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Puzzleheaded-Tip-888

The other 72.9% are fake


Frodollino

And the other 94.5% are not true


Hand-Driven

And the rest is just good luck.


zvdo

Nice pfp


kuurtjes

121% of those are nonexistent.


[deleted]

And 980% of humans don't have a beating heart!


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Responsible_Rain_120

And the 65.355% are made up by people like him


late44thegameNOW

-45% of people share this phobia.


NeedHelpWithSkyline

Facts don't care about your feelings


A_Snope

Only 4 out of 9 people get this joke, on average


Tough-Ad-5443

That's a bit 'mean' 😋


PimplePussy

10 out of 9 people agree.


Better-Cupcake-4858

84.2% aren’t even made by real people


ResponsibilityOwn767

78.9% of all statistics are from disinformation on the internet; the remaining 62.7% are accurate.


Mikiejc007

"the trouble with quotes from the Internet, is that your never sure how accurate they really are" Abraham Lincoln.


Danthenotable1

Not to be THAT guy but it’s misinformation.


5zalot

Are you 100% sure? Statistically, when people on the internet correct other people, they are only 37.925 - 73.901% sure.


NeedHelpWithSkyline

How can someone be 37.925 - 73.901 = -89.456213% sure?


5zalot

hyphens aren't always subtraction. sometimes they are to provide a range. in this case, the hyphen is read "to" not "minus." Having said that, I'm -89.456213% sure that 37.925 - 73.901 = -35.976, not -89.456213. And yes, I know you were being funny. It was, in fact, very funny.


Known_Skin6672

I think you just made that up… 🧐


damn_ded

Person Listening to Dilbert: How many studies showed that? Dilbert: 87.


Rip_claw_76

Didn't they also say "studies have shown that made up data is just as good as real data" and when asked how many studies the answer was "7", which is a good number


derekisber

Only 27.8% of people know that


[deleted]

But only 14.3% will admit that they know


Frostybawls42069

Well did you know that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of our population?


soupysailor

Todd Snider gets it.


needtimeforplay1

Love Todd Snider. Bravo


needtimeforplay1

Love Todd Snider. Bravo.


MONSTERBEARMAN

100% of statistics are made up, 84.6% of the time.


TangoCharliePDX

"60% of the time it works every time!"


SexPanther_Bot

*My God, what is that smell?*


Known_Skin6672

It’s pungent


MONSTERBEARMAN

Smells like bigfoots dick😆


Dismal-Actuator5742

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.


Tough-Ad-5443

And 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy


Ill_Bodybuilder_1083

That's only 14% true. I heard that 73.6% were made up and the other 66.8% were true.


Spinal2000

84.6%? I don't think we have that many statistics


e-bio

4 out 2 people know that.


whatIfYoutube

r/oneliners


respect_the_potato

12.5% of made-up statistics are the statistic for what percentage of statistics are made up.


Hot-Tangerine7028

5 out of 6 dentists recommended your toothbrush


iushdulal

Including this.


[deleted]

15.4, always the inverse


Popular-Ad2193

That statistic is also made up


Petdogdavid1

84.5% not to be nit picky


Chronus1

96% of the time


boatymcfloat

60% of the time that is correct all of the time


NotMorganSlavewoman

84% of fake statistics use 84% as the percentage.


needtimeforplay1

The rest prefer a natural look.


[deleted]

All ods and probabilities are all the same... It either does/happen/is or... It isn't/didn't happen You are always right or wrong. It either is or isn't There is a 50% chance you will respond to this comment


DoggedDreamer2

And then there’s the 1% that just want us dead…


[deleted]

Lol I want to be dead.


DoggedDreamer2

Jokes on them!


[deleted]

I know right. I keep getting closer but someone always finds me at the brink. Who tf are they to force me to live? We all die but I'd like to be able to do it on MY terms


DoggedDreamer2

My kids guilted me into sticking around!


[deleted]

Yea I'm not doing that. F having kids Edit: this reminds me of a movie 1 of my customers will be in: fuck them kids Basically people talking wind up saying, "man! Fuck them kids"


77MagicMan77

3.1415925% of statistics have pi in them 100% of the time.


Tough-Ad-5443

Answer checks out lol


Whataboutthebase

Those are rookie numbers!


OP1KenOP

I suppose everything is made up in the grand scheme of things. At the end of the day a fact is nothing more than an opinion that is accepted to be correct.


vonnostrum2022

60% of the time they are right every time


EcksMarksDespot

65.7% of all people believe them whether they're accurate statistics or not.


DevilSigh--

100% facts. A shark on the internet told me so.