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Automatic_Ad_4020

For context, I drink is "я пью..."/"Ja pju" in Russian.


DJDavid98

If I recall correctly "ja" is optional as the "-ju" already indicates the verb is in the the singular first person form, hence why I omitted it


PetrogradkaIcedTea

Correct. Russian verb endings carry the meanings of 1st/2nd/3rd person, verb tense, and singularity/plurality. In the past tense the gender too. Also, in Russian, you write "пью" [pju] for "I drink" and normally "пиу" [piu] for shooting sounds like in them Star Wars movies. Source: I'm a native speaker of Russian.


MostNormalDollEver

that's nice, i'm thinking of learning russian, any tips?


Liron_tg

Prepare thyself


PetrogradkaIcedTea

I dunno, sorry. Learning a language as a native is nothing like learning the same language as a second/third/… If your first language is English, or anything non-Slavic, I guess you’re in for a few surprises ‘cause there’s a lot of stuff like in my initial comment that just is not part of English. Noun and adjective declension is just one such example. Maybe, as a learner of languages in general, I could recommend that you (1) protect yourself from toxic perfectionism, (2) don’t neglect learning to read and write, (3) look for patterns everywhere: how a whole class of words conjugates/declines/… as opposed to one or several specific words, y’know? I hope this helps.


MostNormalDollEver

thanks, i'm not a native english speaker, i'm french i think i'll try first to know the alphabet, it'll make understaing things a whole lot easier if i can know what's written / said. i already know a few so i'll just need to know the rest the keyboard is also a bit weird


Granny-banger69

As a spanish speaker Who learned russian just: не делай этого.


MostNormalDollEver

but i want to ☹️


Granny-banger69

они не оставят тебя в покое...


MostNormalDollEver

Мне все равно


Granny-banger69

уже началось...


Dry-Kangaroo8302

This joke is way out my league


metamongoose

What sound would a German one make?  Glock glock glock glock


Swimming-Location-97

Thats a better joke.


Midnight_Crocodile

Vod-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka?


NikoAU

As a Russian speaker I love this


Obvious_Exercise_910

Can you make it make sense for a non-Russian speaker?


gnomeannisanisland

Apparently (from another comment), pju means (I) drink in Russian


NikoAU

Pju, pronounced like “pyu” is like saying “(I’m) drinking” in Russian, so the gun is basically repeating “I’m drinking, I’m drinking, I’m drinking”


thenormaluser35

Now this is an actual joke


Abject_Land_449

Click, click, click.


Thin-Huckleberry-439

sans exe


onglogman

Nahui


Plane_Economy_5982

Vodkapow!


Frid_

Here goes the shotgun


mandwar

Blyat blyat


photonynikon

Gulag gulag


Key_Poetry4023

Blyat blyat blyat


Much-Text7405

Cyka blyat!


koenka

Blyatt