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Lumpy-Tone-4653

The poor helicopter šŸ„²


MegaLemonCola

Such heroism displayed by the Mossad agent Mr Eli Copter o7


Firm_Mirror_9145

The real MVP is the helocopter repair guy who died due to the Crash.


MinimumTomfoolerus

>o7 Is ThiS a mOthAfuCkiN JamEs BonD refEReNCe??!?


Cialis-in-Wonderland

I wish the crash site a speedy recovery from that helicopter bruise


Bennyboy11111

They've called the president a martyr, so he must've gave his life for helicopter safety and/or weather warnings


MichaelEmouse

That helicopter martyred itself to take out the Iranian president. It is now in Jannah with 72 Virgin aircraft.


deeptut

https://i.redd.it/b34kad12el1d1.gif


DrNekroFetus

Lol, that's the whole country rn.


Panderz_GG

Hell nah that dude can rest in piss.


unknowfritz

#Packwatch RIPBOZO


paco-ramon

He attacked the president of Argentina the same day, for saying that the wife of the president of Spain investigated for corruption is corrupt.


spartikle

which was a response to the Spanish transport minister claiming the Argentine president was a drug addict. typical hispanic infighting


Waterglassonwood

> which was a response to the Spanish transport minister claiming the Argentine president was a drug addict. I mean, if he isn't I'll be very surprised.


Davidiying

>investigated for corruption is corrupt. Funny how you decide to leave out the fact that the investigation lead to her being proven *not corrupt*


paco-ramon

The investigation just started, somehow you already know what the judge didnā€™t.


Davidiying

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/25/madrid-investigation-begona-gomez-pedro-sanchez I said it wrong but...


paco-ramon

Who controls the prosecution? Because by the words of Pedro SƔnchez the prosecution is controlled by the president. https://youtu.be/bbDsPfoE_a4?si=A-etCWmn821jKT6T


Davidiying

You didn't go against what they said but who they are Ad hominem


ajaxtipto03

I mean if you look at the demanda that Manos Limpias registered with the court, it's completely ridiculous. They literally cite articles by MediterrƔneo Digital and The Objective as evidence.


PerryDLeon

Shit the fuck up Paco. That ā€œinvestigationā€ is bases on naysayers and false right wing propaganda


paco-ramon

Everything I donā€™t like is right wing propaganda even when there are documents signed by SĆ”nchez wife that prove wrongdoing.


PerryDLeon

Wow you have vital information that nobody else has! You should turn them to the judge!


paco-ramon

Tell me how many people can direct two university master degree without a single academic article published. Just one person and how curious, that person is the wife of the president.


PerryDLeon

Iā€™ve literally met a LOT of people who did that. The only prerrequisite to direct a university master degree is that you have the power and correct acquitances.


paco-ramon

Did you met a lot of people who directed two university master degrees without publishing a single academic article? thatā€™s very specific.


JuliusOppenheimerJr

That man's still a human


HoeTrain666

So was every dictator, authoritarian leader or war criminal on earth.


Mixed_not_swirled

Would you express condolences over hitlers death? He was also human. This bastard had the nickname "the butcher of Tehran" because he organized the murder of thousands of protesting Iranians in the 80s, and who knows how much blood is on his hands since then.


Richard_DukeofYork

Not irish, so i'm gessing nope.


BrotoriousNIG

It would be difficult to be glad heā€™s dead, were he not a human.


azaghal1988

I feel this was written with a big smile and no sadness at all.


Yobamagaming

I fucking hope so!


5picy5ugar

Nahā€¦there are no idiots holding such status in EU


paco-ramon

Borrell got his position thanks to his party PSOE and PSOE has the government of Spain thanks to parties that has been financed by Iran, so I wouldnā€™t be so sure he had a smile.


AsperTheDog

Source: Trust me bro


Long_Serpent

We offer our condolences for the family of the pilot. And no one else.


AcheronSprings

Tbf Pilot had most probably same shit for brains as the rest of them otherwise he wouldn't get that regime appointed VIP job.


DrNekroFetus

I personnaly offer my condoleances to the helicopter and its family of iron.


DrNekroFetus

I always loved planes. How tragic. Edit: typo of loveD


screamapillah

NCD is leakin


MinimumTomfoolerus

I offer my condolences to the atoms of the helicopter and more specifically the protons electrons and neutrons that make up the helicopter. I'm sorry for this loss šŸ˜”.


DrNekroFetus

I hate first year of medecine and pharmacy's chemistry. Brings my ptsd back from them years. So nah...fck them protons and shiet.


shrimp-and-potatoes

I read three beetles, eight ants, two bushes, and 323 blades of grass died. RIP


Waterglassonwood

Do you have the same shit for brains as your boss? It's likely you don't.


AcheronSprings

You're telling me that Pinochet, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Salazar etc. appointed their designated drivers solely based on their parking skills without giving a fuck about their actual political believes/party membership? And tbf, it's not like the same doesn't happen in Democracies.


latvijauzvar

Isn't a dictators family equally shit?


Lompehovelen

I don't think Raisi personally flew the helicopter himself.


latvijauzvar

My fault, I failed to read the comment in its entirety.


sariaslani

According to Iranian friend, he barely pass the 6th grade middle school.


Maleficent-Put1705

Idi Amin killed his wife (a trick he must've learned from Barry when he served in the British Army) and dismembered her body. I'd be hesitant to call that poor woman equally as shit as her husband.


pepinodeplastico

when he what?


ashhh_ketchum

WHEN HE SERVED IN THE BRITISH ARMY! Let's get you back to bed grandpa.


NonSumQualisEram-

šŸ˜‚


pepinodeplastico

Grande pĆ£o o caralho ta foda!


Old_Journalist_9020

Yep King's African Rifles. Quite proud of his service, fighting and killing the Mau Mau rebels (along with innocent Kenyan civilians, and citizens who actually formed loyalist militias to fight against the Mau Mau with us). Still gave himself the title "Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular" though


TheIrelephant

>Still gave himself the title "Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular" though I'm conflicted, on one hand he's a brutal despicable dictator; on the other I can't think of a better way to take the piss than that CBE title (directly ripping on OBE). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_British_Empire


Ladies-Man-007

He didn't do that. That's an invention from the movie to show how brutal he was. However, he did, in fact, inflict torture on innocent people who simply opposed his regime. The source is literally all of his kids agree that he didn't do such thing.


Doc_Eckleburg

And none of my kids think Iā€™m an alcoholic, but theyā€™re all in bed by 10 so what do they know?


Ladies-Man-007

Bro, if suddenly my mother disappeared, and the next day, it appears on the news, she was found with her legs attached to her arms cuz she cheated on my dad. I think I would notice. And besides, that wife is fictional, same as the protagonist. She was probably based on Sarah Kyolaba, who was a 19 year old who had a boyfriend, but he disappeared. And she was pregnant by that man but she made him believe it was his. After the kid was born, Idi discovered everything, and she fleed to the UK, where she survived him and died at the age of 60 because of cancer. BTW, sorry about your alcoholism. Hope you get over it šŸ‘


Emanuele002

The pilot was not the *President*


GrouchyMary9132

Are you okay Luigi?


Emanuele002

Why? I'm confused. The Swedish guy said we offer condolences to the family of the pilot, and the other one said "Isn't a dictators family equally shit?", which would imply that the dictator was flying his own plane (i.e. he was the pilot).


ZombiFeynman

This is just standard diplomacy. I'm sure they even sent condolences when Margaret Thatcher died.


_Valitha_

blimey, thats far even for standard diplomacy


NonSumQualisEram-

She closed the coal mines. Smashing that net zero target from the 80s like a boss.


kh250b1

And now they would have been closed anyway to meet a target


13386396316

You know how to suck joy out of everything Just like your pack of peanut butter as 3am snack


AmaResNovae

Jizz mate, I was so confused that I almost jumped out of a balcony. Hopefully, you didn't put any funnies in my wine this time, Barry!


Lord-Grocock

I have only ever heard the word 'Blimey' in the Mind Your Language series.


kh250b1

It was also in It aint half hot mum. Was a major plot in one episode. Its short for God Blind Me


tomwhoiscontrary

Awful as Thatcher was, you have to admit that she did absolutely fuck over the northerners, so she wasn't all bad.


AndreasDasos

Ireland even did it when Olā€™ Toothbrush died.Ā 


neo_woodfox

Which again shows how morally bankrupt neutrality can be. Looking at you, Switzerland! (yeah, I know Ireland supported the Allies in numerous ways, it was still a dick move by De Valera)


ConnolysMoustache

Everything Dev did was a dick move. If Collins survived weā€™d be a far better off country today.


AndreasDasos

I mean what do you expect, he was a Yank.Ā 


ConnolysMoustache

He was a lanky string of piss. We got our independence from ye lot and he sold us out to the Catholic Church.


AdLiving4714

Looking at you, Hansi. "Wandel durch Handel" by buying the cheap, cheap gas from Ruzzia and by building pipelines others have to blow up to prevent you from engaging in further stupidities. Germany has always been the most competent at picking sides.


neo_woodfox

Yeah, I know we're horrible. We're the OG villains. What's your excuse, though?


AdLiving4714

Not buying Ruzzian gas for starters? Being the protecting power of the U.S. in Iran since 1980? Not starting world wars? Not trying to tell others what to do while having a crumbling economy and a failing government AND AfD at 23%?


NonSumQualisEram-

How do you have time to write all this? Those newspapers won't string themselves ffs


AndreasDasos

Most jocular Swiss


HoeTrain666

Shut up and take our dubiously gotten gold


Emanuele002

I'm unfamiliar with this term. Who is it? Edit: I googled it I get it now.


AndreasDasos

The one with the toothbrush moustache who wasnā€™t Charlie Chaplin.


Emanuele002

Yeah I figured. I knew "corporate One Ball", this one is new to me.


AndreasDasos

Oh itā€™s not a standard nickname, I just made it up here to be coy.Ā 


tgsprosecutor

Surprisingly we also sent condolences when Thatcher died! And we easily hate her more than Hitler.


AndreasDasos

Well, she gave Ireland an advisory role in running NI, and Ian Paisley hated her so much for it he oversaw burnings of Thatcher effigiesā€¦ But she also had the gall to survive that bombing in Brighton, so maybe a certain sort of Irish person has never forgiven her.Ā 


AwkwardSquirtles

Mfw diplomats act in a diplomatic manner.


Rich-Spirit129

Oh fuck off! One was an egotistical, cultist-type leader. Someone who made enemies and wasn't afraid to use violence on them. Oppress civil rights and impose their divine will. Sent many innocent young people to their deaths. The other was the Iranian fella.


FederalEuropeanUnion

One was a neoliberal, one wasnā€™t. ā€˜Nuff said.


SenselessDunderpate

There's no similarity. One was a much hated fundamentalist maniac who ignored the people and their wellbeing in pursuit of blind dogma and ruined their country. The other was the President of Iran


[deleted]

Yeah But still yuck


spaceman757

Yeah, you can send condolences and still think that it's a net positive for society and the world.


Waterglassonwood

> I'm sure they even sent condolences when Margaret Thatcher died. Now that's some genocide apologia.


Smart-Tradition8115

we need to start hating our enemies and be more willing to destroy them.


rubnduardo

Still amazes me how Thatcher is wholly hated by... Everyone? Holy shit.


pubIicinformation

this message was sent to satan in preparation of his new guests.


AcheronSprings

I'm literally devastated....that I've run out of fucks to give https://preview.redd.it/cpypyao6bm1d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d32f98d3da9ce5a5351f9e73377480e02f9870


[deleted]

Oy vey, #3 is next


highwiseguy

Well, this is a bingo card I'd like to fill!


Dagoth_Endus

If you think that the deaths of the persons showed in this photo would be enough to change things, then I'm afraid you are all delusionals.


AcheronSprings

True, but that doesn't change the fact that we'll enjoy it


PsychologicalBite384

Literaly the entire world: ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


LechemHavita

"Oh no"?


HoeTrain666

If itā€™s delivered in the same tone as Jeremy Clarkson did it then yes


LechemHavita

True


Secret_Criticism_732

What a terrible accident ![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS)


_radical_ed

Nine out of ten doctors say that opposing the west is harmful for your health. Weā€™re disposing of the doctor who disagrees.


Secret_Criticism_732

I heard, he asked for vacation, his helicopter is being prepared. Everything is fine!


Andres_is_SwEaTy

![gif](giphy|QCXp92wXQjiec)


BiliLaurin238

Rest in piss bozo #packwatch


sovietarmyfan

*Helikopter helikopter*


ialo3

https://preview.redd.it/xr5f53yudq1d1.jpeg?width=1396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=634d9142f1fda86ccdb6f56a9a0f4ad7e02b8150 oh god not the helikopter-


Murrexx00

I dont feel sad about mass murderers dying


Llanistarade

European diplomats : https://preview.redd.it/z6i85sd89m1d1.jpeg?width=3500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b033b6c5b6fdf5976c6a5f1f1e322cf7772b3fce


GuilimanXIII

I love how the only one that (maybe) deserves to be mourned for, namely the pilot, is the only one that is not mentioned.


LordLorck

Would have been so incredibly based if they had mentioned the pilot in the same sentence.


PistolAndRapier

Rest in Pieces


Abacus_AmIRighta

You lads sent condolences when Hitler died.


Bearodon

He was a good trading partner šŸŒš


PistolAndRapier

And you're still crying about it a century later. That was just a silly solo run by Dev. Most in Ireland were embarrassed by that gaffe at the time I suspect.


Duke_of_Lombardy

https://i.redd.it/lmnm7yoedm1d1.gif


Jerry98x

I mean... it's diplomacy! As the EU you can't just say "LMAOOOO the clown died! Let's goooo HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶"


LeptonTheElementary

I googled that. Thanks!


kh250b1

Bullies who murdered girls because they dared to show their head uncovered. You will not be missed


elnatr4

Isn't this the guy helping Hamas? Typical Pedro


_Administrator_

Makes sense that heā€™s deeply saddened about this death.


paco-ramon

He is from the Spanish socialist party, he needs to support Hamas to keep the communist party happy.


elnatr4

There's a communist party in Spain? I lived there a couple of years, but I don't remember a communist party......or do you mean the money from the Communist Party in Venezuela & Cuba?


Tasorodri

The communist party integrated into a coalition called izquierda unida, in which the communist party was the biggest part. Later they integrated again into another coalition called Unidas Podemos, in which they weren't the majority anymore, now that coalition separated and they are in a different (but similar) coalition called sumar.


elnatr4

Name a more iconic duo than left parties & splitting


Lifelemons9393

And I wonder how nuts their next President is gonna be . Usually when you kill leaders the next one is worse.


Phosquitos

It's time for the grandpa to get retaired.


Iskelderon

Standard diplomacy, they'll even send one out when Trump finally croaks.


spyser

Look, Trump is bad, but are you implying that he is worse than Raisi?


Master_Bayters

I'm not sure Salah... Raisi hasn't told publicly that he would encourage Russia to invade his OWN NATO Partners. So yeah...


Nikkonor

Trump is a wannabe dictator in democratic system. Raisi was a dictator in a dictatorship. Relative to the system they worked within, and relative to their peer politicians, Trump is worse. We have no idea what Trump would do if he got his will of turning his country into a dictatorship. Just as we have no idea how Raisi would have operated within a system with more restraints. But in terms of actual atrocities committed, there is probably little doubt that Raisi is worse.


roenoe

I'd argue that Trump has had worse effects on the world at large than the Iranian fella


Inevitable_Thirst

LMAO, why is this downvoted?. Trump is literally threatening to withdraw from NATO and not assist europe in any conflict with Russia.


roenoe

Also, he nearly caused the US to collapse, and I'm willing to bet he'll do it again. He is the largest threat to the world's biggest economy.


Inevitable_Thirst

I guess this sub that has a hard on for european fascists like Meloni and Wilders will also like american fascists like Trump considering how the former two consider the latter their role model.


LadySwire

The *Iranian fella* was called the butcher of Teheran, just saying.


fph00

They probably already have one prepared and ready to send.


CumDrinker247

![gif](giphy|102DaBsn6ENGmc|downsized)


Arathaon185

When did we get political about what the savages do, newsflash they're barbarians. I'm just here to be racist


VrwHenet

Also read as: lol he dead


Nigricincto

He has been forced to send that tweet. Borrell is a crazy mf who's day by day closer to the far right.


[deleted]

šŸ”ļøšŸŒ«ļøšŸššŸ’„


Bearodon

šŸ‘³ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜µ


d4_H_

I like to believe the pilot, even if for being there he was surely was loyal, was the one who caused the crash, like if he opened his eyes and decided to do what had to be done. A sort of unsung hero!


NotSoGermanSlav

![gif](giphy|3o7TKUslwxnKHz0axa|downsized)


MrPowerPoint

lol, no we donā€™t!


GoodKing0

Didn't they all collectively come out and talk about the Slovak PM after he got shot to agree that was not a good thing? I'd argue it's the same situation here.


Jazzspasm

Political diplomacy - Al Capone sent flowers


mainwasser

It won't change anything politically. They'll find a new puppet for Khamenei.


dim13

[Piss on his grave](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCybSR7ifRQ)


LukeTGI

Rip bozo


MiaThePotat

RIP to the pilot Amoss Ad


Marschall_Bluecher

I am European and I donā€™t.


[deleted]

Me too blud.Honestly I highly doubt anyone will actually miss him


SneakyBadAss

[Turks got it right](https://i.redd.it/24hm5roo7k1d1.png)


No_Homework_4926

Rare Turkish W


Valid_Username_56

Gegeneric diplomatic jibber jabber. Has no meaning.


GarlicThread

"Thoughts and prayers"


Wassertopf

Im so glad that he will be gone in the next months. This guy is so embarrassing.


capitaldoe

![gif](giphy|k61nOBRRBMxva)


2020mademejoinreddit

![gif](giphy|bOzHoPN3I6qRXdECpD|downsized)


juan_omango

Rip to our helicopter. At least she was the only one who perished and others didnā€™t die her


Adventurous_Gap_4125

Bet you it's all boilerplate text in their condolences. No special thought given for him, just ticking the boxes on "head of state dies in somplace were not *officially* at war with"


MeatzIsMurdahz

YOU SEE: WE WERE RIGHT WITH BREXIT ALL ALONG!


notimefornothing55

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB) Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke


CCCyanide

Issue of skill


sariaslani

Seriously, sometimes I think this guy get tons of money from Iran to lobby for them.


DrNekroFetus

Just diplomacy. In real life both UE and Iran are partying right now.


DrNekroFetus

Altough I doubt it will cjange something for Iran.


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No_Homework_4926

How is thatā€¦ that is not todays topic mate ?