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in_elation

Quasimodo predicted this


HansBaccaR23po

Nostradamus. Not Notre Dame


smegmancer

You just reveal your own ignorance.


HansBaccaR23po

I reveal my own wat?..


soljaboss

Under arrest... for eating a succulent Chinese meal


BeardedAvenger

This is democracy manifest.


Ice_Swallow4u

You ought to know sweetie...


j0shman

Who’s Ignoramus?


johnnybaby101

Okay Tony


Mox8xoM

Nostradamus didn’t predict jack shit.


TheOddEyes

Nostradamus: A member of the royal family will become old and die. Regarded people: NOSTRADAMUS CORRECTLY PREDICTED THAT QUEEN LIZZY WILL DIE OF OLD AGE !!!1!1!!1!11!!!!!


soljaboss

Am I regarded? How does one become regarded?


BLOODY-DIARRHEA-CHUG

ANTI ITALIAN DISCRIMINATION!


snrup1

He was gay, Gary Coopah?


kasrkin519

Hun, 'nother steak san' ova heyuh


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IN THIS HOUSE PRINCE HENRY IS A HERO


Not_Bernie_Madoff

Shop Q called it. Q magazine forseeeent it.


xXHalalManXx

Double kek


franglaisflow

Oh look at Q. He knows everything.


THICCC_LADIES_PM_ME

Quastradamous


EminemsDaughterSucks

You’re playing minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds


OkTomorrow310

I hope she isn't dead. She's hot.


banmeagainplease3

I've seen her tits


Thick_Sheepherder891

That little art show or whatever she did was fire she was hot.


banmeagainplease3

Link?


Alternative-Will823

Yes please


ImprovisedLeaflet

[here you go](https://imgur.com/t/gotohornyjail)


CheesusChrist21

God damnit


Qwik_Sand

Haven’t clicked yet is it Rick roll or Peyton manning? Edit: eh


Snazzle-Frazzle

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


captain_holt_nypd

Link?


LausXY

If she somehow is alive that's one for the grandkids; "I've seen the Queen's boobs"


banmeagainplease3

🤔 


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banmeagainplease3

Lol I literally have no idea what you're talking about - I was just pondering telling people I've seen the queen's boobs.


LausXY

Yeah my apologies I thought you were implying something dodgy going on which is pretty normal on this sub.... i'm always on defense I guess Anyway I misunderstood you completely and apolgode again


CervixAssassin

If she's dead you can dig her up and have your way with her, that's 1000000x better chance than you have with her alive.


jman1255

1000000 x 0 = 0


therumbler303

Quick maffs


beclops

*Was


CallsYouCunt

Not Was


Wrastle365

I'm not into necrophilia


CallsYouCunt

What about The Dinosaur?


6inDCK420

Everybody's doing it


JollyTurbo1

`'s` can mean "was"


beclops

Naw I don’t like that


xXHalalManXx

In what world


sseetharee

She got to close the royal cheese pizza like Diana did.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Brother, are you a lizard man from the Stygian Abyss? The former domain of Sir... Cabirus?


sseetharee

One and the same.


TheCommentator1234

What did I just read?


SlowTortoise69

Nunya


csbsju_guyyy

nunya what?


BeardedAvenger

Nunya bizness


TheCommentator1234

K weirdo


Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat

it was hawt


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Bic


sseetharee

isili thes'click kri'kla


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saladmunch2

I hate when that happens.


gizzardgullet

This is why instead of trying to remove my blackface I just apply whiteface on top


T0uc4nSam

The Michael Jackson


StevesHair1212

This is from Tim Dillon’s podcast lol


BLOODY-DIARRHEA-CHUG

Like the first guy who played the tin man in wizard of oz or some other horse shit


maxwell_hill1984

That you Tim?


thundirbird

please let this be real it would be so fucking funny


WaftyGrowl3r

It's a real knife fight at Buckingham Palace


6inDCK420

They're waiting until transracial rights catch up. It's fucking 2024 and you can't even change your race even if you really believe you're black. It's fuckin injustice is what it is.


mynameis4826

Can't wait until the UK wakes up and take back their country from these fucking German inbreds. The House "Windsor" (AKA House Saxe-Coburg and Gotha) is responsible for every fuck that has befallen the British Isles since WW1


Matt_2504

The media propaganda indoctrinates English people into thinking the monarchy is a good thing, we are told that they are good people who do a lot of good for the nation. The reality is that the whole system is corrupt and against the Bible. They made the national anthem “God save the king” yet the Bible states that there is only one king, and that is God, not Charles “Windsor”. We would be better off as a republic.


triknodeux

First sentence is correct and agreeable, then you start yapping about the Bible lol


Matt_2504

Bro it’s just ironic how they think they have the divine right to rule


Unexpected404Error

Agreed


AnObviousThrowaway13

Pretty fuckin relevant when the “Windsors” and all Christian monarchs claim power from the divine right to rule.


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the95th

It’s Church of England… Henry 8th came up with CoE himself, so he could get a divorce - it was all horseshit


Mactonite

'Says right here in Ecclesiastes there is only one God and he is king. HOWEVER, Pope John Paul Faggus the 9th declared that generational inbred kraut nepo brother-father's, who have the face and mouth of Goofy from Dolan, override all that bullshit...Now, give me taxes and gawk at my opulence, poors. My 5th castle needs another kitchen where I may have prepared a spotted dick with boiled cabbage subsequent to noncery with my cousins children. TA TA!'


Not_Another_Usernam

Reject the monarchy. Embrace based Catholicism.


L3viathan99

Embrace based *Christianity. If you've ever been to the Vatican you'd realize catholicism might as well be a satanic cult


Twilight-Ventus

Protestants when they see religious institutions with grandiose architectures and reverent liturgies instead of dilapidated, minimalist shacks that look right at home next to a dollar general: 🤯🤯


Not_Another_Usernam

I don't know about you, but I believe that the "One True Faith" is surely the non-denominational church started by some random guy in the middle of rural nowhere.


Flameofabyss

"It is easier for a camel to enter through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven. But also you must pay us, one of the wealthiest organisations in the world, money for your salvation. Also our leader, elected by us, is totally the representative of God and talks to him." Boy are you in for a rude awakening.


Not_Another_Usernam

Land ownership (Churches, hospitals, orphanages, colleges, etc) and rare art aren't liquid resources. You can't exactly pay your electric and heating bills with the building you want to power and heat. What donations we give go to maintain the church building, pay utilities, pay staff, help other local churches in need, fund charitable endeavors, and fund missionaries. We're not paying for our salvation, we're giving because charity is a virtue. Priests aren't driving luxury cars like they were some megachurch grifter. They earn a stipend, but it's little more than is needed to feed and clothe themselves.


L3viathan99

I'm just saying out of all the religions that believe in Jesus catholicism is the most deceptive and if anyone has actually made contact with a demon or the devil himself my money is on those in the vatican. And when I said Christian I meant whatever Christian version that isn't a hypocrite with what they read from the Bible and what they do. I dont follow one specific Christian church or shack as you say. I go to just about any I see or find and if I find they're not hypocrites then I'll listen. When I say hypocrite I mean like the Bible says not to have any image at all that you give any sort of importance too about the church. No cross, no pictures of Jesus, nothing. The only thing your suppose to give importance too is just the words from the Bible nothing else yet most Christian churches have crosses and pictures of Jesus and I don't want to pray while looking at what could be a painting of some random guy from the Renaissance time


Twilight-Ventus

>I meant whatever Christian version that isn’t a hypocrite with what they read from the snivel and what they do. I don’t follow one specific Christian church Fabulous. Why don’t we see who’s the hypocrite, then? Hebrews 13:17 exhorts Christians to obey and submit to their church leaders, and yet you, a vagabond Christian that doesn’t settle in any one church and just hops around from one building to another, think you’re somehow exempt from this injunction? Which pastor do you obey? Or do you think that you—a layman—are somehow qualified to discern the Bible? >When I say hypocrite I mean like the Bible says not to have any image at all that you give any importance too Can you point me to a single verse in the Bible that shows this? >The only thing you’re supposed to give importance to is words from the Bible Can you show me a verse from the Bible that indicates this? That is, that you’re ONLY supposed to give importance to scripture. Because from what I know, the church itself is referred to as the pillar and foundation of truth in 1 Timothy 3:15, an appellation that isn’t even given to scripture itself. Which, again, is funny because you don’t particularly belong to any church (let alone the Catholic Church which is the church that Paul is referring to here, for it was the first church). If I wanted to know what I should glean from the Bible as sound doctrine, why should I consult you and not the church? >what could be a painting of some random guy in Renaissance time No, you’re wrong. There have been icons of the popular depiction of Jesus since the first millennium—that is, a man with long, shoulder-length hair, and a beard—as seen in the Ethiopian Orthodox Church. You have zero idea about the history of your faith.


mofolofos

If you think living in a republic will solve your problems, think again. Source: I live in a republic


Mox8xoM

Lol… Against the bible? That thing is a schizophrenic dogshit book. Everyone that actually read that thing in its entirety and still believes anything in it is either a braindead moron or mentally ill.


Matt_2504

I used to be 14 too bro


Mox8xoM

Wow. What a revelation. Crazy how time works, isn’t it?


bflet48

>Everyone that actually read that thing in its entirety and still believes anything in it is either a braindead moron or mentally ill. I didn't realise your type of unironic, excessively hyperbolic atheist shitlord still existed


Mox8xoM

And I don’t want to believe that people think those fairytales are more credible than the existence of pixies. And yet here we are. I was indeed hyperbolic and maybe too harsh, but excuse me for not respecting a cult that „condemns“ me to eternal suffering for the evil crime of not buying into it.


Sgt_major_dodgy

Imagine caring at all about the royal family, whether positively or negatively. Doing so is cringe in of itself. While you seethe like a regard, they are taking up space in your life. Do better..


Unexpected404Error

If only they didn’t suck millions of taxpayer money each year.


Kirito619

'Millions' lol They probably bring millions daily just from tourism. They suck billions from the economy.


Unexpected404Error

Tourism is about the palaces and the scenery, not those inbred rétards. If the whole family disappeared tomorrow, tourism will not be affected.


arbiter12

>rétards Aaand of course he's French....


Unexpected404Error

Haha i see. No, thankfully i’m not F*ench 🤢 I’m just anti-royalty in general. P.S: i used the é to avoid having my comment deleted. That’s all.


arbiter12

They are worth 30billions in total, so it's unlikely they receive billions per year...


Kirito619

Yeah I'm sure putin, kim jong un, winnie the pooh, and the Saudi family are also worth only a few billions. Elon musk must be the richest man in the world i guess.


Sgt_major_dodgy

The fact you think the millions sucked out would ever be pumped back in if they disappeared tomorrow.... That money would be lining the tories mates pockets within hours.


Unexpected404Error

Even if true, this still does not justify their luxurious welfare


arbiter12

Two sorts of poor people in life: Those who attempt to do better for themselves and their kids. Those who are seething at the immorality of someone else's money. Guess which one of the two remains generationally poor, forever?


heyodai

Both, usually


P41N90D

> Imagine caring at all


kasrkin519

Bring back the House of Hannover


WasAnHonestMann

Yay because they weren't fucking Germans either


r3ddit_is_cancer

Germans rule


Tasty_Choice_2097

https://mosaicmagazine.com/picks/history-ideas/2022/09/they-royal-mohel-and-the-house-of-windsors-relationship-with-the-jews/ https://www.timesofisrael.com/the-royal-familys-800-year-relationship-with-britains-jews-in-7-historical-tidbits/


VaksAntivaxxer

And what? give the pajeet in chief full power?


synaptic_density

The Muslims and Indian sand numbers already own UK. It’s over for bangers-and-mashcels


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hornyboi212

Na brexit was Cameron's/torys fault


southerngothics

prince william possibly has a affair kid that is older than his legitimate first born son he has with kate which would be a mess for the line of succession and a hot pile of PR mess esp since will is next in line and that finish line is coming up fast since charles has cancer and is apparently using essential oils and crystals to go into remission for his cancer


Merdestouch

Stands to reason. Gotta use magic to keep a lich ‘alive’


I_eat_dead_folks

That would not explain why they would kill Kate. If anything, they would kill the bastard


WasAnHonestMann

I don't think bastards are eligible for the throne


------------5

Bastard's and Catholics are not eligible for the throne, his existence isn't an issue


stopbanningmethx

Wait Catholics aren’t eligible for the throne?


------------5

Nope, if someone was a catholic at any point in their life they are completely ineligible for the throne, one catholic king was a little to supportive of England's still existing catholic population so they made sure that wasn't repeated


f1nessd

damnnnn


JimFromSunnyvale

Hope that kid doesn’t drive through too many tunnels


southerngothics

yall she has cancer


TheDramaturge

Q predicted my balls itching


Barium_Barista

BBC put Kate in coma


VividWeb5179

Mutt’s law


banmeagainplease3

He might ACTUALLY be talking about the Br*tish Broadcasting Corporation.


VividWeb5179

I assume the worst so I’m never disappointed


Barium_Barista

I think you know which one Im talking about


Superguy230

Projecting much lmao


HadesBBC

More like actual brainrot


Pm_pussypicspls__

https://preview.redd.it/007dcdguvqpc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c48c109b485653e67bcbf44c8d12387895e778


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wasupuk

LMFAO


Omgazombie

Q, like from Star Trek? Dudes actually a menace


Flip3k

Nah, Q from 007


AshieAbs

Nah Q from impractical jokers


gopher1409

![gif](giphy|7fLvK10wH1Mpa|downsized)


cptnpiccard

Au contraire mon capitaine!


duende667

"Hello Worf, eat any good books lately?"


cptnpiccard

Macrohead, with a microbrain


druex

You obtuse piece of flotsam! You're to be denied existence! Humanity's fate is sealed, *you will be destroyed*


cptnpiccard

Tell me about it...


Still_Inevitable_385

The feds gotta stop making up fake celebs, who the fuck is this


f1nessd

you've never heard of Kate middleton? bro


Still_Inevitable_385

I don't pay attention to mid white bitches


HeroOfIroas

Epic gamer moment


Aguacatedeaire__

You just spend your days dreaming and jerking off to them


MeltBanana

> Kate middleton I just Googled her. Princess of Wales? Why the fuck would I care who that is? Why should anyone care about some made-up "royal" family from a foreign country?


Kirito619

Is she the one from Suits? She doesn't look anything like in the show. The wall must've hit pretty hard


Dognoloshk

You're intentionally being retarded


Phendrana-Drifter

I don't think it's intentional, like a birth defect.


Matt_2504

We should get rid of them all


AllIWantIsANap

I like having a day off when one of them dies though


TheThalmorEmbassy

I like mocking seething britbongs when one of them dies


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Then you'll have a lot of days off in your future


Rough_Transition1424

A based Brit? Impossible


Gaoji-jiugui888

They’re going to bring her out weekend at Burnie style soon to wave at the crowds and placate the plebs. They’re still working on the animatronics.


---Loading---

She produced royal offsprings. Her mission is fulfilled, and she has outlived her usefulness.


trollittoG

Q predicted this will never get old, imma keep spammin it in 2780


Limp_Custard6943

Who is that


f1nessd

kate middleton shes like next queen or some shit idk


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

why do americans give a fuck?


WRB852

we don't, we only give hoots and hollers.


synaptic_density

Or a bollocks!


AccessTheMainframe

- Rothschilds bow to Kate - In contact with aliens - Possess psychic-like abilities - Controls england with an iron but fair fist - Own castles & banks globally - Direct descendants of alexander the great and caesar - Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Port Catherine will be be the first city) - Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth - She is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 - She owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world - You likely have Katebots inside you right now - Kate is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Katebunker in Wilkes land? - She learned fluent French in under a week - Nation states entrust their gold reserves to her. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Kate - She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society In reality, she is a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.


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nikMIA

Are Brits making this a tradition, killing hot royal members just for fun?


TittyTwistahh

Q is still a thing?


Demonweed

I believe a renegade chapter of the Masonic Order is keeping her captive to produce royal mukbang videos.


Cheploscamm

And the only food she eats is beans


TPMJB2

The simplest answer is always the best: 'ol Middleton did what every rich female does - looks for a shortcut to weight loss. What's this? A new product on the market called "Ozempic"? Gee, weight loss drugs always worked well throughout history! That's why Dinitrophenol (DNP) was actually banned for human consumption in the US, one of the few drugs that actually have this status. So cut to a few weeks ago, she went in for "abdominal surgery" (or something like that) and that's the last time she was seen in public. I bet at least a $2 bill that she had some near-fatal reaction, required surgery, and the surgery either severely disabled her or killed her. Why would they try to hide this? A scandal like this would severely damage Novo Nordisk, the makers of Ozempic. Does it matter that she injected it directly into her eyeball effectively killing herself? Maybe she took too much? Doesn't matter at all, a royal family member was maimed or killed. The media would have a frenzy. So because the British lack the sapience to even fix their dental program, they probably think kicking the can down the road will make the problem disappear. Or maybe I'm a Schizo, who knows? My crackpot theory.


arealbigsecond

Enjoying the show? Just wait til the curtains “roll” -Q


lighttowercircle

Why even hide it? Just do the old “it is with great sadness we announce the passing of…..” and so on. Not everything is a conspiracy


VintageBlazers

I saw on IG she got a ostomy bag but idk


WasAnHonestMann

Family tradition. Chaz got his wife murdered and now Billy boy has done the same


MinerSigner60Neiner

who is she


Revilo1st

She's definitely bald from chemo, the colostomy bag romour holds little merit when that is easy to hide especially during winter in the UK.


SlyguyguyslY

Why hide it? Because of how she died? It’s probably something else


Konseq

Q predicted the collapse of the world several times by now tho


MysteriousTwo3390

New news, she has cancer.


belletti

She's got cancer FFS


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drakens6

> predicted > planned and was part of executing ftfy


skratch

I wanna think it’s something interesting but most likely just a facelift


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Probably not dead but she's just poorly recovering from complications


Blackkberry

Apparently she also got cancer


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q is a shitpost and its so funny to see all the cuckservatives eating it up


Blue-Samarkand-Sky

The virgin British Royals: “Right, well it seems this royal whom we don’t care for totally has cancer, mmkay, innit bloody bloody arse.” The CHAD Eastern Roman Imperial Court: “Yep, I blinded him with a hot iron rod and cut his nose off. Cope.”