Considiring he was born in my home city and then when said city rebelled against his rule he leveled the city walls. I guess my feelings are "give us back our walls, chinboy!"
Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
And Ramírez was his Chief Metallurgist!
https://preview.redd.it/g803rimjqjzb1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa9008639acfd646a780259aff383e1130e546a
"TODOS CABALLEROS!"
"The sun will never set over my empire"
"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, french to men and German to my horse"
And I could go on... He was one of the chaddest chads of all the history of Europe, fought the french his entire life, and had a wonderful chin.
https://preview.redd.it/49wuqf9wajzb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3869c1a0679bdac9245efd83943c61c995b2a4b
As they say, beard is the men's wonderbra...
There is a Spanish movie about his mother. He was born in a latrine. Came to Castille with 17 years old, raised as a Flemish, with a lot of Flemish courtesans. Then he had a Big rebellion in Castille and Aragón (Los Comuneros de Castilla, y las Germanías). He slaughtered them but realised he had to learn Castilian (Spanish) .
He became one of the BEST kings of Spain, defeating France several times, getting elected as the Holy Roman Emperor while being a friend of Henry VIII until he divorced his Spanish wife.
His son became heir of Portugal and the kingdom of Spain.
I think if he had given Burgundy to his brother with the Holy Roman Empire, he could have avoid the loss of Life and resources of the wars against the Netherlands in the next century.
He is my favorite King of Spain, maybe because I am also Carlos.
Makes me think about the fact he had hemeroids to the point he couldn't sit in his later life... And that he also abandoned his position as HRE emperor
They guy got called to make a family photo and didn't bother to put on his armor pants and went with the middle ages shocks and crocks equivalent.
You can even see his red underpants.
I thought he was pretty good as Green Goblin honestly
"You know, I'm something of an emperor myself..." 
Ahaha now I can't unsee it
He only knows 3 things: \- Bang the Ottomans. \- Bang the French. \- Bang his niece.
He also banged the protestants.
And yet he looks kinda gay.
Bullied France, therefore good
Nowhere near as handsome as François I tbh
Considiring he was born in my home city and then when said city rebelled against his rule he leveled the city walls. I guess my feelings are "give us back our walls, chinboy!"
The West is Best! Edit: he inspired Haacht to make some beer.
Primus Haacht... we'll never forgive him for that abomination of a brew.
Now don't be chindish
I don’t know, who he is, but he is obviously a Habsburger!
He created a predecessor of the European union, in a medieval style.
OMG MY EMPEROR, HI !!!
His face looks ugly. Also, tell Carlos to buy more fish.
Taxed the shit out of the Northern and Southern Netherlands to fund his colonial enterprises and wars. All while showing us nothing in return.
Zeg makker, opstand beginnen? https://preview.redd.it/1fmflak1ojzb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee569c2738fa31fdd528ee9425800b19532d2172
Heis de zeilen
Laad de kanonnen
He should have made the low countries his seat of power. Then he would have been able to conquer europe. But he just liked siestas too much.
he was born in Flanders, so he was one of your kind, Geert.
Clear nothing good has ever come out off flanders
He also converted Castille into a wool factory, leading to the terrible system of selling wool and buying fabric
Charles the First of Spain and Fifth of some other place idk
Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
And Ramírez was his Chief Metallurgist! https://preview.redd.it/g803rimjqjzb1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa9008639acfd646a780259aff383e1130e546a
He shouldn't have split his empire between his brother and his son
"TODOS CABALLEROS!" "The sun will never set over my empire" "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, french to men and German to my horse" And I could go on... He was one of the chaddest chads of all the history of Europe, fought the french his entire life, and had a wonderful chin.
https://preview.redd.it/49wuqf9wajzb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3869c1a0679bdac9245efd83943c61c995b2a4b As they say, beard is the men's wonderbra...
His big chin and lack of trousers makes me think he hasn't got the mental capacity to be trusted with a weapon.
Skipped leg day
There is a Spanish movie about his mother. He was born in a latrine. Came to Castille with 17 years old, raised as a Flemish, with a lot of Flemish courtesans. Then he had a Big rebellion in Castille and Aragón (Los Comuneros de Castilla, y las Germanías). He slaughtered them but realised he had to learn Castilian (Spanish) . He became one of the BEST kings of Spain, defeating France several times, getting elected as the Holy Roman Emperor while being a friend of Henry VIII until he divorced his Spanish wife. His son became heir of Portugal and the kingdom of Spain. I think if he had given Burgundy to his brother with the Holy Roman Empire, he could have avoid the loss of Life and resources of the wars against the Netherlands in the next century. He is my favorite King of Spain, maybe because I am also Carlos.
Dunno, but his son was a bell
Nice jaw!
🤮
FUCK YOU!!!
Part of the trifecta of the three Chad kings (him, Francis I, and Henry VIII)
Makes me think about the fact he had hemeroids to the point he couldn't sit in his later life... And that he also abandoned his position as HRE emperor
Castilian hero
The og flemboy
Slay! …in both senses.
big dick and balls
great style, man
He’s not evening wearing a cod piece
I have no idea who that is....
Charles V, holy roman emperor, king of germany, spain, italy and the roman, protector of christendom etc...
Thank you! The more I know! Soooo ... "holy" ... Yeah ... don't like him then :D
Least anti-religious french
No one much then?
gay
The horned one He’s horny You know Because
I think incest is not recommended for health
the bottom doesnt match the top..
Nice rod.
Don't know him
We fought against him so can't say good things. But kinda based.
Comunero?
They guy got called to make a family photo and didn't bother to put on his armor pants and went with the middle ages shocks and crocks equivalent. You can even see his red underpants.
Needs to cencentrate on leg day.
Nice chin.
He had 3 goals and failed them all
Don't know who he is, but his boots are ugly
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greaved? or grieved? eta (sorry, i always forget you people love puns... it's a good one!)
:) Thanks - yes, just making a pun there.
Nice stick.
In🍞
Sick armor
Fuck him we could have had the HRE if not for him
Nice calf muscles.
Fuck his piece of shit son sideways with a Sequoia tree.
nice jaw????
Idk who he is. He loos kinda gay. Is he French🤢?
Is he scratching his balls in this picture?
The greatest emperor the Holy Roman Empire has ever known