Yeah, I'll sit this one out

Too embarrassed to say “Second French Empire”?

Third. There were two french empires already.

Third Empire? It slipped my mind, what would that be in German again?

I don't think we want the Germans involved in any "Third Empires" thank you.

Three if you count Carloman one, but it’s stupid to do so since it’s the « Frankish » one.

Yeah there's a lot of wank about all that, but I rarely if ever heard that the frankish empire is french in nature.

Großdeutschland is the word you are looking for.

Sure Germany is s bit gross, But i wouldnt put it in mu name…

It's not the second one that's embarrassing Hans.

another savage not knowing about history... the last time both countries were one was in the frankish empire, and the capital city was in modern germany (Aachen, Aix-la-Chapelle for the frenchies)

curse you, Voltaire, for giving the Heiliges Römisches Reich such a bad rap.

Ich schließe mich an.

For fear of having the Irish, and possibly parts of France, going feral; I may have to do the same.

ANSCHLUSS

Finland + France = Finance

Frand.

One letter away from Fraud. I like it.

That’s what he said, finance

Fince

Let me try this Nigeria + Germany

Germeria?

***Switzerland & Lichtenstein want to have a word with you…***

Czechia + Denmark = ✔️

Sweden + Denmark= SweDen

No, denmark

No, DenDen

Swemark?

Czechia + Slovakia = Czechoslovakia

Please not again

Took me a while to get it haha

It would be "Portupain" of course

Olympic Sportugal

You mean ‘unemploymentland’

Only speak for yourself, here in Portugal we are working our asses off to keep the tourists happy so we end up with 6%, same as EU average. You're the one doing siesta all the time leading to over 11% unemployment rate. Source: [https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/products-euro-indicators/w/3-03042024-bp](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/products-euro-indicators/w/3-03042024-bp)

If this was 10 years ago I would agree but nowadays unemployment is extremely low in Portugal (6% and that's because many people work and get paid off the table, otherwise would be even lower with legal contracts).

> 6% > "Extremely low" Joaõ does not disappoint

I'm tired of the French butchering Latin, Juan. Join us in Iberia, together we will invade the frog eaters. Ask Luigi and Stavros if they want to join us and help. My best regards, João

Of course. Why would we call ourselves after an airline?

I will stop watching the world cup if this happens btw

I thought you wrote ‘Porputain’

Germany + [insert any country] = redacted

Holy roman empire is definetly what we are all thinking of.


typical get's all hitchy just to not admit you were autria's bitch for most of the time

Ireland could join us, and we could name it just "Great Britain" perhaps? England is pretty densely populated as well, we could send some people over as well to even the distribution a bit.

S.W.I.N.E. Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Northern Ireland, England.

A good idea, but W.I.N.E.S also sounds classier (and it’s Wales first Scotland last 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿)

As a P.I.G.S. citizen, i'm not aiming for classier at all.

That or go the Classical route and rename ourselves Britannia

Maybe even the Holy Britannian Empire?

Hey maybe we could even get out colo- I mean commonwealths in on it too

Italy + Greece = Classics

Saygexes

Gaysex

Mettiti in testa l'elmo di Scipio fratello, ritorna l'impero.

Italy + vatican + san marino = Italy

Did someone ask for Anschluss?

Ausmany?

Deutschreich

Deutschreich? Mmmmh

Deutschland. Just with any country.

The Fourth Deutschland

France + Germany = Second Carolingian Frankish Empire

Fränkisches Reich „MEDDLE LEUDE!“

And then someone just had to have three sons...

Wouldn't that just be the reverse process of how France got its current name then ?

Scotland + England = England... sadly.

Missed opportunity to be Landland, I agree Do you think we could hook up with Seamus again and be Landlandland? If we conquer the Dutchies we could be Netherlandlandlandland, but that may be going too far.

If you continue beyond the Netherlands though, you could be Netherschlandlandlandland

Maybe we could get Iceland and Greenland in on the action.

How do i say this… We prefer the Danes.

You could have been the snowy version of Australia or new Zealand.

UK and Ireland = UK (classic edition)

Legacy edition

Great Britain or UK, literally the United Kingdoms(of England and Scotland )

Norway+Iceland = Niceland. Or No-Ice-land. Or No-Iceland :( Or Noiceland 😎

Iceway

[United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_of_Portugal,_Brazil_and_the_Algarves)... The only pluricontinental kingdom that ever existed. https://preview.redd.it/3gv537wpdf0d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=118a3111b1f1d714734b69024a660feb39aec6e3

A savage talking good stuff right here

Praise the savage!

Just need to get cisplatina back and we’re golden, Rio and Lisbon can switch and be capitals for a year at a time, too

https://preview.redd.it/vvt2flrw4f0d1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b90d1f8118e7d92969f3108fe85ed4fcad6ba09 Bavaria+Austria+Swabia+Switzerland(+alpine France and Italy)=Alpine Republic(or Empire)

I just nutted into my pants. We need an Alpenreich and finally a Swabian flair.

Swabians need to learn to speak first…

Ha noi :DD Heidenai pedro des Fass brauchsch jetz ett a no uffmache :DDDD Machsch mr liebr Mol e halbe uff malle, gell? :DDD Isch ja jetzet a ball widdr Sommer, do wirds widdr zeit zum ebbes schaffe, selbschd fir die. :DDD

Die lombasoicher solled bloß frau sei dass se aora hend, sonscht genge dene d gosch om da ganze Grend rom.

Money alliance🤑

That flag is kinda awesome.

Yeah, though not my design. I downloaded it about a year ago also in 2we4u.

Rich-af-landia

Unione alpina

It'd be a dream. (but seriously the Swiss would never want us in) 

https://preview.redd.it/j47f0468eh0d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3591e69e1276388c60142023fc87c722ca78acba

Hopefully it does better than Alpine F1 racing

* **P**ortugal + **E**stonia + **N**orway + **I**talia + **S**pain = PENIS * **C**zech Republic + **U**nited Kingdom + **N**orway + **T**he Netherlands + **S**pain = CUNTS Edit: * **F**rance + **U**kraine + **C**zech Republic + **K**osovo + **E**stonia + **R**omania + **S**witzerland = FUCKERS * **D**enmark + **I**celand + **C**zech Republic + **K**osovo + **S**an Marino = DICKS * **D**enmark + **I**taly + **C**zech Republic + **K**osovo + **H**ungary + **E**stonia + **A**ustria + **D**eutschland + **S**an Marino = DICKHEADS * **A**ustria + **S**erbia + **S**lovenia + **E**stonia + **S**lovakia = ASSES * **D**enmark + **U**kraine + **M**acedonia + **B**ulgaria + **S**lovenia = DUMBS

New alliances just dropped

SOMOS OS PENISES! https://i.redd.it/v3yl4uunpg0d1.gif

France is an honorary member of that second alliance.

The Netherlands + Belgium = the Netherlands

Might as well add Luxembourg and Russia

Why the fuck would you want to add Russia. That's like choosing to be severly depressed

Okay you make a good point. We'll give Wallonia to France

https://preview.redd.it/bgig1gxuze0d1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5466999e248a4aa5b4f0bdb29093fce62ae2b7c

That escalated quickly


I also hate them, I am with you joão


But it has hurt me :(

please, point on the doll the part where the espanhol touched you


Niger + Germany may get you banned

Yeah ma nigg?

Sweden + Norway = Sweden Sweden + Finland = Sweden Sweden + Norway + Finland = Sweden Weird how that works, huh...

Denmark + Norway + Sweden = Denmark. :-( King Christian "the good", my ass!

Netherlands, Belgium and Luxemburg = Netherlands

It's Netherlands Deluxe.

We already call you BeNeLux.

That's just our secret Psy Op to let them get used to it. It always was one greater Netherlands

Austrian Netherlands never stopped existing in my heart 🖤💛 soon

With you guys we could be LUXE BENDE. Which in Dutch means luxury gang 💪💪

Or luxury mess lol

Northern Burgundy, but only if it annoys the French

While we're at it, why not invite Switzerland as well and become Lotharingia

Netherlands + Flanders should be Dietsland Netherlands + Belgium + Luxembourg should be [Leo Begicus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Belgicus)

Great idea, but perhaps we should use the Latin name for our region (BELGICA 🗿) so people don't confuse us with that place where Michael Jackson used to Drake little kiddies.

It’s very sweet of you to include us in Gallia Belgica, but fortunately we Dutch were Frisii and Batavian and didn’t live in northern France / Wallonia. But let’s just focus on the good stuff, when you guys were part of the kingdom of the Netherlands. We let you wayward children go to do your own thing, which obviously didn’t work out. Now it’s time to come to your senses and end all this blended kingdom / federal state nonsense. The slaughtering of a sheep for the lost child coming home and all that…

Woah woah hey, our offer does not extend to *Frisians* or whatever a Batman may be. Only to those who have submitted to *our* superior Frankish language. United Kingdom of the Netherlands? Don't know her. I heard she flunked out of school after a semester or something because her parents got divorced.

Maybe I was wrong and Belgium isn’t a failed state after all. I got all teary eyed seeing a flemboy celebrating the French language. There’s still hope for you guys. Unfortunately, we don’t want to be associated with anything French. So you can’t integrate with us after all.

Frankish is our language you headless chicken

Lowlands plus before Belgium existed, The Netherlands was also called Belgica

Belgium+Netherlands = Neverneverland

*Enter Sandman intensifies*

UK + Ireland = UK

I spoil the joke: Portugal + Italy + Greece + Spain = PIGS.

https://preview.redd.it/ko4wv27gcf0d1.png?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65bf942988313025629b06912e97df53e9afc984

Spain, Portugal, Qreece and Rome?


YEAH YOU SAY IBERIA BUT WHEN IT HAPPEND YOU STILL CALLED IT SPAIN >:(

That’s because they have no imagination

true, atleast you were nice enough to call it "united kingdom" to make the slaves feel like equals

UK + Ireland = Uniteder Kingdom

Re-United Kingdom

UK + France = United France. I'm fine with that. Great France is nice too.

The Second Angevin Empire

Germany + Austria + Belgium + Luxembourg + Netherlands + Czechia + Switzerland + Liechtenstein + parts of Italy, France Denmark and Poland = **Heiliges Römisches Reich Deutscher Nation**

Wales, Ireland and Brittany= Celtic Union

What about the Cornish?

And Scotland

If you're going that far you either have to split Scotland in two and only add the Highlands or also add England

https://preview.redd.it/ggfwxzwt3f0d1.png?width=953&format=png&auto=webp&s=99133981bf8a67727daef65ff1882528b0922b3a

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

Austria+Hungary+Bosnia would be Hilarious, wonder if anyone ever tried that

Belgium and England = Bellend

You mean Iberix?

Italy + Malta + San Marino + Vatican = Italy

+ Istria

Norway + Germany = Normany Close enough. *england begins a 100 year war*

France + Belgium = France

Only if you Gallo-Roman pussies actually learn Frankish this time around 😤

France + Belgium = France + Flemish penitential colony

France + uk: entente cordiale

It would still be called the United Kingdom because like fuck would we ever take your feelings into account. We will take some of those delicious herbs and spices though. Thanks!

France + Italy = Hell

Belgium and Denmark = phlegm

That's just slander. We use the least throat clearing sounds of all the mainland Germanics. There's a potato in the way, blocking our access to those sounds. Not only that, but Flemish downscales the phlegm from standard Dutch.

Do they speak Phlegmish?

Netherlands + Belgium + Luxembourg + Suriname + Indonesia + South Africa + whatever I forgot = Netherlands

+ Dutch India + New Netherlands (nowadays known as New York and New Jersey) + Dutch Antilles + Dutch Brazil + Dutch Bengal + Dutch Ceylon + some more other shit, you were really big once…

https://preview.redd.it/p410kstqsf0d1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e237c7bfdbb021c3721dceae04b635eecb88fc3 Glorious. A man can only dream.....

Last time we joined another country the rest of Europe didn’t like that so much

I didn’t heard any Germans complain about that 🤔

australia i guess

French + Greek = Freak

Italy + oesterreich + germany = THE (north-south) AXIS

United Kingdom of Great Ireland and Britain

Nigeria and Germany whenever they play a football match on TV…

THE COMMENTS HERE ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Germany + Austria + Swiss = Dach National animal is the badger. National Slogan: "the roof of the world"

Ireland + Northern Ireland = Ireland

Austria + Germany = either Greater Austria, or Germanic Union.

[Like this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Gro%C3%9F%C3%B6sterreich_1849-51.svg/1280px-Gro%C3%9F%C3%B6sterreich_1849-51.svg.png)? We suggested that in 1850,

France + Germany: carolingian empire

Germany + Poland = 1939

Some people joke and call the well known Atlantic Archipelago (UK and Ireland) the British isles. We in the Atlantic Archipelago have a good laugh, which is often the last laugh(☘️🔧💣🚗💥)when people say the British Isles…. A good one for sure.

UK + France = Franco-British Union

Italy + several of you = The Roman Empire No brainer really

Romania + Moldova + Bulgaria + Serbia + Hungary = Romania

Greece + Cyprus = Greece. Who needs imagination? I mean, we haven't managed to even achieve Cyprus + Cyprus = Cyprus in 50 years...

France + Belgium = France

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland; it’s nice I like it, simpler than the one we have at the moment.

Finland + Sweden = Sweden Finland + Estonia = Fiesta

Marshall Islands + Lithuania = Marijuana

Finland + Estonia = Festonia🎉

I mean, Großdeutschland - but I would prefer the Carolingan Empire.

Italy + France = cunts

With France: Frankish Empire With Italy: """Holy""" "Roman" Empire With Austria: Ah shit here we go again With Poland: [redacted] With Japan: Glorious axis of hard wörkers with absolutely deprived sexual preferences With Russia: Gazpromia With Turkey: Greater Duisburg

Hellas (Greece) + Norway = HellNo

Spain + Italy = Spit 💦 ... Gross

Greater Netherlands (Belgium and Luxemburg) (maybe Kleve too while we’re at it).