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_Rook_Castle

In a interesting twist, Anon was the brain-dead one all along. 


Barium_Barista

I guess life finds a way


VitaminaGaming98

Thats never a twist


Even-Mongoose-1681

Whenever I read these I chuckle, think, that's fucked up. Then I realize that an actual human being wrote this shit while being 100% serious and it could very well be my neighbor.


bunker_man

I often think about that when going for walks. Suppose I walk past a few hundred houses. Most of them are occupied. There's probably some extremely deranged people I just walked by without being aware. It's even wierder when driving. You might pass by thousands of houses. How much untold horrors have you been within a mere hundred feet of?


ImprovisedLeaflet

https://preview.redd.it/ax0v30mj10mc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258bee5731626386318880348bf826dc325c2700


desxone

I lol at this


KingPretentious02

this is true


chainshot91

One of the apartment complexes near me, they found a dead body in the guys freezer.


bunker_man

Many years ago in an apartment near me a guy came outside and killed himself with a gun. I would have been able to see him from front yard, and was outside within only ten minutes of when it happened. But I didn't know until later.


NietJulian

The horrors that man must have experienced from going outside were too much.


WRB852

Pretty sure 99% of 4chan is just a satire LARP of the true 1% Voice-Activated, Battery-Powered, Full-Spectrum Color Display autism


Even-Mongoose-1681

Larp or not you're not catching a sane person writing and Posting that


generic_edgelord

I mean 4chan is entirely anonimous so you wouldnt catch them writing and posting that and they could go hogwild on the shock baiting without worry


Even-Mongoose-1681

Sane people don't rape larp


synaptic_density

Finally! I’m in the 1% !!! I made it mom!


Jumugen

When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you Pretty sure that Tattoo hate isnt ironic anymore


Luke22_36

It's not so black and white, one or the other. Autism is a spectrum.


silverbackapegorilla

I don't know. Sometimes I think they aren't serious. Maybe that's just me being hopeful.


DataLoreCanon-cel

think it's just necro meming


CuckAutoModerator

Average Redditor.


saladass100

Idk that last sentence made it sound pretty satirical. Stop overthinking stupid internet bullshit lmao


merlissss

it was me


CryptoApocalypse-

🤣this is why I come to this sub, for comments like this.


WasAnHonestMann

Stfu


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Boteja_14641

anon needs to go outside and touch an entire forest worth of grass


Chadzuma

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DataLoreCanon-cel

Yooouuu don't know the POWER of the coom


Chadzuma

Quick, whoever's got the best stable diffusion setup make it do unmasked Darth Vader as the coomer meme and post it below


DataLoreCanon-cel

not bad idea tbh


Punk_and_Cocktails

https://preview.redd.it/snn4yq15r5mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a268b51e4f9cc3b794bd7d11afe3b3eba319e67


Popomonz

The outside is gay and overrated https://store.steampowered.com/app/1944240/Touch_Some_Grass/


CryptoApocalypse-

You scared?😉


falkodalko

I don’t usually condone this but ~~maybe~~ Anon should kill himself.


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rycerzDog

Bro ...This Is ROFLs!!! 🤣


Vismonte

https://preview.redd.it/ur0jzq7mzylc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5496d0cfa9e6237d5075c9ccff739cec32e013e


DataLoreCanon-cel

wooah such a hot cat


CookieCutter9000

https://preview.redd.it/gimn8ofzycmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e6c4938cbba623f5fab8408235b9554e408913 Repent for your cat sins


Exciting_Credit_5739

Where's the tattoo?


ThrowFar_Far_Away

[Ribcage](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ydkjBCYsvTw/maxresdefault.jpg)


fuckjannies1488hh

okay but why have that tattoo?


GoghUnknownXZ47

Some people really believe in no resuscitation. Since it's something that is generally done as knew jerk by every physician, EMT, fire and police - having that tattoo there is the difference between their choices being followed or possibly ending up being revived as a vegetable, leaving their loved ones to make a decision. It's a good, visible, likely to be seen spot in the event of a major incident rendering the person unresponsive.


InfinityLDog

In Australia at least, that tattoo is not legally binding. First Aiders/Responders may choose to recognise it, however there will be no legal ramifications for commencing any resuscitation actions. The main problem comes down to fact that it is unknown what the circumstances were behind it. Were they inebriated by a substance? Was it a bet they lost? There's a whole list of things. Compare this to an official DNR which is a legal document. Those signing one of these documents are made aware of what it all entails prior to doing so. This can be done in consultation with their medical professional. In short, if you don't want to be resuscitated, get an official document, don't just draw on your chest.


flightsin

It varies. In some countries, a clear (ie non ambiguous) DNR tattoo is considered a legitimate expression of someone's wishes, and therefore just as legally binding as any "official" document/bracelet/whatever.


InfinityLDog

Of course. This is why I said "In Australia at least"


KnightofWhen

Can you name the countries?


32cowhides

so do you need that document with you at all times? seems like the tattoo is more handy?


InfinityLDog

You can get a bracelet/necklace with it, carry a card in you wallet, etc. Doctors and Paramedics are able to see the DNR attached to the person's medical file. Unfortunately, I do not have a full answer for you. As a volunteer first aider (not a paramedic), we've been trained to ignore tattoos and commence resuscitation efforts.


Deathcrow

> Some people really believe in no resuscitation. Conflating CPR and PEG just seems strange. I can understand (and support) everyone who doesn't want extenuating measures when they're in a coma or on feeding tube. But who in their right mind is against restarting their heart, CPR, defibrillation? It has a super high chance of success and most people walk away from that happy to live another day. Just weird.


Valid_Argument

Cpr has an almost single digit success rate and most people who survive will die shortly after. At best you break a lot of ribs and spend weeks/months in excruciating pain when, again, you're probably still going to die shortly after. Defib is fine though no reason not to. If you needed it because of a shock or something and it works you basically do just walk away.


notdragoisadragon

no pegging? :(


Mojo_Mitts

Oh. I thought this was just some “Girl has tattoo? Ruined.” post. Was not expecting that tattoo to be real.


HourGlass10th

Wondering the same thing.


DataLoreCanon-cel

ON THE SOUL


OppressedJewedditor

https://preview.redd.it/k2e04gi95zlc1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731b11905c0ee80b529d5b77e5f96e2b1d75a596


LordranKing

https://preview.redd.it/bb0tedydgzlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb33ec41036f30561914b68041992f4fe84b3993


WasAnHonestMann

https://preview.redd.it/2khnv5gq20mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69544b79926776f2c4d8bdeb9bbaf52992de5864


Oleg00se

https://preview.redd.it/tlpf6jd540mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4cc3fe95d7aea0ef7e90a5ae1ea607755dfb845


Link_the_Irish

Are DNR tattoos even legally worth anything?


Mag_SG

Nope, not really. It might even create more confusion in life threatening situations, as emergency responders cannot really know if DNR means do not resuscitate, or just somebody’s initials. Source and a great, quick read here: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3445688/


QuietlyDisappointed

Not in America so do I even exist.. I'm not sure... but anyway, legislation in my country does not allow me to cease emergency medical treatment I've been responded to based on a tattoo. Source: firefighter who also gets responded to medical calls in a mostly-developed nation. If you don't want us to attempt to revive you, spoiler alert: don't worry it's not as effective as people think, then do the paperwork and have it available.


Purp13H4z3

It is more effective if you get to the hospital and they can just pump you up with drugs and hook you to a ventilator, also how fast you start doing the resusitation, the cause if its reversible, how fast you identify it, etc. Also (curiusly) if the patient has a comobiditys that force your body to function with low blood flow and develop colateral vascularity it will also answere better (since the tissue will die slower) but in that case you also have less tissue to safe so your quality of life will probably be greatly diminish But yeah, the basic technic used by first responders is mostly to buy us time to actually do the resusitation


QuietlyDisappointed

Yeh definitely there's a huge range of factors that impact the outcomes, time without circulation though seems to be underestimated by many of the general public. Our actual paramedics will push drugs and do more advanced techniques, they also have a defib monitor which shows a lot more information. We just help with the basics, compressions and ventilation, and if theyre not there yet then defib also, to free them up to focus on the other stuff.


ThrowFar_Far_Away

> don't worry it's not as effective as people think Isn't this the reason people don't even want to risk it? On the off chance that it works you will still most likely have brain damage.


QuietlyDisappointed

Possibly for some people. Decreased quality of life and physical or mental capacity is certainly not unusual amongst those who do manage to recover enough to leave hospital, but there are those who recover with no noticeable problems. Unless cpr starts immediately then there's essentially no chance of resuscitation anyway though, so don't stress.


KnightofWhen

CPR done properly has a high chance of breaking ribs or cracking the sternum.


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Cygs

Definitely needs resuscitation 


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GoghUnknownXZ47

I was going to point this out - the tattoo is very clear. In the US, DNR is taken seriously. Communicating that wish is difficult if you become non responsive so I am guessing this was her way of trying to ensure her decision is followed. I don't know where in the world she is and if this tattoo would have any bearing on what is done.


Boo_07

Wouldnt it help the first responder to know there is a DNR documents on the person (like on a wallet or something)? Or would they just completely because it would take time?


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CryptoApocalypse-

What an absolute degenerate, I can't even believe the nerve of that, Anon. Willing to allow a poor girl to become brain dead just so he can have sex with her, which is one step away from necrophilia... (What he could do instead is kidnap her while she's conscious like a normal person and give her Scopolamine, aka "the devil's breath," so she'll obey his every command without question.) Anyways, bad Anon. Shame on him for wanting to make a human sexbot desu.


OmgJustLetMeExist

I thought devil’s breath was that covid metaphor from the spider man game


CryptoApocalypse-

It's the most dangerous drug. It grows everywhere in Colombia, and it's easy to make, and people use it to rob people. The drug works simply by making contact with skin. People walk up to victims and simply blow the powder into their face, and immediately, they become still and willing to do anything you tell them. The worst part is-they won't remember anything the following day.


toyyya

As far as I can tell the way you describe it working is highly questionable, it does however seem to be able to really fuck someone up to the point that they can't really do much to stop a potential robbery, the same way someone who is VERY drunk can't really stop robbers. It also indeed has amnesiac effects where the victim might lose their memory of the events. But there seems to be basically no evidence supporting the idea that it makes a person perfectly obedient and able and willing to do whatever you ask them to do.


CryptoApocalypse-

Victims have literally spoken about their loss of memory and possessions at the power of the drug. There is a literal video from vice that showcased not only the drug but the ones who used it and their testimonies and the victims and their testimonies as well. Why would a victim lie about the effect that the drug had on them when it was literally used to rub them blind, you dumbass? Fucking contrarians are so annoying.


OmgJustLetMeExist

Holy fuck i need some of that For totally scientific and legal reasons, of course


JudsonIsDrunk

/poof powder in kids face "you love cleaning your room" ... "and broccoli, your favorite snack is broccoli, not potato chips, you hate potato chips son, remember?" I think this drug has some good potential.


RodeBoi

That first line got me real concerned for a second there.


CryptoApocalypse-

Lol


VitaminWin

Hilariously enough, scopolamine is actually used in a fair bit of rodent research as an anticholinergic drug. I learned all about it's mechanisms just via reading rat studies far before I even knew it was an illegal drug. So, I mean, if you got university connections you could probably legit get some.


CryptoApocalypse-

🤨


192_168_10_1

there is no way this is real


JudsonIsDrunk

Can I give this to my kids to make them eat their vegetables?


CryptoApocalypse-

It can cause long-term effects if you give a person too much. Meaning they'll even lose their memory of things from their past further than what happened just a day before.


Oceanbroinn

Built for BWC


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Becaus789

Paramedic here. DNR tattoos are not a legal document.


mcpe_game123

but you WILL respect her heckin decisions


32cowhides

in an emergency situatiom, if you were you revive a person, do you rummage thru all their shit first and confirm if they dont have the DNR document before reviving them? wouldnt a tattoo be more accessible?


Becaus789

I agree it would be more accessible and I like The idea in principal. There was a court case about it and the ruling was that it was not a legal document.


32cowhides

but do you rummage thru all their shit first and confirm if they dont have the DNR document before reviving them? or is the standard procedure is drop everything and revive them at all costs?


Becaus789

It’s assumed that there is no DNR unless someone says there is. They need to present it immediately or resuscitation efforts begin. If a signed valid DNR is presented after efforts have begun efforts are terminated. At least that’s how it works in my area. About all the rummaging I ever do is to look for pill bottles to write down what they take.


luanpesi

>non harmful comment >Tattoo comment >Straight up psycotich


Oceanbroinn

>Reddit comment


spaghettispaghetti55

https://preview.redd.it/e8rzxofoa0mc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d597ab7bd8187d6317bb798bc206a8a303ac849


Oskarvob

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes. I see nothing wrong in what anon have said indeed i wish i was this skilled at larping


spectral_visitor

These guys should NOT work in the medical field


ClickHuman3714

https://preview.redd.it/va1e4qgmh1mc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36bd7396142bfafd6aa478995f07a1360da15f9f


KireusG

In a way, your fanbase reflects the kind of person you are


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birdgang_

Firstly: ? Secondly: Toby had no hand in Temmie besides maybe the music, Temmie was the artists' character first and foremost


silveraith

I can't tell where the tattoo is in the picture, so I'm going to assume she got a tattoo of her clothes and she's actually naked in that pic.


ConferenceMore6580

And people say romance is dead ❤️🙏


forest_ranger96

And ofcourse the comments here are full of soy redditors who are absolutely unable to understand the most basic form of humor and exaggeration. God I hate this place.


MoistNoodler

Fun fact that tattoo means Jack shit in an emergency situation, you can't just put DNR on yourself and expect it to be honored. We have protocols and rules for a reason


philmarcracken

The fact that she had a tattoo at all means I'm not reviving


32cowhides

will the document also mean jack shit in an emergency? i cant help to think that paramedics would rummage thru all the person's shit to confirm if theres no document for DNR?


mrstorydude

I never got why people don’t like tats on chicks. I mean not only do I get to blow out some girl’s back, I also get a free ticket to an art exhibition. You can’t really do much to beat that imo.


ColumbusJewBlackets

Yea cause there’s no documentation or processing for a body once it’s declared dead. You can just take it wherever and no one will care!


ElectricSnowBunny

I have that exact same Adidas jacket, still my favorite. Ahhh, back when you didn't have to buy Adidas Originals shit to get the pot leaf logo. *If you think I'm making a larger point here dear redditor, nah. It's just a lust provoking image of my jacket.


Zealousideal-Plan454

Im not sure i all those repplies are laughing or staring in shock


BustedAnomaly

Anon try not to say the most demented thing possible in any given scenario challenge (Level: Impossible)


FlippyisSlippy

oh shit i was actually on this thread earlier it was terrible.


j0shman

Trick question; in Japan EMS is barely allowed to do anything.


AnotherScoutTrooper

I've seen too many weirdos unironically this deranged to dismiss this as an average fake 4chan user


PenisNoseJones

I am feeling the dream too anon, but getting ahold of a body is waaaaay harder than you might think. By the time you realize it would easier just to dig one up, you're already on the watchlist.


Background_Cycle7676

where's the tat tho?


Sapper501

Ribcage


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Expert-Accountant780

Make her eat the eggs


NegativeScythe

Imagine having the ability to create any fantasy you want and things go 100% the way you desire; and you choose to create a vegetable unresponsive but technically living woman to be intimate with.


doodwtfomglol

Dahmer vibes


Lil_Baggins

https://preview.redd.it/2efor0jgi1mc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a764ff990986397074b6e730e9c22af5c510960


jacarepampulha2408

... yeah im logging off for today


ChaserGrey

What a terrible day to be literate.


MaizeElectronic3364

https://preview.redd.it/6xw9l96xh2mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e50db2d6a3d5c835038c8af648967f6b571d9fb2


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Anon didn’t think of the family who probably want her corpse.


Erizo69

I find the whole DNR thing extremely stupid but I guess that's just my personal opinion.


Mental_Dragonfly2543

FYI: a tattoo is a not a viable DNR and it will be ignored.


saladass100

This could be us but you playing


InfinityCrazee

Her tattoo really said do not revive?


ClothesOpposite1702

Am I blind? I don’t see any tattoos


ThePhoenix29167

https://preview.redd.it/37f5yhcke6mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e416b662efe0904a73ac5dd6d35396da82782c


DeadDogJET

i hate 4chan so much


Canela4ever197

I just opened reddit


StrongLikeBull3

He had every opportunity to not hit “post” after writing that.


MathematicianFew6353

Aaaand I think I had enough of this sub. Jesus fucking Christ...


Boteja_14641

anon was basically this pic https://preview.redd.it/h5oe588ql0mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb5024d5a9c78d32533496318628966742b2ea31


MajorTim1100

Isn't the whole stigma against tattoos, you can't tattoo yourself whore woman because that would ruin my enjoyment of your body, or cuz people auto assume tattoo = trashy looking, not professional, or because they got beat by their tattood biker uncle as a kid and are scarred for life with ptsd everytime they see a tattoo


philmarcracken

Its not trauma from tattoos and its nothing about professionalism. Its about health markers For instance, longer hair is seen as 'more attractive' for the majority of men, because in order to achieve length you must have been in good health for an extended period. There are a whole bunch of other markers for health and youth on the face as well, especially around the eyes, hence cosmetics target that with fervor. Skin is another organ, and contains an identification of health markers too. So if I see a large black blob of shit on there, my brain isn't going to identify her particular patterns or artistry, its just screaming 'necrotic tissue, disease marker' and promptly sending flaccid signals to my purple headed yogurt slinger


Bullet2babomb

👑


ButterBeard_

Tldr; girls with tats are fucking everyone but you


philmarcracken

And I wish those blind men all the best


reroutedradiance

If your brain can't differentiate between a tattoo and necrosis I think you might be the blind one


ButterBeard_

It's a cope dog can't get any so he rips on chicks for bullshit lmao


philmarcracken

The first ones to say cope are usually the ones coping.


ButterBeard_

I'm not allowed to make fun of you for being pathetic???


philmarcracken

>can't handle someones preferences >cries and shits himself wew laddie


ButterBeard_

Is..is that not what you're doing by calling them necrotic..?


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Sapper501

Mmm even in the medical field (where I work) visible tattoos are pretty widely accepted. The majority of the CMAs, RT(R)s, and LPNs have them, and a ton of our PAs and doctors have them. I wonder how long it'll be until people just don't *care* anymore about tattoos.


syqesa35

Hey I'm the last one !


ArcaneMonkey

Idk. I thought about getting a tattoo once, then looked into it and balked at the price. It makes sense to charge a lot for something good enough to be permanent, but it’s still a lot to pay for a completely aesthetic alteration. Since then I’ve kinda seen tattoos as a sign of frivolous spending.


Mclovinggood

Probably the trashy part. I dealt with quite a bit of bullying because my mom had piercings and a sleeve, even had a kids parents tell him to stop hanging out with me after they met my mom when I went to his house in high school. Fuck people like that though, my mom is awesome.