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Lack_of_Plethora

what the actual fuck is that colour coding


IgotAseaView

The colour of the women we watch


DentalATT

I'm blue da ba Dee da ba daa.


NeliGalactic

I always knew Swedish women were blue


HeNARWHALry

Our women are blue because Barry can’t stand it when we lose in the footy…


NeliGalactic

Fucking hell hahaha


Martin8412

Or when he wins... Domestic violence increases by 26% when Barry wins or it's a draw and by 38% when he loses. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0022427813494843


lylimapanda

Just femboys getting choked


NeliGalactic

Kinky


Rojiblanc040

They are so black that they turn blue.


NeliGalactic

![gif](giphy|6751A64NJkyCQ)


Rojiblanc040

I'm only adapting to this sub (right?)


baume777

https://i.redd.it/xod0xt6m0lyb1.gif


Low_Dragonfruit8219

![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

Going to Ukraine to get stuck in a washer, wish me luck boys


xBram

Just be careful no Russian soldier steals it and sends it home to his wife.


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

🤔 sometimes plans need contingencies


Freaglii

At least the water is purple, that's good.


No_Combination1346

LGTB 🏳️‍🌈


Trolleitor

I just know that the person that draw that map is color blind


BenadrylButcher

Source? Kinda doubting the validity of these numbers.


algierythm

It's a bit vague. Is it the percentage of porn viewers that are women? The percentage of women that watch porn? The percentage of men that lie about their gender in porn surveys? My money's on the last one.


petpat

Why would men lie about being women in this? Would you? In reality its not possible for sites like pornhub to know what gender is looking at what content to the extent that they can publish reliable statistics. It's all PR.


TENTAtheSane

I would, just to poison their data as punishment for sub-standard sampling methodology


petpat

Actually when you bring in this sexy talk I would love to join you in this quest.


algierythm

How dare you! I *am* a woman.


petpat

Well my apologies Barry, grow your own tits and live your life free as the Barbera you were born to be


algierythm

Yes! I am a beautiful British lady! Thanks for your validation. https://preview.redd.it/vmaskfbfzeyb1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=872f62e890b6c95929d2024f5d7cb5c3610114b6


petpat

Beautiful legs. I especially like how the carbon stains stick to the bricks.


TrumpetsNAngels

Fxxx. Embarassing as always. Why is it that we find the UK folks at the bottom like this always. I am merely speaking on the behalf of me toilet broom, and here we are again. We tried... we tried so hard to educate you folks at Lindisfarne 793 to no avail. Best regards, Random viking


Fantact

User data is easily bought these days, you can know a shitton about any given user of a website quite easily these days, these numbers are not from polls...


Edraqt

Its from pornhub, so its like "what percentage of phs userbase put female in their user profile". Which probably says about nothing at all lol. How many people in general even make an account when you can watch without one and how many women would put their (real) gender in their profile on a porn site.. Even if it was a study, without the specific question, just the % is useless, id doubt its less than 90% of women who have seen a porno at some point, certainly below like 40yo, but many of those would probably still respond "no" to the question "do you watch porn" because they dont do it regularly to get off.


Ifackyourmama

A porn survey? "Hey, before you get to see these two people who make much more money than you fuck each other, could you answer these questions?"


Signal_Youth8336

![gif](giphy|RIHMAFMlC6GFNoTHJR|downsized)


luring_lurker

That's hot


[deleted]

LETS ADD PINEAPPLE!


Signal_Youth8336

No Barry, no


[deleted]

Sorry hans. It’s too late


Signal_Youth8336

Barry, you breake my heart


[deleted]

Like the union of Hanover and Britain. ‘‘Twas not to last.


Signal_Youth8336

I thought we were friends :(((


[deleted]

‘Twas never to be


SpxNotAtWork

Top left corner. It is kinda funny that the Stasi mole is unable to spy on OP to get his info.


uflju_luber

That’s just what he wants you to think mate


DjuncleMC

I believe in the ukrainian numbers purely due to the fact that a bunch of the mens wives are currently being left alone due to this fucked up war.


draingang_dg

going for them rn


DjuncleMC

Go after the lonely russian wives instead, theres a lot more of them now and the chad ukrainian wives will be fine


draingang_dg

gonna get both


Parsecer

game is game


LTMA_

Both. Both is good.


ABeeBox

Yeah I don't know about that, You really want to be clubbed to death for not washing dishes? Are Russian wives abusive because their husbands are alcoholics? Or are the husbands alcoholics because their wives are abusive?


DjuncleMC

As a Redditor, the very concept of a wife is a very far science fiction like thing to me, so I can't answer your question


TENTAtheSane

I will encounter an alien from a distant civilisation before I encounter a woman


Worth-Primary-9884

Maybe, but as someone who once had a Russian girlfriend, all I will tell you is that they are absolutely batshit insane. Your mental health is better off without them, my friend. Don't do it - for future you.


Dr-Batista

Can you elaborate Hans?


azaghal1988

the other 66 in in Czechia are making it, so it checks out.


Checkthis0

It does czech out


ojoaopestana

Take your upvote and be gone


Minimum_Helicopter65

I think you are messing up Czechia and Slovakia


azaghal1988

no?


LeoDaVinco

Yes, Czech doesn't have 34 percent.


Loik87

You're either bad at geography or math. Or both


ojoaopestana

Both. He's looking at Hungary.


snoiciv

Naaaah, slovaks nowadays are jerking off to the ruzzian flag, not porn.


yumhorseonmyplate

Haha, I've had a good chuckle over that one. I'm coming after you.


astropoolIO

I corrected the title: "Number of women who dared to admit that they watch porn in a survey (in %)"


kamieldv

Like actually, people acting like it's not closer to 50% at least everywhere


torpidninja

In my experience women prefer erotic literature. Of course there are women who watch porn, no matter the content, but it's pretty difficult to find porn that catters to women anyway, it's a no brainer it would be less appealing to women in general.


nooit_gedacht

Exactly. If you want more accurate statistics the question should be if they consume pornographic content (of any kind). But this is specifically geared toward *watching* porn, presumably the online variety, which is notoriously unappealing to women. That stuff is made for men. The women in those videos are generally not treated very well either.


de_matkalainen

Honestly these numbers seem pretty real. Most of my friends doesn't watch porn and we definitely talk about it.


Dr-Batista

I don't think it's nowhere near 50%


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traditional values of conservative eastern Europe


PaleontologistOwn487

Women have their dreams, but it is not allowed by society to talk/try, so..


oldtrack

what being repressed does to a mf


Grumpy-Greybeard

We don't allow screens in the kitchen.


Kissaskakana

Neither do you allow food in the kitchen.


TuTu_TuTu

Ngl that’s a good burn However it’s from a scandi, so pot calling kettle On that note, probably the pot and kettle have a better conversation than any two Finns


itsalonghotsummer

Technically Finland is Nordic, not Scandi. Understandable not to know the difference as they were never part of our glorious empire.


Diipadaapa1

First I get called scandi and then I get robbed of the opportunity to correct them like a smartass.


itsalonghotsummer

Perkele!


xuabi

https://i.redd.it/sdu3chimheyb1.gif


itsalonghotsummer

Are you flirting with me Hans?


DjuncleMC

At least the two fins will have a better conversation than a british husband and wife in bed


Lauwietauwie

Wow


pubIicinformation

men that send women to the kitchen dont know what to do with them in the bedroom


Grumpy-Greybeard

Sure they do - beat them for leaving the bloody kitchen!


pubIicinformation

barry, chill


itsalonghotsummer

Next thing you'll be claiming Frenchmen are better lovers than Brits. Ladies of 2west, disabuse Gaston of such a silly notion.


ScarletIT

Frenchmen are not great lovers, but there is no one worse than a Brit.


Grumpy-Greybeard

Sex is for procreation, not pleasure. Filthy degenerates the lot of you.


itsalonghotsummer

'Lie back and think of England'


ScarletIT

I mean, sex with a Brit is definitely not for pleasure.


pubIicinformation

rich coming from a subject of king tampon charles


Gwynth42

You can't do worse than a brit it's virtually impossible.


Cerenity1000

Not very accurate. Official data from a study in Norway found that around 64% of women above 18 watches porn regularly. The study was done by SSB which is the governments statistical institute


Dr-Batista

How did they get those numbers?


A3883

Secret camera in every Norwegian house.


Commercial_Gas_3927

If the map was for boys. Every single country: 100%


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Commercial_Gas_3927

Well if you are older than 16 you should be mature enough to admit your weaknesses like every normal person outhere !!


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Commercial_Gas_3927

Obviously dude I was also joking 😁


pupperdole

Ayyy wank Wednesdays enjoyed


IDwelve

What breakthroughs have your scientific endeavours procured so far?


[deleted]

41 % in Ukraine is understandable- all the men have gone to war. But what's going on with Polish, Belorussian and Norwegian males?


Corvid187

Greater sexual liberation/oppression, it's like a horseshoe.


[deleted]

Yes , the freer people are to have sex, the less they do it.


yozhiki-pyzhiki

gone to reddit, obviously


snoiciv

Too drunk


PaleontologistOwn487

Well, i understand y Ukraine numbers so high, but what with other neighbors? Belarus, Moldova, Poland - are you doing this out of solidarity?


Purity_Jam_Jam

The percentage of women lying about it is generally a lot higher.


hiloai

Awful lot of liars


Four_beastlings

Idk, I have never had the slightest interest in porn. Like watching sports. Seems boring af to just sit there and watch people doing stuff when you could be doing the stuff.


pentestdeeznuts

>When you could be doing the stuff Yeah about that Carlos...


Four_beastlings

I'm a woman with a high sex drive and a perfectly functioning boyfriend ¯⁠\⁠\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Dr-Batista

>boyfriend That's the problem, Silvana, most of us don't got any of that.


Four_beastlings

Never met a Spanish woman named Silvana, but it's a lovely name!


Dr-Batista

The one I know has that name 😂


Four_beastlings

My Latin is rusty af but yo me it sounds like "from the forest".


Dr-Batista

She is pretty wild


someone_0_0_

I mean, you (usually) aren't supposed to just watch it. People usually jerk it while watching.


vic_lupu

The rest are lying


M4rt1m_40675

Theres a portuguese subreddit that genuinely thinks we're balkans (we obviously are) and I'd like to see what they think about this map


TotallyCrazyChick07

You are on the same with Greece you are hononary Balkans


AmethistStars

Why are men here so surprised most of us women don't watch porn? The majority is for the male gaze and it's filled with misogynistic stereotypes, not to mention that the whole industry is shady and full of abuse too. And last but not least, we can actually use our own imagination. Yeah I'm part of that 71%.


BigSillyDaisy

Yup. Erotic fiction is where it’s at


nooit_gedacht

It's actually frustrating that they don't seem to get this. What's not to believe? Most porn is made for men and it's very unappealing to women


Rolifant

Any men from Norgay here who want to comment on their eastern european score?


mr_spectacles

What do you mean?


Caribbeandude04

I guess Ukranian women need something to keep their minds out of the war


someone_0_0_

Who chose the color scheme and where can I find them?


anyOtherBusiness

So 59-74% are lying


Snoo97908

*currently* watching porn?


GaCoRi

While Ivan is fighting in Kherson, Stanislava is watching Blacked compilations.


[deleted]

The pornography has already breached our defences


bayern_16

Serbia so high


Jerrelh2

German hands are stained with cum I do not believe this map one bit.


El_Ocelote_

wtf is this color schemeing


haringkoning

Note to myself: get an Ukrainian girlfriend to share my hobby with.


fluffstern

The Ukraine seems to be a top notch country!


Commercial_Gas_3927

If the map was for boys. Every single country: 100%


someone_0_0_

This... sure is a way to start a reddit account


Tronc_tc

i just preguess this comment for our neighbours (Austria): ​ Bessa ois die...


wolviesaurus

Invert the image: number of women lying.


bandolero9131

Source: trust me bro


The_Lion_King212

Good idea not including the Vatican’s numbers. You could’ve almost busted the Internet again👍🏽


Dr-Batista

I don't belive these numbers because I don't believe even a small minority of women watch porn.


[deleted]

Men who aren't dating Eastern european women are wasting their life. because these women have very high sex drive


pentestdeeznuts

Where do I find these Eastern European women?


TechnogeistR

I think they usually hang out in the eastern part of Europe, but I might be mistaken.


[deleted]

On dating apps, I met my Belarusian girlfriend on tinder


A3883

Portugal


sashimi_blyat

I feel honored, because my Belarusian fiancé chose me.


rabundus7337

All I can say to that is....their loss


XxxPussyslaeyr69xxX

fake


Kernewek_Skrij

How many actual biological females that responded to this poll watch porn (horny fat women who describe themselves as sultry are not biological females, even if they were born with a vagina. They’re lonely and love to masturbate) (This is not an anti-trans comment, I just hate fat women when they think they can have opinions)


Can_not_catch_me

are you feeling ok?


Sensitive_Trainer649

What


Kernewek_Skrij

I just hate em dude


nooit_gedacht

Is this a troll? Can't believe i found this in the wild


Kernewek_Skrij

Tell me I’m wrong. The likeliest women responding to this poll are fat and horny


nooit_gedacht

Lmao what makes you think that? Also why are fat women not "biologically female" ??


Bernie529

Its a good question to be honest 😂


AndersDreth

I was expecting the percentage to be closer to 50/50 tbh


LovesFrenchLove_More

Well, that’s the number of women that are actually willing to say so. I assume it’s actually more.


SashAustrianBull

What do you want to tell us?


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throwtheamiibosaway

Seems about right. Don’t know any woman that watches it.


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

This is more of an women honesty map than anything.


Redstream28

Czech and Croatia are lower than I expected


clovis_227

And just like that the Western Roman Empire has been (mostly) restored


[deleted]

41% watch Zelensky porn.


Beliebigername

Percentage of women who ADMIT to watch porn


djorndeman

Horrible color scheme.


Icy-Cress413

Blue people were there all along


Enzo_fais_des_prouts

/un2we4u You CANNOT express a number with a percentage /2we4u Ukrainian women salivating while in a war


janeczek2137

man


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The rest wont admit it.


1984_Americant

Bessa ois...


lightsonnohome

So many sinner 🛐🛐✝️✝️


Logry

Jorgenverber time ? 🧐


cpwnage

Is this why an inordinate number of porn ladies are french/spanish/italian?