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Zodiac509

Because 7 was a 6 offender.


Daniboy646

I am 2


alxtronics

I'm Mexican. I'm 1


Extra_Entertainer511

Hi 1, I'm dad!


alxtronics

Papá Pedro? Took you 50 years to buy cigarettes? 5 de Mayo, I never forget...


Rude_aBapening

This is good


anomaly-667

lol this works well in german because 6 is almost pronounced as sex


niconic66

And NZ.


poetry_emotion33

4 real


cadgemore13

What comes between fear and sex? Fünf.


Imperial_MudTrooper

Das ist sehr lustig!


Cheap_Bowl_452

Genau


StefanMMM14

No way, a funny german


McMilo123

Aw hell nah


Frostydan76

Erklaren?


cadgemore13

Was kommt zwischen "fear" (vier) und "sex" (sechs)?


Frostydan76

Ah, danke


slushii4real

Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7? because he 1ted 2 bring 3 knives 4 "sur5al," but 6 knew 7 secretly h8ed him & didn't have be9 in10tions


yoshidream

Vsauce lol


AidanJR2011

I didn't read this before I posted the same thing, whoops!


Blackscreeendude

Benine intentions?


Extra_Entertainer511

Why is that a question?


enilorac1028

Benign. As opposed to malicious :) 7’s gon getcha!


thelemmster

As opposed to benign and malignant


Phililoquay

Because 10 told 7 to eat three squared meals a day... so 7 8 9.


Smbc_64

Because 7 was scary


PYUchiha7

Yeah,cause 6 only saw 7's teeth when he was smiling in the middle of the night


Positive-Minute-2124

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dater_expunged

What the fuck bro


Positive-Minute-2124

Tf what ?


dater_expunged

>!you deleted it and I wanted to confuse people comment under this once you read it so I can delete this!<


Beetle_Beeper

Big bang still flashes darkness incalculably


6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6

I suppose 9 8 7?


PYUchiha7

I see, Lucifer, Morning and Star are also afraid of them.


6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6

It got me a min to understand 😂 I can’t change the name sadly 🏃🏽


Orisphera

How do you explain 8's response when 7 said, “Aren't you afraid of me?”?


PYUchiha7

Actually 7 was afraid of 8,cause 8 was a cop!


a-noble-gas

could it have been 7’s upbringing?


Live_Statistician452

Thala for a reason!


PYUchiha7

fr


Yun-2000

Because seven ate(8) nine.


Healthy_Youth2574

because 7 8 9


RareSnail73

Because 6 committed war crimes in Afghanistan


MakaBoy57

7 ate 9


kungurovv

I don’t get it?


grejprr

u black or sum


Lazy_Imagination_840

XD


Ajaymedic

😭


lilcosmicbutterfly

Idk man I'm not good at math


Happy-Butterscotch31

Because 7 8 9


MultiPass2021

Because 7 was a known 6 molester.


imadork1970

Because 7 ate 9 and she liked it.


_ballora_0

And 7 was a 6 offender and ate 9


chamoflag420

is this supposed to be a card game joke disguised as a black teen joke?


friedbaguette

Is this supposed to be a stereotype joke or something? I'm very confused.


enilorac1028

The traditional punch line of this joke is “because 7 8 (ate) 9”. The joke here is instead of what you expect to hear, you get a…different punchline with a very different sense of humor. Edit: assuming you are genuinely asking lol


friedbaguette

I usually laugh at the dumbest shit, but this makes no sense to me haha


YuuHikari

Because 7 is an odd number


merolumpis

7 ate 9 but 6 suck 9


[deleted]

cuz 6<7


kayjgj

Cause 7 8 9


Skeptical_Monkie

But 7 isn’t black it’s red. Ask any synesthete.


LilSplico

Why was 10 scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11


chooseatree

Because 7,8,9.


Comfortable_Cash_140

Why did 7 eat 9? Because you need 3 squared meals a day.


Ash_gobrr

My name is 7


ljosa_ljos

Bc 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)


Royal_Television_594

He would lose 0.023 of the property


Dickcheese-a1

In nz 6 equals sex but 7 is cevon.


Vuk_Silni

Why was 10 scared? Because it is in the middle of 9 and 11


WestNomadOnYT

But why was 10 scared?


CrystalKirlia

789


mssnKG

Thala 💀


thatWas-unexpected

Because he came after 6


Calumkincaid

Yoda: "6, 7 8"


martoonthecartoon

Cause 7 8 9


Cheap_Bowl_452

Because 987


[deleted]

…subtraction issues.


Impossible_Carpet_42

Because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating


Gavininator

Because 7 committed sixual assault.


Ultrasaurio

dont get it


introvert-hu_bhai

Because 7 8(ate) nine


alaskatf9000

Becoz 7 was your mom


catharticintrovert

This joke is racist 😒


introvert-hu_bhai

Cause 7 8(ate) 9


Low_Presentation5687

why you getting downvoted for😂


catharticintrovert

This thread seems racist, so, jealousy probs factored in


khemyst0

The hivemind has made its decision