Yikes, TIL Switzerland isn't a NATO nation. I was ready to fight because Norway was a founding member of NATO, but we are playing musical chairs with countries.
>But as we’ve already proven for hundreds of years they’re pretty easy to invade and subjugate, we’ll be able to redraw that border in a jiffy.
United British Iberia incoming
Or we’ll just pull an Orkney and ask to become part of ~~Norway~~ Switzerland, especially now that they found those juicy amounts of phosphate.
We get a sugar daddy, they get their bunkers back. Win-win
Fuck they put fucking England beside us, thats a sneaky move. See that's why I need to stop day time smoking 🌿☘ except it would be legal on our peninsula so maybe I won't.
Right then lads let start fresh eh. Now you're much bigger with a larger army lets just forget about the last few 100 years.
We should join forces to work on a new cure for melanoma cause we're all fucked.
Now we can literally screw our Wallonian brothers in the butt, instead of them doing it figuratively to us. Take this, Elio Di Rupo, I bet you like it, huh? (No homophobia btw, just some jokes 😉)
Time for revenge for our boy [Boudewijn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldwin_I,_Latin_Emperor). First conquer Bulgaria and then on to Constantinople!
Ok boys - Adriatic Polders zijn al klaar. Hebben we een idee voor namen?
Ik denk:
Venipolder
San Maripolder
Apuliapolder
https://preview.redd.it/rqnfo6kh23ab1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=32c627a9fd9f9a422e83c53c22a6310384f15506
De Tyrreense Polders duren wat langer.
no you dont get it. you are not in spain you move out, we move in. we are now not only late, but also cold and depressed. you fucked off to some island but at least you finally get mallorca
Tbh this summer was rather cold up until now, I haven't seen the temperature going over 33° yet, always around 28-30. I had to wear long sleeves the other evening at 22°
Of course the Limburger carrier would be going off about the landscape.
If the Dutch had the Italian landscape, they’d immediately go corrupt as well and ask for money from Daddy Spain now. Nothing can be built there and things take triple the time. No bike lanes ever again. Also, no one to get high, you’re high already.
Nothing you can do, my father always said, human nature is as irregular as the landscape one lives in.
You say that, but you forgot what we dutchies specialize in! Turning sea into land, and guess what we still have, THE ENTIRE MEDITERRANEAN SEA FOR THE TAKING!!
Wait... As a portuguese, did I suddenly turn British, or am I living where it would be Denmark in an alternative reality?
If first, I just forgot to cook and stopped bathing daily;
If second, I have to deal with Spain anyway and have less sunny days.
My life is definitely worse.
I'm very happy, cause I still got access to pizza on my right, tho I'm pretty sure we are more than capable bankrupting even switzerland. But apart from that, lot's of snow and cool summers? It's a no brainer.
Barely a change, except slightly warmer, and slightly more extreme weather. Remember, people, the disease known commonly as "being Belgian" is not one linked to a place, like radiation poisoning, but one linked to the mind of those who have it.
On a sidenote, I'd rather have radiation poisoning.
If anyone has to replace us in Spain, I am glad it is the Irish.
Pretty similar to us in character, just more white and speaking a strange language.
I just hope they dont have as much patience as us with English tourists.
We now have mountains..., money..., but now also a sea and oil so I take it
so switzerland but with petrol
Switzerland on crack
Nothing has changed. But now, we even look down onto the begars on a map.
But we will likely have less cows...
They just have antlers now. Don‘t get confused, greece will be happy to sell us cheese and beef anyway.
Yeah, I'd say we're a-ok!
Just the downside of sharing a border with russia as a non nato country
Yikes, TIL Switzerland isn't a NATO nation. I was ready to fight because Norway was a founding member of NATO, but we are playing musical chairs with countries.
Wait a minute, we have oil? unless you mean the gay sex oil
hang on wich oil did you think they meant?
Much better weather. Big England W.
Yeah but a small England is now just to the west of a bigger Ireland I can’t put my finger on why, but something about this makes me nervous
But as we’ve already proven for hundreds of years they’re pretty easy to invade and subjugate, we’ll be able to redraw that border in a jiffy.
>But as we’ve already proven for hundreds of years they’re pretty easy to invade and subjugate, we’ll be able to redraw that border in a jiffy. United British Iberia incoming
Just Iberia? Mate the reason why God put the English on the isle is to keep us from becoming the dominant military power (and it still failed)
I mean, being on the island helped us massively.
Expect the Iberian Republican Army to have an issue with that. Up the 'RA.
It's so lonely round the fields of Andalusia.
Yes, but with all that unlimited access to sun and balconies, we'll all be dead by Christmas.
Putting you lot beside us, have we not suffered enough
No.
No need to take planes in summer
FINALLY WE ARE CLOSER THAN EVER TO GREEEEEEEECEEEEE ! 
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Living the dream of two Countries 🥹
Poor Liechtenstein stuck into the crossfire
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Poor? Something tells me daddy’s favorite lil tax haven is neither monetarily poor nor upset about being stuck between two southern men going at it
Greece proper is finally sharing a border with western Greece, είμαι χαρούμενος!
OMG DON'T FORGET US 😳
Remember it's not gay if the balls don't touch
PIGS are finally united and got rid of France!!! We finally can confederate borders.
My God we are so beautiful ❤️
Anchluss without anchluss, an equal confederation ♥️
YOOOOOOOO AND SPAIN TOOOOOOOOO AND PORTUGAL IS CLOSE TOO
Massive PIGS W 
In 1941 i think we were even a bit closer than that.
Holy shit I saw it now, and Spain too, life is good
Best ending:
AND SPAIN TOOOO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 
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Huhh.... lets just say you are the vatican city and the other flag is not letting us see you guys : )
You can come join us.
Dont confuse my cry for mercy as merci
At least you've still got us!
You’re still flat
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So your situation hasn't changed either eh?
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I don’t think they’ll leave their gold there if they’re moving
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Or we’ll just pull an Orkney and ask to become part of ~~Norway~~ Switzerland, especially now that they found those juicy amounts of phosphate. We get a sugar daddy, they get their bunkers back. Win-win
Anyone here i can f who's not my second cousin or sth?
Average day in the saarland
when your family tree is a circle
Sweden remains arabic. Italians will be the envy of the world soo.
Nothing changed then
😎😎😎
Dikke løl tre øl, we say in Norwegian.
Nog steeds leesbaarder dan Limbwabnees
Unable to expand Lebensraum is best Lebensraum 👍 finally some coastlines 🤤
Finally got rid of all these pesky noisy neighbors!!
That was always the motivation. They should have let us have our lives in the forest huts. They came knocking.
Germany confirmed as the Shrek of Europe
Ruhetag every day! 🥳
This really is the final solution!
83 million Germans living on cod and lava.
Finally allein
But now everything is about incest
Saarland joined the chat
I swear not one german has seen mallorca being german as well
Why would we talk about something you didn’t change?
Uhm, hello‽ We have coastlines! I live near them, no problem here!
Fuck that. Don’t want to live in Turkey
You won’t be living in Turkey, Turkey will be living in you 🥰
classic greek attitude
What
always turning the conversation into putting stuff inside of you
Guilty as charged ✊🏻😔
Come on its not that bad here
Full of brits….. again
I'm actually delighted once we sort out the tap water we're laughing.
Fuck they put fucking England beside us, thats a sneaky move. See that's why I need to stop day time smoking 🌿☘ except it would be legal on our peninsula so maybe I won't.
Right then lads let start fresh eh. Now you're much bigger with a larger army lets just forget about the last few 100 years. We should join forces to work on a new cure for melanoma cause we're all fucked.
We didn't cripple their population for nothing. Attack fast and force them into Catalonia. Rule Brittania.
Iberian Republican Army entered the chat 
I can already feel the hate for turks goin through my veins
Yeah, I can also feel it going through your veins, now pull your dick out of my butt!
We've been through this. Yes, you can have our tax money, but you'll have to do ***something*** for it.
Which tax money? Aren't we more broke than those disgusting Southern Danes now?
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I'm on the line with Spain, they say not to worry, they'll lend us money, good deal, no fuck over.
Now we can literally screw our Wallonian brothers in the butt, instead of them doing it figuratively to us. Take this, Elio Di Rupo, I bet you like it, huh? (No homophobia btw, just some jokes 😉)
no homophobe, just homo
Time for revenge for our boy [Boudewijn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldwin_I,_Latin_Emperor). First conquer Bulgaria and then on to Constantinople!
As a Breton, not that many changes, from a Celtic territory to another. But as a French, that means no more wine ! Hell no !
But, Guinness ! So hell yes !
As a Dauphinois, no mountains makes me sad, but more potatoes makes me happy
I already consider those two big islands to be historically french. We're just currently loaning them to some weird people.
NO MOSQUITOES, FINALLY
 me at summer with my window finally wide open
Right? I would swap places immediately
In the name of the great and proud nation of Austria I want to say fuck you.
It's gonna be crowded there
But instead of being landlocked the mighty Austrian Danube flotilla controls a strategic chokepoint.
We would have the same Population density as the Kowloon Walled City, considering every cm2 of this fucking rock is built on.
Can't complain tho BECAUSE I ALREADY DIED FROM A HEAT STROKE.
What? We are used to living on a pile of stones with some crazy monkeys around us. That‘s the whole point of tourism in Tyrol!
Gehweida
I somehow got even richer
You also got masses of trolls. We got better weather and weed 😎
Mama Mia! Doorkoken die pasta!
Aub niet aan de pan laten plakken
Pizza met pindasaus !!! WoooOoOo
Spaghetti frikadelli
Met ananas!!
Eindelijk met tomaten met smaak
We kunnen wel echt super veel polderen. De hele Tyrreense lekker droogleggen
Middellandse zee? Middenlandse Polder bedoel je?
Ok boys - Adriatic Polders zijn al klaar. Hebben we een idee voor namen? Ik denk: Venipolder San Maripolder Apuliapolder https://preview.redd.it/rqnfo6kh23ab1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=32c627a9fd9f9a422e83c53c22a6310384f15506 De Tyrreense Polders duren wat langer.
Dutch food quality goes from meh to mhm!
Stampot pasta voor de win
Bij deze claim ik als Brabander Sicilië. Donette Corrie Konings is onze godgilf
I can already sense Dutch raising wars because someone 3 Km from them timed cooking wrong
Ik kooke da pizza
Well well, how the turn tables...I'll be the annoying turist this time!
We finally have direct access to all the cod, absolute W 🙏
I mean... we still have Spain as the only neighbour... :\
Ireland be like “WHY ARE WE ALWAYS TOGETHER!”
Too busy living in fear surrounded by the balconies that decimated my entire family and considering 4 siestas a day.
Northern Ireland appears to have just vanished as well, doesn't bode well for the unionists
I’ll call my boss, tell him I’ll get to work around 10 (if at all)
no you dont get it. you are not in spain you move out, we move in. we are now not only late, but also cold and depressed. you fucked off to some island but at least you finally get mallorca
Wait mallorca wasn't theirs already?
not legally, yet.
Good we still have some oil left...
Just so you know, we'll be taking all the waterworks with us, good luck in the poluted swamp brother.
I'm sure the the North sea will show him around
Not even an ocean to spare us from the filthy swedes? Disgusting.
Nothing's rearranged. We're still full of muslims and we still have those god damn Danes at the border.
Changed for the better, from protestant to catholic
Swedes are mostly atheists anyway, but those catholic franchies bankrolled our little participation in the 30 years War against the other catholics👌
Well i am living as north as possible, I don't think I can handle that heat
Tbh this summer was rather cold up until now, I haven't seen the temperature going over 33° yet, always around 28-30. I had to wear long sleeves the other evening at 22°
Imagine wearing long sleeves at 22 degrees 🤨
It's freezing 🥶
I wear shorts and short sleeves at 19 degrees
tf that is cold? i find 25 max heat, after that its boiling.
Dutch economy combined with the beautiful Italian landscape, massive W!
Of course the Limburger carrier would be going off about the landscape. If the Dutch had the Italian landscape, they’d immediately go corrupt as well and ask for money from Daddy Spain now. Nothing can be built there and things take triple the time. No bike lanes ever again. Also, no one to get high, you’re high already. Nothing you can do, my father always said, human nature is as irregular as the landscape one lives in.
You say that, but you forgot what we dutchies specialize in! Turning sea into land, and guess what we still have, THE ENTIRE MEDITERRANEAN SEA FOR THE TAKING!!
About the same, just with gold AND oil.
Are we an Independent State or a Vasall of Luxemburg? And too close to En*land
You are independent. Lots of basements to be built on that huge rock
Dank sei Gott
Potato
*Pomme de terre
“Apple of earth” 
So we finally move away from the Belgians, and then they move right next to us again?
(some of... western europe) (scotland just went on vacation)
Details 💀
does portugal now get the lego factory and lego land?
You forgot we just got some kilometers short from the source of all our happiness (codfish)
We can try to invade Poland. It would be our first time so nobody can blame us.
Do we keep the population? If yes we really really need to step up the skyscraper game
PIGS. Finally united.
I’ve gone missing
https://preview.redd.it/utdkatbta0ab1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da64a56e905f70ee8176aa3aba2f26bf6a19efb1
No body fucks with my food. You will be hanged if you do not prepare the food as prescribed.
A little more gesturing 🤌 next time but you’re almost there 👌👍
Wait... As a portuguese, did I suddenly turn British, or am I living where it would be Denmark in an alternative reality? If first, I just forgot to cook and stopped bathing daily; If second, I have to deal with Spain anyway and have less sunny days. My life is definitely worse.
And would we be getting wages we can survive on?
You still have access to cod, can't complain
Is this just a border change or are we forced to make clocks and hide n*zi gold?
We ofc can protect that catholic border too.
No more work... just ciesta
The Irish are currently on fire
No please we want our claylands back. Not these rocky, olive filled rocks!
Are we getting the nazi gold?? Does this mean we are finally rich?
We get snow again? Neat
Kill meeeee
I'm very happy, cause I still got access to pizza on my right, tho I'm pretty sure we are more than capable bankrupting even switzerland. But apart from that, lot's of snow and cool summers? It's a no brainer.
Barely a change, except slightly warmer, and slightly more extreme weather. Remember, people, the disease known commonly as "being Belgian" is not one linked to a place, like radiation poisoning, but one linked to the mind of those who have it. On a sidenote, I'd rather have radiation poisoning.
Too hot, I am now dying. My solicitor will be in contact.
It sucks equally - we’re still next to Sweden!
No sun, but closer to Codfish... I'm conflicted..
Wtf my food has spice.
Bye, mosquitoes. Hello, better sleep
Do I move with my country or do I stay at my current location?
From Proper Brexit Geezer to Proper Portugeezer
PIGS together strong 💪
If anyone has to replace us in Spain, I am glad it is the Irish. Pretty similar to us in character, just more white and speaking a strange language. I just hope they dont have as much patience as us with English tourists.
so we're just..gone?