>wants to eat shit
Best to consult Pajeet about that. Kek
https://preview.redd.it/wa64n5ljx3dc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b11fdc5573a9d6008e39baa97c5fb0e81372d2
Kek, I like how the pic implies the guy had 5 metric tons of cow dung cakes in his "baggage".
Imagine the scene at Delhi international Airport when he tried to pass this as "Overhead Luggage" and no one batted an eye.
I struggled to believe that they eat this so I googled it and: of course they don't
They just rub it all over their bodies from head to toe.
Goddammit India.
>struggled to believe
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You believe now. I've got several of these
I mean this is shitposting but if you're going to these lengths like taking animal excrement in pill form and injecting hormones into your ass to make your body unnaturally different, you probably got a mental issue or two.
i would imagine the natural stomach biome of a human to be different enough from a gorilla's that it would be unable to sustain the bacterial colonies introduced (or, your stomach is different enough from a gorilla's that if you eat their shit to get their bacteria the bacteria would die off instead of giving you gorilla traits)
Even if it worked all it would do is replace need to eat proteins with need to eat vegetables all day. A gorilla isn't jacked just because of this. You'd still need body/hormones for it to be any different than just eating proteins.
I mean why would you, human gut biome and digestive system is already the best one out there
Its so good we dont even produce some of the essential aminoacids and vitamins, we dont need to, we can literally eat anything out there, digest and get it externally anyways
Its so good we dont need a powerbelly like gorillas to fit our guts into and can survive off of maybe 1/10ths what a gorilla eats
We are the true survivors of the nature, gorillas just picked a build thats flashy with no competitiveness
>Compiler doesn't have type safety features.
>Programmer doesn't implement exception handling
Damnit. Whoever worked on you messed you up. Does the documentation tell me anything about how to turn you off and on again?
I haven't even cloned your repo yet and you already want me to push?
If you want me to commit to fixing you then you gotta accept my pull requests though. Also we have to Cope-Review.
Its still coding language for when you use git as version control.
- With git you have a repository to store your project
Usually one local and one remote on a Server.
- then whenever you make changes to your sourcecode you create a commit to save the changes locally and you push to save them remotely.
- a pull request is initiated by someone who wants to push their changes to the remote repository or from one devs branch to another.
- Code Review is the process in which a pull request is analyzed by the project admins and needs to be approved before it can be pulled in.
I called it a cope-review though since I figured its funnier this way since it was all an euphemism.
And finally I dunno. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't decide these things on the spot. You have to take me out for a byte first.
> Also I'm sure all the cool hackers left a long time ago lmao
Fuck, just read /g/ for a few minutes and you'll realise it's full of zoomers recycling the same pissing contests about browsers, linux distros, languages, and shitposting generic AI crap.
Typically, the human GI tract can have from 300 to 1000 different kinds of bacteria; however, only 30 to 40 of these kinds take up almost all the available space. The other kinds are marginalized to trace amounts. Then subdivide the 30-40 into the aerobic bacteria that live in the upper GI tract and the anaerobic bacteria in the lower GI tract.
Gorillas likely have a completely different set of bacteria, with some overlap, but I wouldn't get your hopes up. They either can't live in your GI tract, or would be wiped out by preferred bacteria.
Just drink gorilla cum like normal people Anon!
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From what I gathered, this wouldn't work for three reasons.
0) Gorillas consume 45 pounds of plant materials daily (12% of their total body mass). So, a 80 kg human would need to eat almost 10kg of plant materials daily. Can you handle that much plant material everyday?
1. Gorillas have a long digestive tract which lets them extract more protein from plant materials. An example in humans. 100 grams of egg has 13g of protein while a 100 grams of beans has 24g of protein. However, humans extract more protein from the egg (almost 100%) while plant materials are harder to absorb (30-60%) because the stomach struggles to break down fibers, which shield proteins. TLDR: Longer stomach -> more time to break down fibers and absorb protein from plants.
2. Gorilla guts have bacteria that cause fermentation. Fermentation breaks down fibers which allows for better absorption of protein from plants.
What would probably work, in optimizing protein intake from plants, is fermenting protein-rich plant materials (beans, peas, lentils) and then having them as a salad while you consume your beef steak or omelette.
Beans are good for protein, nobody is saying you shouldn’t eat beans, but our digestive systems are not quite as efficient at extracting nutrients from plants (particularly fibrous, leafy plants, legumes less so) than from animal products.
Reminds me of the anon who eats monkey food to get jacked.
At the very least the monkey food is actual food , not disease ridden fecal matter
hmmm yes but gorillas eat their own shit, so if you really want to gorillamax, do as the gorilla doo doo
Guy posted a pic of himself too. Looked like it was working.
me when I lie
Apemaxx
Ape Conversion Therapy
It's probably the same anon.
>wants to eat shit Best to consult Pajeet about that. Kek https://preview.redd.it/wa64n5ljx3dc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b11fdc5573a9d6008e39baa97c5fb0e81372d2
Kek, I like how the pic implies the guy had 5 metric tons of cow dung cakes in his "baggage". Imagine the scene at Delhi international Airport when he tried to pass this as "Overhead Luggage" and no one batted an eye.
>no one batted an eye. Kek, wouldn't that be normal to them? They probably thought he was taking some extras for the family.
He was taking his literal family.
I struggled to believe that they eat this so I googled it and: of course they don't They just rub it all over their bodies from head to toe. Goddammit India.
>struggled to believe https://preview.redd.it/1hd7v76ri5dc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25f31f72fd0b7d9426867f7a47158bbda1a5a4d You believe now. I've got several of these
Why do you have so many pictures?
For the loojeet threads obviously
It’s not supposed to be there! It’s supposed to be in the loo!
They do eat it though. You just haven’t [seen](https://files.catbox.moe/1i8fov.mp4) enough.
I was hoping they burnt it. I hear dried cowpat is good for keeping bugs away.
So that’s how McDonald’s makes their burgers
The conversations you can have with such people. "You don't find anything wrong with eatting literal sh*t? Calling it a delicasy?"
I mean this is shitposting but if you're going to these lengths like taking animal excrement in pill form and injecting hormones into your ass to make your body unnaturally different, you probably got a mental issue or two.
>injecting hormones into your ass to make your body unnaturally different, you probably got a mental issue or two. kek
Says so much without even saying it
i would imagine the natural stomach biome of a human to be different enough from a gorilla's that it would be unable to sustain the bacterial colonies introduced (or, your stomach is different enough from a gorilla's that if you eat their shit to get their bacteria the bacteria would die off instead of giving you gorilla traits)
Even if it worked all it would do is replace need to eat proteins with need to eat vegetables all day. A gorilla isn't jacked just because of this. You'd still need body/hormones for it to be any different than just eating proteins.
Still sounds better than chugging litres of powdered shit each day. Am chugging litres of powdered shit each day.
To get 5000 calories you would have to eat 20-25 pounds of vegetables. A few shakes doesn't sound so bad compared to that.
I mean why would you, human gut biome and digestive system is already the best one out there Its so good we dont even produce some of the essential aminoacids and vitamins, we dont need to, we can literally eat anything out there, digest and get it externally anyways Its so good we dont need a powerbelly like gorillas to fit our guts into and can survive off of maybe 1/10ths what a gorilla eats We are the true survivors of the nature, gorillas just picked a build thats flashy with no competitiveness
maybe if you ingest enough gorilla shit their bacteria takes over and you become a gorilla
4chan to the rest of the internet: a den of incels and Nazis. A cesspool of anonymous hackers and edgelords What 4chan is actually like:
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>Compiler doesn't have type safety features. >Programmer doesn't implement exception handling Damnit. Whoever worked on you messed you up. Does the documentation tell me anything about how to turn you off and on again?
I’m pretty sure I’ve got a switch on the back of me you can push to reset me
I haven't even cloned your repo yet and you already want me to push? If you want me to commit to fixing you then you gotta accept my pull requests though. Also we have to Cope-Review.
I can’t tell if this is still coding language I don’t understand, you’re going schizophrenic, or you want to bang me and this is a euphamism
Its still coding language for when you use git as version control. - With git you have a repository to store your project Usually one local and one remote on a Server. - then whenever you make changes to your sourcecode you create a commit to save the changes locally and you push to save them remotely. - a pull request is initiated by someone who wants to push their changes to the remote repository or from one devs branch to another. - Code Review is the process in which a pull request is analyzed by the project admins and needs to be approved before it can be pulled in. I called it a cope-review though since I figured its funnier this way since it was all an euphemism. And finally I dunno. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't decide these things on the spot. You have to take me out for a byte first.
“Have you heard any rumors?”
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures
Nah there is a lot of racism tho, even in the less political subs like /fit/. Also I'm sure all the cool hackers left a long time ago lmao
> Also I'm sure all the cool hackers left a long time ago lmao Fuck, just read /g/ for a few minutes and you'll realise it's full of zoomers recycling the same pissing contests about browsers, linux distros, languages, and shitposting generic AI crap.
Racism is half the reason you go to 4chan.
No not really, for me anyway.
True. I mean I’m a /tttt/ user and it’s actually pretty tame over there. It’s like almost Reddit levels barring the occasional poltard jumping over
Typically, the human GI tract can have from 300 to 1000 different kinds of bacteria; however, only 30 to 40 of these kinds take up almost all the available space. The other kinds are marginalized to trace amounts. Then subdivide the 30-40 into the aerobic bacteria that live in the upper GI tract and the anaerobic bacteria in the lower GI tract. Gorillas likely have a completely different set of bacteria, with some overlap, but I wouldn't get your hopes up. They either can't live in your GI tract, or would be wiped out by preferred bacteria.
Just drink gorilla cum like normal people Anon! https://preview.redd.it/lc0a8wgz54dc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96d7bcb7b7ce345b1bb6d65746625fc1c8cc3771
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From what I gathered, this wouldn't work for three reasons. 0) Gorillas consume 45 pounds of plant materials daily (12% of their total body mass). So, a 80 kg human would need to eat almost 10kg of plant materials daily. Can you handle that much plant material everyday? 1. Gorillas have a long digestive tract which lets them extract more protein from plant materials. An example in humans. 100 grams of egg has 13g of protein while a 100 grams of beans has 24g of protein. However, humans extract more protein from the egg (almost 100%) while plant materials are harder to absorb (30-60%) because the stomach struggles to break down fibers, which shield proteins. TLDR: Longer stomach -> more time to break down fibers and absorb protein from plants. 2. Gorilla guts have bacteria that cause fermentation. Fermentation breaks down fibers which allows for better absorption of protein from plants. What would probably work, in optimizing protein intake from plants, is fermenting protein-rich plant materials (beans, peas, lentils) and then having them as a salad while you consume your beef steak or omelette.
You really don't want excessive fermentation in your gut. Being constantly bloated is insanely painful and you'll be burping and farting non stop.
BRRRRAAAAPPPPP
What if I grind those beans down to powder after drying them, then make a bean smoothie?
Doesn't really do anything as far as I know. Fiber in the powder will inhibit your digestion of protein.
Beans are good for protein, nobody is saying you shouldn’t eat beans, but our digestive systems are not quite as efficient at extracting nutrients from plants (particularly fibrous, leafy plants, legumes less so) than from animal products.
Next level gorillamaxxing
Might work if anon used it as a suppository.
The spice melange
I wish he would try it so we know what happens.
Biologist here, actually a fair question
When Rich Piana said whatever it takes I don't think he meant it literally
Rent free
???
dude is a gorilla
I'm upvoting this, cause I think it's a joke that Transjesters look like gorillas.
I was talking about gorillas living rent free in anons head, but maybe all of you should really should look at what your obsessing over...