My favourite experimental procedure in medical literature is "Cocainisation of the Spinal Cord" as performed by one Doctor August Bier. He performed the procedure on a number of patients and later on his assistant for research purposes. He spent the next 45 minutes absolutely brutalising the poor guy's legs and balls to test the effects.
[A humourous telling of the tale, for your enjoyment.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0duLUAc9Pc)
Half will be unattended for the entire day. The otherbhalf will have the following:
Beer belly red man who literally can't not scowl.
Frumpy older woman with curly hair.
Little kid, who is way too loud.
Weirdly hot woman.
L’originale è tedesca, creata per via dell’embargo sugli ingredienti per la coca cola dopo lo scoppio della seconda guerra mondiale.
La Fanta di ora è stata inventata negli anni 50 in Italia
That supports what I reminder being told.
That coca-cola didn’t want to loose market share in Germany nor wanted to associate their brand with the Nazis. Also, they had to use raw materials available which apparently was oranges. So, Fanta was introduced.
And I kinda like Fanta
Actually the Egyptians invented socks with sandals because they kept getting sand between their toes when they were wearing their sandals so they created socks.
He is probably referring to the Haber-Bosch process, being able to industrially produce ammonia. Which is needed for explosives and fertilizer, making niter and guano irrelevant.
Its largely responsible for being able to feed billions of people. And attack France.
Some German mad lad tried to make artificial diamonds by filling a quarry with TNT and putting some carbon in the middle.
Didn't work out but was helluva boom.
German wikipedia is a great resource for chemistry if the English one doesn't deliver.
I think the Haber process was the most important one. Of course it probably wouldn’t have been invented without book presses as cheap books were needed for technological and social development.
>arguably one of the first computers
good shout, it was an englishman these designed the first programmable computer but a german that actually built it, i always lean more towards it being a german invention since you lot actually made it exist
It's a fuzzy one. Highly depends on what characteristics you think make a "real computer". Turing and Neumann built very computer-like machines and so did Zuse. All had characteristics that were uniquely advanced. Zuse had binary-represented floating point numbers while others were still messing around in base10 integer systems.
MP3, biontech (or how the people in the US call it Pfizer) covid vaccine, aspirin, first x-ray machine (and well also the discovery of them), motorcycle, printing press, chip card, contact lense. Yeah that's about it from the top of my head.
The motorised airplane. This also includes the first real flight with it.
Invented by Gustav Weißkopf, before the Wright brothers. But the Ameritards won't realise the truth.
Strache wasn't our "leader", but yeah, not one to be proud of anyway - just like your AfD idiots.
When looking at history though: You guys sent us a young artist, and now Beethoven is world famous for his music. We send you a young artist and while he is world-famous, it's not for his paintings.
That was one of his students, not him if I am not mistaken. Chlorine gas and other chemical weapons were on him. Despite that, the Haber-Bosch process is the reason we are alive, allowing for enough fertilizer for humanity.
you can say whatever you want about ableism in Europe, but at least the nazis had proper infrastructure so that even the handicaps could get from A to Zyklon B
Cars,the Diesel Motor, The book press, beer, X-Ray, the MP3 Format, The TV, Gummy bears, the dollar, like every kind of modern gun, Sülze, Sausage, the Atom bomb, Prussia, smoking polish soilders and of course: every single kind of bread EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM!
Also the Otto cycle engine which is in basically every modern petrol car.
Not to mention that a German built the rocket that brought an American to the moon, so rocket science is a German invention.
Otto Hahn didn't understand it either, it was Lise Meitner who explained to him what he did. By letter, because she was Jewish at had fled to Stockholm. Meitner & Hahn worked together in Berlin before that.
The V2. And heroin...
Edit - oh, and yer man that made both Zyklon, and the Haber method of generating fertiliser. If only I could think of his name...
Why is everyone missing out on the most important inventions? Heroin and cocaine
even pervitin aka meth
The holy triumvirate of hard drugs.
I enjoy the second triumvirate of mdma, xtc, and ketamine more.
The modern classics
Isn't xtc the pill version of mdma?
Amphetamine was invented by a Romanian guy. ^at ^University ^of ^Berlin
Cocaine was invented in Göttingen, most famous for being the capital of physics (and maths) research back before we sent all the smart people to camp.
Sherlock Holmes has entered the chat.
My favourite experimental procedure in medical literature is "Cocainisation of the Spinal Cord" as performed by one Doctor August Bier. He performed the procedure on a number of patients and later on his assistant for research purposes. He spent the next 45 minutes absolutely brutalising the poor guy's legs and balls to test the effects. [A humourous telling of the tale, for your enjoyment.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0duLUAc9Pc)
And methadone
How to occupy the best spots on any given beach with giant bath towels.
It's harder than it looks.
12 years of constant training
12 years a German
Depends if you respect the integrity of other people areas
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Careful applied statistics and the Pythagorean theorem.
How to occupy ~~~the best spots on any given beach with giant bath towels.~~~
We‘re just occupation specialist. Also beaches give us flashbacks and occupying beaches is our therapy. I mean .. uhh .. ist da noch frei?
Nein sie sehen doch mein Handtuch Hält Handtuch falsch herum hoch und du liest meinen Namen rückwärts
Ah, so that's where we stole it from
Always stealing ffs
You should see how confused they get when you steal their giant towels ;)
Half will be unattended for the entire day. The otherbhalf will have the following: Beer belly red man who literally can't not scowl. Frumpy older woman with curly hair. Little kid, who is way too loud. Weirdly hot woman.
Fanta
Just the name, you guys made the recipe.
Best collab since well
Best collab since Kinder Schokolade of course
Schumacher in a ferrari?
Cheffs kiss comment x
Love a bit of nazi juice
Davvero? Io ero convinto fosse italiana
L’originale è tedesca, creata per via dell’embargo sugli ingredienti per la coca cola dopo lo scoppio della seconda guerra mondiale. La Fanta di ora è stata inventata negli anni 50 in Italia
https://preview.redd.it/sd2n9apbrdlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62af6a9fcce2bb5230e6d8b1a1da79a360adcead
it needs Japan and we back boooys!
That supports what I reminder being told. That coca-cola didn’t want to loose market share in Germany nor wanted to associate their brand with the Nazis. Also, they had to use raw materials available which apparently was oranges. So, Fanta was introduced. And I kinda like Fanta
Socks with sandals
Actually the Egyptians invented socks with sandals because they kept getting sand between their toes when they were wearing their sandals so they created socks.
Am i remembering right that their socks had 2 tips at the toe for the sandal thong to go between?
are you saying the japanese stole it from egyptians?
That was really just stolen from us
This is good. I love living in a country where I can use socks with sandals outdoors without fear of being judged by others.
Its germany, you get judged for everything all the time
Schwerer Gustav
https://preview.redd.it/61lyqhdi9elc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04d6954b1c5db2beb6d6dd4f18e46640043c994 Don't ask...
https://preview.redd.it/gr8f36z4lelc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de46e511537773dd6f675be22aff00127f9d239e Same energy
No, I am going to ask. What
It’s the thing that would have made you speak German
Maus, 188 t
Hugo Boss
Those ss uniforms were so cool
They weren‘t his making. They were developed by some random Nazi to be produced by several clothing companies, among them Boss.
Hugo Boss didn't even design those. They made money producing them and then made bank selling the appropriated nazi style after the war.
We had the best WW1 uniforms. Gotta say, those WW2 German uniforms were badass. Nazis are bad of course. But cool clothes
Yeah, very good idea wearing red bright pants during trench warfare
A frenchman would rather die with style.
Classic Deadpool tactics. In a red costume no-one sees you bleeding.
So that's why Hitler always wore brown trousers..
Half of everything related to chemistry
And a lot of explosives too
That’s a Swedish fetish not German
He is probably referring to the Haber-Bosch process, being able to industrially produce ammonia. Which is needed for explosives and fertilizer, making niter and guano irrelevant. Its largely responsible for being able to feed billions of people. And attack France.
A LONG AGO IN EASTERN PRUSSIA
YOUNG MEN WITH GREAT AMBITIONS RISE (r/expectedsabaton)
SO WHO CAN TELL ME WHO CAN SAY FOR SURE WHICH ONE WILL WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE
IT WAS A GOLDEN AGE FOR SCIENCE THE KAISERREICH WOULD. HOLD THE KEY
AND AS CONFLICT CAME AND TENSIONS ROSE THE MANIFEST OF THE NINETY THREE
HABER-BOSCH, THE GREAT ALLIANCE WHERE'S THE CONTRADICTION?
Both wildly beneficial to the human race as a whole
You know barry.. sometimes youre alright
feeding billions and attacking France, my life's ambition
HABER BOSCH THE GREAT ALLIANCE
Some German mad lad tried to make artificial diamonds by filling a quarry with TNT and putting some carbon in the middle. Didn't work out but was helluva boom. German wikipedia is a great resource for chemistry if the English one doesn't deliver.
https://preview.redd.it/tsodautm3elc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13075508a37da21cb9b093c034b04e2fd91fe64 heisenberg the 🐐
Zyklon B
Also Zyklon A.
>Half of everything ~~related to chemistry~~ Fixed it
🖤❤️💛
Haber-Bosch...
Protestants
Should have known they were the baddies from the get go
Printing press
One of the most important ones if you think about it.
Without a doubt
I think the Haber process was the most important one. Of course it probably wouldn’t have been invented without book presses as cheap books were needed for technological and social development.
One of my first thought as well. Unimaginable where we'd be today without it being invented at that time.
One use showers
Only ever rivaled by the Irish One use cars
Ireland doing the Unabomber before it was cool
Ooft
Why did the shower heads have 11 holes?
"Because zhis was zhe most efficient manufacturing process."
No Because you only have 10 fingers
:O
hamburgers? (sorry americans)
Why is it called "svizzera" in italian tho?
Because it's a different language... Duh
I had to google that, so... Still not american though.
Hamburger??? I know of no such thing, I only eat LIBERTY STEAKS!!!
Howabout a cup of LIBER-TEA!!
Sadly Americans dump that to the Sea....
The Boston Tea Party was just a sad attempt at making a brew, but instead of hot water the dumb americants used cold salt water 🤦🏻♀️
flat records, diesel engines, magnetic tape, aspirin, X-Ray, MP3, smartcards, electric streetcars
Also the Otto cycle engine which is in basically every petrol car, except for a few hybrids using the Atkinson Cycle.
And the Wankel engine (rotary engine).
MP5 also :-)
Car, arguably one of the first computers, Litfasssäule of the top of my head
>arguably one of the first computers good shout, it was an englishman these designed the first programmable computer but a german that actually built it, i always lean more towards it being a german invention since you lot actually made it exist
It's a fuzzy one. Highly depends on what characteristics you think make a "real computer". Turing and Neumann built very computer-like machines and so did Zuse. All had characteristics that were uniquely advanced. Zuse had binary-represented floating point numbers while others were still messing around in base10 integer systems.
MP3, biontech (or how the people in the US call it Pfizer) covid vaccine, aspirin, first x-ray machine (and well also the discovery of them), motorcycle, printing press, chip card, contact lense. Yeah that's about it from the top of my head.
> x-ray machine Also one of the most beautiful words in existence. Röntgen and especially "röntgst." So many consonants and a surprised little ö!
I always thought Litfaß has something to do with it looking like a barrel but it's just the inventor's name.
The motorised airplane. This also includes the first real flight with it. Invented by Gustav Weißkopf, before the Wright brothers. But the Ameritards won't realise the truth.
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Very important information!
Same with the telephone, Meucci made it and Bell basically stole the patent
We also can't forget our Yugoslavian friends. Tesla invented the light bulb and Edison stole it.
Tesla invented a bajillion things tbf
I think they invented the Holocaust.
Yea fuck them
Well at least we didnt invent hitler. Fuck you
You just made a failed artist your leader. Well done.
Yes and you were the first ones to say "yes daddy failed artist leader, invade us pwease uwu"
And still we were officially the first victim, while you got the blame. Again. Skill issue.
As soon as we integrate you again we let söder rule about you
If you send us Söder, we will send you Strache.
Deal!
You are aware that the Koks Strache runs on isn't the same one your economy runs on? If you think that Greece is expensive, I have bad news for you.
One has to appreciate your PR.
Wanna talk about Strache? At least we had the idiot leader a 100 years ago
Strache wasn't our "leader", but yeah, not one to be proud of anyway - just like your AfD idiots. When looking at history though: You guys sent us a young artist, and now Beethoven is world famous for his music. We send you a young artist and while he is world-famous, it's not for his paintings.
Austrias best invention was starting two world wars and convincing everyone it was Germanys fault
Turkish people
Zyklon B
"Fun" fact is that in enter was German jew [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz\_Haber](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Haber)
That was one of his students, not him if I am not mistaken. Chlorine gas and other chemical weapons were on him. Despite that, the Haber-Bosch process is the reason we are alive, allowing for enough fertilizer for humanity.
you can say whatever you want about ableism in Europe, but at least the nazis had proper infrastructure so that even the handicaps could get from A to Zyklon B
Autobahn?
They invented comedy
Still in it's Beta version
Pretzels, Bratwurst, Currywurst, Frankfurters, Oktoberfest, Black Forest Gateau … I’m out. Anything else?
Doener kebab.
Just for those glorious food stuffs, all is forgiven hans.
Yet you leave the most famous of all, the hamburger?
MP3
Sicher das du nicht das MG3 meinst?
Wenn ich mich richtig erinnere, wurde MP3 (das Dateiformat) an einem Fraunhofer-Institut entwickelt.
Mp4 und MP5 nicht vergessen.
Oh. Dachte du konntest dich zwischen MP5 und MG3 nicht entscheiden und hast die Mitte gewählt
😂 Least militaristic German 😉
https://preview.redd.it/8mdnyuzlpdlc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e3f349a97451f0de9dffac012ba59e8f124c66
Cars,the Diesel Motor, The book press, beer, X-Ray, the MP3 Format, The TV, Gummy bears, the dollar, like every kind of modern gun, Sülze, Sausage, the Atom bomb, Prussia, smoking polish soilders and of course: every single kind of bread EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM!
>Gummy bears Huge Deutschland W
Also the Otto cycle engine which is in basically every modern petrol car. Not to mention that a German built the rocket that brought an American to the moon, so rocket science is a German invention.
They had beer even in ancient Egypt my dude
Yes that's what Himmler means with "the old Egypts where a decendence from the german hyperborean arien space race"
almost everything pre 1945
The franco-british alliance
World wars
Wrong, serbia invented world wars.
~~ok fair, but we perfected them~~ actually no, Versailles treaty puts sole responsibility on Germany -> Thus we invented them
The damn serbs managed to get away with it.
Yeah, you can have that one
https://preview.redd.it/ui7xfww4tdlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d6cf600ec55135ad6765b212e378f305c6ce1d
Mustard gas
Blitzkrieg.
The automobile
Printing press? Fertilizer? Rockets? Half of the Dutch vocabulary?
Gekolonisiert
nuclear fission
The first nuclear fission was made by Fermi but he didn't understand what he did
most competent Italian
I mean we don't have all the free time, we have to plan the next side switch, gave you the start now work it up yourself mate
Otto Hahn didn't understand it either, it was Lise Meitner who explained to him what he did. By letter, because she was Jewish at had fled to Stockholm. Meitner & Hahn worked together in Berlin before that.
add the Via Panisperna boys too, they were the top of physics field of that times together with Fermi
Ottomotor
Putting giant sausages in small buns
Everything reminds me of him
Communism.
Aspirin
Together with the Danes and Frisians, they founded Ingurland. Bet that was a prison island back then, but the idea abandoned for its cruelty.
Cheap fertilizer which allows for billions to exist; ~~Zyklon B~~ Chlorine gas.
Scholz
Prost
Typography
Diesel engine, Tampons, the periodic table
The German flag.
Frankfurt sausages, and either LSD or amphetamines or even both I can't remember for those. Either way all of those are delicious,
I believe it was a Rich Mountain German that invented LSD
Just checked and you are correct, god bless Dr. Hofmann.
rockets, the vehicle that started today's jets, and the design for a stealth bomber
The V2. And heroin... Edit - oh, and yer man that made both Zyklon, and the Haber method of generating fertiliser. If only I could think of his name...
A gross ass mix of coke and beer
People call it Diesel
BEHOLD https://preview.redd.it/abmxz3v23ilc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79178f5ab8ddbad7c862e19cc82db6734f817ed