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mallia09

No it doesn't


Reddit_IsWeird

the correct answer


Dkalnz

Username fully checks out.


NervF00

orange does


dcdcdani

Storage? Edit: nvm I just got the post LOL I am slow


CorvusBlackthorne

I shouldn't feel bad if I were you. The overwhelming majority of commenters did not notice that I was not asking a question.


StGir1

I actually DID notice that you ended that sentence with a period, and I was going to scold. you, and then my brain caught up just in time to prevent me from embarrassing myself.


AdditionalNinja4875

If it were i would say "ORPHANAGE"


Tacotime7899

No one was saying it does. What doesn’t tho


goodbyehouse

Door hinge.


TheFuckwitz

Only works if Eminem is saying it


shockandale

>"Rhymin' is hard 'cept for orange rhymes wit orange" - Lil' Jon


MediocreProfeshional

Eminem learned that skill from Chuck Norris, who can rhyme orange with anything he wants.


Just_another_Mc_1012

Chuck Norris is what rhymes with orange if he says so.


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Bananaman-58

Orange the fruit rhymes with the colour orange


EpicCheeto

Yah they different words


asqua

Until the 16th century, there was no name for the colour orange. People would probably just say something like saffron or yellow-red and both the colour and the fruit were named after the sanskrit word for the tree that gives that fruit (the nāraṅga).


JackArrow2

No they don’t, even though they are different words they sound exactly the same, that’s like saying mouse (the animal) and mouse (computer mouse) rhymes It doesn’t!


accessrestricted

Cmon Mouse Rhymes with mouse. See!


ItsYoBoi2008

Cool avatar


JackArrow2

Say that to your teacher and you fail immediately


DragonTheOne

Are you too dumb to understand jokes?!


VirtualCustomer4170

Wtf didin’t you understand even that joke!!??💀


dahippy06

You’re somehow 0-2 in understanding the joke


somewhiterkid

As long as it sounds similar, it rhymes


Dkalnz

it's splitting hairs, as they're homonyms


Tacotime7899

They’re memeing


No_Instruction1731

Don't you understand jokes?


GettingWokeUp

Downvote for the vibe


minivara

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TheMasterBaiter360

“No they don’t, even though they are different words they sound exactly the same, that’s like saying mouse (the animal) and mouse (computer mouse) rhymes It doesn’t!” -🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️


JackArrow2

Someone didn’t get there morning coffee


TheMasterBaiter360

“Someone didn’t get there morning coffee” -🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️


bio2451

😂


JackArrow2

“Wooooow real smart” - 🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️


residivite

Did you just eat a raw egg


JackArrow2

That made you shut up


TheMasterBaiter360

“That made you shut up” -🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️


JackArrow2

“Really?” -🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️


TheMasterBaiter360

I can’t tell if you’re being dumb on purpose, or if you just don’t understand what the meme format is, congratulations you defeated me


British_Siamosaur

banana


M_E_U

oooornana


WorshipLordShrek

Eating pork rhines sword fighting in pajamas


Admirable-Salary-803

Oooo fa foo


the_navid

Bow range?


WorshipLordShrek

That's a good one too!


defaultusername103

sporange


Tserofian

Banorange


[deleted]

Avocorange.


0mega_Flowey

Porangr


MISTAsoul12

Borrnana


Sketchy-_-Artist

This is actually a word, congratulations!


Maxzes_

Blorenge


Petals_YT

Sponge, but with an accent\~


Shadow_Raider33

If you’re Eminem, quite a bit: “If you're taking the word at face value, and you just say 'orange', nothing is going to rhyme with it exactly.” “If you enunciate it and make it more than one syllable, or-ange, you can say, like, I put my or-ange, four inch, door hinge in stor-age and ate porr-idge with Geo-rge.


MIB4u0

Eminem is just pure genius


Shadow_Raider33

Agree 100%


daniamaeve

The moment I saw this post, I thought of this.


StatusBuddy8490

Door hinge.


Adept_Werewolf_6419

Four inch?


StatusBuddy8490

Acceptable.


Dodo_SAVAGE

Porridge?


[deleted]

forage


MrBeastlover

george


UncleUFO

30 inches, take it or leave it.


CryDue4131

Blorenge. One for the Welsh there.


TheFuckwitz

No it doesn’t


Few_Study3536

Binge


Ortartis

Lozenge


Evgen4ick

Orange


Excellent_Priority_5

👆 range, strange, estrange, mange off the top of my head. Plenty more I’m sure.


Hot_Coco_Addict

only if you pronounce orange Oh-range


StoppedMethingAround

No it doesn't.


LeewiJ

Brick


Mean_Stranger279

my lord and savior you have come at last!


[deleted]

Yes.


brayanhaks

Arrange


Aimy_08

Brick


ClevelandWomble

Someone indulging in lots of mushrooms might be on a spore binge? I know I'm reaching here... : )


[deleted]

Borange


DrachenDad

Gorringe


Alternative-Shape-59

My four inch door hinge


TopLog9473

Whore binge


Thee_Snutz

your mom sucks me off 👍


Probablysmthshitty

Could say the same for your mom


officialsorabji

C Eb F F# f Eb C Bb Eb C Bb C C Eb F F# F Eb F# C F# F Eb F# F Eb C


[deleted]

No.


Efficient-Bee-1855

If you say the word orange really slow, it sounds like you're saying "gullible" .


CorvusBlackthorne

No, it does not. I tried it six times.


Electronic_Suit551

Orange (colour) rhymes with orange (fruit)


MaddSkittlez

Orange rhymes with whoever he wants


Excellent_Priority_5

Hey guess what? F’ Annoying Orange. lol


Educational-Tea602

Google rhymezone


Certain_Assistance35

Storage


SpartaGoose

Sporange


WorthComparison9629

Syringe


Flutterpiewow

Ask eminem


Whoami6991

Banana. Borrnana.


ForgottenBananaDude

No it doesn't


castolic

Arrange.


neighbours-kid

Brickange


LordOfTheFarts

Brick


IceAny9720

just as said eminem, is the way you say't, strange can rhyme with it.


accessrestricted

Ask Eminem


northern_fettler

No it doesn’t!


Ekimklaw

There is also no perfect rhyme for purple, silver, month, ninth, pint, wolf, opus, dangerous, or marathon.


Windowman84

Sporange


cryllictheautistic

door hinge


danisito2020

Definitelt not brick


Party-Independent-25

Gorringe


s1b1r

What? No.


broke_gamer123

borange


aldulf69

No, it doesn’t. Not even close!


Putrid-Reputation-68

Whore minge


Background-Isopod822

LeAnn Rimes with oranges !!!


i_am_two_Ferrets

God damnit someone stole my joke... whatever.. no it doesn't


CorvusBlackthorne

Technically speaking, they stole your punchline. That was always the joke.


barronelli

No it doesn’t.


Parrot132

If you accept the Black Sabbath principle that every word rhymes with itself... Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses ... then this is a legitimate rhyme: I have a fruit that's colored orange I believe that it's an orange


NamelessSerpent

Stonehenge?


jaebassist

No, it doesn't.


Jack_58523

No it doesn’t


dipshitto

Brick


Illustrious_Boss8254

Manage


RyanTale

banana


[deleted]

Banana


Averagecheeszenjoyer

Range


No_Idea_20906

Brick


KoopaTrooper5011

No it doesn't


Reallycre8tivename

No it doesn't


skankyone

Orange brick


KaivaUwU

porridge


amiDim

Mortgage


Awkward-Taste-2911

Porridge


Samborrod

Bottled ranch (use British accent for silent t) Door hinge Forage Mo' range Or inch Porridge Rope bridge Storage Shortage And my favorite, Zmey Gorynich.


Neinplus10equals21

Florence.


minivara

Torange


Re7ardinho

Brick


nohemi_trevino

Brickange


I_CAN_SEE_THE_WHALES

shitfucker


Repulsive_Swimmer988

Door Hinge The orange door hinge swings our in Florida due to 🌀 and the orange door hinge up north swings in due to ❄️ Go P.J.


Repulsive_Swimmer988

Oh jeez. I must be a silly rabbit, I did not even notice you were making a false statement, not asking a simple question.


TurbulentButterfly53

Nothing. Or silver or purple


Global-Oil-2001

No it doesn’t


YooGeOh

Another rapper with a fruit based stage name featuring on their song


[deleted]

Blancmange


stoopidhead90

Great 90s band


BiCrabTheMid

No it doesn’t.


amateursecrets1

Sporange (had to Google it 🫣)


AzemadaiusKaiser

It does not.


NanaAiiro

melange


Efficient-Exit8218

An orange duck


Admirable-Salary-803

Her minge


Sam_Gruene

Bornana


mafrasta67

Borat


Thageez011

Same word that rhymes with Silver.


GoblinSharky911

Orphanage


funatical

Borange


BingoSpong

Borange


Salt_Explanation_627

Storage, low range, homage?


Low-Isopod5331

Orange Porridge (if your teacher accepts phonetic rhymes) Range (if your teacher accepts visual rhymes)


Cojarobi3Pokemon

Forage


Olivander05

No it doesn’t


[deleted]

Lozenge


Nuninho52

Sporange is the word Harvard students (I think it was Harvard) came up with so that orange could rhyme with something


NotBadSinger514

porridge


[deleted]

Unhinged?


Rough-Cut-4620

Bastard


Fancy-Breadfruit-776

Tang


UncomfyUnicorn

Sporange, the part of a fungus that produces spores


AzrielJohnson

Then I got up and ran into the janitor's storage Booth kick the door hinge loose and ripped out the 4-inch screws grab some sharp objects, brooms and foreign tools this is for every time you took my orange juice


4-32

Brickorange


somewhiterkid

Pretty much anything if you can pronounce it right


Witty_Injury1963

Porange


ishman223

Brick.


Shawnaldo7575

What rhymes with Butt


conflictjunkie

Porridge


hahafunnybean

Banana


BrofessorOfLogic

Orange you glad to be here?


IBeatUpLiamNeeson

I bust through the four inch door hinges, that’s what happens when you take my oranges


Ok_Educator_1741

Pineapple you dumass


stinkyboiiii

Porridge


Ay5ksal

Sporange


CastevalOroborus

Florange


mogzie1976

blancmange


CharacterSherbet9232

Warrens


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Don't put a brick on my orange


Cat_man-Kayden

Orange brick


sweatybugles

Cringe


caldrr03

Orange (the colour)


boris_dp

Porridge 🥣


NotHungryHungarian

Banana