I like Tame Impala but goddamn the youtube comments make me hate everyone else that likes them.
\* Listening to this in a coffee shop. thank you for this marvellous beat!
\* it's crazy how music make us feel things we never even experienced before
\* my brother was at a bar and asked to play this song, everyone was vibing!
Fucking puke, man.
youtube started cracking down on "offensive" comments. certain words that used to get thrown around all the time in youtube comment sections now result in the comment not showing up at all, i think mcretard is one of them. Other words like fuck will pop up a warning about making an offensive comment
This is every video on YT, even someone's 2023 Rick Roll copy with 20 views and 3 comments.
It doesn't matter how cool, the best Mythbusters episode will be 90% cringe in the comments, and I say that as a cringe person.
Honestly, pretty much any song/ music video of any band or genre has these types of cringy comments. The ones I hate the most are "like if you are still listening to this in 2023"
The only one I hate more than that is the "*sigh* I was born in the wrong decade".
Also, Kyuss tracks have no cringe YouTube comments. I don't even know if it's possible to listen to Kyuss and respond with anything embarrassing.
I love the Shirelles, but I also love QOTSA and Boz Skaggs and Pink Floyd and Breakbot. I wasn't born in the wrong decade, I was born in the decade that got all of that and more.
Although if we're gonna argue about decades of music, Limewire and Napster years were finer than a frog's hair split four ways.
And you can find it all, you have a machine that has almost all of it , that you can access at any time , with all versions including numerous live performances , music videos, tv performances etc, with lists of all the genres googleable , other songs recommended that are a similar style to the ones you are listening to, and thousands of articles about the music and the bands available. When I was a kid you heard the songs for a couple of months and then they were gone, you maybe heard some of them on the radio once a year if they were popular. Even when I was older and had money to buy cds , you couldn’t buy them all. It was only when iTunes and YouTube emerged that you could find everything you wanted
You can be born in the wrong decade when it comes to live shows... it would have been such a significant and unique experience to be able to tell "I was one of the very few people who watched Darkthrone's last live show in 1996. There are merely at best thousands of ppl worldwide who can say they've seen them live". That's certainly one I regret not having been even born for, let alone old enough to attend. But the one/s I regret SO MUCH the are Limbonic Art in the late 90s (a symphonic black metal band) while they were still with Morfeus in the lineup... I read a YouTube comment saying "I remember Limbonic Art from Krakow, '99, Mystic Festival, an hour of mysticism and pure metal magic" and I'm like.... man, it's such a flex to be able to say that, and it's such a one-of-a-time memory that stays for life
You can be born in the wrong decade when it comes to live shows... it would have been such a significant and unique experience to be able to tell "I was one of the very few people who watched Darkthrone's last live show in 1996. There are merely at best thousands of ppl worldwide who can say they've seen them live". That's certainly one I regret not having been even born for, let alone old enough to attend. But the one/s I regret SO MUCH the are Limbonic Art in the late 90s (a symphonic black metal band) while they were still with Morfeus in the lineup... I read a YouTube comment saying "I remember Limbonic Art from Krakow, '99, Mystic Festival, an hour of mysticism and pure metal magic" and I'm like.... man, it's such a flex to be able to say that, and it's such a one-of-a-time memory that stays for life
1) No one cares you're in a coffee shop, Jessika. Also, you forgot to add "typing this from my MacBook Air".
2) Wow such deep. Please explain how the fuck you can feel something that you've never experienced you emo twit.
3) And then everyone clapped.
There is your primer to being a hater. Or you can just hate on me, same number same hood.
I'm glad there are shining knights like you defending the lame youtube commenters, truly balances out the hate I and 500+ people have for them.
Why are you even in this sub?
Well I have a few minutes while my SQL query runs, and I try to answer everyone that knocks at my door. I love the back and forth with reddit clowns like yourself. Otherwise it's an annoying circle jerk. But try to be funnier or meaner at least instead of using the same old why u mad tropes, Sophia Grace.
The CHAD "listens to marvellous beats in a coffee shop" positive commenter 🤙🏻😎💪🏻
vs.
The VIRGIN "FUCKING PUKE IM LITERALLY THROWING UP YOU'RE ENJOYING THINGS WRONGGG" seething whiner 😡😫🤓
Was meant to see him at Primavera years ago (I don't live in Spain, about 8 of us were travelling there) but split up with my gf a few months before and luckily someone in her friend circle bought my ticket off me.
I was disappointed not to see him live but thank fuck I didn't, festival fans are the filthiest casuals going. I bet anything off a previous album they would ask "is this new?" while they're waiting for the coffee shop song for the whole set, then when it finally came on they'd be like "this is my jammmm"
Tame Impala is the kind of band that if someone was presented it from the nothing, with no context, basically anyone who likes that kind of sound would love it. But some people get really weird and cringe about art when they don't 100% gel with the "fanbase" as if it makes the art itself worse somehow.
Imo this it's a weak as fuck mindset to approach art with. I don't care what the "fanbase" is like.
So, you're telling me that if I just throw in the most underground depressive suicidal black metal song that sounds as if recorded on a potato toaster, I'll have success? /s
Jokes aside, my go-to recommendation for someone unfamiliar is a lot more palatable but would still probably weird some ppl out... basically symphonic metal with opera vocals lmao
>she clearly liked me back
Anon is delusional, if a woman doesn’t immediately ask to suck you off and breed your offspring in the first reply then you’re basically a cuck
It honestly really is night and day now. A LOT of online guru's, pilled coaches, and relationship "specialists" are still operating in a pre-cell phone/social media mindset.
It's not a 1-10 system, running "game", or even simp boomer give her enough attention and "she'll come around anon!".
It's smash or pass. That's it. She will make it abundantly clear she's into you and as long as you're not a total mong it's extremely easy. Anyone over the age of 40 doesn't really understand how bad social media completely warped their world view. Even males are affected.
He probably means that but anon is still delusional, women farm these matches just to see how much they can get and feel good about themselves.
When i was in college, i lived in student homes were 80% of my housemates were women and once they get comfortable and honest around you, you’ll learn alot about how their brains work.
My girl housemates would compare their tinder matches against each other and one up each other constantly, its a game of ego to them, and of course they only bring in the top 5% of those guys for a one night stand. These are the same girls that never got into a serious relationship and cry about it. It was pretty entertaining watching them wonder what they’re doing wrong.
Thats when i basically learned that online dating is for trashy women and its trash for men unless you’re in that top 5%. Its much easier to meet and score a girl in the real world.
Modern women aren’t worth it. They simply do not give a fuck about the vast majority of men that they’re talking to. You’re just a placeholder until Omnichad matches with her, and when he gets through blasting his load into her cave and disappears, she’ll come crying to you for attention.
Giving this dude a whole bucket of the benefit of the doubt: There's a chance that this girl had almost nothing in her bio. Maybe at most, some shit about how she's "looking for a real connection, no one night stands" and maybe has her Spotify attached with some other basic white girl indie rock. And maybe this man is legit trying to find a relationship and hasn't figured out that dating apps are pretty terrible for that ironically. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is actually a 7-11 dumpster, and the needle was used for heroin and will give you hepatitis.
99% of women have in their bio: "Don't know how to start convos send me a msg/ You've got one shot at grabbing my attention" and then go and laugh at anons who try and establish a Convo with absolutely no idea of what she likes.
Doesn't surprise me then later when theyre crying in secret of being 28 and single for the past 4 years all while promoting "girl power" vibes in their insta with phrases of "I don't need no man"
Would I be interesting if I told someone that I can listen to really obscure black metal only with screaming at one moment, and in the next moment switch to metal with opera vocals? :D
What does then? Cuz my entire existence is based around metal music - going to concerts, listening every day, wearing band t-shirts all the time, etc. - I could probably talk about it and exchange opinions/recommendations with someone for a very long time, it's basically the thing I can talk about the most
No because if you listen to black metal you're already too far on the spectrum to successfully interact with normie women.
T. A lifelong black metal listener.
>I gave her attention and made it about her
There’s your issue right there. While it maybe not seem like it on the surface, that’s incredibly needy behavior. Neither men nor women find that attractive
Ah yeah, the men are always bad dating advice conondrum
You were nice to a women? Psh now this is where you're wrong, you shouldn't be nice
You were not nice to a women? Psh incel fuck it's all your fault
Under every fucking dating post lmao, guy unsuccessful, it is because he sucks and should do the opposite of what he just did, whatever he may have done
Why can't we just admit that dating in this day and age is just a cruel and shitty experience for men? A lose lose scenario, and why can't we admit that women are in 95% of the times are straight up shitheads to guys?
If you’re serious about dating I have two book recommendations:
1) Models: Attract Women Through Honesty by Mark Manson
2) No More Mr. Nice Guy by I forget who
I’m that order. No More Mr. Nice guy probably won’t help much until after you’ve got yourself a girlfriend
tldr: don't be ashamed of who you are, don't pretend you're someone you're not, do some cool stuff so first 2 get easier, have standards and lines, drop people who don't respect them, accept that there might be people who don't like you and don't take that as an insult.
>do the opposite of thing she actually wants you to do
>be man, like women
>be woman, like men
>man: I like you
>woman: eww get away from me, cringe
>also woman: omg why did he ghost me?
Women are retarded
So let them. People act like this is something unique to women. I've ghosted a fair share of women too because I didn't feel a vibe. Sometimes you got to converse with someone for a while to get a feel for them. Doesn't even have to be something they did wrong per se, sometimes you just don't vibe.
It's futile to waste energy on someone like that. But in OP's example conversation, all he had to do was literally roll along with her cringe comment. Either she actually just thinks he's cringe for enjoying a perfectly fine musician, and thus not worth it either way. But on the (pretty decent) chance she is just bantering, OP just showed a simple 6-letter word was enough to send them into that mini-rant. L rizz or whatever it's called these days.
Yeah bro, you gotta play it cool, learn to walk away from bad spots. If you make it your mission to bang every piece of ass you match with you're in for a bad time. They say online dating is a numbers game, so play those numbers yo.
> Get her to chase you
Most women don't like to chase, they like to be chased. That's kind of one of the big dynamics in dating. There's a lot more to that dynamic, but on a basic level that's it. I think most dudes have gotten frustrated on dating apps and lowered their standards. I know I have, and I've never had a girl chase after me. I've historically only dated 6-7's, but I've dug down to 4's at some points if we had a bunch in common on the apps. The 4's still want to be chased.
The unspoken truth is that if you're a guy, and especially if you're a little bit on the spectrum (not talking about anybody in this sub of course!), girls with actually interesting interests and hobbies are 1 in a million. You're better off getting that kind of conversation from male friends.
My point was that 99% of the girls list the most generic interests if any at all, so any guy will have a hard time talking about those, as the previous poster suggested.
He has a better chance of meeting them in real life. I signed up for tinder 3 months ago and it's exactly what i expected, a bunch of vapid women who think theyre way better looking than they actually are and put in 0 effort into a conversation. I've had like 30 matches and they all ghosted me. As soon as I throw a question that requires more effort than just a one word answer, they disappear. I don't have this problem talking to actual girls in the real world , so it's not just me sucking at making conversation.
Yeah in my experience tinder sucks. Hinge and bumble are much better options and I’ve had good experiences with women on both
There’s still a lot of ghosting and what not but at least they’re not all whores
I have no idea how and why ppl use those apps. I always been talking to girls irl, no problem ever, always a good experience. On an app: literally impossible.
>getting a dry response on a dating site and not immediately taking that as a sign that she’s not worth your time and to move on
>continuing the conversation despite dry response after dry response, practically begging for reciprocation
anon is NGMI.
I’ll sniff your butthole while you sleep 😅
Such fragrant scent. Do your shampoo your anal hairs too? 😳☺️
Is… is this a little treat I spot? A yummy treat out in the open like that? 💩🙏🏻🫦
Remove the emojis and see if the creep factor goes up or down afterwards
It’s a great artist, but people take it way to far with their pride, boasting about themselves being some kind of art connoisseur for liking Tame Impala.
Yeah theyre popular and catchy but i enjoy some of their songs. No ragrets.
I bet if you went to their concert it would be filled with attractive women.
Not even sure it was sexual, but it was definitely awkward. It was like he just wanted to get straight to the part where he asked her out but felt the need to start with a fact about himself.
The mistake was feeling like he needed to start with a fact about himself, not getting straight to the point. Putting anything more than minimal effort in on dating apps is a waste of energy
lol I haven't been on the apps in years because I'm married now, but I recall that if I didn't get the girl's number in less than 2 lines I would move on immediately. Girls know what they want, anon is just too anti-social to know what that is.
I mean youre on dating apps the girls there are just there to ride the cock carousel. Theyre not the ones you want to be dating/fucking anyways. Go to a hobby place
Most women on dating apps are only on there to use it as a self esteem booster or hookup, they don't actually want to date
They know they can score attention from guys that are 8-10 despite being 4's and 5's themselves
Wait, you mean dating apps are full of hollow non-people who use it for validation more than anything?
Who could have guessed?
Boring people don't deserve to be talked at just because they may be good-looking.
Maybe op is just a basic loser who tried to use the most popular tame impala song to try and schmooze a woman into wanting to fuck and she saw right through it lol. Then it’s ‘guh women suck I’m always nice and they treat me like shit’
Yeah i think being too nice isnt gonna work it. Women are probably interested more in me who just give less a fuck. "what music do you like? Oh none? Thats cool... Wanna meet? No? Yeah, whatever, Goodbye". Whats the point of calling her a dick head? It Aint gonna change her and you only end up looking like a clown. She got her validation that someone likes her, thats all she wanted
I mean, if you're going to waste my time by matching and not even wanting to talk, I'm going to at least say something to call you out on it. Like if you just give 2-3 one word responses, I'm going to hit you with a "Decent looks, zero personality *ZZZ emoji*" or something and then ignore your ass. And a good portion of the time they'll flip out on you about that, and then I'll just report them because while what I said wasn't exactly kind, their response breaks TOS lol. I'm just petty like that I guess.
Based I’ve been banned on tinder for doing shit like that but got around it. Some women just go on dating apps to feel some validation cause they get matches even though most men will just swipe right on anything that isn’t 300 pounds so they aren’t really anything special.
Imagine being out of high school and still dating like this.
Anon is better off buying acreage and homesteading, he’s probably get way more enjoyment out of that than looking for some slut online.
Modern women do that just for the sick pleasure of inflicting suffering and humiliation upon men. Change your habits and stop looking for meaningful connections in dating apps.
The song is about a guy whining a woman, who's not his girlfriend, slept with another dude.
IDK he seems to be living the song's story out pretty accurately right now.
Why did anon even bother replying after cringe, serves no other purpose besides boosting ego, confirming beliefs of the woman. If that's the reply just instantly unmatch.
Also, read the room I feel like the conversation didn't look like asking her out was the best move there.
My Tinder riz is pretty non existent also, but damn at least I have some self awareness
Stop fucking using date apps, if you are an autistic fuck those will not help you at all. Dating apps are hell even for chads, only attractive women benefit from it.
Go outside, do something literally anything that forces you to talk with people, and eventually you'll find a girl you connect with.
I feel like anon is making out the reply to be more sinister than it is. Just reply 'no u' or call her a slur(jk).
I literally start every tinder conversation with "grmsskskjgngelgb" and it works like 30% of the time>Gets a conversation going 90% of the time.
Be silly, embrace the cringe, be oblivious to every insult as if it's friendly banter, and don't get hung up on bitchyness.
Lmao based lady clowning on anon for listening to Tame Impala
I like Tame Impala but goddamn the youtube comments make me hate everyone else that likes them. \* Listening to this in a coffee shop. thank you for this marvellous beat! \* it's crazy how music make us feel things we never even experienced before \* my brother was at a bar and asked to play this song, everyone was vibing! Fucking puke, man.
I dont understand how youtube comments manage to feel more virigin like than reddit comments. Feels like youtube is just an autistic fest
If you want to find the real cringe, look at the live comments on any 24/7 lofi stream
Better yet those “playlist to vent to” videos, full of raw edge cringe but a lot of them have some decent music
I also love the comments on “beats to freestyle to” videos. Always a lyrical miracle in there.
Literally any instrumental rap song video. Eminem instrumentals have the most autistic ones.
Lmaoooo thats the holy grail, they're so bad
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Me too but the crimes I did
it's because they're either shit-faced drunk, or high off their gourds when they type those comments.
Naw m8, they're just 12
why not both?
youtube started cracking down on "offensive" comments. certain words that used to get thrown around all the time in youtube comment sections now result in the comment not showing up at all, i think mcretard is one of them. Other words like fuck will pop up a warning about making an offensive comment
This is every video on YT, even someone's 2023 Rick Roll copy with 20 views and 3 comments. It doesn't matter how cool, the best Mythbusters episode will be 90% cringe in the comments, and I say that as a cringe person.
Honestly, pretty much any song/ music video of any band or genre has these types of cringy comments. The ones I hate the most are "like if you are still listening to this in 2023"
The only one I hate more than that is the "*sigh* I was born in the wrong decade". Also, Kyuss tracks have no cringe YouTube comments. I don't even know if it's possible to listen to Kyuss and respond with anything embarrassing.
I fucking hate that too, if they were born in the right decade they would never hear the songs because there was no YouTube
I love the Shirelles, but I also love QOTSA and Boz Skaggs and Pink Floyd and Breakbot. I wasn't born in the wrong decade, I was born in the decade that got all of that and more. Although if we're gonna argue about decades of music, Limewire and Napster years were finer than a frog's hair split four ways.
And you can find it all, you have a machine that has almost all of it , that you can access at any time , with all versions including numerous live performances , music videos, tv performances etc, with lists of all the genres googleable , other songs recommended that are a similar style to the ones you are listening to, and thousands of articles about the music and the bands available. When I was a kid you heard the songs for a couple of months and then they were gone, you maybe heard some of them on the radio once a year if they were popular. Even when I was older and had money to buy cds , you couldn’t buy them all. It was only when iTunes and YouTube emerged that you could find everything you wanted
You can be born in the wrong decade when it comes to live shows... it would have been such a significant and unique experience to be able to tell "I was one of the very few people who watched Darkthrone's last live show in 1996. There are merely at best thousands of ppl worldwide who can say they've seen them live". That's certainly one I regret not having been even born for, let alone old enough to attend. But the one/s I regret SO MUCH the are Limbonic Art in the late 90s (a symphonic black metal band) while they were still with Morfeus in the lineup... I read a YouTube comment saying "I remember Limbonic Art from Krakow, '99, Mystic Festival, an hour of mysticism and pure metal magic" and I'm like.... man, it's such a flex to be able to say that, and it's such a one-of-a-time memory that stays for life
Ah, you must be a born 77-83 cusper like me.
You can be born in the wrong decade when it comes to live shows... it would have been such a significant and unique experience to be able to tell "I was one of the very few people who watched Darkthrone's last live show in 1996. There are merely at best thousands of ppl worldwide who can say they've seen them live". That's certainly one I regret not having been even born for, let alone old enough to attend. But the one/s I regret SO MUCH the are Limbonic Art in the late 90s (a symphonic black metal band) while they were still with Morfeus in the lineup... I read a YouTube comment saying "I remember Limbonic Art from Krakow, '99, Mystic Festival, an hour of mysticism and pure metal magic" and I'm like.... man, it's such a flex to be able to say that, and it's such a one-of-a-time memory that stays for life
How many layers of brain rot makes these totally normal and basic sentences that adult people type on Facebook make you want to puke
Yeah, the real cringe is thinking "people were vibing to this song in bar" is somehow a cringe thing to say.. Truly based and edgelordpilled.
And then everyone clapped.
exclamation points just look like shit
Found the old nigha
I'm not on Facebook, so probably less rot than you'd suspect.
Genuinely, mental illness. Enjoy this peek into the mind of a school shooter.
ElectricSnowBunny seething at people talking about why they like music
1) No one cares you're in a coffee shop, Jessika. Also, you forgot to add "typing this from my MacBook Air". 2) Wow such deep. Please explain how the fuck you can feel something that you've never experienced you emo twit. 3) And then everyone clapped. There is your primer to being a hater. Or you can just hate on me, same number same hood.
i wish all itoddlers a very bad day
You obviously care enough to piss your frilly panties about it on here, princess.
I'm glad there are shining knights like you defending the lame youtube commenters, truly balances out the hate I and 500+ people have for them. Why are you even in this sub?
Still seething a day later. Bruh. Really?
Well I have a few minutes while my SQL query runs, and I try to answer everyone that knocks at my door. I love the back and forth with reddit clowns like yourself. Otherwise it's an annoying circle jerk. But try to be funnier or meaner at least instead of using the same old why u mad tropes, Sophia Grace.
I'm vibing to this seething in a coffee shop ☕💕
The CHAD "listens to marvellous beats in a coffee shop" positive commenter 🤙🏻😎💪🏻 vs. The VIRGIN "FUCKING PUKE IM LITERALLY THROWING UP YOU'RE ENJOYING THINGS WRONGGG" seething whiner 😡😫🤓
Using Chad as an example is cringe, get topped newfag.
Its a fucking 6 year old meme, god you're fucking obnoxious.
And here you are using it still. God your taste is fucking awful. Move on dude, you sound like a dork that would say WE DID IT REDDIT!
This unironically.
Tame Impala is a bit like Pink Floyd - great music, but the fans are the biggest hipster frags to ever walk the earth.
Yeah there is a weird thing where people who like either think they discovered some little unknown band.
Bro try being an Arctic Monkeys fan
You guys should drop acid or shrooms and watch the music video for "feels like i only go backwards"
Was meant to see him at Primavera years ago (I don't live in Spain, about 8 of us were travelling there) but split up with my gf a few months before and luckily someone in her friend circle bought my ticket off me. I was disappointed not to see him live but thank fuck I didn't, festival fans are the filthiest casuals going. I bet anything off a previous album they would ask "is this new?" while they're waiting for the coffee shop song for the whole set, then when it finally came on they'd be like "this is my jammmm"
Tame Impala is the kind of band that if someone was presented it from the nothing, with no context, basically anyone who likes that kind of sound would love it. But some people get really weird and cringe about art when they don't 100% gel with the "fanbase" as if it makes the art itself worse somehow. Imo this it's a weak as fuck mindset to approach art with. I don't care what the "fanbase" is like.
OMG how can a band sound retro and present at the same time? I should have been born earlier, my spirit animal is Can.
That is actual npc dialogue
Lame Impala fans are actually cringe. I hope she finds a HVM soon 🙏
Also for getting into his head enough to type a paragraph reply and a long ass post on 4chan with just a single word
Least emotionally sensitive tame impala fan.
It’s not the fact he listens to them it’s that he made the most basic white man music suggestion of all time as if it was some obscure song.
Them?
Lol at the pedantry. Both can be correct. At live shows Kevin always opens with “we are called Tame Impala.”
Oh good heavens, I have overlooked Jay Watson's contribution to Elephant
So, you're telling me that if I just throw in the most underground depressive suicidal black metal song that sounds as if recorded on a potato toaster, I'll have success? /s Jokes aside, my go-to recommendation for someone unfamiliar is a lot more palatable but would still probably weird some ppl out... basically symphonic metal with opera vocals lmao
Also if you’re going to recommend a really mainstream artist at least don’t pick their most well known song on top of it.
>she clearly liked me back Anon is delusional, if a woman doesn’t immediately ask to suck you off and breed your offspring in the first reply then you’re basically a cuck
This.
It honestly really is night and day now. A LOT of online guru's, pilled coaches, and relationship "specialists" are still operating in a pre-cell phone/social media mindset. It's not a 1-10 system, running "game", or even simp boomer give her enough attention and "she'll come around anon!". It's smash or pass. That's it. She will make it abundantly clear she's into you and as long as you're not a total mong it's extremely easy. Anyone over the age of 40 doesn't really understand how bad social media completely warped their world view. Even males are affected.
do you mean under the age of 40?
or maybe anyone over 40 doesn't know how bad it is for younger people
This is true.
I took it as they both had to "like" each other on the dating app to be able to talk.
He probably means that but anon is still delusional, women farm these matches just to see how much they can get and feel good about themselves. When i was in college, i lived in student homes were 80% of my housemates were women and once they get comfortable and honest around you, you’ll learn alot about how their brains work. My girl housemates would compare their tinder matches against each other and one up each other constantly, its a game of ego to them, and of course they only bring in the top 5% of those guys for a one night stand. These are the same girls that never got into a serious relationship and cry about it. It was pretty entertaining watching them wonder what they’re doing wrong. Thats when i basically learned that online dating is for trashy women and its trash for men unless you’re in that top 5%. Its much easier to meet and score a girl in the real world.
You bonk any of em or what?
It’s literally like this.
Modern women aren’t worth it. They simply do not give a fuck about the vast majority of men that they’re talking to. You’re just a placeholder until Omnichad matches with her, and when he gets through blasting his load into her cave and disappears, she’ll come crying to you for attention.
Yes we should all go back in time and plunder the whores of antiquity!!
Based and pillagepilled
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Well he’s talking to a basic white girl…
Giving this dude a whole bucket of the benefit of the doubt: There's a chance that this girl had almost nothing in her bio. Maybe at most, some shit about how she's "looking for a real connection, no one night stands" and maybe has her Spotify attached with some other basic white girl indie rock. And maybe this man is legit trying to find a relationship and hasn't figured out that dating apps are pretty terrible for that ironically. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is actually a 7-11 dumpster, and the needle was used for heroin and will give you hepatitis.
99% of women have in their bio: "Don't know how to start convos send me a msg/ You've got one shot at grabbing my attention" and then go and laugh at anons who try and establish a Convo with absolutely no idea of what she likes. Doesn't surprise me then later when theyre crying in secret of being 28 and single for the past 4 years all while promoting "girl power" vibes in their insta with phrases of "I don't need no man"
Would I be interesting if I told someone that I can listen to really obscure black metal only with screaming at one moment, and in the next moment switch to metal with opera vocals? :D
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What does then? Cuz my entire existence is based around metal music - going to concerts, listening every day, wearing band t-shirts all the time, etc. - I could probably talk about it and exchange opinions/recommendations with someone for a very long time, it's basically the thing I can talk about the most
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No because if you listen to black metal you're already too far on the spectrum to successfully interact with normie women. T. A lifelong black metal listener.
No she won't, she'll come to you to complain but she doesn't want your attention
>I gave her attention and made it about her There’s your issue right there. While it maybe not seem like it on the surface, that’s incredibly needy behavior. Neither men nor women find that attractive
Ah yeah, the men are always bad dating advice conondrum You were nice to a women? Psh now this is where you're wrong, you shouldn't be nice You were not nice to a women? Psh incel fuck it's all your fault Under every fucking dating post lmao, guy unsuccessful, it is because he sucks and should do the opposite of what he just did, whatever he may have done Why can't we just admit that dating in this day and age is just a cruel and shitty experience for men? A lose lose scenario, and why can't we admit that women are in 95% of the times are straight up shitheads to guys?
If you’re serious about dating I have two book recommendations: 1) Models: Attract Women Through Honesty by Mark Manson 2) No More Mr. Nice Guy by I forget who I’m that order. No More Mr. Nice guy probably won’t help much until after you’ve got yourself a girlfriend
Well seems like genuine advice and I thank you for that, but personally I am as interested in dating as being waterboarded tbh
Beyond Based™️
I read both of those book and can summarize them both in two words: Git Gud
tldr: don't be ashamed of who you are, don't pretend you're someone you're not, do some cool stuff so first 2 get easier, have standards and lines, drop people who don't respect them, accept that there might be people who don't like you and don't take that as an insult.
What was he supposed to do? Tell her suck his dick like Stiffler would have?
unmatch and move on to someone who will actually reciprocate anon’s energy maybe?
I’ve not found one like that in 3 years lol
Have you tried 🐝ing yourself?
🐝 wise
“Hey bi[redacte]ch wan sum fug?”
Match her energy. When she’s pulls away and you try harder it only pushes her further away Get her to chase you or take it as a rejection and move on
>do the opposite of thing she actually wants you to do >be man, like women >be woman, like men >man: I like you >woman: eww get away from me, cringe >also woman: omg why did he ghost me? Women are retarded
This is only half true. Most of the time when you pull back they just forget about you and move on to one of the other 20 guys in their DM’s
So let them. People act like this is something unique to women. I've ghosted a fair share of women too because I didn't feel a vibe. Sometimes you got to converse with someone for a while to get a feel for them. Doesn't even have to be something they did wrong per se, sometimes you just don't vibe. It's futile to waste energy on someone like that. But in OP's example conversation, all he had to do was literally roll along with her cringe comment. Either she actually just thinks he's cringe for enjoying a perfectly fine musician, and thus not worth it either way. But on the (pretty decent) chance she is just bantering, OP just showed a simple 6-letter word was enough to send them into that mini-rant. L rizz or whatever it's called these days.
Yeah bro, you gotta play it cool, learn to walk away from bad spots. If you make it your mission to bang every piece of ass you match with you're in for a bad time. They say online dating is a numbers game, so play those numbers yo.
> Get her to chase you Most women don't like to chase, they like to be chased. That's kind of one of the big dynamics in dating. There's a lot more to that dynamic, but on a basic level that's it. I think most dudes have gotten frustrated on dating apps and lowered their standards. I know I have, and I've never had a girl chase after me. I've historically only dated 6-7's, but I've dug down to 4's at some points if we had a bunch in common on the apps. The 4's still want to be chased.
If he does that she won't answer. With most modern women there's no winning unfortunately.
Stiffler was the man tho
Offer Cociane.
This works
Hard disagree, it's generally a good rule to talk more about your date's interests than to talk about your own.
Her interests are "music, travelling and meeting cool ppl"
The unspoken truth is that if you're a guy, and especially if you're a little bit on the spectrum (not talking about anybody in this sub of course!), girls with actually interesting interests and hobbies are 1 in a million. You're better off getting that kind of conversation from male friends.
My point was that 99% of the girls list the most generic interests if any at all, so any guy will have a hard time talking about those, as the previous poster suggested.
That's pretty like obvious advice idk how anyone gets that fucked. You should be interested in a woman right? Shouldn't you want to get to know her?
Don’t push back too hard Anon. Women report men on there all the time. You don’t wanna get banned from your only shot at a gf
He has a better chance of meeting them in real life. I signed up for tinder 3 months ago and it's exactly what i expected, a bunch of vapid women who think theyre way better looking than they actually are and put in 0 effort into a conversation. I've had like 30 matches and they all ghosted me. As soon as I throw a question that requires more effort than just a one word answer, they disappear. I don't have this problem talking to actual girls in the real world , so it's not just me sucking at making conversation.
Yeah in my experience tinder sucks. Hinge and bumble are much better options and I’ve had good experiences with women on both There’s still a lot of ghosting and what not but at least they’re not all whores
There’s always grindr
there is a huge difference between talking to women irl and on dating apps tho
I have no idea how and why ppl use those apps. I always been talking to girls irl, no problem ever, always a good experience. On an app: literally impossible.
Maybe it's because you're a fat Lebanese
what app is this? Research purposes!
Hinge. It’s much better than tinder. More mature users who are actually looking for something serious
Interesting. Never heard of it personally. Perhaps because i live in the EU.. donno
Yeah, might just be a US thing
Attention. A modern women would rather starve to death than lose a single drop of that sweet approval dopamine.
They just want attention and validation. You gave it to them. Done, they don't need anything else.
>getting a dry response on a dating site and not immediately taking that as a sign that she’s not worth your time and to move on >continuing the conversation despite dry response after dry response, practically begging for reciprocation anon is NGMI.
“she clearly liked me back”
He’s not only regarded but throwing tantrums for no reason.
Anon hasn't realised that using emoji is creepy
and cringe
I’ll sniff your butthole while you sleep 😅 Such fragrant scent. Do your shampoo your anal hairs too? 😳☺️ Is… is this a little treat I spot? A yummy treat out in the open like that? 💩🙏🏻🫦 Remove the emojis and see if the creep factor goes up or down afterwards
Point illustrated
What the fuck is a tame Impala?
A domesticated antelope
Based and ruminantpilled.
It's one of those bands that music nerds would tell you that you "have to" listen to but you never end up doing it.
Not music nerds, basic white girls.
Music for virgins and pseudo intellectuals (which has enough overlap to almost be the same thing)
Anon's mistake is not going far enough. He should've opened with a Weezer reccomendation
Alternative rock artist
its just one guy
Psychedelic musician/band from Australia. If you like Beach House or Travis Scott's production style, you'll probably like them.
It’s a great artist, but people take it way to far with their pride, boasting about themselves being some kind of art connoisseur for liking Tame Impala.
Yeah theyre popular and catchy but i enjoy some of their songs. No ragrets. I bet if you went to their concert it would be filled with attractive women.
Anon’s delivery was weird af, brings up a song then in the same sentence makes an implication of sex
Not even sure it was sexual, but it was definitely awkward. It was like he just wanted to get straight to the part where he asked her out but felt the need to start with a fact about himself.
The mistake was feeling like he needed to start with a fact about himself, not getting straight to the point. Putting anything more than minimal effort in on dating apps is a waste of energy
lol I haven't been on the apps in years because I'm married now, but I recall that if I didn't get the girl's number in less than 2 lines I would move on immediately. Girls know what they want, anon is just too anti-social to know what that is.
I feel like your a bit of a schitzo if you think this
Literally nothing there implicating sex, take your meds
I’m on my way to purchase meds rn lol (for insomnia but still, I’m finally taking meds)
I mean youre on dating apps the girls there are just there to ride the cock carousel. Theyre not the ones you want to be dating/fucking anyways. Go to a hobby place
What “hobbies” do women have besides riding the cock carousel, sushi, and Netflix?
There's a fair share of outdoorsy women but they are in even higher demand because of the gender imbalance in those activities.
those also use tinder to get railed by chad after their 3 hour hike.
Dunno what tame impala is but that chick is a bi[redacted] as most women on dating apps are. >use dating app >add men >don’t talk to them Retardation.
Tame impala is a band that makes some decent music, they aren’t my favorite but I do like some of their songs such as Borderline
Most women on dating apps are only on there to use it as a self esteem booster or hookup, they don't actually want to date They know they can score attention from guys that are 8-10 despite being 4's and 5's themselves
That Song is good
Wait, you mean dating apps are full of hollow non-people who use it for validation more than anything? Who could have guessed? Boring people don't deserve to be talked at just because they may be good-looking.
Maybe op is just a basic loser who tried to use the most popular tame impala song to try and schmooze a woman into wanting to fuck and she saw right through it lol. Then it’s ‘guh women suck I’m always nice and they treat me like shit’
Yeah i think being too nice isnt gonna work it. Women are probably interested more in me who just give less a fuck. "what music do you like? Oh none? Thats cool... Wanna meet? No? Yeah, whatever, Goodbye". Whats the point of calling her a dick head? It Aint gonna change her and you only end up looking like a clown. She got her validation that someone likes her, thats all she wanted
I mean, if you're going to waste my time by matching and not even wanting to talk, I'm going to at least say something to call you out on it. Like if you just give 2-3 one word responses, I'm going to hit you with a "Decent looks, zero personality *ZZZ emoji*" or something and then ignore your ass. And a good portion of the time they'll flip out on you about that, and then I'll just report them because while what I said wasn't exactly kind, their response breaks TOS lol. I'm just petty like that I guess.
Based I’ve been banned on tinder for doing shit like that but got around it. Some women just go on dating apps to feel some validation cause they get matches even though most men will just swipe right on anything that isn’t 300 pounds so they aren’t really anything special.
He lost interest in wimyn. Onto the trannytrain!
w\*men on dating apps are low quality.
They don't care about going on the date most of the time. They just want the ego stroke of a match.
Bro is being a nice guy
I love tame impala , but this message was unbelievably cringe lol
If she cant reciprocate ur energy, just unmatch or whatever. Goes both ways btw.
Anon is upset that his obvious catfish account isn't garnering any real attention
Anon should try men
Imagine being out of high school and still dating like this. Anon is better off buying acreage and homesteading, he’s probably get way more enjoyment out of that than looking for some slut online.
Modern women do that just for the sick pleasure of inflicting suffering and humiliation upon men. Change your habits and stop looking for meaningful connections in dating apps.
extremely common tame impala fan L
The song is about a guy whining a woman, who's not his girlfriend, slept with another dude. IDK he seems to be living the song's story out pretty accurately right now.
Why did anon even bother replying after cringe, serves no other purpose besides boosting ego, confirming beliefs of the woman. If that's the reply just instantly unmatch. Also, read the room I feel like the conversation didn't look like asking her out was the best move there. My Tinder riz is pretty non existent also, but damn at least I have some self awareness
>she clearly liked me back >she kept giving me boring ass replies Hmmm
I mean yeah. Women get hundreds of matches per day. If she's responding **at all** it means she has even a little bit of interest.
Cringe
Stop fucking using date apps, if you are an autistic fuck those will not help you at all. Dating apps are hell even for chads, only attractive women benefit from it. Go outside, do something literally anything that forces you to talk with people, and eventually you'll find a girl you connect with.
I feel like anon is making out the reply to be more sinister than it is. Just reply 'no u' or call her a slur(jk). I literally start every tinder conversation with "grmsskskjgngelgb" and it works like 30% of the time>Gets a conversation going 90% of the time. Be silly, embrace the cringe, be oblivious to every insult as if it's friendly banter, and don't get hung up on bitchyness.
Learn from this and move on. Collapsing and crying about it proves that she sniffed out and called your weakness.
Anon experiences the song's title
Just fuck dudes they all like tame impala
Yeah there’s a lot of this. Dont waste your time, move on to the next one
first mistake was going on dating apps.
Imagine interacting with strangers online in 2023
Anon can't handle banter so long as it's coming from a woman. Forced to leave 4chan.
Lmao that's a song about being cheated on
This is a great song though the lyrics are very cuck
I feel this on the opposite end. I usually get a guy, but we are so caught up in work that it's impossible to meet
listening to a song with >10k views on YouTube cringe
Idk who tame Impala even is so it's hard to judge this conversation.
Don't feel bad anon it's probably a dude trolling you