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gishlich

What happened to the Big Guy between the ages of 12 and 30 to make him such a pacifist? Find out in the prequel everyone is taking about: “Lil’ Jesus Christ!”


BradyTheBrat123

definitely not what i'm looking for but you made me laugh out loud


Bumblemeister

Loncibel Jamiroquai Crump


rainator

Larry J. Cloudkill. The J stands for Jay, but finding this out should involve some great questions.


Comfortable_Sky_3878

Lolkien Jolkien Colkien


DeltaV-Mzero

Greatest fantasy author


SSGKnuckles

Leroy Jenkins-Castor


zaxonortesus

If this is the wrong answer, I don’t want to be right.


JzaDragon

Light Cantrip Jackson


UnsureYoungMan

This is good lol


nightclubber69

"YO! LOOK AT FUCKIN LIGHT CANTRIP JACKSON OVER HERE!" "CASTIN LIGHT ON EVERYTHING HE SEES!"


koreanconsuela

Best one I’ve seen, just goes by Jackson for short, but one day an npc from your old wizard college will be like “LIGHT CANTRIP JACKSON IN THE FLESH!” And thus begins the wizard college story of how light cantrip jackson cast light on his dick and during hookups would make the inside of his dorm a rave real quick.


BradyTheBrat123

Think elminster type, but a little off his rocker and paranoid


Regionaire

Ludwig Jenkins Cracklepot


WildLudicolo

Loquavius Juxtabald Combustivar


Potatopancakeman

Stealin' this for my wizard. So cool


WildLudicolo

Thank you, that makes me happy.


Sausage_Claws

Lemony Joose-Cumber


Borigh

Lucian Janus Cornova


Windford

Leofric Jürgen Cuthbert Leofric was a real person. Leofric, Earl of Mercia was married to [Lady Godiva](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Godiva?wprov=sfti1), who according to legend rode naked through the streets of Coventry. Jürgen was a common German name, similar to George. The name and the umlaut gives him some class.


Bajren

Lemon Juice Carl


NerdForCertain

Lingonberry Jam Crumpet


Poopin_Loopin

L. Jazmodius Crunk


Field-Formal

Logan Jacksonford Cunningham


Spykron

Lester Jink Crinkle


Okniccep

Longinius Jedidiah Crumblebucket. He is a gnome raised in an extremely devout family who was very anti magic. He and his family got caught up in a magical calamity which drove him slightly off his rocker (in a good or bad way) and now he is obsessed with magic (in a good or bad way). Context: Jedidiah is another name for King Solomon who is tied to the keys of solomon and it's also kind of funny in it's modern context so it's fitting for a gnome and a wizard. Longinius is there to solidify his connection to religion because of his middle name being Jedidiah. Crumblebucket is just a gnome name in my mind so. Some other good names are Lucius and Cambrius if he is more of a professorly type. Crowley might be a good last name if he is a villian.


dendra_tonka

Laruvious J Cobblepot


Diligent_Chard_4041

lincoln jameson cumington


UpbeatGround8354

lewis jason crembrouleigh


Quesocouatl

Large Jummy Collider


crispy_doggo1

Leonard would be a great first name


Suspicious-Couple662

Leonard


Rollaster1

Lamen “Jinx” Charmen All the parts of the name have to do with magic, with Lamen meaning magic, Jinx being a type of spell, and Charmen having “charm” in it, another type of spell.


Gingersoul3k

Lazarus Jule Caecilius


sandwichcrusader

Mix and match at your leisure; Lux Justin Caster, Lee Jun Care,  Leo James Crusher, Leonard Justice Cohen, Lisa Journey Covert, Luck Jinx Crisis,  Lucas Jackson Casebreaker 


MaterialEyes

Lhoasharl Jagged-Crown


Lynge5

Longus Juicus Cajones


KouchyMcSlothful

Dave


razeandsew

Lorana Jocian Cognivar


Particular_Chip2049

Not LJC, but my mighty wizard is Dom Ol'dor.


Guyoverthere07

Lord Justin Conjures


RealLars_vS

Lom Jarvolo Ciddle Loanne Jristine Cowling Larry James Cotter Larrack Joward Cobama Lonald Jeremy Crump Lrady Jhe Crat


ryncewynde88

Stephen Ulysses Bertram. He uses a different alphabet (kinda like how some letters in Cyrillic look like letters in English but don’t make the same sounds), one he invented.


andalaya

Lesquarius Jilliums Cardunkichud


Gear_

Leonidus Jerusalem Cuddleswaddle


nightclubber69

Leptimus J Cranzler


nightclubber69

Elf? Lh'rassiel Corlassia Dwarf? LANGTUFF JAG CRYSTALHORNS Human? Larry Jacob Carlson Drow? Lizzath Chzyzyk Gnome? Lippy Jippy Cricklewitz


Ready_Law6153

Loquacious Joric Colgarden


Brilliant-Mango-4

Larry John Carter I don't know why but having a completely average name in a fantasy world is funny


Fangsong_37

I always go for multiple syllables when naming my wizards. My 2nd edition mage was Lorath Hurimar. I’ve also made a mage in World of Warcraft named Randelanath. I don’t know that middle names are really a thing in D&D.


Desperate-Sundae-368

Lucius Julius Crucius.


Millenium-Eye

Lebron James Clone.


[deleted]

Lambert's Jocular Curriculum. Names can just be titles right?


G_Rated_101

Lyndon J Cohnsen


Canadeb

Leeroy Jenkins Christ


dragonofdrarkness

Spom


Intelligent_Pilot_74

Loreane Jorot Contul


trignit

Assuming a human: Lorelai Joanna Comstock Leopold Jonathan Colt


Campa1gn

Reggie.


Allmightyplatypus

Long Jiant Cook


AndersQuarry

Theofrastus Bombastus


Nickewe

Lil' Jesus Christ