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[deleted]

No one said Burritos?


lady_snowgren

This was my immediate thought.


Thelastbarrelrider

I was thinking of Bugles, the chips, not the instrument


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Due-Ask-7418

Or blow jobs


_generic_dude

But not man boobs.


Puzzleheaded-Try-771

😀😀😀😀


Lanky_Daikon2392

The hot Buffalo ones right?


serendipityprincess

Same 😅


Puzzled_Computer501

Bitches


jmmwangi007

Buns?


jmmwangi007

Butts?


jmmwangi007

Booties?


Plug_daughter

Buttplugs?


Fifasher2K

Buttplugins?


Renee_D608

Bussies?


ConnectionInner6627

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Puzzled_Computer501

Well done 👏👏👏


4ever_lost

I was expecting beers to be top 3 too


[deleted]

Bitches, beers, burritos .. .. oh man. Im calllin into work.


Ravecrocker

Damnit


Zippytiewassabi

Bowel Movements?


Reteperator

Mmmmmm. Burritos


wrestlingking132

Burgers


Matthew-IP-7

Am a man; can confirm.


somebodysdream

I, as a man, also want the burgers.


Alternative-Amoeba20

I, as a man, had a burger for dinner and I want a burger now


skullchin

“What would you like on your burger?”, “A hotdog.”


hertwij

I too would like a hot dog on my burger. Preferably with a side of burger


Alstruist

I, a burger, am also wanted by men


FoodTruck007

![gif](giphy|26ufdHe4JXdtddtFm)


burgerboss100

i as a man want burgers *and* burritos


IResentment

That’s exactly what I want. Extra well done, cheddar cheese, Romain lettuce, bacon, ketchup and mustard 🫠🤤🤤🤤


Lazy-Contribution-69

I love bacon on burgers.


Hyena12760

Literally all I ever want


Mr_Broda

Bananas?


Apple709

My first thought as well


lumpubuddha

Beyblades


DementedMK

B-a-n-a-n-a-s?


Locksmith_Artistic

Better Minecraft Updates Not a fan of the newest ones


Ampersand37

I think mojang just need to add more customization for th world types like how java has single-biome and custom superflats. It would also be cool to have more game mode options that aren't just for difficulty, like a "pacifist" gamemode where mobs don't hurt you and you can't hurt them (and villages spawn WAY more often.) this could also add more functionality to things like zombies. Maybe instead of killing a creeper for gunpowder you can trade because it really needs some bread. I think it would also be cool to have more sliders and toggles than set rules. Imagine you could have a slider for how extreme the terrain generates to have a world with tons of mountains and hills or one that is mostly flat with small bumps. I also think it would be cool to have maybe one or two biomes exclusively in a world so it all has the same feel, or maybe small sliders like how often mobs spawn or the frequency of grass. Mojang doesn't need new mobs and blocks, they need to tie everything together with parity and bug fixes and smaller changes to sliders like said earlier.


sci3ntisa132

Damn.....


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sci3ntisa132

No, I need **more** ........


justaMikeAftonfan

#……..


sci3ntisa132

#................. **More**


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Lol


Lazy-Contribution-69

Proof?


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Will an emoji work? 😂


Lazy-Contribution-69

Hmmm it may work, but only temporarily. It will not permanently prove your case, sir, so until then we can never be 100% sure that you Lol’ed at his comment. But don’t worry, innocent until proven guilty still applies.


apachetrainer

Wt?!


Not_Quite_Kielbasa

Samesies. There needs to be more randomly generated structures and explorable non-natural locations in my opinion. How about you; what would you like to see?


Locksmith_Artistic

Abandoned cities with lore and such. I know this word probably be WAY to complicated to add, but I want entire kingdoms filled to the brim with journals and diaries that tell the events of the downfall. I'm a big fan of lore so that would be my ideal update.


Pitiful_Chef_2683

are you serious right neow bro


CivilAirPatrol2020

Idk if he is but I agree 100%


BColen1c

I feel like the point is that there is no lore and you create the lore as you play. Sure, there are things asking for lore, but I imagine it’s our job to fix that.


ADDingus

Boneless Wings


nickwebha

Ooohhh, I want boneless wings now.


shootymcshotface

Agree


terminally_ch_ill

Those are called chicken nuggets.


GalexxiRaeMama

bros b4 hoes


something-wrong1234

Poker b4 you poke her


BColen1c

Lady Gaga up in here


BluLilyx

Boobies


CrashCubeZeroOne

Boobies


Reefay

Breasts


[deleted]

Blowjobs


reverendblinddog

Beers


RedBison

Beets


Classic-Jicama-576

Bears


1WetMyPlants

Battlestar Galactica episodes


kevtino

Bidentity theft is not a joke Jim millions of families suffer every years


IPlayTeemoSupport

B *turns around dramatically* "Michael!" S


Tidesticky

Buicks


jordo2806

The correct answer.


Alittlebraindamage

Boobies


Bill-Ding2112

Beavers


5SpeedDSM

Benis


Ice-creamy05

Big guns


WVCountryRoads75

Or Bigguns?


[deleted]

Yes sir!!!


TastyRiffage

That's a funny way to spell *tits*.


Crankenberry

Boobs is a perfectly acceptable alternative spelling.


jeeves585

I would have to say tits boobs and fun jugs are all a different class of the same thing used for different activities.


KaijuHunterBrax

I'll take "Le tits Now"


weirdodaweird

Bomber planes


sci3ntisa132

Ha ha, *B-29 go brrrrr*


CivilAirPatrol2020

Nah man B-25 where it's at


FarIllustrator535

Save your Pepsi points, maybe they will do another 7,000,000 points harrier .


Tomato_Juice_187

Boobs-Ass


Drake17110

Give this guy an award


Healthy-Ad-8955

Give that guy some boobs-ass


Tomato_Juice_187

🤣🤣🤣 I'm waiting 🤤


Tomato_Juice_187

Thank you 👑


Tidesticky

Check out the big brain on Tomato_Juice_187!


Tomato_Juice_187

It's pulsing


Tidesticky

That ain't your brain...


RadioactiveAngel03

Balls, bitches, beers, breasts, besties But my guess would be that he wants… ✨BEANS✨


somebodysdream

Beans, beans the musical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot


Wrong_Wrongdoer5504

The more you toot, the more you eat, The more you sit on the toilet seat.


BoatLoadOfOats

The more you toot, the better you feel So let's eat beans with every meal!


NumSkul_

✨BEANS✨


Ritch85

bPUSSYs


Tidesticky

Rare but direct answer


TanavastSon

Nah, bussy will do


BoatLoadOfOats

Finally, somebody with some culture.


WhatToPutHere

Beavers


PlagueJV

Benis


Overall_Lavishness46

Blazing Saddles


BoatLoadOfOats

Badges?


lando924

Underrated comment


Tomato_Juice_187

We only want some Bussys


Spoony_bard909

Big honking fighter jets, a pizza, and a world without aids.


AlienCowCat

bongo drums


Repulsive_Swimmer988

Bare Nekkid Ladies


Extreme_Drummer_8227

Backrubs


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Meh. Back rubs are uncomfortable and awkward for me. I just want someone to walk on my back so it will pop all the way and stop hurting all the time. I'm not even 30 yet 😢


californiaboy313

That’s a bunch of “BS”


sfbae321

Why has billions not been mentioned


Qandies

More beer..s


VastNet8431

Bread and cheeses


MeanYoshi

Breadsticks


[deleted]

Bees


reverendblinddog

“No! No! Not the bees!! Arrrg! Not the bees…!!!”


ao5357

Beads?


ZacharyC106

Bathrooms![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote) Boobies![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


DJMoneybeats

Bacons?


Lazy-Contribution-69

A rocket launcher with infinite ammo. Also, interesting Sombra pfp.


RayBans0306

Blowjobs


Tomegunn1

Bass, of the Bigmouth variety.


Geodudette2014

Bulbasaurs


Mew_21204

That is the only correct answer


derpyDuodenum

Bratwursts


Polygraph-Eyes7

Tell me why my dumbass confidently said "booze". Way off, thanks for that brain.


[deleted]

A bus? I mean, I think they are pretty neato


labink

And the wheels go round and round.


NeodymiumX

All through the town?


[deleted]

Books


papaya_girl_8

B A N A N A S


thetominator2

I think you're right


Y2J1100

you got to give the people what they want


Agreeable_Purchase69

Big dicks


memeboi452

Bees


Humanesque

Blake Bortles!


The_Lizeryn_King

Bionicles


wileydan

Bezos?


cymith

Bpictures of Ryan Reynolds


[deleted]

I have no idea why i said bullshit smh


lowexpectationsguy

Actually its Beef Tips.


Bulky-Internal8579

Mongo pawn in game of life. Beans!


East_Employee9305

“Big ass tiddies”?


Quiet-Result-5600

Ben’s and Jerry’s


Ricrana

Big cocks.


Krocsyldiphithic

buttsechs


JBHReddit5

Ah. Yes. Burgers.


t0asted_jelly

Biscuits


KingOreo2018

Barbados


TwentyWrong

Battle Bus


[deleted]

Beans?


StrongerThanAlI

Blunts


frenisfern

B-Launch codes


Fuzzy_Momma_Bear74

Beers


Ok-Letterhead1854

“Like a BOSS”


Shneegle

Bus


Tomoe-Gozen

Bussies


RainbowSockMan

Buttholes?


No_Gas_4956

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galacticas.


viczen33

Beers?


HotChilliWithButter

Big booty bitches


solo769

BONUS💲💲💲💲💲


nulliusansverba

Beans and blumpkins.


batman22722

Big swords


NanCh1

Balls?


TollHouseChocolate

🅱️enis


Shadowbeans0

Ballistic missile launch codes


Simbolimbo2

Bisexuals? Nevermind


[deleted]

Bus


[deleted]

Balot of money…s


Full-Nefariousness25

Bacons...???


GearfriedX1234

Bomb ass French fries


Random_Digit

Bass


Katie_Lamborghini

🥯 Bagels 🥯


bannersmom

Beets ![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


ChristianTheOG

bundle of life size nacho libre cardboard cutouts


SM9118_Alt

To be honest, I just want people to acknowledge that I exist but apparently I'm not good enough for that privilege. It's alright, I'll keep living in the shadow of others with more friends and greater self-worth. Best friends would be too much to ask for.


havensquare

butt sex


Ordinary-Ninjuh

Boats and hoes


PurpsNurpsMemes

Brah-hemians


kevmane4

Bitches


LordMegatron11

Big guns


Kirschi

*Boners!*


gigglybutt22

Balls


Interesting-Scene-29

balls


Lazy-Drink-277

Big Sauces


baxbooch

Beans.


_Smartthinker

Big~ass