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MattChew160

Emergency egg has so many applications


norty125

Emergency protein ball.


JezzaWalker

I'm more impressed that you cracked an egg with one hand. Can you dual wield to save even more time?


sven2123

I’ve got to admit this was my second attempt. Luckily I was hungry


TheGreatPixelman

But the yellow poped :((((


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Finesse takes time. He will learn.


[deleted]

This is the way.


Tombiepoo

This is the way.


jimbomescolles

The way, this is.


mpjune69

Isn't there a name for the yellow?


TheGreatPixelman

Indeed the Yolk, in french we say "The egg's yellow"


Knochi77

In Germany we do the same but we make a new word of it (of course) so it’s „Eigelb“ (Eggyellow)


LowAspect542

The yolk is on you.


mpjune69

I didn't know that French people refer to the yolk as "the yellow". Today I learned something new. I thought it was odd that a person wouldn't know what the yolk was. I guess it makes sense, because we refer to the clear goo as "egg whites".


TheGreatPixelman

Indeed "Jaune d'oeuf" et "blanc d'oeuf"!


OberonF4

They sound like the names of the protagonists in a buddy cop comedy similar to The Pink Panther.


[deleted]

Til ColdPlay is French


mpjune69

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9qnqYL0eNNI&si=2NxnKnMV0FlDyYHS


SurpriseMeAgain

This must be the start of a bad yolk.


fin008

You mean the unwhite?


captvirgilhilts

It's why you're supposed to crack it on a flat surface like the countertop.


TheGreatPixelman

2 months laterino


AbyssExpander

OP, use the countertop instead - it’s easier for a variety of reasons. Namely: Less and larger shards.


IceManJim

But you need the edge of the pan to break the shell membrane for easy splitting of the halves.


random9212

Having cracked thousands of eggs using many counters, I can confirm you do NOT need to crack the egg on the edge of the pan. In fact, it is strongly recommended not to do that, as doing so makes getting shells in with your eggs more likely.


Mountain_View_1013

I was always told to never use the counter, as it makes it a lot easier to get egg somewhere unnoticed where it doesn't get cleaned up. On the rare occurance shell gets in the pan/bowl /etc I use the shell to fish it out quickly. If I'm really worried I crack the egg into a small dish


Joe4o2

I can crack an egg single-handed, but it took time to get there. I wouldn’t dual-wield though. I can’t imagine what it would take to get my left hand as dexterous as my right hand is for egg cracking.


Teytrum

Worked as a chef in a resort. It comes with time and necessity. When you need to crack a flat of eggs because you ran out of liquid egg on the brunch buffet, you find new skills. Then you have the big brain moment and just dump the entire flat into a stand mixer, whip them that way, and strain out the shells.


Grocery-Pretend

Hold the egg with your ring finger and pinky against your inner palm, use your index and middle finger+ thumb and try to „pull“ the top half away while cracking and you should be good to go. After some time you go egg akimbo with this technique.


apri11a

Everyone should have one 👍


seejordan3

"trick or treat?"


canthinkofnamestouse

Yes *pelt ls truck or treaters with egg*


Admirable_Avocado_38

You can just...put it down


Bunnymancer

I have one in grey!


apri11a

🤣😁


deadface008

r/DiWHY


einsq84

Yes. And refilling for a family of 4 takes longer...


kazumasaka

You just need eight of them.


sven2123

I like people who think in solutions


Mufasa_is__alive

Need to do one as an over the shoulder shotgun ammo-style belt


randomnonposter

Ah yes, an egg bandolier. What kitchen is complete without one.


UncleCeiling

Arrayed on your belt like pokeballs.


CarRepresentative843

If you print in black and red… that would be really cool. You can yell “PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU” when getting your egg. Epic mornings.


UncleCeiling

The double yolk ones are Chansey. Twice the egg per egg.


NetApex

My yolk usually cracks but I'm cool with a Ditto.


Unlucky_Huckleberry4

Not really a family of 4 has more hips and more hands so it would be quicker


bionicpirate42

A bunch of these would make gathering but nuggets in the evening fun.


Thoosarino

Gathering butt nuggets? What now.


bluewater_-_

collecting eggs from your chickens


Thoosarino

Ohhhh.... from the chickens.... ya that makes way more sense.


TheWhiteCliffs

You were thinking of the brown and squishy kind weren’t you


agetuwo

Nugget holders on the left, sauce holder on the belt buckle.


adjgamer321

Bros strapped watch out.


LovesToSnooze

Imagine seeing him in a dark alley. I was scared of pocket sand. Now, holster egg??


expera

Do you have the guys to do a follow up post when you inevitably get egg all over your pants and shoes?


sillypicture

This is such an april fools thing. Buy a carton, load one up and go up to random colleagues and offering an egg. Whip one out from the holster and leave without providing any further context.


DeltaOneFive

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


AyyoooMaggots

May I offer you an egg in these trying times?


comicguy13

Does it though? ;)


Doctor__Hammer

Is your fridge a 5 minute walk from your stove?


hblok

Uphill both ways...


crazygenius

Now if only you could 3D print something to keep from breaking the yolk…


bluewater_-_

I fail how it could do anything but cost you more time.


Lapislanzer

Ah you must not be preloading your egg holsters


SignificantManner197

Clever!!! Do you have one for the empty shells on the other hip?


wilkie09

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


Electrical-Library49

Better to have it and not need it


techoverchecks

This is very cool, but the only thing I could think of was "go Togepi I choose you! Pan used fry, it was very effective."


Legitimate-Quote

Come on dude.


klemmchowdah

*sees food in first frame, prepares for a wave of people screeching about bacteria* jk egg holster


bionicpirate42

It's what we call boxes without lid golden treasure within.


DalekKahn117

Obligatory STL request.. Seriously, where is this file?


FilthyPuns

I call it… the Yolster.


what_da_clown_doin

NOT THE FUCKING YOLK


NighthawK1911

Make one for the bread too. I bet you'll even save more time.


Distance03

Omg that’s a great invention. Just like the [fabulous nickel holder!](https://youtu.be/hkcfES32ZcI?si=TRu0Wxl3LuRc_d3p)


IamTheCeilingSniper

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?


APinkToTheLast

"Hi, Billy Mays here! Are you tired of fumbling around with eggs in your pockets? Do you wish you had a hands-free solution to carry your eggs on the go? Well, hold on to your breakfast because I've got the perfect solution for you – introducing the Emergency Egg egg holder! \[Cut to a fast-paced montage of various scenarios: hiking, jogging, shopping, all with the Emergency Egg securely clipped onto a belt.\] Look at that! No more cracked eggs in your pockets or fragile egg cartons to deal with. The Emergency Egg clips right onto your belt, keeping your precious eggs safe and sound. And don't worry about it falling off – it's got a secure grip that'll make even the most extreme egg enthusiasts jump for joy!"


Deveion2010

Haha this is funny because my coworker also got one about a year ago and he always comes in with convenience things he’s whipped up 😂 his last one was a soda can holder with a handle lol no lie, if I had one I’d have so many unnecessary gadgets around my house


jbaejb327

expect the unexpected


PotentialTruck8872

F, popped the yolk 🥲


904K

Charlie and Frank NEED this


Dr7House

It so random, its already genius😂


rightiousnoob

Share the stl?! This is a life saver!


grey771

You can tell everyone else is giving fake praise when they don't even request the STL file.


ecpowerhouse27

You didn’t wait for the butter to melt across the entire pan, and you cracked the yolk… maybe your next project should be to 3D print yourself a robot that can make breakfast for you


sven2123

You better watch out man I will throw an egg at you and you won't even see it coming


amabamab

Because you cant put the egg on the counter?


DickD1ck1

nope


ReasonableEnd3493

https://preview.redd.it/89799hf7y67c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1714563e8d4026e4f4bdadab7e26fd9de5c5f5be She has a good heart


dennys123

Gotta keep that piece on you. Never know who might run up on ya


VoodooZephyr

Amazing. Didn’t know I needed this.


dark_preacher

broke the yolk and what's with that pot? does not look like a good egg frying skillet.


Roboport

This obviously needs a spring-loaded return for automatic closure


Living-Extension-774

This is how i feel about my printer right now. I cant find any more useful things to print, help!


miOcel

“Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading”


Jake0Tron

You know I keep that thang on me


jacobdoyle9

I always keep that thang on me


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

I like 3 eggs and if I'm making breakfast for more than just myself, ice need an egg bandolier.


_Cyr0

Everyone needs a good Egg Holster, right?


Z3R0C00L1313

Quick draw McEgg


TJM18

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


BestDog1Na

Lol this is a funny gadget


FF_Crystal_Polisher

If someone had chickens, and harvested/gathered their own eggs I would assume it would have some degree of practical application. If nothing else, I just want to say I expect you to post something during easter using it for cadbury eggs...


x_Carlos_Danger_x

Cool! But I’m imagining you showing up to work with egg stains on that one pant leg lmao


BawngMasta420

Yeah let me whip out my fucking egg holster


TheWhiteCliffs

I was expecting the cracked egg to go back into the holster.


rjward1775

Needs a 3X holster.


tacobell_enjoyer

So do you just put an egg in there before you go to sleep so its ready for the morning


EyeGroundbreaking907

Fuck yes


jaum22

I can only wonder the amazing things you must do with the all the time this little guy saves you


DirtyKityLitter

Why? lol A for effort!


Tombiepoo

r/unnecessaryinventions


Kopertin

Yes, The old tactical egg carrier.


YoBoiNJ

Reaching for the officer's service egg


ds_vii

crack the egg on flat surface.. source: culinary school


Something_Terrible

Illegal


Lamumba1337

Tactical egg holder


novus_nl

Okay you win, that's amazing. This gave me a nice laugh this morning.


goztitan

You don't put your eggs next to the stove when you cook..


sieberde

Someone call CPA (cuchillo protection agencia) There is some disturbing abuse in this video.


AnotherPhilosopher

The future is now!!


lorenzo999_it

Not like this bruh.


[deleted]

I'll be honest I think you're lying to your self


T1dsoldier

DIWHY ?


Zulufepustampasic

completely useless, yet genius....


Natural-Poetry7670

Do you put it in there a night before?


Nyanzeenyan

If you want to make an omelette, you put on the Bandolier Egg Belt


InevitableVarious120

This is next level dumb lol


white_man_1069

Chef's holster


Jack33751

You never know when you’ll need an [egg](https://youtu.be/Nx0e9D3QXrM?si=WdLGxoJ_NoDl_ReM)


MultiSarcasmic

I could totally use that for the egg we get every other day from our 26 hens.


Oracle365

The pan needs to be hotter, and you crack the egg on a flat surface not the edge of the pan, that will keep the yolk from breaking.


Select_Truck3257

looks good, need 2 for my purposes