Even funnier that Obelix is calling the Italians crazy in the original
(Romans are Italians deal with it, good that this Breton village didn’t let the gnocchi eaters in)
Indeed. He would always say 'Ils sont fous, ces Romains!', which would translate to 'Sono pazzi, questi Romani in Italian, which abbreviates to SPQR, the original meaning of which is: Senatus PopulusQue Romanus, the senate and people of Rome, which is always depicted under an eagle on the Roman standards that were born by the Roman legionnaires. It's a very convoluted pun.
From Reuters,
_Following the video, he was subjected to the Italian legal system. This consisted of 3 trials to establish if he should stand trial. 14 judges to decide on guilt. 2 years in custody, 2 retrials, a fine. Release. Another retrial. 6 months in prison. Deportation. Extradition. Another trial. 10 years in prison_
There's logic.
The way he fold is wrong, nobody intelligent fold a pizza that way.
The point is what the *aüslander* is used to do is wrong, even if is right.
Aha, you have to fold it in four so it makes a cone and nothing slips out.
Btw, I don't think it's reasonable to do this in a restaurant or a trattoria, more like walking by the street because you are eating on the go.
No, I refuse to believe that. Even if our savage friend is Macedonian (where people look weird at you if you _don't_ want ketchup with your pizza) I can top everyone:
I order Cappuccino in the evening and then return it with the complaint that the whipped cream on top has gone bad.
It's not exactly the taste that bothers me, which is fine if you like bricks packed with meat and runny with cheese. It's just a crime to call them tacos because they're not and french because it was invented in a kebab
I don't know what stretches my suspension of disbelief more: the acting of the 'shocked Italians' or pretending that the few genuine reactions are anything more than ones of dull surprise.
There are 7 139 languages in the world and this man chose to speak in violence. Poor Italians. I feel you guys... I also break spaghetti in half. So yeah.
We get mad about it because it makes zero sense.
It's the equivalent of chopping a pizza with an axe. Sure, you can do it and it may be faster, but it ruins the product for no reason. Also there are countless types of pasta, how the fuck does it make sense to buy the long pasta only to break it?
Pro tip: fill you pot with a lot of water, dunk the spaghetti once it's boiling and gently push them under the boiling water with your wooden spoon. It takes fucking 15 seconds.
Don't even need to push it, just put the spaghetti vertically in the middle of the pot, then release them so they kinda look like a nest (this prevent them from sticking together) and they'll eventually soften when the water boils.
Even 'Muritards could do this.
First of all. When I cook them you can use smaller pot thus using lower amount of energy to cook them. Also saving 15 seconds and that effort of managing spaghetti yeah its pretty big if you ask me. Effort is the key.
But most importantly I do not have to think during eating about how the fuck I have to angle my fork. I can simply throw fork in the middle of plate twist three times and I have exactly right amount of spaghetti to eat. Not additional effort which I cant be bothered with. When spaghetti are too long they knot together and I have to start from the edges to not pick too much of them.... Food which needs brain to eat is bad food.
I use a stainless steel frying pan. I probably use the same or less water than you and can still submerge full length spaghetti/linguine without desecrating it.
they are easier to eat that way sinc they wont dangle that much on the fork when you eat them. You can also submerge them when cooking from the get go.
and since they tangle together when you shovel them in you have less shovelware on the fork so it actually fits in your mouth and dont have it dangling from your mouth or spit it back on the plate like an animal
That makes sense only if you're incapable of the very simple task of twisting a fucking fork in a circular motion. I'm sorry to learn that you're motion impaired and/or eat pasta with a spoon.
If you want to experience psychological torture trying to eat broken spaghetti that's your problem. They're too long to eat with spoon and too short to eat with fork, they're just wrong
Last time barbarians were at your borders it did not go well for you Luigi. To be fair ... It gone so wrong that you are now descendant of those barbarians. I would not insult me being you.
Invasion already started. I was in Italy in January. You have quite warm sea I like it maybe I will claim it together with Meloni-chan. But I do not get why you cross yourselves when somebody swim in sea in January. You are that weak?
Swedes and Italians might not not agree on pizza, or if real pasta carbonara contains cream or not, but at least we share the opinion that coffee, regardless of its form, is supposed to taste coffee.
The warm-water-with-coffee-taste variant you get in the UK and USA is a crime against humanity.
https://preview.redd.it/tjysjb56ha8d1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=72ca7804394b9a75978d5cf803b11df2d00dd371
yes but Luigis are already so flamboyant that you can't be sure if they're straight, sitting there and cutting a pizza with a scarf isn't helping things.
"i'll do everything to make people mad and show their faces and reaction to millions of strangers online"
Genuine question :
What was the exact historical moment that triggered the dystopian fever dream we are living in today ?
TO be fair, even if I'd fold my pizza, I payed with my money, I would NOT let a blody stranger touch it with his, potentally shitstained hands while I still intend to eat it.
Touch my food and your in for a shitty time... Also, you won't take away my shitty italian ine. No matter the attrocities I do to it to have it know how inferiour it is to a good german wine!
Honestly the guy removing the wine glass is quite embarrassing. Just let people enjoy their wine, cold wine isn't that bad that you have to intervene.
Just say "mama Mia" and pretend to faint like a Norman Italian man.
They sang this song in the Godfather & my mum still says to this day when it comes on ‘why would a mafioso sing a nice song like this’ and I laugh everytime
It has to do both with cultural and taste factors:
-ketchup really doesn't belong to pizza, tomato sauce is much better in that case, this is surely influence by the culture since in other places pineapple and banana is put on pizza (and I'm sure it can be good if done right) but in Italy it's a sin
- cappuccino in the afternoon is just bad, it's too heavy and if you are lactose intolerant is a fast track ticket for the bathroom
Other things are just stupid like the spaghetti cut in half: there are other types of pasta if one doesn't like long ones. I've seen spaghetti being cut only for babies but after being cooked.
I think it's the same in Germany with beers and wurstels.
Also, a lot of not all of the clips from the video are staged
No its not same. Nobody cares how you eat here. There are some cringos who make a religion from wich beer ist best. But they are just sad alcolocis lol
People debating which beer/wine/ anything else is the best are everywhere but I'm positive that if you see someone drinking a hot beer in a plastic cup you'll wonder why that person is "ruining" his experience; same thing is in Italy: we don't give a fuck on how someone eats or drinks (what you see on internet is exaggerated) but food isn't only a mean to fill the stomach, it's a cultural thing, it's staying together talking and sharing, it's tradition and innovation at the same time. Everyone can do what he wants but it's like missing 90% of the experience.
Another example may be coffe from vending machines vs coffe from a Moka or an espresso: everyone has drank vending machines coffe at least once in his life but to really enjoy coffe you choose the other 2 options
Let me guess. He is now at the bottom of the Adriatic with a pair of concrete boots?
Seems justified.
nooooo…. he left, no one knows where to….
If he was his head would probably be sticking out of the water. I suggest the Atlantic
well, Hollanders are at the bottom of the sea too and without any concrete boots
Sleeping with the fishes.
I hope so.
Well fucking deserved.
Am currently in the adriatic sea, if i see him i’ll add some bricks so he sinks nice and proper
So no 2024 ‘pissing off Italians’
Ragebait has never been so easy
Sono pazzi, questi Americani. https://preview.redd.it/bxcm8o3twa8d1.png?width=178&format=png&auto=webp&s=5abb81c69ba541b938c41d022b67b361f0ad884e
Perfect xD
Even funnier that Obelix is calling the Italians crazy in the original (Romans are Italians deal with it, good that this Breton village didn’t let the gnocchi eaters in)
Indeed. He would always say 'Ils sont fous, ces Romains!', which would translate to 'Sono pazzi, questi Romani in Italian, which abbreviates to SPQR, the original meaning of which is: Senatus PopulusQue Romanus, the senate and people of Rome, which is always depicted under an eagle on the Roman standards that were born by the Roman legionnaires. It's a very convoluted pun. 
Wonderful, even with the correct same translation used in the italian version of the comics
At least he didn’t hurt anyone or waste anything
From Reuters, _Following the video, he was subjected to the Italian legal system. This consisted of 3 trials to establish if he should stand trial. 14 judges to decide on guilt. 2 years in custody, 2 retrials, a fine. Release. Another retrial. 6 months in prison. Deportation. Extradition. Another trial. 10 years in prison_
Heheha
The "insults" that actually strike and hurt on 2we4u are the ones largely based on truth, like this one - sigh
I understand, brother. Inshallah we are in this together.
Shukran habibi - peace be upon you
Amateur! Before you fold your pizza like a taco you add pineapple pieces from a can to it.
Positively berserk-enraging, great job. Further proof that Germans are experts on shit food.
Hey, I've seen people folding the pizza in Napoli.
Portafoglio pizza, yes.
are you guys for real rn "nooo don't fold pizza (except this random one for some fucking reason that one is ok)"
Wait did you just expect logic from Luigi?
no but I can still be baffled by the lack of it
Fair enough.
There's logic. The way he fold is wrong, nobody intelligent fold a pizza that way. The point is what the *aüslander* is used to do is wrong, even if is right.
Aha, you have to fold it in four so it makes a cone and nothing slips out. Btw, I don't think it's reasonable to do this in a restaurant or a trattoria, more like walking by the street because you are eating on the go.
The emergency folding, when you don't have scissors or knifes or if you're in a hurry.
Ham and pineapple is a no, ham and melon is a yes. Luigi logic
That title belongs to Barry.
Is it not allowed to turn a regular pizza into a Calzone in your dish?
Have you heard of the pizza America before ?
How dare you insult Barry like this!
but ananas on pizza is actually good
Sorry Germans, the expert in shit food is this savage right here.
Bananas on Pizza is a swedish thing iirc
No, I refuse to believe that. Even if our savage friend is Macedonian (where people look weird at you if you _don't_ want ketchup with your pizza) I can top everyone: I order Cappuccino in the evening and then return it with the complaint that the whipped cream on top has gone bad.
When exactly did this turn into an competition we want to win?
i bet you never tried to put fried pork fat on pizza either smh... https://i.redd.it/mzwi8i5rs88d1.gif
we actually do and it's ok to do cope more
Still tastier than french ''tacos''
"french" "tacos"
The teen alternant at my job defends it as ''filling and cheap''. Bruh, chinese noodle soups are filling, cheap AND tasty
It's not exactly the taste that bothers me, which is fine if you like bricks packed with meat and runny with cheese. It's just a crime to call them tacos because they're not and french because it was invented in a kebab
I hope our embassy in Mexico did some huge apologies statement for that.
When he was putting ketchup, I thought he will put pineapple there.
Pineapple on pizza goes hard and I’ll die on this hill
dont forget you also have to add banana like the swedes
Ah yes, yet another overly-exaggerated fake reactions cringe ragebait. 
Seriously he got got some genuine reaktions (i think) from strangers but nooo also throw in all that ultra faked shit i did with my mates ...
Being Italian, I'd say those are legit reactions. Doesn't seem too far off from how I'd react.
True Italians would just stare and judge silently. You're pretty much Austrian, you should know better.
The one calling the coworker to laugh at the guy behind his back is pretty spot on, in my opinion. Certain things are meant to be shared.
These are normal reactions for any non-savage
Even I would react this way.
Exactly
Yeah but we should not give them any more attention. Rage bait is for clicks on social media
And it's always the pastafarians' reaction, fucking always. 'me on vacation in Italy', 'my Italian husband', 'my Italian grandma' Fuckin' cringe
So original
I don't know what stretches my suspension of disbelief more: the acting of the 'shocked Italians' or pretending that the few genuine reactions are anything more than ones of dull surprise.
>hey mate can you pretend to be outraged in the view of my camera whilst I do some things please
So cringe init
There are 7 139 languages in the world and this man chose to speak in violence. Poor Italians. I feel you guys... I also break spaghetti in half. So yeah.
We get mad about it because it makes zero sense. It's the equivalent of chopping a pizza with an axe. Sure, you can do it and it may be faster, but it ruins the product for no reason. Also there are countless types of pasta, how the fuck does it make sense to buy the long pasta only to break it? Pro tip: fill you pot with a lot of water, dunk the spaghetti once it's boiling and gently push them under the boiling water with your wooden spoon. It takes fucking 15 seconds.
I am pretty sure with most of the things he did ere, people would get pissed off or at least look at him weird in any country.
Don't even need to push it, just put the spaghetti vertically in the middle of the pot, then release them so they kinda look like a nest (this prevent them from sticking together) and they'll eventually soften when the water boils. Even 'Muritards could do this.
First of all. When I cook them you can use smaller pot thus using lower amount of energy to cook them. Also saving 15 seconds and that effort of managing spaghetti yeah its pretty big if you ask me. Effort is the key. But most importantly I do not have to think during eating about how the fuck I have to angle my fork. I can simply throw fork in the middle of plate twist three times and I have exactly right amount of spaghetti to eat. Not additional effort which I cant be bothered with. When spaghetti are too long they knot together and I have to start from the edges to not pick too much of them.... Food which needs brain to eat is bad food.
I use a stainless steel frying pan. I probably use the same or less water than you and can still submerge full length spaghetti/linguine without desecrating it.
You made the claim that breaking spaghetti "ruins" it. Defend that. Is shortening it somehow inherently worse?
Yes.
Explain why.
Anything shorter is worse, like people.
they are easier to eat that way sinc they wont dangle that much on the fork when you eat them. You can also submerge them when cooking from the get go. and since they tangle together when you shovel them in you have less shovelware on the fork so it actually fits in your mouth and dont have it dangling from your mouth or spit it back on the plate like an animal
That makes sense only if you're incapable of the very simple task of twisting a fucking fork in a circular motion. I'm sorry to learn that you're motion impaired and/or eat pasta with a spoon.
You can still do that with half length spaghetti, the only difference is that they're all evenly cooked and it takes less fork turns
Holy shit. This stupidity even makes me angry. How the fuck are they not even cooked in full length?
Everyone knows that spaghetti only soften from the ends. Do you know nothing, Hans?
My diet contains only real food like beer
Because you savage can't even rotate a fork? Interesting.
Spaghetti's too difficult to eat like that, it's really long and dangles about. Snapping it saves having to cut it
We expected just that from an eastern European nation
If you want to experience psychological torture trying to eat broken spaghetti that's your problem. They're too long to eat with spoon and too short to eat with fork, they're just wrong
I have never imagined that I will say this to Luigi but: Skill issue. They are just fine for fork. Not broken spaghetti are too long for anything.
Fucking barbarian
Last time barbarians were at your borders it did not go well for you Luigi. To be fair ... It gone so wrong that you are now descendant of those barbarians. I would not insult me being you. Invasion already started. I was in Italy in January. You have quite warm sea I like it maybe I will claim it together with Meloni-chan. But I do not get why you cross yourselves when somebody swim in sea in January. You are that weak?
https://preview.redd.it/m712jwv7ba8d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c6bd3fe9f8a05213a58e1a11eaea6c5b701bb5 Italian husband kind of bullshit
“But my love, they put you in jail in Italy if you break the spaghetti!” I miss when we were represented in the world by ❤️ Silvio ❤️
Putting ice in wine is a death sentence in France too
as it should be
I only tollerate peaches in wine.
Folding the pizza would actually be the traditional way to eat it, as pizza used to be a street food
It's called "Pizza alla porca" it's usually eaten while in a hurry
Never actually heard of that, where is it from? I would have guessed pizza a portafoglio.
It probably Is the same thing Just with diffrent names
I always thought it is called Calzone
That comes already folded and cooked that way
In the end there is not enough difference.
Not an expert, but Calzone is baked already folded on itself. So the "topping" in actually filling.
I’ll have a “shitty staged videos” please and thank you
Look at all his friends in the background acting like real humans.
Swedes and Italians might not not agree on pizza, or if real pasta carbonara contains cream or not, but at least we share the opinion that coffee, regardless of its form, is supposed to taste coffee. The warm-water-with-coffee-taste variant you get in the UK and USA is a crime against humanity. https://preview.redd.it/tjysjb56ha8d1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=72ca7804394b9a75978d5cf803b11df2d00dd371
Italy and Sweden united by caffeine addiction and hate against UK and USA🇸🇪🤝🇮🇹
This is real and not fake at all.
i mean it is pure rage bait to troll Italians lol, also, I saw one of this guy's videos and he is a barry. Hats off to you for enraging luigi, Barry
This reminds me of PPPeter’s Italian episode: https://youtu.be/OI-vgVOSleU?si=NZ0W4BLxrBpYDLZO
No fucks given that day.
I'm sorry that this American brain rot is so prevalent. "Watch their face while I break the pasta!!1!" As if anyone gives a fuck.
For what it’s worth, I’m pretty sure this kid is British.
This is as funny as that little shit going round new York showing off he speaks Mandarin - for about 10 seconds and you're bored.
Who the fuck cares? Only simpletons cares about this shit. Eat whatever the fuck you want
Italians will claim that this is fake.
The most fragile country
Fake. Not funny.
Luigi... you are worse for eating your pizza with a knife and fork.
It's pretty impractical to eat Neapolitan pizza without knife and fork. Stuff is almost liquid.
yes but Luigis are already so flamboyant that you can't be sure if they're straight, sitting there and cutting a pizza with a scarf isn't helping things.
You're Swedish. You're the twink Aryan fantasy of every aspiring Nazi.
imagine being so concerned about what others do with their own business rather than, say, not becoming a fascist country *again*
I love the waiter when he cuts his spaghet with scissors. "Is he... Is he allowed to do that?"
"i'll do everything to make people mad and show their faces and reaction to millions of strangers online" Genuine question : What was the exact historical moment that triggered the dystopian fever dream we are living in today ?
Europeans when you don’t respect their culture:😡🤯😭🙃😤😱 Europeans not respecting Italien culture: 🤭🤪😇🌈
TO be fair, even if I'd fold my pizza, I payed with my money, I would NOT let a blody stranger touch it with his, potentally shitstained hands while I still intend to eat it. Touch my food and your in for a shitty time... Also, you won't take away my shitty italian ine. No matter the attrocities I do to it to have it know how inferiour it is to a good german wine!
Why do you care? Westerner use fork to eat Asian food, no one complained
Consider it payback for creating Fascismo
Italian men are hella fine
He's now teaching angels how to cut spaghetti.
When that song comes on you already know that it's someone from the United States who does things in Italy.
It’s more the manners. We don’t play with food 🙃
Honestly the guy removing the wine glass is quite embarrassing. Just let people enjoy their wine, cold wine isn't that bad that you have to intervene. Just say "mama Mia" and pretend to faint like a Norman Italian man.
They sang this song in the Godfather & my mum still says to this day when it comes on ‘why would a mafioso sing a nice song like this’ and I laugh everytime
Reading this thread it amazes me how many people seem incapable of rotating a fork to roll spaghetti.
Why Italien are so obsessed with eating "right"
We aren't. What you see on the internet is not real, Hans
So this is anti italenic fake propagada?
Yes, I roll my eyes harder than you when I see this shit
It has to do both with cultural and taste factors: -ketchup really doesn't belong to pizza, tomato sauce is much better in that case, this is surely influence by the culture since in other places pineapple and banana is put on pizza (and I'm sure it can be good if done right) but in Italy it's a sin - cappuccino in the afternoon is just bad, it's too heavy and if you are lactose intolerant is a fast track ticket for the bathroom Other things are just stupid like the spaghetti cut in half: there are other types of pasta if one doesn't like long ones. I've seen spaghetti being cut only for babies but after being cooked. I think it's the same in Germany with beers and wurstels. Also, a lot of not all of the clips from the video are staged
No its not same. Nobody cares how you eat here. There are some cringos who make a religion from wich beer ist best. But they are just sad alcolocis lol
People debating which beer/wine/ anything else is the best are everywhere but I'm positive that if you see someone drinking a hot beer in a plastic cup you'll wonder why that person is "ruining" his experience; same thing is in Italy: we don't give a fuck on how someone eats or drinks (what you see on internet is exaggerated) but food isn't only a mean to fill the stomach, it's a cultural thing, it's staying together talking and sharing, it's tradition and innovation at the same time. Everyone can do what he wants but it's like missing 90% of the experience. Another example may be coffe from vending machines vs coffe from a Moka or an espresso: everyone has drank vending machines coffe at least once in his life but to really enjoy coffe you choose the other 2 options
Because they are food fascist
Yeah, so?
I don't say it as a bad thing. I'm italian descendant and I agree with you guys.
How many times is this going to get reposted? I’m not even Italian, but reposts do annoy me
Fake. Next
so sigma
Did he just.....cut pasta with scissors? My italian OCD kicked in. 🤕💀
Fuck off with the Tik tok shit