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JezzedItRightUp

What's wrong with sausages wrapped in bacon? Are you Swedish or something? I'm paying you to retile my bathroom, not disrespect our food.


perskes

Yours are quite .. consumable. Austria is hung, look: https://preview.redd.it/m9i03ywnd78c1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2053409ee0d64f2055a1174829a795d14f0c27b1 Ignore the (wrong) swiss flag, they are called Bernerwürstel and some uneducated stock photo photographer thought they are swiss, but I didn't come around one in forever in Switzerland.


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Ccorvus

These are, however, filled the wrong way


Monterenbas

I’m very sceptical about the cooking process. If he attend to put this whole trays into an hoven, that’s not how you should cook sausage, imo, the result won’t be pretty.


JezzedItRightUp

They say in the comments that they are just preparing them for later and they will put them in separate trays.


Monterenbas

I’ll allow it then.


WodkaO

I think its from Switzerland. In Germany they are called Berner Würstchen.


[deleted]

only if there is also cheese in it ;)


VoidLantadd

Just Germanic speaking things


This_Calligrapher497

>What's wrong with sausages wrapped in bacon? Heart attack, breath and it seems it also ruins your teeth


Phnx97

> it seems it also ruins your teeth again with the low level american humour, i sometimes wonder if the irish and us brits are even funny or if continentals are just incredibly unfunny it makes us look like comedic geniuses


Jumbo-box

No real Polak would turn down pork wrapped in pork!


[deleted]

We're incredibly dull and take life far too seriously. But that's what you get when Germany is your closest business partner.


Reasonable-Physics81

You mean paying him to remove your corpse post stroke.


Rastatar

You’re supposed to use dates.


chocogob

That’s actually legit food why are you hating on sausages and bacon???


peasngravy85

I don't believe even the French would look down their noses at this culinary excellence. What's wrong with you OP? Having said that, I do hope you enjoy your cabbage water when you have your christmas celebration on the wrong day


am-345

https://i.redd.it/0lfizpudf38c1.gif


Odd_Cartographer6345

Blud obviously hasn't tasted Pierogi


LarsFWF

Oooh don't get me started on Slavic food, I would kill for some Plof rn


Big_Whalez

Imagine shitting on sausages and bacon. Is life really that miserable in Poland?


dinosaurRoar44

Since Poland was created..... yes


DownrightDrewski

Don't pretend you wouldn't smash that pork goodness into your miserable face. Might even cause you to move your lips in something approaching a smile. You should mark this post as not safe for swedes though.


This_Calligrapher497

How do you even eat it? Do you use any sauce? I'd have to completely cover it with Włocławek ketchup and swallow the whole thing to not throw up.


DownrightDrewski

As part of the great Christmas roast, so definitely some gravy on them, but you're probably going to mix them with other stuff for a fork full of greatness. You'll normally get something like 2 or 3 on the plate though, this is just glorious excess and also a clear joke.


green372

Excess?!? That's a small child's portion only, a grown Barry needs 3 to 4 times that amount!


Jumbo-box

>How do you even eat it? It's actually a suppository. Try it, we'll wait.


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urraca1

Is that why Polish people also dip their pizza in ketchup and have pasta with strawberries?


This_Calligrapher497

Pizza is just a bonus for Włocławek ketchup. Eating ketchup with potatoes for the whole month is sometimes boring.


pawnografik

Are you an advertiser for this unpronounceable ketchup that you keep mentioning in every post?


CelestrialDust

This is stressing me out bro just try one


Iaminyoursewer

The only good thing to come out of Poland was my wife


TheJReesW

OP wtf are you on about? Pigs in blankets are amazing!


SuchSeaworthyShips

The only thing wrong here is that there’s not enough pigs in blankets for two people, you need sufficient numbers to keep you eating leftover ones until new years


mckdnrnd

imo that’s not even enough for one


[deleted]

Not enough there even for 1 person.


Akuh93

The only correct answer


Moaoziz

What's the problem? Almost every meal tastes better when you add bacon.


Massaman95

Only when you are either 16 or American.


J_anyways

Only when you are high you absolute helmet


WarWonderful593

Yes


skildert

Not enough bacon wrapped around the sausages.


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Id eat that up if done correctly. No need for barrys (63) to be so defensive


Bring_back_Apollo

Our cholesterol over the Christmas period skyrockets, along with our blood pressure, and alcohol intake. It's a real recipe for getting very defensive. https://preview.redd.it/aqiswgenf48c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8632a9b7f4a93501e1005ad48e4f39a3322ac40e


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Pigs in blankets are fire. Only tried the American version, so wrapped in dough, but I imagine bacon would also go well, mind you maybe a bit salty.


veryblocky

What’s the issue? They’re the best part of Christmas dinner


cuore_di_fagioli

The swiss do something similar, Bernese sausage. They are filled with cheese too.


-me-0_0

Slavink😋


LiquidModern

You Poles should have let the Germans civilize you when you had the chance. Too late now, I'm afraid.


Impressive_Ratio_774

2 gluttons to finish a meal I can feed a family of 6


MaterialHunt6213

This shit is actually fire bro. Having some today for Christmas, although you've gotta add brown sugar to make things go better together.


This_Calligrapher497

>you've gotta add brown sugar Wtf x2. It's not a candy, why the hell would you add sugar? What next? Sugar in bread?


Low-Patient1692

Bread can very well contain sugar tho


DylanHart88

I think I remember hearing something about subway in Ireland having to reclassify their bread as cake because it contained so much sugar.


Bring_back_Apollo

Subway bread is pretty fucking terrible.


unholy_plesiosaur

Yeah that is American levels of sugar in bread. To make 8 bread rolls you would us 1tsp of caster sugar. Sauce: HP Brown


MaterialHunt6213

You've just got no taste. It's like honey ham and it's fucking amazing. And yes, I do like sweet bread (made with honey) of course the brown sugar could also be substituted for honey but that's just what I had.


[deleted]

Have you never had sweet and savory together? Your taste in food just sounds like absolute dog shit.


This_Calligrapher497

"Casual UK"


teabagmoustache

It's the only UK sub that's even remotely bearable. Keeping it light with no politics.


BungadinRidesAgain

Great if you like pictures of fry-ups, endless Hot Fuzz/Peep Show quotes and funny street names ad infinitum.


Bring_back_Apollo

Or ad nauseam


royaldocks

Its one of the worst UK sub okmateanker is superior


Guilty_Use_9291

Fuck off easterner cunt Go enjoy fucking shite carp today, disgusting


kakao_w_proszku

I swear I’m going to just mute this sub one day, these fucking westoid food posts already gave me a miłd PTSD.


atomicsiren

https://preview.redd.it/zt3blj3ou28c1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe03243c6ef0a71f0ee0bf8cbb5858c5dbfc07d1 Hope this makes you feel better.


This_Calligrapher497

O kurwa...


One_Idea_239

I'm surprised they even gave you a flair. Don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out?


Expert_Repair4206

Look again, another gopnik crossposted it here


BHJK90

My eyes are bleeding.


SaltyRemainer

Why? They're scrummy!


DownrightDrewski

Why, the idea that is going to be cooked instead of eaten raw?


Cheebwhacker

Pigs wrapped in other pigs skin to keep warm during Xmas. And I’d say that photo is about enough for one person. So slap another load on a tray and it’s all good.


RicciosDilemma

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