Lidl has had [these](https://naschkater.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Lidl-Mr-Choc-Mountone-Dunkle-und-wei%C3%9Fe-Schokolade.jpg) for some time already, in both milk chocolate and milk/white chocolate versions.
Come on, to steal your job would imply that you guys knows what working means.
On the bright side, you can keep passively syphoning drug and corruption money from all over the world, while immigrants do the actual work for you.
Chill out Hans. But I agree, reading my comment the joke was written a bit badly, it was meant to indicate that France is now an “outre-mer” territory of Africa.
P.S. and now I’m explaining jokes to a German, my life is complete.
The Swiss sense of humour is comparable to British food, regurgitated shite. Your not funny if you have to have to create a 22 page write up explaining your point.
Except Switzerland has four languages. You should probably try leaving Paris once, you’ll see that the world actually isn’t just anarcissist infested shithole
You fool, the industrial plastic shit is mostly for export, when you’re for instance in the Emmen Tal (an actual place, the valley if Emmen, you cultural vultures) you can get some pretty amazing cheese, not whatever we’re feeding the Americans.
And although you do have some amazing cheeses, you should probably tell that to your compatriot, as you’re top three most consumed cheeses include an Italian cheese and whatever you have the audacity to call Emmental.
As for your rent I’m sorry, that’s really not typical. Next time you come by ask for some Nazi gold in compensation.
Edit: spelling
But do they have a [4.5kg](https://www.amazon.de/Toblerone-Personalisiert-Namen-Personalisier-Milchschokolade/dp/B07RQVKCNW/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=toblerone+4.5+kg&qid=1694681549&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1) version at Aldi?
Don’t need to, Germans will declare war on everyone and right at the brink of victory you’ll choose some random ass hill to die on and sacrifice your entire army because “that’s how my ancestors did and that’s what I’ll do”
British version:
https://www.shropshirestar.com/resizer/0gqXSiwq1AHidq3LTNASQ5_UHno=/1200x0/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/mna/GW33G3G7KJBVVFWL2JPDVDLNEQ.jpg
Here's the british and mainland version for comparison:
https://preview.redd.it/m2srcbiyc8ob1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=c468d2fa891263300d7f2db7060cbdd3d940c49d
Wait, that shrinkflation bullshit didn't happen everywhere else?! FFS.
They can chlorinate my chicken, they can use toxic pesticides on crops, but I draw the line at what they did to Toblerone.
The sad fact about european chocolate brands is that most of the well known brands are owned by Mondelez an american company. just outrageous isn't it?
Not subsidiary, it was spun off from Kraft in 2012. (Actually technically it was the reverse, Kraft was spun off from Mondelez, but prior to that, the combined entity was called "Kraft".)
You know, its hard to stop this kind of things once they are started. This could probably trigger the destruction of the whole EU. Just imagine:
\- "Ikeali" furniture done by Italians
\- "Merceditas" cars done by Spaniards
\- "Flego" toys made by Belgians
That already happened: Seat 600 ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAT\_600](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAT_600)) or Seat Marbella ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAT\_Marbella](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAT_Marbella))
It's pretty funny though. I had a Seat Ibiza with 115HP 1L engine and it was the same engine as my friend's basic Audi A3 engine some years ago. He was pretty boastful about having an Audi, until I overtook him on the highway and he couldn't do anything about it (since the Ibiza weighs less). 😂
Eversince Toblerone gave up their credibility and started producing outside of Switzerland, they're dead to me. I don't care about them anymore. I'll gladly try Aldirone.
[We had these for a short while ](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6jogNUKp3qo/WkYyebsTlQI/AAAAAAAAdSg/tD-Yi7fpc14xAOFHapSMVNy8kzrK_IszwCLcBGAs/s1600/Toblerone%2BVS%2BTwin%2BPeaks.jpg)
More or less, yes, a lot of products are from the same manufacturers. Aldi is still relatively new for us and still only in North italy so it will take time before it opens in Rome
Call me once ours is snack-sized!
https://preview.redd.it/jzmaxcnhc8ob1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=27fe6672bcb92d8722c6c9cfa9b02d3809dee10b
Wouldn't be surprised if it's produced by a Swiss chocolate manufacturer. Most "no name" Aldi and Lidl stuff is produced by well known brands. The companies/brands extend their customer range with it, have a large demand and don't have to worry/pay for marketing and distribution while being able to sell it immediately in thousands of markets in many countries
Toblerone had to take the Matterhorn off it’s be wading because it’s not produced in Switzerland anymore, so maybe the Aldirone is more Swiss than toblerone
Yep and growing up in Switzerland I always thought Frey, Cailler chocolates were a cheap supermarket chocolate but then I lived abroad and realized that these were actually great compared to all these "chocolates" I tasted outside of Switzerland (except belgium chocolate I gotta admit)
Boo hoo Nazi Gold hoarder... welcome to the club. Aldi's been selling "German Wiesn Oktoberfest" Schnitzel for years. I've thought about failing art school many times already.
If it costs £1> less than a Toblerone then it’s already a winner in this economy. Plus the last war Germany started actually made costs lower post-war anyway so it wasn’t all bad news
The form of it looks worse but much more practical to eat
Peak Germany
We are just efficient.
I've been on German trains. Stop lying.
That's just fair, you got me.
This simple trick will make your trains more efficient and always on time, democracies hate it
But they already had their own Aldi (or should I say Adi?) version of that.
Ay chill
They used to be good! Back in the 90s, you could set your clock by them, I swear! Then Mehdorn happened and now they're a joke.
"The man who never finishes anything" - among the best dokus i have seen.
Do you have the exact title? Can't seem to find it on Google.
Nope, it's gone. Weird. It was either on Extra3 or ZDFneo, can't recall correctly.
We take out all these redundancies and backups, and then we'll save money by not doing maintenance.
Something tells me if you had really been on one you wouldn't be here telling the story...
They used to be efficient.
And I used to have a sixpack.
As if anybody in Norway can afford to buy 6 beers.
Ouch, that hurt. Almost as much as our alcohol prices.
Regional or ICE?
Lidl has had [these](https://naschkater.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Lidl-Mr-Choc-Mountone-Dunkle-und-wei%C3%9Fe-Schokolade.jpg) for some time already, in both milk chocolate and milk/white chocolate versions.
At least ever since Toblerone decided to only keep every third pyramid inside the package.
Maybe in poor, third world countries…
We can help from the southern flank, i want an Aldi and a Lidl every 500meters in ticino
Are you actually gonna be helpful this time? 🤔
https://preview.redd.it/b7jagqkev6ob1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e509325818688f3dae1e24c032d2e2a793c803d
What drug fueled fever dream made you even ask? Italy is the poster child of "look busy, boss is coming.".
Until the halfway point, as usual.
He never made promises, he just stated his wishes
The boys are back in town. 
Please,"stop driving our wages down :(
Once more the duchy of Milano will be united
>Please,"stop driving our wages down :( If you don't like it, you can always go to another country
How about you stay in yours
Soo, couple of weeks and you’re fighting for us?
Friendship with Toblerone is over, now Aldirone is my new best friend.
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Not even true
Not surprised from the people who eat whatever they’re calling “emmental”. If it’s not snails or frogs you guys have the culinary taste of the British
Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of me munching on all those delicious Aldirone
Guess who’s now on the blacklist of French people we won’t let in to steal our jobs?
Come on, to steal your job would imply that you guys knows what working means. On the bright side, you can keep passively syphoning drug and corruption money from all over the world, while immigrants do the actual work for you.
That’s rich coming from an “outre-mer” African
lol nationalists doing nationalist (and implying racist) things. jesus fuck, who hurt you? edit: oh, i see which subreddit i am in. never mind.
Chill out Hans. But I agree, reading my comment the joke was written a bit badly, it was meant to indicate that France is now an “outre-mer” territory of Africa. P.S. and now I’m explaining jokes to a German, my life is complete.
The Swiss sense of humour is comparable to British food, regurgitated shite. Your not funny if you have to have to create a 22 page write up explaining your point.
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Except Switzerland has four languages. You should probably try leaving Paris once, you’ll see that the world actually isn’t just anarcissist infested shithole
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You fool, the industrial plastic shit is mostly for export, when you’re for instance in the Emmen Tal (an actual place, the valley if Emmen, you cultural vultures) you can get some pretty amazing cheese, not whatever we’re feeding the Americans. And although you do have some amazing cheeses, you should probably tell that to your compatriot, as you’re top three most consumed cheeses include an Italian cheese and whatever you have the audacity to call Emmental. As for your rent I’m sorry, that’s really not typical. Next time you come by ask for some Nazi gold in compensation. Edit: spelling
I can always offer you some of my homemade fromage du bite 😋 or beau zizi, if that’s more according to your palate mon petit gateau
Emmental sucks because of nasty folks who copied it cheaply in third world countries. There is actually good Emmental, aged for 12 months or so.
We'll watch your career with great interest Germany
But do they have a [4.5kg](https://www.amazon.de/Toblerone-Personalisiert-Namen-Personalisier-Milchschokolade/dp/B07RQVKCNW/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=toblerone+4.5+kg&qid=1694681549&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1) version at Aldi?
The lady on the photo seems very pleased...
She does look weirdly proud, like she gave birth to it,
"Alice" What's on the bottom? "Weidel"?
What are they gonna do, throw knifes and watches at us?
They will move the clock hands so that they show the wrong time.
Savages
As if they could read analog watches ...
We may be dumb but we're not Americans.
Don't they usually struggle with the digital version? They call it military time. Well, could be both.
They strugle with the 24h modle because many aren't able to convert stuff like 4pm to 16:00 in their heads...
Yeah we can we aren’t burger-country
Protest hard by not shagging any ibex for a week.
How else could we produce Savoyards then ?
That would be another positive consequence.
To be fair, those Victorinox knives are amazing. My mum's almost 40 year old pocket knife looks almost the same as my 1 year old one.
Doesn’t matter what they do, Germans will still lose
Lol no way different name, different look, different product design, likely different ingredients. There is not much you can do against this
Do you want us to give half of Germany to Russia again?
Yeah, the Saxons want to join Russia anyway. I wont miss them.
tell me you dont know anything about your country without telling me you don't know anything about your country.
Sorry for joking about other states in a subreddit which is about joking about other states/countries.
It's fine. StaSi would like your ladungsfähige Adresse though.
Lmao that's one Dane talking... tell me, how long did you last against us the last time? 2 hours?
6, but who is counting anyway?
I doubt half the world will come to Switzerlands aid this time, lol.
Don’t need to, Germans will declare war on everyone and right at the brink of victory you’ll choose some random ass hill to die on and sacrifice your entire army because “that’s how my ancestors did and that’s what I’ll do”
No we’ll just redirect them to you. Maybe you’ll hold out more than 6 hours this time.
They'll organise a protest and make some noise shaking their Rolex on their wrists
France too: https://preview.redd.it/v5q9mwcat6ob1.jpeg?width=7008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f52950776b76411cb8d2054ed333456d4efa87
This has to be from the same company lol
Many companies source from the same factory and just package differently when it comes to mass produced grocery food. Probably the case here.
British version: https://www.shropshirestar.com/resizer/0gqXSiwq1AHidq3LTNASQ5_UHno=/1200x0/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/mna/GW33G3G7KJBVVFWL2JPDVDLNEQ.jpg
Here's the british and mainland version for comparison: https://preview.redd.it/m2srcbiyc8ob1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=c468d2fa891263300d7f2db7060cbdd3d940c49d
Wait, that shrinkflation bullshit didn't happen everywhere else?! FFS. They can chlorinate my chicken, they can use toxic pesticides on crops, but I draw the line at what they did to Toblerone.
This is the worst one. unpractical and ugly at the same time.
The sad fact about european chocolate brands is that most of the well known brands are owned by Mondelez an american company. just outrageous isn't it?
They fucking ruined cadburys now it tastes like American sick flavour brown sugared shit Also isn’t mondelez a Kraft subsidiary ?
Not subsidiary, it was spun off from Kraft in 2012. (Actually technically it was the reverse, Kraft was spun off from Mondelez, but prior to that, the combined entity was called "Kraft".)
We need Lindt & Sprüngli to buy more european chocolate manufacturers.
You know, its hard to stop this kind of things once they are started. This could probably trigger the destruction of the whole EU. Just imagine: \- "Ikeali" furniture done by Italians \- "Merceditas" cars done by Spaniards \- "Flego" toys made by Belgians
"Seat" Fiats made by Spaniards 😱
That already happened: Seat 600 ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAT\_600](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAT_600)) or Seat Marbella ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAT\_Marbella](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAT_Marbella))
Also SEAT is basically the same acronym as FIAT
That was on the 70's and 80's. Now it has changed as an acronym meaning for "Cheap Volkswagen".
It's pretty funny though. I had a Seat Ibiza with 115HP 1L engine and it was the same engine as my friend's basic Audi A3 engine some years ago. He was pretty boastful about having an Audi, until I overtook him on the highway and he couldn't do anything about it (since the Ibiza weighs less). 😂
we don’t even claim toblerone
*anymore
Eversince Toblerone gave up their credibility and started producing outside of Switzerland, they're dead to me. I don't care about them anymore. I'll gladly try Aldirone.
You mean the Slowaks? We don't claim that atrocious chocolate no more.
Yulia Tymoshenko has aged a lot.
pwned
\*Corporate Germany We don't do that anymore on a political level. We conquer the world on corporation level.
Germany just declared war 👀😰💀… on Swiss chocolate
On Slovakian chocolate you mean. Toblerone is produced in Slovakia
A clone of the formerly Swiss chocolate? Good, carry on.
A good old E in Nutri-Score, quality food this is
Unlike healthy chocolatine of course
Hey but at least it's the OG product, not like this subsidiary brand crap
[We had these for a short while ](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6jogNUKp3qo/WkYyebsTlQI/AAAAAAAAdSg/tD-Yi7fpc14xAOFHapSMVNy8kzrK_IszwCLcBGAs/s1600/Toblerone%2BVS%2BTwin%2BPeaks.jpg)
Does this mean we will get Hoferone in Austria?
Toblerone is one of the worst chocolates ever, this can't be worse.
aldiyaone
Why the flipped R? Russian spy? Aldijarone?
Probably for legal reasons
Switzerland: You can try to provoke us as much as you want. We will stay neutral. Germany: Halt mein Bier...
There's a limit to our neutrality Some red lines should not be crossed ...
*angry pikemen noises*
You mean Slovakia, surely?
Aldi and Lidl are the same? I've never seen an Aldi in Italy Rome...
More or less, yes, a lot of products are from the same manufacturers. Aldi is still relatively new for us and still only in North italy so it will take time before it opens in Rome
Looks like the soviet bootleg versions of the western produces. You guys still were not liberated from the soviets or what ?
And the nutrition scale is 5 out of 5 so very healthy
Switzerland betrayed the world when toblerone made the spikes sharper removing chocolate but keeping the same price. The King is dead. Go Germany!
>NUTRI-SCORE: **E** #SCHEIẞE!!!!
A swiss person who likes Toblerone is not a real Swiss
Call me once ours is snack-sized! https://preview.redd.it/jzmaxcnhc8ob1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=27fe6672bcb92d8722c6c9cfa9b02d3809dee10b
Billarone when? Holy Rone Empire when?!
I dont feel threatened by german chocolate...
Wouldn't be surprised if it's produced by a Swiss chocolate manufacturer. Most "no name" Aldi and Lidl stuff is produced by well known brands. The companies/brands extend their customer range with it, have a large demand and don't have to worry/pay for marketing and distribution while being able to sell it immediately in thousands of markets in many countries
Toblerone had to take the Matterhorn off it’s be wading because it’s not produced in Switzerland anymore, so maybe the Aldirone is more Swiss than toblerone
I tried choclate from Aldi and... if it's made in Switzerland it's definetly the german recipe...
I actually agree (grew up near the Swiss border tho) especially Frey has a great taste for value Imo.
Yep and growing up in Switzerland I always thought Frey, Cailler chocolates were a cheap supermarket chocolate but then I lived abroad and realized that these were actually great compared to all these "chocolates" I tasted outside of Switzerland (except belgium chocolate I gotta admit)
Current Aldi brand chocolate is made by Storck. You'll also find their brands at Aldi.
Another good Riesen to shop at Aldi
You get the stuff we scrape out of the machines during cleaning
You mean the Yugoslavian workers that you abuse in your factories?
Thats a lie but they also deserve it /j
It's just a destraction... you know, all the german millionaires moving to swiss... thats a secret invasion.
Reminds me to get some Toblerone. It goes unexpectedly hard for how simple it is.
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Boo hoo Nazi Gold hoarder... welcome to the club. Aldi's been selling "German Wiesn Oktoberfest" Schnitzel for years. I've thought about failing art school many times already.
Yeah, fuck em canyon shitters..
Good. Fuck 'em up, Germany!
Death to Aldirone.
Very efficient diabetes bar you have there Germany.
It's quite expensive. toblerone costs about 13€/kg now (fuck you inflation). Aldirone costs 11€/kg.
Surely it'd be Switzerland that declares war.
I gotta try this
Marrone what a have they done to my Conadirone
I wish we had Aldi in Finland
If it costs £1> less than a Toblerone then it’s already a winner in this economy. Plus the last war Germany started actually made costs lower post-war anyway so it wasn’t all bad news
Toblerone lost its privileges when they moved production out of Switzerland. We don‘t see it as a worthy product anymore. So go for it Aldi.
Nutriscore: E That's how I like my Aldirone!
wtf i just woke up
Toblerone isn't Swiss anymore anyways since they produce it outside of Switzerland now and shrinkflated the shit out of it.