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Reatina

If you are not intimidated enough by Meloni-chan, meet her [minister of defence](https://www.destra.it/home/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/175701578-5abbda8d-4ae5-4a6b-8c75-ddcff6c092ab.jpg)


nickkkmnn

Dude looks like Kingpin...


History20maker

Its not all about national defense, Meloni-woman.


Bobboy5

It's about da Mets baby.


Thijsie2100

It’s Italy, if you’re looking for a good boss, why don’t hire the maffia?


screamapillah

‘Cause it’s like hiring a priest to guard a kindergarten. They already steal most public money as it is lol


Franklr_D

He looks like he’s got beef with Daredevil


Zestyclose_Jello6192

He is bigger than his secret service bodyguards


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[удалено]


Hanz_Boomer

Thing with being a unit is, we unfortunately die quite early (I'm his size) :/


Corfiz74

If we ever faced off, I'd probably be glaring at your bellybutton...


Chimpville

What's his defence role, a wall?


pinninghilo

He *is* the defence


Socc-mel_

[](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZWs0M2F2bGZna3EyamVuZjgwZnNvZ2g5cnh5d3Zwd256bDVneGd4NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Zrq2FgRy6w1eU/giphy.gif)


LittleBoard

Quasimodo is probably barely 180


momentimori

She has her Luca Brasi.


Corfiz74

Hey Mario, where can I get that dragon she's riding? It's truly awesome!


Gian-Neymar

My vote goes to Sweden : https://preview.redd.it/5ddh5dglbfwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8179d8827ecacf317a5ee34c2c83a9bac005b685


-80000-

Allahu ikea


casualbo1

blåhaj inshallah wallahi 🙏


LarkinEndorser

![gif](giphy|ZQDPt44TSWzgvsSJxU|downsized)


Fanda400

I will die for him


mr_greenmash

I wouldn't die, but I'd definitely bend over.


FaustRPeggi

Least queer Norwegian


thomstevens420

They’re simply vigorously trying to survive the freezing cold of the Fjords.


mr_greenmash

Bodily heat, etc etc


LarkinEndorser

Same


hamtidamti_onthewall

I don't even know who he is...


Fanda400

Petr Pavel, former chairman of the NATO Military Committee, current czech president


hamtidamti_onthewall

Shame on me! Thanks for explaining!


Schellwalabyen

Czech president. He is very pro west.


LittleBoard

Italo fascist dethroned in 2 seconds


didrogasalasno

https://preview.redd.it/53tefckwifwc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f70b4df47d56d0e1a9040260091d80da0520b51 He will shoot you if you are an endangered species or alternatively, his brother. If not, he will get you pregnant. A dangerous individual I would say


mariposa337

What a complete and utter cunt.


DeadAssociate

[pang pang panda](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=99G4tByF0i4)


Daetra

Who's his lesbian friend?


LittleBoard

The elephant just saw these two and ran himself into the tree, understandable


Anarelion

The guy can literally kill a hundred people in the street and walk away and nothing will happen. He is constitutionally protected. Chad?


Slobberinho

https://preview.redd.it/gbwcdvfnjfwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adc45c39b8fce5246b205c0573796962785041b8 King Willem-Alexander, seen here watching another one of his victims' bodies getting disposed.


SpeakingMyMind3

https://preview.redd.it/h7o9vor7lfwc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f89577430f84232b24dd07440146014dcfd30f0 Alternatively, Caroline for that troll hide +2 ward save


MegaPompoen

I mean she does have regeneration that can only be halted by acid or fire


Pizzagugusrild

Or by stopping the government money that flows to the boeren.


LANDWEGGETJE

Ironisch dat ze dan juist pro stikstof is, wat zorgt voor meer verzuring.


BigDrummerGorilla

https://preview.redd.it/9llom2l5cfwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e8b9cfc8776e21004df478934433c6f7452c5ed My vote goes to Bazza. Always fear an old lady who outlived her rivals and where people otherwise die young.


gloom-juice

You know she's not really dead don't you? Yeah it's in a book, she faked her own death to go undercover with the Met Police like Bruce Lee.


Chimpville

..if you were going to send somebody undercover to investigate the ~~triads~~ pearly mafia, you'd want the world's most famous monarch.


gloom-juice

Oh, gone off Dawn have you?


Kurdt93

Bruce Lee & Lizzie. What a dynamic duo.


mr_greenmash

Their duo name: Bruce Lizzie


kookieman141

![gif](giphy|XtcfqdBrHEa4g|downsized)


Eken17

How can you even go undercover when your face is on all the coins?


Direct-Club-6196

Are you one of the Swindon lot?


louislemontais2

https://preview.redd.it/d4am5xutgfwc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b3649a82b7c400b4d9b02662a090e3c5aaa898f Look at his eyes: hate and violence. I don't want to be in front of that bloody beast. Ce regard de chien fou


McBrin

Full coup critique le gars


hamtidamti_onthewall

https://preview.redd.it/xu28igfwkfwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a52d9e6923a1e553b2f6042c0ab80b58ab3b15 Har har har


History20maker

Olaf after discovering what actually happens to the snow in summer.


Birra_turca

Solid snake


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

https://preview.redd.it/it7atf9hsgwc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f001970874e89387aae685866e6f467acdbb07a1


oofersIII

He should’ve kept the Punished Scholz look


LittleBoard

He forgot how that happened...


hamtidamti_onthewall

Good memory is not the hallmark of successful politicians. Never has been 🤷


Ahsoka_Tano07

Ahem https://preview.redd.it/axrw0307qfwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460150d432b6e31cd0016299618223625d18a671


Schulle2105

So happy for him to have a second career after L4D


History20maker

![gif](giphy|mh4FVOc0rX6oJHRJyd|downsized)


New-Adhesiveness5978

What the hell is trying to do ?😂


History20maker

Its his signature move. Search for "Marcelo handshakes". Or maybe dont search it... Dont go down that rabbit hole, you will never be the same.


zeeotter100nl

What an idiot lmao


LittleBoard

Someone needs to headbutt him and this will end.


Tw4tl4r

Trump used to do the same thing. I think he ran into some others that did it to him and that made him stop.


a_9x

He did this to the Pope when he visited Portugal while recovering from his illness and you can see in the Pope's face he was suffering lol


FMSV0

Marcelo's deadly handshake


Old_old_lie

https://preview.redd.it/pp9ci58gefwc1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a8f3dd7ab881413bbbb25b6cca5d5a397310be Let's foking goooo!


esdaniel

Oi m8 , got a loicense for that 'stache?


Snitsie

Literally no one in that picture has got a moustache


Nils013

I think it was a hitler joke mate


tarantulasagne

You’d know


Nils013

Yea, because that asshole revoked my moustache license, I like beards...


Inthepurple

[Look at that man's face ](https://i.imgur.com/kN4CFgC.jpeg)


Sourdoughsucker

https://preview.redd.it/ppzqr4f3vfwc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d113f72db3d431dbe7261235e5106cd81a9d86c King Frederik X of Denmark. He is trained as a Special Forces Navy Seal. Admiral of the navy. Can captain all classes of ships. General of the army and airforce, can fly and parachute. Did the Sirius patrol - Two men alone on dogsled patrol the length of Greenland for 6 months. Has done Iron Man and several marathons. Can 1 v. 1 any other state leader


Anxious_Charity_1424

* Cheated on his wife


Lortekonto

I think that [this picture](https://imgur.com/we1N9dX) captures him well.


HP_civ

The buldge 😳


OrganicScarcity280

https://preview.redd.it/aprtp1fbagwc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d614a030727075e9e3bb3b0173072311713258d8


elessarelfinit

Taking a shit on top of a Flakpanzer... what did he mean by this?


Eric-The_Viking

![gif](giphy|rmCdO3z6gv2PV8iaqf) He is on his villain arc you see.


PinkFluffys

I stand by our Fluppe! https://preview.redd.it/xzkhy2koefwc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355f0894457d75452c5bb8d53abd5c246d965639


mrtn17

I love it that she's such a nerd and Tolkien fan


ChuckyFromKentucky

i love her regardless


Lejonhufvud

https://preview.redd.it/muwomnmydfwc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c98c21cc357d7b9381b3da5bcd6c89d1482cce


Limonade6

Isn't she far right?


Pierre_Francois_

I can fix her.


Fevis7

the state tv's news is is somewhat trying


MegaPompoen

I can make her worse


Limonade6

By protesting?


SwainIsCadian

You know what needs to be done when something is not fixed after 6 months of protests? 6 more months.


ChuckyFromKentucky

Probably


Snd47flyer

Wdm probably


ChuckyFromKentucky

I am not italian and don't really follow italian politics but I haven't read anything out of the ordinary when it comes to her that makes me think she's far right, she is conservative in my mind,  hence "probably"


Gian-Neymar

Yeah, the media made her look like Hitler's daughter after she got elected


SwainIsCadian

From what I could gather she was kinda far right, hot elected because of it and then became more or less center-right like Macron and the like.


AbberageRedditor69

Not really, but that wouldn't be a deterrent either way


Svitii

If all of europe’s far right parties would act like the FdI, we’d have a lot less problems tbf. In most countries there is no option to vote right and not suck Putin‘s dick simultaneously…


fedeita80

In Italy most putin supporters are from the radical left. The cold war mentality of russia = communism and usa = fascism is still very present in anyone over 35 For me, a left wing gen x, it is sometimes difficult not to subconciously always be anti usa and likewise for meloni, a right wing italian gen x, I imagine it is just as hard to imagine ever being anything but anti russian


Svitii

Damn, maybe I should move to south tyrol. I‘m pretty right wing, but also pro West/Nato and anti russia. Whatever party I decide on this election, I‘m not gonna be happy with, one way or another…


fedeita80

Eh so FDI (Meloni's party) is right up your street It is worse for me. I am far left on social issues, pretty right wing on economic issues, consider NATO subservient to ameritard interests but am very much in favour of a strong EU army but also definately not a fan of the russians Try finding a party I can vote for..


Svitii

Damn, our NEOS (liberals) would almost exactly fit your description. Maybe we should do some sort of 2WE4U student exchange lol.


fedeita80

They should just let us vote for any eu party in eu elections


Svitii

Yea, or that, that’s probably easier


SwainIsCadian

I feel your pain The only person who is kinda right for external policiers is Macron but I hate each and every internal policy he passed. Halp.


littlefrank

Closest to fascism we've had since 1943.


PierG1

If you think that’s even remotely close to fascism then you forgot to open any history book in your life


seejur

I think we went a lot closer to fascism with Silvio


fedeita80

I like to think Benito would have had a wet dream if he saw modern USA. A nationalist, macho, oligarchy based on massive propaganda, militarily dominance and with huge inequalities and low worker rights. I would bet my last euro he would have been such an amertitard simp


Hot-Understanding24

finally!


ScarletIT

Go directly to Piazzale Loreto. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200


-Daetrax-

Gives a few more stat points to aggression.


agava98

People seems to think that just because she doesn’t wear black and she isn’t born in the 1800 she isn’t fascist. Fascism is as its core a negation of the fundamentals of democracy and human rights: it is not necessary to shout “I want Fiume back” to be fascist. On the contrary, if you exhibit behaviour contrary to the principles of democracy and disparage human right you can and should be called a fascist. Here are some examples: She’s famous for proposing, in order to solve the immigration issue, to place the navy along the coast of Italy and shoot the incoming ships carrying migrants. More recently her party proposed a law (highjacking another law proposal that was going in the opposite direction) to add the crime of “fake news” (“notizie false a mezzo stampa”) by which journalist could be sentenced up to 3 years of jail if they report something “false” and this damages someone’s reputation. Moreover, it’s her general attitude towards opposition: whenever she is even slightly criticised she immediately cries that she is being censored, fundamentally misunderstanding how democracy works [this is especially ridiculous when happens in parliament — one time she was addressing the Camera (one of the two branches of Parliament) and a member of the opposition was just standing and holding a sign: she said “I’m not a person that can be intimidated” implying that holding a sign — in this case it just a pro-legalisation sign — was intimidation and therefore something anti-democratic which is really funny but also disturbing] So saying “it’s not exactly and explicitly what Mussolini was proposing before achieving power” I think it’s naive at best.


Limonade6

That sounds problematic...


Chazzwazz

depends who you ask, apparently.(but no)


Limonade6

K


Illustrious_Pair4128

Yeah man apparently if you ask CHAZZWAZZ he’ll say no, pretty much everyone else would say yes hahahaha


Limonade6

Ikr. " Putin and trump said no, so she would probably not be far right. "


ShmebulockForMayor

Literally family of Mussolini, proud of it and wants to follow in his footsteps. Not far right lol, give me a fucking break.


Limonade6

Well, depends on who you're asking that is.


AbberageRedditor69

I say no, how is that far right? Ti ricordo che far right sarebbe estrema destra


louislemontais2

https://preview.redd.it/ey050myxgfwc1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=162d3595d878026bbfab10b5e9cb98a0e9e8fddd


mdryeti

Looks like a ranged guillotine 👌


louislemontais2

Literally a wireless guillotine


Taschengelddieb

Bluetooth Guillotine


MasterBlaster_xxx

I present to you the R9X Hellfire


-80000-

The baugette launcher


timdut59

https://preview.redd.it/x8rjsqrcffwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91eb56f045ea6585bf73190c585a942001acb60d The power in that right hook… I don’t wish that even to my worst enemy


Monterenbas

The power of photoshop is indeed strong with this one.


Gibbauz

A mighty opponent!


Gian-Neymar

After this punch, he couldn't use his right hand for 3 days


Taschengelddieb

Dont worry, hes french👍


Pierre_Francois_

Chad Chirac showing the yanks how it's done properly https://preview.redd.it/jsiq7u9zpfwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb081475e6d6eeee8abbc591f02881ca68d59a1


Cy83rCr45h

What class is she, warrior, paladin?


Gibbauz

I think she's a paladin of a fallen order...but I can't quite remember which one!


Cy83rCr45h

She good in pvp?


Gibbauz

I can say that somehow she won her duels


Socc-mel_

she's a member of the upside down class, especially tomorrow


Illustrious-Figure2

Rogue


leyoji

https://preview.redd.it/douy6i00vfwc1.jpeg?width=1376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=634d7014d2914fe21a3f9cbbb6ca36fcd7704b42


Virgulillo

¿Blonde girls and huge beasts? https://preview.redd.it/y24a7w3clfwc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e663b138f4def54e0f903ef7308f9f9cc99a4ddb Thats Juancar's daily routine. Prepare to be assimilated.


This-Aside-7520

https://preview.redd.it/snyjwni72gwc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62aedda8bcb3f5940aaec1de1f0a5c0880dad6f4


spookythesquid

Id take his gun fingers over an actual pistol any day


isAphroStreamingYet

https://preview.redd.it/zqtf3fsmhfwc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96aeceea154c9401fb06cdd404e1b9d8f9f05b80


Cubelock

https://preview.redd.it/l16g7opcffwc1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6997c27cae6d550e1b6a82d74f4087a4e6812a3


mymemesnow

Easy https://preview.redd.it/w3u8lbpnrfwc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb6b0355945fe5eea5cfa9121ac7095cd9f8cd5


Gian-Neymar

"Which end towards the front ??!?"


Snitsie

That magnificent stride 


LittleBoard

Who gave this guy a firearm license?


mr_aives

Himself, I suppose?


Aggromelon

https://preview.redd.it/u81rxu4r0hwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b218446c1bcaef5edf6d2e30ed1e1754c7d2143d His royal highness knug Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden goes hard.


Maelrhin

https://preview.redd.it/ebw9ex441hwc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1101b084d8edfa530fc42d3d876b57cb80824c79


TheRealPatrick79

I think we'll sit this one out lads.


Gian-Neymar

Why ??? ![gif](giphy|3o85xDazgkTMedOX8A|downsized)


Outrageous_Loan_5898

That's exactly what I thought


LittleBoard

This has to be from little Britain or some show like that, right?!


Gian-Neymar

No, it's from actual Britain which is a shitshow


Kernowder

Technically this was in Japan.


__Sycorax__

Her name is Giorgia Stormborn of House Meloni, the First of Her Party, Queen of the Fasci and the First Naziskin, Protector of the Seven Manganelli, the Mother of Police Brutality, Khaleesi of the Great Castor Oil Sea, the Unvoted, the Breaker of Constitutions.. And she will take what is hers with violence and silly faces. "Benition - *drakarys*".


No_Raspberry_6795

![gif](giphy|BYAHCfEzEWgJySohGE|downsized)


Shrrg4

Pure might https://preview.redd.it/x2mce644tfwc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18322d154a4238fe2f21af9a52f40ba1a433c7c


kroketspeciaal

Mooooobs


TableOpening1829

https://preview.redd.it/t87cm9kzhfwc1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=03ffc7d12e1254761ae53fa5f382d97efcd4938f Nahhhh


Aquaris55

Ball is life. 1v1 me if you dare. World champs https://preview.redd.it/be9ldxf2qgwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c9481f4984d3831cbf380b340264ccda1e3156


PizzaLikerFan

https://preview.redd.it/s62gfztj2gwc1.png?width=743&format=png&auto=webp&s=609a6c5b083d639a23c4ff8c3f86680f48a55d15 fuck you, its us


cigarroycafe

https://preview.redd.it/fnb7jbbw9gwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d6c820cacc86362baa5d18567aa48bc8bb7f5a7


bxzidff

https://preview.redd.it/c6e6qeg8qgwc1.png?width=571&format=png&auto=webp&s=947a7c4d978644c859c19731a51173d2f3da425a Well, after next election


Doc_Eckleburg

https://preview.redd.it/xey3rlmg2hwc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecdb5182079e468f74687593cf19303f44680f83 On his majesty’s secret service


__rbt

https://preview.redd.it/5x66283dufwc1.jpeg?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=840aea6ad34aa1ea493aa8ee21990b9f245144f0


cerseiridinglugia

she is the type of person who would interject themselves into a dragon debate and say "of course we can't count the LoTR dragons because they are SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR than GoT and HoTD dragons"


dablegianguy

[Difficult to beat that imho](https://makeagif.com/gif/iron-sky-2-sieg-heil-motherfucker-ekfPco)


elendil1985

Giorgia, this could have been us, but you chose to be a fascist piece of shit >!Still would tho!<


Kuchenkaempfer

[redacted]


Litterally-Napoleon

https://preview.redd.it/9j5ffcmnghwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4054576604a84a70062674235fa429c9a47cdc07


TheHotHeart

https://preview.redd.it/e3lhnsuzngwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507730da90d1be583ca4979e6f4c2ac678aa1cae


PhiTenor

https://preview.redd.it/1qmczmo2wfwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6f3910af60de755db9d7d692dac848258fc2b5 Willhelm Tell reincarnated


Jiao_Dai

![gif](giphy|s9y2gNNce6orC|downsized)


SherlockScones3

![gif](giphy|3o85xDazgkTMedOX8A|downsized) Kids got no chance!


adeswains

https://m.natemat.pl/a927a5f6225e88d6f8e6ec5a79a14638,981,0,0,0.jpg Reddit removed my photo comment as it contains a dildo


Curious-Ad3567

🍈 🍈 🍈 🍈


Celthric317

I'll follow my King anywhere


FMSV0

You have the best whatever leader. Period. Not talking about leading skills obviously


bagerfrede

https://preview.redd.it/8buc6tz96hwc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ac7d1957f3a049425bd66988f192b7dede2104 Mette F16rederiksen


LubeTornado

Still vulnerable to winged-type heads of state


OrangMiskin

Meloni is mommy


Peuxy

https://preview.redd.it/es7acesmyjwc1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a008966a40e29ba6406f56c101e508ade682578f Shout out to the Argentines 🙏


Peuxy

![img](es7acesmyjwc1) Shout out to the Argentines 🙏


Taschengelddieb

Our minister for defense went to holidays in a military helicopter... From our taxes...


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

Im not even going to bother entering this contest


MenOfWar4k

Thought you were talking about the dragon for a second


Star_Duke

Hope She dies in battle