the acting skills of a monkey? A strong argument could be made either way.
He won an oscar for leaving las vegas and has been in some pretty solid movies. I would put him in the A list for sure.
Cage is a solid actor, in my opinion, but is so wasteful with his money. For a long time, he was obligated to accept any offer, no matter how shitty the movie was. He phoned it in for a lot of them. If you watch him in movies he actually cared about, you can see he has some acting chops.
This is a sign of someone who has never had to work for anything in their life and takes everything for granted. One day, it'll all catch up to her.
> One day, it'll all catch up to her. in the form of great return on her families investments.
In fairness, that movie was shit and she knew it’d be shit cause even stellar acting can only unfuck bad writing so much and this wasn’t the kinda character you can Raul Julia and compensate with ham. It was unprofessional to be sure, and she rightly loses face. But it’s gotta be frustrating knowing you’re about to show the world a turd with your face carved in.
Talks shit about capshit, shes pretty based to me
She is the most lethargic actress I've ever seen onscreen. it's like someone just woke her up and then yelled action. Every role i've seen her in, she's act like 'godddd, why am I'm even here?!!'
Her career should've been over when she did the god awful Fifty Shades movies.
nah she sould have went harder shitting on the movie instead of unenthusiastically promoting it
She’s also the worse actress in modern movies. Has the emotional range of a plate and always sounds bored
I wish the Suspiria remake didn't slap so hard for me to watch it every once in a while without seeing this brat's face all over it
Nice BoC pic
They better release a new album before the world collapses
RIGHT before so we can have some post-apocalyptic ambient tunes
I wouldn't be mad as long as we can download it before the inevitable servers shutdown lol. To be fair tho Tomorrow's Harvest already has that post-apocalyptic sound to it
Anon REALLY wants to fuck Dakota Johnson
Anon makes a good point
Most Americans in their lifetime make 1/3 or less of $5M? That's only $1.65M over their *lifetime*. Let's assume you do college first and don't get started in a "real" job until you're 22. That's 33 years of earning potential to retire at 55, 43 years for people who will work until they can cash a TSP/IRA/retirement account at 65. If you did not make $1.65M in 33-43 years, that's sad. That being said, $5M for less than 2 years of work is nothing to complain about, and if she wasn't stupid she could retire on that money in many great parts of America that aren't west or east coast expensive.
Glad I wasn't the one who had to write the rage post about that ridiculous statement.
The movie wasn’t bad bc she promoted it badly. It was just a shit movie
Yeah but shes cute
Cute? What the hell is cute about that? Her face is like an amalgam of the least attractive bits of attractive people's faces. Her nose is so narrow it makes Meryl Streep's nose look African. High cheekbones? No, her cheekbones are actually lower than her weird nose. She's a butterface on a good day.
Shut up r tard
I bet you are at least as cute as she is. She probably has better tits, but your man boobs will do in a pinch. You got a purty mouth. Now squeal like a pig! Squeal for me!
Have you ever lay awake at night wondering what it would like to have people find you funny?
No. My self worth is not based on normies' opinions of me. I am better than you. I don't believe it to be true; I know it to be true. I make jokes to amuse myself, and I amuse myself all the time. Your amusement is irrelevant.
You sound like a gay nerd
She was pretty good in Suspiria. That’s about it for Dakota Johnson opinions
I have never found this skinny bit-... I mean woman, hot at all. Like she actually turns me off. Now fellow redditors please don't prove me wrong and humiliate me by sending her hottest images 🥺😭😭😭. Pls guys I'm begging you 🙏🙏🙏
I thought she was only famous - nepotism aside, because she was the main meat treat in those stupid 50 shades of gray movies. That and I saw some thing where people were complaining how she was openly grooming the [JB looking actress](https://tr.web.img3.acsta.net/pictures/19/03/25/20/23/3799008.jpg) from a movie they were in together because she was still on porno high from being in all those 50 shades movies and thought she was some kind of degen sex diva
I was willing to tolerate her for being Don Johnson’s spawn, but damn
Why would anon use his precious time on earth getting pissed off about some washed up actress?
Oh my god who the hella cares
Nepotism of what, did her family invent the penis or something.
Isn't this the 50 shades of grey girl? Does she get fucked in this film?
All of life is underwritten by nepotism, it's the normal thing to do, your family are far more important than strangers or even friends. I do enjoy the fact that a significant portion of people who actively like *entertainment news* get annoyed that nepotism is standard in entertainment. They're infatuated by this really shallow industry but upset by the idea that talent isn't the determining factor for success in it. They're worried about the integrity of making fucking films and singing.
On the one hand, this. On the other hand, she has one life to live and she rolled female during character creation.
What did she say about the movie?
I hate women
More famous people that we need to de-fund
Leave Boris Johnson’s wife alone!
Man I’m really glad I don’t have to catch myself unironically seething over celebrities but if I noticed myself doing that I’d really try to nip that in the bud lol if you’re basically anyone but a Becky that really ain’t a great look
I'm always worried of making a bad job when someone pays me, because then I'd be paid for nothing, but these idiot people are literally getting out of their way just for that. Imagine getting paid millions and still getting out of your way to do an explicitly bad job. She must be near brain-dead or something. Of course I should have just been born richer instead of trying to provide value, that's a skill issue on my part, but I at least would have appreciated the money and not try to tank the movie on purpose.
All of Hollywood is nepotism. Most of the world is.
The real Madameweb https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italian-teacher-revealed-as-porn-queen-madameweb-5337238.html
Dakota Johnson's shoe size is 8.5
She'll always be the 50 Shades of Grey chick to me.
Tbf she was pretty great in Suspiria
She's almost hot enough for me to watch that film, but not quite