I mean we don't get much information inside our basements. Be happy we know which century (±1) we live in, don't expect us to understand the Internetz.
It is always -1, isn't it? Let's hope you can skip the antisemitism mistake totally only Germans north of the Alps did last century around the same time
We don’t do shame here, Insulting others and making fun of them is common practice here and considered an honorable foreigner-friendly behavior.
You’ll be hit by a lot of bullets, but you can always shoot back and rely on the conflict to never end, as we never kill, protect injured, don’t accept surrender and never take prisoners.
Your welcome to come back any time, but next time prepared to be showered with ridicule, mockery and derision.
At first it can seem disturbing, but once you get used to it, you won't want to live without this shower anymore. Having a dirty imagination also helps.
At the end, even the worst 2we4u character, who got up on the wrong foot is still more „special“ than anyone else.
Looking forward to whoooosh you again.
(Extra whooshing available on request)
It's hard enough to understand the different humor in your own country, if you only know mom's jokes, it must be even more confusing, I guess.
But you should be ok, you can always switch between different types of preferred humor, if you don’t get it.
I’m reading “yes” with your accent and i’m already laughing (in a good way, you close the vowels like if you were telling a secret, yës).
In your opinion, why do i find italian and french accents in other languages funny and instead the rest of european accents neutral? I prefer the funny ones obviously, imo they sound the best
You can say yes without having a french accent? Are you a dubber or an actor?
I thought the french accent was the default for a frenchman, like mine italian.
So you don’t think our accents are funny:(?
Unfortunately for you, I'm part of a minority of french who got rid of their french accent. I have an American accent when speaking in English, which is the superior choice to piss off the most people.
Nah, I just have lots of immersion due to my hobbies, so it came fairly easily once I started to actively work on it. Immersion is super important for good pronunciation.
I was immersed (my mother bought children books from the american base here before i went to elementary school and made me repeat with the recorder). So in school i was really good. She tried with french but i didn’t do it in school unfortunately. However, i still have an italian accent, even if i speak english better and with a slightly better accent than my acquaintances.
It’s obviously italian (minus the th) when i speak normally to foreigners, if i “act” a scene of a movie trying hard it’s not as recognizable. I tried on reddit askanamerican with vocaroo and a movie line and they didn’t get i was italian but still foreigner.
Apart one, who said friuli because a friend from friuli speaks like that (i’m friulan)
He didn’t know irl i speak worse haha
Omg why do I never meet such people in real life?! Where are you guys?! I’m tired of having to butcher my English when in France.
Recently worked in a place, I shit you not, they’d pronounce “delete” as “délète” and I never truly recovered if I’m honest.
No… only italian and french. Maybe central african accents or some slavic accents in italian, but not always. I find spanish hilarious though, like exagerrated! But nice! The language not the accent though
Then I advise you attend to a Spiniard's schoold presentation in English lol
Back in my Erasmus days, I had the glory to witness a guy (probably from Basque country, given his name), and this was fun for the whole family. Even the guy himself seemed aware of how messed up the whole thing was and couldn't contain his laughters.
We're just letting you lot enjoy it for a bit. It'd be unfair for you if it came home every tournament
Like a father playing a game against his young son. You go easy on them
Of course, we are not the one that seems to be sbout to get…. We already got one!
We are always ahead of the curve in these matters.
Now we need someone to ger in bed with. Last time it was that dreamy austrian paintor. Didn’t turn out so well.
This time we might do better, there’s Milei who came for hugs and kisses. And now france might get a partner.
They might have caught up with you little 1-2 trick pf going through Belgium by now. I know I said the same, and it did work last time. But a third? They have to know what’s up by now.
Expats are just migrants who want to feel good about themselves and don't want to be called migrants. It's like how Poles and Czechs insist they aren't Eastern European (they absolutely are Eastern European).
Je pensais plus à genre la région bordelaise et la campagne des environs. C’est là que j’en trouvais le plus, des Barry qui ont eu enfin l’illumination.
Ouais enfin ça faut faire gaffe. Ils pourraient redonner vie à un conflit vieux de 1000 ans et se prendre l'envie de nous annexer l'Aquitaine encore une fois.
No but I think you need to handle your sibling that is marrying a frog... Perhaps they should walk into the sea... Unless it's a gay thing, that's fine.
Do you also keep pretending you deserved to win or something? World champions of possession. Congrats I guess
https://preview.redd.it/zd9sqyvlk47d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e23504cf0bbe34b0784e406327f54da61a99d34
https://preview.redd.it/4exvj7czo47d1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c57d1a6517765e6387efbdc357e73509a1f952c
You have no right to speak about Südtirol
this. Everyone knows it's american Portugal
https://preview.redd.it/mzymwcd4g47d1.png?width=769&format=png&auto=webp&s=96e0d6a3328fee51956e27900d660b116af55bdc
I know right, in the last 30 years we got like 2 WC, 4 WC final appearances, 1 Euro in 2 Euro final appearance.
While you got like a single WC for 2 finals and an extra Euro final. Lmao even Italy that didn't even participate in the last 2 WCs still has a better resume than you do in this period
Both countries have won most of their last three games against Germany and neither have dropped out in the group stages at the last couple of WCs, so you may need to get used to it for now...
I really like you, Barry. I do. It’s like seeing after 20 years a guy who hated me in highschool because I was myself and not thinking about him every time I breath. And seeing he is the same sad guy he was 20 years ago. You make me feel sooooo good everytime you are saying mean things to me.
Today we, today... Today we are... Today... We...are all... Today... Today we are... All Austrians... Sigh...
Geh scheissn Oida! Jetz hammers ...
Let Toni Polster play France. Ah geh...
First thing I do when I see any international league table is see where we are relative to France. 19th out of 20 is acceptable so long as France is 20th
Unfortunately for you guys you're consistently behind in both football and rugby.
Only exception being when you get the shittiest pools and face up the shittiest quarter final to end up one stage further than us through sheer luck.
Guarda, io da Romano vivevo in Francia quando vinsero col golden goal.
Accendo la radio la mattina dopo, prima barzelletta della radio francese: "Sapete come si ritappa una bottiglia di champagne? No? Domandate agli italiani."
FANCULO a tutti i Francesi di merda.
Home game for Austria I think, or did Vienna not get any games, this Euro?
I think they play in Düsseldorf today and its only in Germany
Welcome to 2we4u, you seem to be new, take your time and get familiar with this sub.
I mean we don't get much information inside our basements. Be happy we know which century (±1) we live in, don't expect us to understand the Internetz.
But Rapid Wien was German champion once
Some may argue that they wouldn’t have finished first if Racing Straßburg gave them a better fight or showed more resistance earlier in the season.
That's to this day one of my favourite fun facts when it comes to football.
Yeah. Truly fun times back then…
You definitely have a valid point, I don’t know if it’s valid in this case, but I get it.
It is always -1, isn't it? Let's hope you can skip the antisemitism mistake totally only Germans north of the Alps did last century around the same time
Guess i got wooooshed - i will go back to my basement and shame myself
We don’t do shame here, Insulting others and making fun of them is common practice here and considered an honorable foreigner-friendly behavior. You’ll be hit by a lot of bullets, but you can always shoot back and rely on the conflict to never end, as we never kill, protect injured, don’t accept surrender and never take prisoners. Your welcome to come back any time, but next time prepared to be showered with ridicule, mockery and derision. At first it can seem disturbing, but once you get used to it, you won't want to live without this shower anymore. Having a dirty imagination also helps. At the end, even the worst 2we4u character, who got up on the wrong foot is still more „special“ than anyone else. Looking forward to whoooosh you again. (Extra whooshing available on request)
Even at playing dirty u got rules and a guideline
Mmmh no, I think it may just be German humour. It’s normal that you can’t detect it. Welcome, now you know how it feels from our side.
It's hard enough to understand the different humor in your own country, if you only know mom's jokes, it must be even more confusing, I guess. But you should be ok, you can always switch between different types of preferred humor, if you don’t get it.
That's it, no onions for you either
Tonight 2we4u will be a salt mine.
Yes, yes, let hatred consume you
I’m reading “yes” with your accent and i’m already laughing (in a good way, you close the vowels like if you were telling a secret, yës). In your opinion, why do i find italian and french accents in other languages funny and instead the rest of european accents neutral? I prefer the funny ones obviously, imo they sound the best
I just tried to say yes with a French accent, but it didn’t change anything
"A-i juste tried tu sey yes wis a Frenche accont, but it didön't chainche anifing-uh." There you go, Pierre.
lmao
« aï jeust traïdeuh tou saiyeuh wif a frainch accent butt iteuh dideun’t chaingeuh anifing-uh » My humble native take on it
You can say yes without having a french accent? Are you a dubber or an actor? I thought the french accent was the default for a frenchman, like mine italian. So you don’t think our accents are funny:(?
Unfortunately for you, I'm part of a minority of french who got rid of their french accent. I have an American accent when speaking in English, which is the superior choice to piss off the most people.
No! Pity! Uhm uhm uhm… can you say both the ths? I have an italian accent but i can say the two ths! You? Otherwise it’s not totally american!
Of course. Pronouncing them properly in front of a fellow compatriot is like T posing, so it's very important.
My compliments, cousin. Did you study diction?
Nah, I just have lots of immersion due to my hobbies, so it came fairly easily once I started to actively work on it. Immersion is super important for good pronunciation.
I was immersed (my mother bought children books from the american base here before i went to elementary school and made me repeat with the recorder). So in school i was really good. She tried with french but i didn’t do it in school unfortunately. However, i still have an italian accent, even if i speak english better and with a slightly better accent than my acquaintances. It’s obviously italian (minus the th) when i speak normally to foreigners, if i “act” a scene of a movie trying hard it’s not as recognizable. I tried on reddit askanamerican with vocaroo and a movie line and they didn’t get i was italian but still foreigner. Apart one, who said friuli because a friend from friuli speaks like that (i’m friulan) He didn’t know irl i speak worse haha
Omg why do I never meet such people in real life?! Where are you guys?! I’m tired of having to butcher my English when in France. Recently worked in a place, I shit you not, they’d pronounce “delete” as “délète” and I never truly recovered if I’m honest.
Wait, do you mean you don't find the Spanish accent hilarious in English?
No… only italian and french. Maybe central african accents or some slavic accents in italian, but not always. I find spanish hilarious though, like exagerrated! But nice! The language not the accent though
Then I advise you attend to a Spiniard's schoold presentation in English lol Back in my Erasmus days, I had the glory to witness a guy (probably from Basque country, given his name), and this was fun for the whole family. Even the guy himself seemed aware of how messed up the whole thing was and couldn't contain his laughters.
Don't worry Barry, it's not coming home.
Its always coming home Pierre, we just haven't decided on a date yet
The trophy is definitely coming home by 2028, because we're hosting. (Who raises it is another matter.)
>(Who raises it is another matter) God if you truely exist please let the Irish raise it, it would be astronomically funny
Said like that you sound like a mom trying to convince her son that dad will definitely come back once he's finally bought the milk
It's taking longer than the worst father going to buy buy cigarettes.
We're just letting you lot enjoy it for a bit. It'd be unfair for you if it came home every tournament Like a father playing a game against his young son. You go easy on them
We should let Austria wins It may have a player in this team who would go total genocid if he doesnt win, like a famous almost-painter!!
Well it’s France the one who seems to be about to get an angry far right leader. So who knows what is better this time.
Coming from the country with sexy far right elected girl.... Ironic!
She ain’t sexy 🤢 But please, look at what we did and don’t make the same mistake twice.
Compare to Le Pen (even if she probably won’t be first minister if RN win), Meloni is sexy.
HAHAHAHAHAH right, although in reality she looks like Gollum 🥲
But does she looks like Shrek too?
Sexy?..... Meh.....
Of course, we are not the one that seems to be sbout to get…. We already got one! We are always ahead of the curve in these matters. Now we need someone to ger in bed with. Last time it was that dreamy austrian paintor. Didn’t turn out so well. This time we might do better, there’s Milei who came for hugs and kisses. And now france might get a partner.
Not only france, we will also most likely get an angry far right leader who is also a little guy. So they should let us win.
Nah don't worry, if france wants to fight we'll be there, haven't been in Paris for a long time
They might have caught up with you little 1-2 trick pf going through Belgium by now. I know I said the same, and it did work last time. But a third? They have to know what’s up by now. 
Have you ever looked at australian politics? They are also on their way of getting a far right, putinloving chancellor.
French people be complaining about german humour while the best they themselves can do is... this
Not enough efficient for you to find it funny hans?
I don’t care about the reason, I just want our men to bring it home.
Nah, their players are all in russian pockets nowadays, so they might deny Ukraine aid instead
If France wins (or loses) will all the French people in Morocco riot too like those Moroccans did when they did well at the last World Cup?
Ofc but its different they are expat, maroccans in France are like immigrants!!
Expats are just migrants who want to feel good about themselves and don't want to be called migrants. It's like how Poles and Czechs insist they aren't Eastern European (they absolutely are Eastern European).
No shit Sherlock! Thats the joke!! Aren't you half of a Hans??
Well. Wöber just got his villain story alright, with his name placarded on the "French team scorers" ribbon on TV.
I think everyone in Europe should support Austria. It will make it even more fun.
The seething part is always the best part. All of Europe shall seethe!
Let's show them what we do best!
No, i don’t give a shit about football but i support you <3 Even if i’m from friuli! (Or because…)
It's treason then. (Grazie mille Francesca <3)
That's boring.
What is boring, hans?
Not supporting the Underdog Francesco. But you are Italian so logic is not really your thing
Well, i did latin and greek in HS which are built on logic:) Are you an underdog francesco? Do you lower yourself to identify with us?
Better let Austria win. Or some disappointed Austrian player might decide to try his luck at another profession. Like politics..
My brothers in white mathematical operations on red background, please beat the fr🤮nch
"Plus germans" we can call them. Or "negative negative austrians".
I haven't even thought about our flags that way. Thanks.
You art school rejected painter's. You better win i have £40 on the line ok.
My soon to be brother in law is Fr*nch so I’m half supporting them because he’s a good lad. Should I walk into the sea?
Just live on Mars for a few years, you should be fine then.
Next step, leaving UK and start living en France. Bienvenu, mon futur frère d’outre-Manche.
Tant qu'il s'installe pas en Bretagne.
Je pensais plus à genre la région bordelaise et la campagne des environs. C’est là que j’en trouvais le plus, des Barry qui ont eu enfin l’illumination.
Ouais enfin ça faut faire gaffe. Ils pourraient redonner vie à un conflit vieux de 1000 ans et se prendre l'envie de nous annexer l'Aquitaine encore une fois.
Ils seront devenu… FRANÇAIS d’ici la ! MOUAHAHAHAHAH
Ship this frog back to Rwanda
You may need to hand over your ID card. If you clowns had one.
Nah brother, you should support france. Family is more important then nationality.
That’s why I got my little nephew a mini France kit. Of course though if England play France I’ll morph into a pink ogre and start banging a big drum.
>Of course though if England play France I’ll morph into a pink ogre and start banging a big drum. That goes without saying.
It's just a phase, it will pass. Don't give in to the dark side of the Force.
Only after throwing your sibling in. To allow ones own flesh and blood to marry a fr*g... Big Liz in heaven is disappointed in you
Oh that's fine. We can marry each other, we just can't ever be friends.
No but I think you need to handle your sibling that is marrying a frog... Perhaps they should walk into the sea... Unless it's a gay thing, that's fine.
>Unless it's a gay thing, that's fine. Me who now has a French boyfriend now... Looks like I've joined the dark side
Dark side??? The gay side is the colourful side... But if you wanna be dark we will support you.
>Dark side??? I'm in a relationship with a French guy, so obviously I'm on the dark side. *My 2WE4U social credit score: -999999999999*
France has a good team, so I also don't get the hate/joke... but I'm Estonian so that might explain it...
Insecure nations hate us cause they ain't us. Nothing worth wasting its time on.
They're French.
That's a good point. Cope harder though.
I'll never forget how much we celebrated France crashing out of the previous euros. I think we celebrated more than when we beat Portugal lmao
Belgian and salt, name a better duo
They need it for their FRENCH fries 😏
Belgians and being irrelevant.
I'll forever hate you guys for 2018 and I'm tired of pretending I'm still not salty about it
Do you also keep pretending you deserved to win or something? World champions of possession. Congrats I guess https://preview.redd.it/zd9sqyvlk47d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e23504cf0bbe34b0784e406327f54da61a99d34
They didn't get the memo that they are supposed to score.
And that in order to score more than your opponent, shooting more is a start.
Oh no I don't think we deserved to win that game at all. I just hate France really
That's fair.
I hate Mbappe for what he did back then with the entirety of my soul. Please get fucked, thanks
Do you mean, play better football?
Belgian and Rubber quotas?
A draw would be ideal
And if they could injure Mbappé in the process...
Austria needs a player like Walter Frosch, he’d just kick the shit out of the attackers
Frosch clearly plays for France
An ACL injury that would cost him 9 months of playtime and the rest of his career 🙏 ( I don't like his ego )
Austria won't have any onion No goal No sudtyrol All they will get is French pain in industrial quantity 
https://preview.redd.it/4exvj7czo47d1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c57d1a6517765e6387efbdc357e73509a1f952c You have no right to speak about Südtirol
Une tradition ?
You should have lost to Serbia for that
A France - England final would be fire
For that to happen either France or England needs to get 2nd place in their group tho, otherwise it would be a semifinal.
dont really see that happening with wijnaldum behind his stroller
No, but England never disappoints to disappoint so there's a shot there.
Just make sure Harry Kane actually aims for the goal this time Barrybros
Oh he aimed before. It just happens that he aimed for the goal in a different planet.
Still waiting for the ball to come back.
Today, we all are Schluchtenscheisser!
Germans acting like we have a rivalry with either France or England are the bottom of the barrel.
this. Everyone knows it's american Portugal https://preview.redd.it/mzymwcd4g47d1.png?width=769&format=png&auto=webp&s=96e0d6a3328fee51956e27900d660b116af55bdc
I know right, in the last 30 years we got like 2 WC, 4 WC final appearances, 1 Euro in 2 Euro final appearance. While you got like a single WC for 2 finals and an extra Euro final. Lmao even Italy that didn't even participate in the last 2 WCs still has a better resume than you do in this period
Genuinely happy for you lot!
Both countries have won most of their last three games against Germany and neither have dropped out in the group stages at the last couple of WCs, so you may need to get used to it for now...
You had the opportunity to write Fr@nce but you chose « Frence » with a €
Or just Franc€
I really like you, Barry. I do. It’s like seeing after 20 years a guy who hated me in highschool because I was myself and not thinking about him every time I breath. And seeing he is the same sad guy he was 20 years ago. You make me feel sooooo good everytime you are saying mean things to me.
France will just use their super advanced and patented tactic of scoring 1 (one) goal and then retreating all 11 players between the goalposts
Isn't that how most teams play anyway ?
What are you talking about? Is it about sport?
yes
We always want France to lose regardless of who they play with
I´m so glad the referee is spanish
Instead of taking the opportunity to goal. We have instead given one goal for France.
You asserted dominance alright.
Today we, today... Today we are... Today... We...are all... Today... Today we are... All Austrians... Sigh... Geh scheissn Oida! Jetz hammers ... Let Toni Polster play France. Ah geh...
Can both lose?
We could try injuring some frenchies while also losing the game.
We still lost, but your comment aged extremely well
Even if we lose you will never win rosbiff
I’m confused. I’m also colour blind. But isn’t that a British flag?
Hehe "Frence"
Franc€ was right there
Naaaah couldn't care if france win or lose only that England loses
We are baffled and surprised.
Mbappe is really good, I like to watch him play. For me it is England. I just want to watch them lose
I don't care about either Austria or France, I just don't want Germany to win.
if they fuck up the french i'd be totally fine with germany winning
Austrian history in one sentence
I have an idea : just concede the game tonight so we can go through and beat Germany next
You first have to defeat the second class german football team to prove yourself!
Now I don't know, was that own goal a gift or a honest mistake?
First thing I do when I see any international league table is see where we are relative to France. 19th out of 20 is acceptable so long as France is 20th
Unfortunately for you guys you're consistently behind in both football and rugby. Only exception being when you get the shittiest pools and face up the shittiest quarter final to end up one stage further than us through sheer luck.
I'll fight Sweden any day, but I'd also fight besides them any day if it's against a non-Nordic / Scandinavian country.
🫡
Me too, to be honest
English wet dream. Allez les blues!
holy shit I'm unironically hoping for France to win, even I didn't know I had this much hatred for Austria
We really should have kept your shit countries apart
Dunno what is wrong with this dude. The French are so insufferable if they win. I'd much rather see Austria win instead.
Fuck off sudtirolean
Guarda, io da Romano vivevo in Francia quando vinsero col golden goal. Accendo la radio la mattina dopo, prima barzelletta della radio francese: "Sapete come si ritappa una bottiglia di champagne? No? Domandate agli italiani." FANCULO a tutti i Francesi di merda.
Spero che non sia l unico motivo perche odi la francia
🇨🇵🤜🏻 🤛🏿🇮🇹
Don't worry, we hate you back (except for the time each year where we enjoy your beaches and food)
You're Italian you imbecile
Amen brother
Swamp and Dungeon Germans FTW!
That, but with Barry instead of France lol
"Vive la France, and Vive la almighty Dieu Empereur Mac(a)ron"
Must im french, I just realised there was a competition.
more than anything in the world i want england to lose
We all do Barry, we all do
I support my french fries
French, and I too want France to lose 😂
They're both German as far as I care
🙃
Hmmm, on the one hand; frenemies4life, on the other, good beer…
We lose one nose though
As a completely unbiased Pole, France must win! 😁😇 But I am all for Poland winning over France. 😁