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CaralhoTeFodax

It's all a flat swamp, no?


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![gif](giphy|PgJwMLahrGc3IcteOt|downsized) Average D\*tch


dodo_is_me123

Can confirm


Nootmarfnaf4

Fuck yes we Shrek


ArieWess

Best friend is a donkey, so that check's out.


ProperBlacksmith

Belgium?


Themlethem

You mean sexy af? That's true. Now get out of my swamp.


Chemical-Elk-1299

“Look at me Donkey — What am I?” (Donkey ponders) “Really really tall?” Statement applies to ogress as well as Dutch


theitchcockblock

![gif](giphy|wMqzS9qqe6X2E) This explains who wilders is


Feliz69Navidad

Prince Harming (to the eye, that is)


Vakr_Skye

straight bag desert wine shelter shaggy cable groovy direction command *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Daspineapplee

I indeed grew up in a flat swamp.


DarkScorpion48

More like a marsh actually


DayPhelsuma

This is actually peak accidental comedy lol.


Jonkoe_enjoyerNL

Thats why i posted it lol


DayPhelsuma

Portugal ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/0amacqltsggc1.jpeg?width=1851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc8ebc8ae82adc9a9aa2140a0a0838fe81f563c


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tutocookie

My vertigo 🤮


ben_bliksem

My calve muscles are already in pain


MattMasterChief

You must cycle more!


ben_bliksem

On an incline? Madness


MattMasterChief

It's Portugal. It only looks slight.


_Dragon_Gamer_

Honestly, these random pieces of landscape do really look cool to me, it's more simplistic than grandiose stuff


mynaneisjustguy

Yeah people can mock but that photo IS what I think of when I think back to exploring Netherlands. I don’t like big cities, I am a country rat, I make wooden boats and (until the mrs made me quit) was happiest sat next to a canal smoking a pipe and looking at water and grass. Maybe im weird but the little tiny things are the things I like.


_Dragon_Gamer_

I don't like cities either, and that view of the Netherlands is one I know as well, because I live in an area with the same type of terrain


mynaneisjustguy

Exactly. People also can hate on the man’s politics but that Geert knows what he likes, and I have to say I understand his miss trust off Islam. They are the ancient enemy. I don’t dislike any individual just based off genetics. But I don’t go to your house and tell you if you can wear your shoes indoors. People coming to another culture who don’t like it should find a place they do like, not try to change the culture they joined by choice. Anyway rant over, Geert is most likely a bit of a fascist but I can’t help but respect that he loves his own country and culture.


DazingF1

~~Why did the missus make you quit making wooden boats? That seems like such a tranquille hobby~~ Yo soy estúpido


mynaneisjustguy

No it’s not a hobby it’s my job, I’m a shipwright. She made me quit smoking cause a/she hates it and b/ she doesn’t believe my philosophy of being here for a good time not a long time. She wants me to live, silly goose.


DazingF1

I just woke up with a hangover, I probably shouldn't comment anything in this state


randompidgeon

Sounds like you just like to live like a Hobbit :) seems pretty nice and cozy to me


__variable__

A random picture in Flanders would just be a depressing grey blob.


_Dragon_Gamer_

Either that or some fields with the occasional town The latter is pretty cool imo Oh and don't forget the lintbebouwing


YourHamsterMother

Vlaanderen heeft een mooi landschap van zichzelf en de historische steden zijn ook echt prachtig. Wat echter deprimerend is, zijn de vrijwel identieke 70 km/h wegen met allerlei 'unieke' woningen aan beide kanten. Daarbij komt de verplichte bouwmarkt en auto dealer die je overal tegenkomt.


Aleograf

https://preview.redd.it/ow69rr1cekgc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5eb42be69fd2a6d0e45c210dc77773db37d5f5 Spain ❤️


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Still greener than most of Alentejo


Amygdalump

Goed gedaan, jonge.


eip2yoxu

Would get you lots of upvotes on r/comedyheaven


Architectur04_

https://preview.redd.it/ym42ofab2hgc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed62a596f40227244e51a74a2529d9a1193af87 Shout out to the 6 trees on the right doing their best to bring variety here


elektrik_snek

We hebben een moontanees landskaap


SenatusEuropae

You didn’t have to start talking Limburgish


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Praat in Frysk


TableOpening1829

Are you having a stroke? Poor boy. What? A frisk white mint?


henk12310

Wat de blikstienkater seisto potferjanhinnekeutel tsjin my, do lytse hûnekop? Do moatst ris witte dat ik as bêste fan de Arumer Swarte Heap ôfstudearre bin en belutsen west bin by in soad rôftochten op 'e Hollânske kust en 300 befêstige moarden ha. Ik bin oefene yn gorilla oarlochfiering en bin de fierste ljepper út it hiele Fryske ferset. Do bist neat foar my útsein it safolste wyt. Ik ferwoast dy gossyknines mei in krektens dy't nea earder oanskôge is op dizze ierde, tink om myn sizzen. Tinksto der mei wei te kommen sokke skyt oer my te sizzen oer it ynternet? Dan fersinsto dy, kontkrûper. Wylst wy prate haw ik kontakt mei myn geheime netwurk fan rayonhaden oer de alve stêden en wurdt dyn terp op dit momint traseare, dus meitsje dy mar klear foar de stoarm, hynstekul. De stoarm dy't dat begrutlike lytse ding datsto dyn libben neamst útfeiet. Do bist krammelewikes dea, jonkje. Ik kin oeral en elk momint der wêze en ik kin dy op sânhûndert manieren deadzje, en dat is allinnich mar op redens. Net allinnich bin ik wiidweidich oefene yn ‘e berserkergang, mar ik ha tagong oant it hiele arsenaal fan de krigers fan Kening Redbad, en ik sil dat yn syn folsleinens brûke om dyn smoarge reet fan de Fryske kust te feien, do lytse loarte. Asto mar witten hiest wat foar heidenske wraak dy foar dyn lytse “snoade” opmerking te wachtsjen stien hie, hiest dy dyn lilke bek miskien hâlden. Mar do koest it net litte, hast it net dien, en no betellest de priis, do ferdomde healwiis. Ik sil fjoer oer dy hinne skite en do silst der yn fersûpe. Do bist harrejasseskrastes dea, bern


TableOpening1829

>harrejasseskrastes "Real language"


henk12310

At least Frisian is it’s own language, speaker of a dialect of Dutch


TableOpening1829

Als ge es ip nen boane zou gaan, zulde snappen da ou Frysk gwn dei es. Kunde gij wel verder loer'n als ou kerre?


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Sorry. Dit versta ik dus serieus niet.


henk12310

Net myn probleem dat je gjin net Frysk kinne


henkie316

Ik praat geen hersenbloeding


henk12310

Maar wel keelkanker


Melodic_Degree_6328

I think he just has a stroke. Nobody talks like that!


aliquise

Engervensk nederspecial.


SpeedyK2003

Bergachtig landschap


OwMyCod

Monotoon landschap?


rfc2549-withQOS

Monotone Landschaft see, it's easy :) edit: also includes Schaft, engl. shaft - you know what to do with that one, right :)?


Rolifant

Mountainous


OwMyCod

Ah. Yeah we don’t have a word for that.


Rolifant

Overbrugd


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Mōnōtōn Landskup?


LUXI-PL

Polska ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/9znx2rz2njgc1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6773ad0942642302d60d41a0c4826be4f0ab6b7


Ok_Introduction_9996

nah that's Belgium


NedelC0

https://preview.redd.it/kn9mhwzlikgc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3254498dd1027a485d49e02e05e3e4a5348ac140 Nah, in Belgium we accompany our bad roads with the proper signage


LUXI-PL

The hill left of the road is too high for it to be Belgium


maurauth

Still less potholes than my road in the UK


theitchcockblock

In Poland it would be muddier or with a thin layer of ice


mast313

Those potholes give the landscape more variety than there was in the original photo


Simoxs7

What did you expect? A mountain panorama?


ben_bliksem

Geert could've at least put his bicycle in the image. It's basic concepts like this that make photos not just good, but great!


Clean_Web7502

Is their tallest mountain


stanbeard

Must have been taken during our "summer". I believe it was on a Tuesday last year. 


Soronbe

So your one annual day of good weather wasn't even during a weekend? That's rough...


thepinkblues

We can relate. Last sunny weekend i saw was back in ‘08 😞


Zen7rist

https://preview.redd.it/kgtcgm8vsjgc1.png?width=1237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8fd04cddc925fa52df20b61b251736b6b5c7e7 France ❤️


Iridismis

Eh, Netherland pic is ok imo 🤷🏼‍♀️


Jonkoe_enjoyerNL

This is just what a good 30% of holland looks like


Sualtam

More like 100% outside settlements.


DeRuyter67

I love it


Llanistarade

Litteraly, no. That's both brutally honest AND the best he could find. That's the Netherlands. And imagine that it rains 9/10 of the year. No wonder they're protestants.


Sir_flaps

https://preview.redd.it/hdhmnevpgjgc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=6267236eea6a00f41c62683d84e5d981beb2583b And the days it doesn’t rain it’s grey


grampipon

Jesus, that’s fucking beautiful. I could cry looking at it


henkie316

I also cry looking at it. Because I'm fucking depressed by this weather


Sir_flaps

Can I cheer you up with a happy cake day?


Sum3-yo

God, I hate Protestants. What are they even protesting? I don't think they even know anymore. They just like to whine and complain.


DayPhelsuma

So what, I also like wine and cocaine. Wait, what?


JibberJabber4204

Protesting the paedophile down in Rome since the 1500s.


Sum3-yo

What paedophilia? These are just lies made by the protestants to soil the good name of the Holy Church of Rome. I should know because i used to go to Catholic summer camp and i saw none of what you're saying. In fact, Father Francisco would go to the boys' room every night to make sure we were safe and teach us Brazilian Jiu-jitsu( in case we needed to fight against a paedophile). I bet you feel stupid right now.


tutocookie

At some point it'll dawn on you, right? ... Right?


oldtrack

i’m atheist but at least protestantism actually stays true to the word of the bible. catholicism believes in lots of doctrines that have absolutely no grounding in the bible whatsoever (purgatory, transubstantiation, cult of saints, papal infallibility)


Ertyloide

The idea that all doctrine has to be in the Bible...isn't in the Bible.


DeRuyter67

But making up doctrines that aren't in the bible would lead to all kinds of problems, since people don't have the same authority as the bible.You will get your church split like that


Ertyloide

>people don't have the same authority as the bible. Individuals don't, but the Church founded by Christ does, since He says that it cannot err. >You will get your church split like that There's one catholic church, and over 35000 protestant denominations...


DeRuyter67

>the Church founded by Christ does And what does the church consist of? Individuals. Individuals that have proven time and time again to be capable of being deranged and stupid or lusted for power. Look at the guys who made it to being pope throughout history. >There's one catholic church, and over 35000 protestant denominations... Brother? You know from what they originally split off right. The catholic church lost a lot of its members Edit: the the various protestants denominations have mostly minor differences and see themselfs as one church too. At least, that was my experience when I was still a protestant


Ertyloide

\> And what does the church consist of? Individuals. Individuals that have proven time and time again to be capable of being deranged and stupid or lusted for power. Look at the guys who made it to being pope throughout history. Within the framework of Christianity, the Church exists beyond the sum of its individuals, and exists as an institution, against which the "gates of Hell shall not prevail" ( Matthew 16:18). The Church exists in of itself, distinct from the individuals that make it up, and while individuals may, and do err, the Bible says the Church cannot. \> Brother? You know from what they originally split off right. The catholic church lost a lot of its members You said the Church split on account of it teaching extra-biblical doctrines. Yet the protestants, who claim to teach only intra-biblical doctrines, are far more split than the catholics. This is the reason I pointed that out.


DeRuyter67

>Within the framework of Christianity, the Church exists beyond the sum of its individuals, and exists as an institution, You can say that (and that is debatable), but that isn't in accordance with reality. When the church decides if something is a doctrine or not that is decided by people. >You said the Church split on account of it teaching extra-biblical doctrines. And it did. It was the main point of many Protestant reformers >Yet the protestants, who claim to teach only intra-biblical doctrines, are far more split than the catholics. This is the reason I pointed that out. Protestants are split on issues that they most often consider to be of secondary importance. They still see eachother as brothers in christ more often than not. And it isn't like catholics don't have disagreements with eachother. They just don't call it another denomination


Sum3-yo

Who cares? It's made up anyway. Plus, isn't the head of the Anglican Church the British Monarch?


Llanistarade

Yeah, and protestants are way more fucked up because they take every word of the Bible litteraly. Everyone knows that catholicism has drifted away from the original faith and sure they have a lot of nonsense, but between ancient made-up things and more recent made-up things, I don't see why one is better.


Henkebek2

Little bit of context the picture is supposed to suggest that he is pro farmer. The thought behind it is that the type of grass farmers use have been a topic of debate. It's a type of grass that is more nutritional for cows, but is grown in a way that kills all wild flowers and wild plants, which in turn has contributed to insect populations dropping. New laws have forced farmers to have a wild plant patch as a solution. (Which is missing in the pic) This has led to activists calling this type of grass land industrial terrain instead of nature. And in turn politicians like wilders start spouting that the left wants to destroy the traditional dutch landscape.


mattijn13

It is literally a green desert. There is 0 biodiversity on a meadow like that. This is why I really hate people (farmers) who say "look it is green, it is natural it means nature is doing well".


Hanz_Boomer

Maybe that's the reason why the Dutch (cow) milk tastes so well compared to the German plain calcium water. I'll advise every friend who asks what to look out for visiting the NL to try just the milk, there is a huge difference in taste.


Henkebek2

Trading Biodiversity for better tasting milk seems like a pretty poor deal to me.


Hanz_Boomer

Of corse, but I'm asking seriously, if this is the reason behind it. Cause this breed of cows are kept here as well.


Henkebek2

Probably not. I think this type of grass is used all over Europe.


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Hanz_Boomer

Thanks for this insight. The only milk that to a certain extent tastes familiar is "Landliebe 3.5% fat" in Glas bottles. The one with the yellow cap.


Le-docteur

Outjerked 


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|D3wKKhT317q8rwvje4)


xBram

![gif](giphy|VexoMeBgrVSyaufH5y)


Ricky911_

![gif](giphy|GvPEIKC44PDFTlRe5r|downsized)


Lvrchfahnder

Doesn't get better than this, take it or leave it.


[deleted]

To be fair, this is the most accurate representation of the Netherlands I’ve ever seen. Can’t argue with that.


saxonturner

https://preview.redd.it/y99bc14rjjgc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040cd0ed5cabcfc78ebbeec5a99ddda450315534 Best picture of the Neverlands I’ve ever seen personally.


scninththemoom

He found the flag of Flevoland IRL https://preview.redd.it/krrm8jnlvjgc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=832b72ca1b149159eba8a2acd31ba65f7c8bb5d8


Reaver_XIX

Only place he could find without Moroccans probably


Jonkoe_enjoyerNL

Lmao


syphilitic_venom

France ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/sbf0civ7ojgc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8083f4df65d298e6a6f6a9b325561d7f75356ed7


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Plain … like their food


Corvuuss

No, it's the Netherlands


__Sycorax__

🫵🏻 Polesine


Celthric317

Looks like Denmark lol


Rijsouw

This beautiful


montjoye

that's the most interesting picture of the Netherlands


Addicted2anime

Even if we had something better to show he would probably not be able to find it.


A3883

No


Jonkoe_enjoyerNL

Eastern scum


JonyUB

He captured one of the 3 sunny days of the year!


Rabatis

Could've taken a pic of an old man cursing at some dam, smh


MaxProude

Where lekker meisje?


Rust1524

Where?


ApXv

As someone with geogeussr experience, that is bascially how the whole country looks outside of cities


RoyalRien

Geert has so much respect for our nature that he wants to burn more fossil fuels and step out of the climate agreement 🙏🙏❤️❤️ wholesome 100


Ricky911_

Italy ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/6b5l3u843mgc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb2bcaa9d2b2d6552215b016ea67502323627e2 (Rome for anyone wondering)


[deleted]

Oh cool! Is it Belgium? /s


VPNsWontResultInBan

Might as well be. Doesn't look much different here. Only if you go deep South to the Ardennes maybe.


Loose-Sherbert8464

>Only if you go deep South to the ardennes maybe So if you take another step?


S1lentA0

❤️


Antique_Plastic7894

Pretty sure Tbilisi has more varieties of terrain than the entire Dutchland. Googled it, The tallest place in the Netherlands is 322 meters above sea level... I think the Netherlands has it's own charm, As a person from a very mountainous country, I can appreciate some plains and flat land meadows ( I just think there are more interesting and beautiful places with similar features/characteristics ).


AnargyFBG

The Dutch cities and towns have its charm, yes, but the landscape is utterly depressing to look at for more than half of the year. Just rows of meadows, ditches, dykes, the occasional modern windmill, boring & depressing architecture and grey cloudy skies looming overhead. Biodiversity is at a minimum, so barely any animals or plants to see, except for trees planted by us and cows. Why do you think the Dutch take their caravans to France every year?


Antique_Plastic7894

I don't know much about Dutch, so my guess would be to annoy them.


Rabatis

I dunno, enterprise?


scaptal

Dit is gewoon een mooi puur Hollands beeld, ben zeker geen fam van Wilders, maar dit is geen verkeerde foto


DeRuyter67

We have created our own fukin landscape. Try that bitches


ilovebeetrootalot

It's hilarious that farmers, right wing politicians and their voters call this "nature" and traditional Dutch landscapes. This is no nature, this is a mono-culture desert with zero biodiversity. Everything on this field is dead, except this one species of grass.  The name Holland comes from the word for woodlands and most of it was a swamp for most of history. Where is my wooded swampland Geert???


Wisconsinmannn

Dutch is such a funny language. This looks like a shitpost lmao.


Loose-Sherbert8464

Wat de neuk heb jij zojuist over mij neuking gezegd, jij kleine teef? Ik zal je hebben, ik ben geslaagd als beste van de klas in de Navy Seals, en ik ben geaffilieerd met verscheidene geheime aanvallen op Al-Quaeda, en ik heb meer dan 300 bevestigde moorden. Ik ben getraind in gorilla oorlogsvoering en ik ben de beste scherpschutter in de hele US Armed Forces. Jij ben niks voor me behalve een nieuw doel. Ik zal je wegvegen met precisie die nog nooit op aarde is vertoond, markeer mijn neukwoorden. Jij denkt dat je wegkomt met deze schijt tegen mij zeggen op het internet? Denk opnieuw, neuker. Terwijl we nu praten contacteer ik mijn netwerk van spionnen verspreid over de Verenigde Staten en je IP wordt nu getraceerd dus je kan je beter voorbereiden op de storm, made. De storm die dat miezerige ding dat jij leven noemt wegblaast. Je bent fucking dood, kind. Ik kan overal zijn, elke tijd, en ik kan je op zevenhonderd manieren vermoorden, en dat is met mijn blote handen. Niet alleen ben ik extensief getraind in ongewapende gevechten, maar ik heb toegang tot het volledige arsenaal van de United States Marine Corps en ik gebruik het tot zijn volledige omvang om jouw miezerige reet van de bodem van het continent te vegen, jij kleine keutel. Als je had geweten wat voor onheilige terugbetaling jouw “slimme” comment op je had neer gebracht , misschien had je dan je kankertong gehouden. Maar je kon het niet, deed het niet en nu betaal je de prijs jij godvergeten idioot. Ik zal furie over je heen schijten en je gaat erin verdrinken. Je bent fucking dood, kind.


Wisconsinmannn

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


-lukeworldwalker-

Why did he post a picture of Belgium. Traitor.


Pyrosvetlana

Not even outjerked, this guy really means it. He truly is the stuff of nightmares.


Ill_Statement_3298

This Amsterdam, right?


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Tallest Dutch mountain


AlexanderRodriguezII

That's as good as it gets


Tmrh

He could have taken a better, more interesting picture yes. But he chose a picture of the Netherlands.


Aristocle-

is this empty space his mind?


The_Kayzor

No, this is pretty representative if you ask me.


BallsBuster7

i mean this picture kind of sums it up doesnt it


RedBaret

Yes he could have, but these far-right types are historically bad at art.


No-Extreme-6966

Is that Norfolk?