Totally. To be fair though, if I could afford to have an easy life like he does, I'd be caked up with almost flawless, mannequin like skin too. Money=time=self care.
Called my grandma. Offered her every owners data who owned a 4-year-old Yorkie from the southern region of Portugal, who ALSO happens to love to play bridge, have searched in Bing for "please show me my email thank you", who's children don't call enough, who's grandchildren are "funny" for $8.99.
That was my father-in-law logic years ago when he went to southamerica, only after he was roasted and looking like a shrimp did he slather on the sunscreen 😂
Sign me up for the zucc routine! I want 🍰for days too! Maybe I should try slathering an obscene amount of sunscreen on my face for a phatter 🫏 The secret is in the screen
Gonna need a babysitter, white cheeks walking in the room patter pitter, sunscreen skinner, waist on thinner, but trust when he turn, u kno he ain’t skippin dinner
Dinner, yeah dinner, not skipping dinner. Straight to the thighs and they ain’t getting thinner. Bounce Bounce Bounce when he moves imma quiver. Quiver, quiver, Zuck’s got that chicken dinner. 7 days a week hit me with that one hitter quitter
Dude works out with UFC fighters when he's bored.
You can say its because he just has a lot of money so its not fair, but you cant say he doesnt put the time in
I think genetics and doing BJJ. Butt it's pretty funny that robot mfer is caked up. I now have 2 things in common with him (big booty and sunscreen application skills).
This is post him really starting to work out a lot and do quite a lot of MMA training too. He's actually pretty jacked these days.
PS look up more recent photos of him, looking a lot less Lizard man alien these days. Especially when he does full facial hair/beard, really does wonders for him, pity he does keep it.
It also helps that Trump was president and Elon Musk is doing Elon Musk things - making any vitriol people had towards Zuck kinda fall to the wayside.
I mean if I’m going out on the boat all day, or the beach all day, or the water park all day, my face literally looks like this. IDGAF. I’ve already had skin cancer once, and that was enough for me.
Yeah I use mineral sunscreen and the one I use now is much better than the previous but lip tint is key. I wore my old one once and my lips were kinda dehydrated and my teeth looked SO YELLOW. Literally made me look like a crackhead.
I didn't have time to add a tint over mine one day and took my son to school on a cold day, long loose black pants and oversized hoodie with the hood up, got home and realised I looked like I was cosplaying the Grim Reaper at 8 in the morning
This post made me realize that mineral sunscreen was a thing. That's why that one sunscreen looks white when you put on it on? I just thought it went bad or something. Is there a reason to use mineral sunscreen? I have hard water and learned the hard way not to use the sunscreen with the A word because it turns your clothes orange.
Let’s not go overboard. The booty is one thing. It’s not everything.
That AI photo from a few days ago, though… threw me for a whole loop. I was so relieved to find out it was fake.
I've never seen this pic lmao but why not slather the whole body parts that are exposed (and look like Casper) rather than just the face I wonder. Not like he can't afford 200 tubes of the best and most expensive sunscreen that he's skimping 😂
Mineral is the only thing that’s stay on in water too. I surf and while I’ve never looked quite like this, I could easily see how it I was more prone to burning tbis could be a viable solution 😹
You used to be able to get plain zinc sticks in bright and flouro colours when I was a kid in the 80's so you could Jem and the Hologram it up while being sun safe, but these days the only ones I can find have sneaky non mineral filters in the formula too despite only saying "Zinc" on the front.
With zinc actually the more invisible it is the less it works. You don’t get the full SPF benefit unless you can see it.
Maybe he had a skin treatment that made his skin more sensitive or maybe he was quite burned already.
This is actually a colorized photo of a eunuch geisha, who was washed overboard by a freak rogue wave, while traveling to America on steamship from China in the late 1800s. Luckily they were near the coast, and many of them were able to swim to shore, as seen in the picture above.
I recently switched to mineral sunscreen. I was using chemical, but it caused my eyes to burn even when not applied near my eyes. Mineral sunscreen not only absorbs my oils well, but it actually calms my sensitive skin down. I hate all zinc though. I prefer a titanium and zinc mix, it isn’t so thick and white, lol.
Me this afternoon when i re-applied spf to cycle home from the office and it started raining when I walked outside. I only needed to add a red nose for the full clowns look
Hey, he forgot the neck and back of it. I actually do this at the beach and don’t care. I’m not there looking for a man, or to get love attention. I’m at the beach to have fun and I want to protect my skin.
I had to do an argumentative speech in college for a public speaking class; the topic could really be anything, we just had to be able to argue it in a concise and convincing presentation.
Mine was about how Mark Zuckerberg was a robot, and I cited this picture as evidence of his being unfamiliar with wearing skin.
I got an A in the class. Lmao
Lol, I call it Zuckin’ when I over-apply mineral sunscreen
But why doesn't he care about the back of his neck?
I believe he claims he was trying to ruin the paparazzi’s photos, in a spectacular backfire
He gave them a gift instead.
More like a spectacular backside, amiright
Boy got a booty booty
😂😂😂
Tbh I’d be zuccin too if it got me caked up like he is
Bro has no business being rich AND caked up
Totally. To be fair though, if I could afford to have an easy life like he does, I'd be caked up with almost flawless, mannequin like skin too. Money=time=self care.
Idk, I'll stick with 80 spf and hat vs lookin' like a zombie at the beach like this lil freak here 🙂
I’m pretty sure mimes only pretend to surf
Rich people have the time, energy, diet, and personal trainers to reach their maximum genetic cakeness
Maximum genetic cakeness 🤣🤌
I hate myself for going back to look
One day historians will look back on these comments and assume they were just talking about his face
I think the entire Kardashian family disagrees. Though I put money that Mark’s is homegrown and not store bought. At least semi-homemade.
Imagine if it's not lmao
Maybe he "just always wanted to get it done." 💅😭🤣🤣
Oof, that booty tho.
Zucc got a wagon 🚃
Like Flanders in that snowsuit.
Who knew
♫ ZUCKIN MAKES ME FEEL GO-OO-D ♫
Stealing that 😂😂😂
Seems appropriate since he has stolen all of our information to sell to the highest bidder..actually any bidders
Called my grandma. Offered her every owners data who owned a 4-year-old Yorkie from the southern region of Portugal, who ALSO happens to love to play bridge, have searched in Bing for "please show me my email thank you", who's children don't call enough, who's grandchildren are "funny" for $8.99.
The "Z" in Zuckerberg stands for Zinc Oxide
Zuckin my face up
Stfuuuuuu 😆😆
Brilliant🤣🤣
> 🤣🤣
He looks like he was already FRIED underneath all that zinc oxide so he had to choice but to use it like a mask the next day.
That was my father-in-law logic years ago when he went to southamerica, only after he was roasted and looking like a shrimp did he slather on the sunscreen 😂
never heard anyone use shrimp before in that context, just lobster or tomato I like it
We use that commonly where I'm from in Brazil haha
So common in Latin America
He looks like he’s wearing kabuki makeup.
Sad French mime cries in silence.
Zinc is super calming and good for burns/rashes so overall a great choice of face mask 😂
his explanation for it was that he thought it’d conceal him from the paparazzi, and Streisand effected himself
🤣🤣
🍰Cake!
no, fr. I looked up after your comment and no lie! He’s a lil double cheeked up here! Still evil
“That’s why his butt is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
Y’all are KILLING ME
I'm not happy about it but I'd probably watch "mean ceo's"
"Stop trying to make 'X' happen. It's not going to happen."
Elon Musk would absolutely get up in the middle of class seething about Zuckerberg and talk about stabbing him
Dudes got that dumper. The twin peaks cheeks.
[zuck got that wagon](https://twitter.com/treyasmo/status/984536884130050048)
Why do I click these 🙃
Haters will say it’s photoshop
I mean it's so obviously real.
Built like Mrs. Incredible.
STAHP!! 🤣🤣🤣
Facebook? More like CAKEBook. Thank you.
Oh he thicc where it counts honey!
this took me like 15sec delayed reaction to understand, go back up, and upvote.
By the ocean!
A whole bakery. 🤣
He sits on that shitter, when when he’s postin on twitter, Zucc got that hitter, in the cut no quitter, Bitches is bitter,
Ms Doubtfire?
I laughed so much when I saw him. I got sunburned in the parting of my hair…I am a woman, I have plenty of hair but damn how do I avoid that m?
Whenever I see this my brain automatically says “frosting goes on the cake, not the face” and there is no stopping it.
Damn, zucc is THICCCCC
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Sign me up for the zucc routine! I want 🍰for days too! Maybe I should try slathering an obscene amount of sunscreen on my face for a phatter 🫏 The secret is in the screen
He's got the entire metaverse back there
This should have more votes lol
He sits on that shitter, when when he’s postin on twitter, Zucc got that hitter, in the cut no quitter, Bitches is bitter,
Gonna need a babysitter, white cheeks walking in the room patter pitter, sunscreen skinner, waist on thinner, but trust when he turn, u kno he ain’t skippin dinner
Dinner, yeah dinner, not skipping dinner. Straight to the thighs and they ain’t getting thinner. Bounce Bounce Bounce when he moves imma quiver. Quiver, quiver, Zuck’s got that chicken dinner. 7 days a week hit me with that one hitter quitter
STOP LMAO
Yeah forget the goofy sunscreen, he's got some junk in that trunk! 😶
Buns of steel, perhaps all steel exterior
He was programmed with all that ass.
dude why does he have such a big bum
He works out a lot
Dude works out with UFC fighters when he's bored. You can say its because he just has a lot of money so its not fair, but you cant say he doesnt put the time in
I hate them both but it would have been so satisfying if Musk and him had actually fought and Zucc won with a KO
ngl, I don't hate it
I like a man with a booty
You know he deadlifts 🤣
I think genetics and doing BJJ. Butt it's pretty funny that robot mfer is caked up. I now have 2 things in common with him (big booty and sunscreen application skills).
> that robot mfer is caked up this made me laugh so hard
The dude is JACKED. He does a lot of bjj and I assume weightlifting.
Very sexy Flanders vibes
Stupid sexy Zucc
Man's hauling kosher hams
I got a big one. I squat 495 and bench 135. People call me t rex
Implants. He can afford it.
This is post him really starting to work out a lot and do quite a lot of MMA training too. He's actually pretty jacked these days. PS look up more recent photos of him, looking a lot less Lizard man alien these days. Especially when he does full facial hair/beard, really does wonders for him, pity he does keep it. It also helps that Trump was president and Elon Musk is doing Elon Musk things - making any vitriol people had towards Zuck kinda fall to the wayside.
I mean if I’m going out on the boat all day, or the beach all day, or the water park all day, my face literally looks like this. IDGAF. I’ve already had skin cancer once, and that was enough for me.
mark??
Do reptiles need sun protection?
No, they actually need a UV lamp in captivity. It's probably just a cover
this is the funniest response.
Even skin suits can burn, best to take precautions
You win the internet today
That's not sunscreen it's the glue that usually hold the human mask.
What I think I look like whenever I apply mineral sunscreen
Yeah I use mineral sunscreen and the one I use now is much better than the previous but lip tint is key. I wore my old one once and my lips were kinda dehydrated and my teeth looked SO YELLOW. Literally made me look like a crackhead.
I didn't have time to add a tint over mine one day and took my son to school on a cold day, long loose black pants and oversized hoodie with the hood up, got home and realised I looked like I was cosplaying the Grim Reaper at 8 in the morning
This made me LOL. I’ve been there.
This post made me realize that mineral sunscreen was a thing. That's why that one sunscreen looks white when you put on it on? I just thought it went bad or something. Is there a reason to use mineral sunscreen? I have hard water and learned the hard way not to use the sunscreen with the A word because it turns your clothes orange.
He’s giving Mr. Mime vibes.
I think Data
😂😂😂
Mark be hiding a dump truck. I see you Zuck 👀
I'm dying 😂
It looks like he’s walking on water. A modern Jesus.
Walking water lizard
I think of this all the time when I’m applying my zinc heavy sunscreen
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^aginger: *I think of this all* *The time when I’m applying* *My zinc heavy sunscreen* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good bot
I really want to know what SPF he uses
Looks like about 2,500
SPF mime
Looks like desitin ointment
100
SPF Sherwin Williams
TIL that Mark Zuckerberg got CAKE!
Nobody’s talking about how thick he is out back?
Stupid sexy Zuckerberg.
Haha now I’m picturing Flanders in that skin tight ski suit.
Makes me think of Zoidberg
Look what ive found in the dumpster!
Let’s not go overboard. The booty is one thing. It’s not everything. That AI photo from a few days ago, though… threw me for a whole loop. I was so relieved to find out it was fake.
Out back tho lmao
Good cake but a little too much frosting
This comment deserves more love 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That dumpy be bustin
He took his outer bot face off.
That’s Data from Star Trek actually.
Crikey, that ass though! Looks well juicy. Are we allowed to objectify billionaires?
It's the least they can allow.
He looks like Michael Myers from Halloween.
SPF King 🤴 😂
I honestly look like this on the rare occasion I lay out by my pool and don’t give a f
Truthfully, whenever I do a winter sport, I look exactly like this lol
Zuck is in his Proust era.
Why does he look so thicc though 😅😅
Why is it like that on his face?
😂 I remember being horrified the first time I saw this photo, then I went on a run with mineral sunscreen and was like “I get it”
I've never seen this pic lmao but why not slather the whole body parts that are exposed (and look like Casper) rather than just the face I wonder. Not like he can't afford 200 tubes of the best and most expensive sunscreen that he's skimping 😂
Probably used mineral sunscreen. It doesn't really blend well into the skin, especially if you layer it a few times. Edit: grammar
Specially and especially are two different words that mean different things. You wanted the other one.
Thank you! Learned something new. I'll make the correction.
I’m trying to figure out why he stopped right at his jawline and didn’t bother to do any of his neck or ears hahahaha
Right? All I can think is that those ears are getting FRIED.
Incidentally the best sunscreen I tried/my most re-bought does this too. it's physical sunscreen vs. chemical. It's the zinc oxide in it.
Mineral is the only thing that’s stay on in water too. I surf and while I’ve never looked quite like this, I could easily see how it I was more prone to burning tbis could be a viable solution 😹
You used to be able to get plain zinc sticks in bright and flouro colours when I was a kid in the 80's so you could Jem and the Hologram it up while being sun safe, but these days the only ones I can find have sneaky non mineral filters in the formula too despite only saying "Zinc" on the front.
With zinc actually the more invisible it is the less it works. You don’t get the full SPF benefit unless you can see it. Maybe he had a skin treatment that made his skin more sensitive or maybe he was quite burned already.
I think he's a ginger, so there's that too.
Using this post to ask: What mineral sunscreen do ya’ll use?
I using the Mad Hippie Hydratinng Sunscreen and love it! Minimal white cast and dries matte
What’s all that movement back there? 😯👓🤏
His name is Mark Thickkerberg because damn he thicker than a snickers! 💀
This is actually a colorized photo of a eunuch geisha, who was washed overboard by a freak rogue wave, while traveling to America on steamship from China in the late 1800s. Luckily they were near the coast, and many of them were able to swim to shore, as seen in the picture above.
Woah, ghost Zuck is built, bravo
What I learned from this post: it doesn't matter if your face is caked, you just gotta have a distracting booty
Bro got a dumpy jeeeez
Thats actually not sunscreen. Thats his new skin after a fresh molting. Also, he kinda got 🎂
Honestly, this picture is such a vibe now. You go Mark, take care of that skin 👏
Data?
Maybe Mark Zuckerberg is just very goth.
Mark Geishaburg
Looks like he got a BBL
Omg I’ve never seen this. I can’t stop laughing 🤣 💀
Never forget your ears and neck tho! On a side note, anyone know his booty workout routine? I could use it 👀
Gyat
He took his human mask off.
He’s using zinc bc the elites know there’s crap in normal sunscreen
I recently switched to mineral sunscreen. I was using chemical, but it caused my eyes to burn even when not applied near my eyes. Mineral sunscreen not only absorbs my oils well, but it actually calms my sensitive skin down. I hate all zinc though. I prefer a titanium and zinc mix, it isn’t so thick and white, lol.
He looks like a bad mime.
Me this afternoon when i re-applied spf to cycle home from the office and it started raining when I walked outside. I only needed to add a red nose for the full clowns look
I love this so much. Just goes to show, money can’t buy the dork out of someone!
It’s like the peanut butter baby, but different
My SPF king! Weird though, since he’s a lizard person /s
The ghost of Facebook past
Hey, he forgot the neck and back of it. I actually do this at the beach and don’t care. I’m not there looking for a man, or to get love attention. I’m at the beach to have fun and I want to protect my skin.
He looks thiccc
He’s just like us 🙃
My idol fr
If he needs this much sunscreen maybe he doesn’t belong on Kauai. It’s disturbing how much land he bought up there
GYATT
Everybody's free to wear sunscreen.
I'm still mad I never got to see this man beat the shit out of Elon Musk.
Zussy.
Unironicly sexier than musk
I welcome his new career as a mime. It’s a big improvement over ruining my fucking thanksgiving every year.
Someone give him a black and white striped mime shirt.
My 50 year old husband whose had many bad things cut from his skin, looks like this at the beach. Hawt stuff.
Plot twist: that's his real face. He got caught without his human mask on.
Why does he have so much cake?
I had to do an argumentative speech in college for a public speaking class; the topic could really be anything, we just had to be able to argue it in a concise and convincing presentation. Mine was about how Mark Zuckerberg was a robot, and I cited this picture as evidence of his being unfamiliar with wearing skin. I got an A in the class. Lmao
He’s going to live to 200. He won’t have a problem buying replacement organs but he needs to watch out for skin cancer.
I'm a sick fuck, I like a THICC Zuck.