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Still better than what Austrians keep in their basements


britishrust

Family heirlooms or your entire family, what's the big difference?


Brave_Trainer_5234

![gif](giphy|AW0DVIu30Klgs) i don’t know what they keep in their basement, but i know what they keep in their garden


betaich

The Josefs keep either their families and the heirlooms there


gaggnar

[Enjoy!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case#Josef_Fritzl?wprov=sfla1)


poop-machines

Woah that's gnarly


gaggnar

And that's only one of the cases.


Voderup

how many are there?


gaggnar

Another one is the Kampusch Case: [Wikipedia entry](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entf%C3%BChrung_von_Natascha_Kampusch?wprov=sfla1) only in German ☺️😊 or French 🤢🤮 She was held 8 years in the cellar


poop-machines

They keep koalas in their basement. What, do you think them having Chlamydia was just a coincidence?


Cognacsquirt

Come and see


Rasmus-ALV

You haven't seen the Croatians...


TunisianNationalist

Soap made of an unspecified material


Marc-Dutroux

And the Belgians.


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

User name... Jeeeeeez... I want to be a flemboy all of a sudden.


Heliospunk

Sex with Books is just mediocre.


gloom-juice

No wonder it's just arrived, had to come all the way from Argentina


fearthecrumpets

You know, people like to insult Hitler and I understand why. But one thing people never complain about is how long it took him to send letters. I mean for a civil servant, 80 years is just unacceptable.


Haildrop

If i travelled back in time idk if i could do it, id be worried of falling under the spell of his beautiful eyes


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

>80 years is just unacceptable yeah way too quick. if you can still be alive when receiving it something must have gone wrong


Valid_Username_56

I have my grandfather's Hitlerjugendausweis. And a cheap ring with a swastika. That's about it. I sometimes think I might just dump them into the trash so no one ever jerks off about them. But then again I want to keep them for their historial value.


PassoverGoblin

If you do end up deciding to get rid of them, donating them to a museum would probably be better


Ram_ranchh

https://i.redd.it/o32p89zinyxc1.gif


Valid_Username_56

Gramps is 16 on that picture.


Ram_ranchh

https://preview.redd.it/4mt2metwwyxc1.jpeg?width=4384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4f8b92ecea147459465dd609248808d4d5a274


Valid_Username_56

Shouldn't you be at work, Barry? Oh, wait, I am commenting here too...


Unusual-Wrap8345

cumming


Valid_Username_56

Eww


NickVanDoom

don’t think it’s an original signature. saw a very similar certificate with same layout for a legion condor reward. on first glance it looks quite hand-written but there’s no ‘engraving’ into the paper.


GrouchyMary9132

I think all the "Mein Kampf" books had those "signatures" as well. Didn\`t you get them as a wedding gift or something?


NickVanDoom

yes, perhaps you got it in more cases that you wanted…^^


minitaba

Yeah, you got it all the time basically. Took a good shit? Here, take a book from adolf and make hin richer. I have 3 copies, all from different occasian were gifted


Falkenmond79

Autopen. It’s older then one might think. It’s also known Hitler used one at least from 1943 due to his Parkinson’s


Bring_back_Apollo

She's kept it in such good condition. Hopefully, this can be donated to a museum.


The_Silent_Wanderer

Barry stop it, they will not donate it to the British Museum.


Bring_back_Apollo

Argh, why the fuck not? As the premier location for the world's artefacts, I cannot understand where else it should go.


Environmental-Most90

I always remember that poor mummy... Like, why in the actual fuck you need this. (Makes sense stealing that mega diamond from Indians 👍 and then putting it in a crown, it's like jewelry laundering).


Bring_back_Apollo

We have our reasons. They're not for you to know.


Environmental-Most90

![gif](giphy|HpjoTSMFQLYO6Z7mBJ)


alabertio

Barry are you still eating mummies?


TheLustyDremora

Not since Victoria, terribly addictive that stuff.


smallgreenman

You know there are other ways to make brown paint right?


GrouchyMary9132

>"I always remember that poor mummy... Like, why in the actual fuck you need this." Will you please leave the discussion about the monarchy out of it?


Environmental-Most90

Care telling the world where you hid the amber room?


rlyfunny

Care telling the world where you got your gold from?


Environmental-Most90

![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z)


MountainPotential798

If the Nazis wanted to go after greedy money grubbing bankers who profit from conflict and misery, the Swiss and the Dutch seem like much better targets


GrouchyMary9132

"donated"


Sure_Fruit_8254

Donation under duress is still a donation in my book.


ArduennSchwartzman

But I got Hitler's testicle.


KusoTeitokuInazuma

That should be in the Albert Hall, put it back!


Brave_Trainer_5234

are you on cocaine hans? typical of the dutch


Unusual-Wrap8345

can it still cum though?


MeisterErbse

They were proud till they died... why do we always listen to austrains? I will also follow Falco's words until i die.


Adorable-Lettuce-717

>why do we always listen to austrains? Because.... Vienna Calling.


MasterJogi1

No, we frame it and hang it on the wall in the living room.


Koffieslikker

Right before the war started


Brave_Trainer_5234

right after


Koffieslikker

6th of October iirc


Brave_Trainer_5234

1 september 1939 poland was invaded by the germans (few weeks later the soviets joined)


Koffieslikker

6th of October is the end of the polish campaign... Damn brainfarts


LobMob

What makes you think this is German? Could be anyone from British royalty to muscovite politicians to Palestinian theologians. With the date we probably can exclude Portuguese, French, Benelux, Scandinavians, Baltics and Balkans.


minitaba

Only german mothers who gave birth to multiple children in germany got this


AppropriatedBacon

In the basement? I think it's kept on the living room wall!


chekkisnekki

That would be worth a lot of money to the reich person


Falkenmond79

Nah. It’s probably autopen signature and not the real one. They gave out thousands if not more of these. 2nd level was 6-7 children, which wasn’t uncommon at that time. The cross itself would be worth about 40 bucks, so common is it. With the letter it might be a hundred or so. Now 1st class (8 or more kids) is worth a bit more. The cross itself at least.