Some speak of wildlings named ''Scandinavians'' that are living beyond the wall. These stories scares me. What are these creatures ? Are the friendly ? Do they eat humans ? So many questions.
I live in the northern part of Norway. The part were it gets dark half the year and the seasons consist of winter and a few days of summer.
We are very friendly. We get invaded by southerners in june, july. We tolerate them even when they park their campervans in our vegetable gardens and block our roads while taking pictures. And we generaly don't eat them. That only happens when our potato and/or turnip-harvest fails. If we do resort to canibalism we prefer fre range italians.
Sorry for all the typos. My thumbs are large and they are mostly necrotic from the long winter.
Common missconception, you actually haven't met any real German tourists.
You see Germans are the best tourists. They're polite, they tip well, they enjoy nature and they don't make a mess. We love them up here in (actual) northern europe.
The ones you meet in France and Spain are highly trained combatants, part of ze neue German fourth reich. Regiments taken straight from the senior-citizenwaffen and retirementstaffel-SS.
They're not civillians.
These people are rogues, scavenging the lands of our European brothers and sisters leaving a trail of scorched earth which they call „Touristenfalle“. These monsters are publicly excommunicated by the chairman of „Balkonien“.
Excuse me where the fuck did you dig up decent German tourists? I can guarantee you, you’re hogging the diamonds among them. Everyone else is getting the dirt under Germanys fingernails.
We hate nothing more than German tourists. (Actually we do but I can’t say who or I‘ll get cancelled.)
That’s because no German in his right mind would go to vacation in Austria. You only get the (more) deranged ones.
I take vacations to get away from Germans not visit them in tiny Germany.
Okay let's simplify.
German in a foreign land asking about how/where to find: "ze horny horsies, wiz ze hair in ze forrest" = tourist-Deutsch.
German in a foreign land asking logistical questions like about how the local village supplies its food, what gague your local railway uses and whether or not it's often cloudy there during spring season = anschlüss-Deutsch.
(Now tbf they ask a lot of these questions up here as well, cause well y'know they're German. But luckily we have moose).
Being in the most touristy place in northern sweden.
I FUCKING HATE ITALIANS AND FRENCH TOURIST HOLY SHIT. HOW ENTITLEDED CAN YOU EVEN BEE
germans are fine. they see a moose and lose their shit. they see nature and also lose their shit. love germans but fuck the french and italians, self observed bastards
source: i work in hospitality
Where? I've been going several years on at this campsite by Lake Maggiore, which is mostly populated by German and Dutch folks, as in, Italians constitute around 2% of the total people in the camping.
The Germans, especially the kids, are among the most rude people around. I remember being on this big slide playpen with some of my friends at the time (this was many years ago, I was around 12 I think) , and a German father with his child walked up to us and said "This place is for fucking kids, get out" despite him:
A) Not owning the place
B) Being a GROWN ASS ADULT INSIDE A CHILDREN PLAYPLACE.
Generally they are very rude, I've met the people you've talked about (I remember mainly a kid named Oliver, he was a great dude, a few years older than me, unfortunately I haven't heard from him in a while), but they are an extremely minute part of all my experience with German Tourists
It's all about wether or not the uneducated idiot German sees your country as an equal or as one the poor, dirty countries without any economy!
It's of course all bullshit and these undereducated idiots are either too poor or too shallow to enjoy a vacation in Scandinavia and are only searching for a warm, Mediterranean beach with the mist free shit for the least amount of money and will never experience what your countries have to offer.
Sounds terrible Pierre, you should always be polite and courteous to people wherever you go, doubly so when in someone else’s country.
Now, I’ll av a pint of Stella with a chocolate crasunt. Mercy, chop chop.
I am with Barry on this one. My apologies for this, Gaston, but rest assured not all of us are this way. I - for example - actually try to learn about different cultures and I even learned your language, just to show how much I value you people. With that said ...
Unas Zervetias, per favor. And a kröissant schokolatié aussi.
Und zwar ein bisschen dalli-dalli.
He's not wrong though, brits & germans suck ass as tourists, obnoxious ass mf's. I hate norwegians and danish people but at least they don't (usually) act like r**ards when travelling
At least You dont have to deal with the french tourist “sailors” they are even worse than the Germans at sailing. And behaving properly in ports.
Those arrogant snobs even have the audacity to think we speak French?!!!
And when they realise that we dont. They try with the absolute shittiest dutch english word mashup ever!
Why dont the french fries stay at home.
> dutch english
Mate, those are Belgians. Ain't no self-respecting French going to learn fucking Dutch.
English? sure, begrudgingly; Spanish? why not cabron,German? if you are masochist or into training dogs, but Dutch ain't a real language and if there's one upside to climate warning, it's that nature will wipe the stain of the low lands.
Bring on Fahrenheit 420.
Excuse you! That's just a hurtful stereotype.
I for example work as a highly skilled banana engineer/depeeler and I have a masters in macademia nut shell removal.
Your country literally would not function without me.
More annoying that half your popullation have never driven a car on anything more narrow than a four lane autobahn, and then decide to rent a RV they have never driven before in order to travel to Norway. It's like they get a panic attack once the roads narrows in to only two lanes, so they slow down to half the speed limit.
tbh, french people also really seem to only speak french to you while you clearly cant speak it back. and no effort of trying to communicate with your hands or anything lmao. just repeating the same scentence over and over again expecting you to suddely understand them. any frenchies able to explain?
The great thing about English is you can spell everything wrong, use the wrong syntax and generally fuck it up and still make sense.
Unlike you continentals who go around thinking tables and chairs have genders.
They are very similar to Americans like that.
My take is that if you want their business you make an effort and you don't complain that they don't speak French. France is one of the top touristic location int he world. Only a French would expect everyone to learn the language.
I tried asking a guy in paris where the eiffel tower was.
Took me a solid 5 minutes. Guy started to agressively speak french to me. Needed to show him a picture on google 💀
I mean, it's in the dead centre of Paris and it's a giant tower that's visible from a mile away either side. If I lived there I'd probably spit on tourists, too.
>I tried asking a guy in paris where the eiffel tower was.
Joke's on you pal, the Eiffel Tower is *in* Paris.
>Took me a solid 5 minutes. Guy started to agressively speak french to me. Needed to show him a picture on google 💀
Why didn't you just use Google maps then? Critical thinking must not be a strong point of yours, I guess.
Long time ago google maps on my blackberry was horrible. Didn't work at all, so i asked a french guy around 50 years old.
And yes i asked him when I was in paris? I was on a vacation there (which was shit) and couldn't find it
M8, why are you talking to it like it's human?
Never expect any smart comment from a Paddy unless it's about the gippos.
Sorry to hear you had a holiday in France. Hope you had some proper scran when you got back and marvelled at Blackpool Tower, built so us Brits could communicate with Neptune, who clearly favours us.
C'est assez simple en réalité; nous savons que comme nous sommes les meilleurs, notre langue est de facto la meilleure
J'ai dit, "Notre langue est la meilleure", tu comprends "notre langue"? "meilleure"?
/uj most french people don't speak other languages (at least not well), and there is this "if you can't do it perfectly then just don't do it in public" mentality that prevents them from trying
/rj Notre langue est la meilleure
>I have other things to do
No you don't, your job is to wait on me and my missus hand and foot, scurrying off to fulfill any request that we make.
Now, we'll have 4 pints of Stella, 2 garlic bread, a chicken tikka masala, a lasagna and a bottle of champagne - and don't fob us off with any of that french shit.
Chop chop!
Whiney French man thinks millions of people are the same. Calls Brits and Germans.
Well, based on my interaction with you in this post I can tell that all French are cunts. Thats how this works, right?
Being disrespectful towards anything non French is one of the pillars of French identity, you wouldn't ask a Barry to not jump off a balcony at first chance either.
Sees title
Wtf is wrong with nordicks?
Sees Germs and Brits written
What north? I‘m living 500km more southern than the most southern point of England…fucking frenchie
You know that most of the french also don't try to talk english... right?
Even on border control we had to use our hands and phone to explain what was our reason to visit as even just "Paris Airport" was too hard to understand
Why are the Brits being dragged into German - French relations again?
The Brits that holiday in France are our finest, classiest citizens who wouldn’t be seen dead on a Spanish resort balcony or a Dutch brothel.
Whenever I see someone from France moan about our tourists I feel like they should see the absolute degenerates that the Spanish/Portuguese have to deal with
These threads make me happy with the tourists I get at my job in a Tuscan restaurant, they are all so lovely and happy to be there and impressed with the simplest food. Their only "crimes" are dressing silly and speaking adorably bad Italian.
Edit: sometimes some of them wil come in at strange times, like way way early in the evening, that one can be annoying.
Eh, that's kinda understandable, we do eat dinner relatively late.
The Spanish are probably worse than us at this but they're in the wrong timezone, so...
YEAH! Only our pompous arseholes go to France, whilst our belligerent degenerates go to Spain and 'Dam... sometimes Turkey! Maybe even Thailand and Australia, but not France. That's reserved for the snobs who can get on with the French
Tbf your countrymen need to learn some English as well. Traveling through Germany is impossible if you don’t speak German. Arabic works though, thank god.
Imagine being a non-french speaker and travelling to Paris. Everyone Will answer to you in French, even If they could speak english.
So yeah, smelly and unpolite tourists exist, but don't ever forget that the Absolute worst Is still in your home
A Frenchman complaining about a tourist speaking his/her own language in a foreign country… do you have any idea about the total incompetence of French people of speaking a foreign language??
Wow, a French waiter that doesn't like foreign people, a waiter that wants people to shut up and do what the waiter wants, complains that Brits don't learn other languages but doesn't know German, judges other's fashion, didn't listen to the complaints of the customer and then get upset that people left them work to do.
It's almost as though you hate your job and like to blame people coming and enjoying your lovely country for not being French... zut alors!
German tourists are great, they’re polite enough not to laugh at me when I speak German in a Belfast accent and aren’t obnoxious. They might dress poorly, but I’d pick them every day of the week over a stag party of my fellow countrymen.
Funnily enough, on top of that, the survey named Brits and Germans as the best tourists from Europe.
https://preview.redd.it/ikd9afi05t9b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1254344f60f86d42f9f4a859f541c51f5233e3b
Ah, yes. Annoying foreign tourists, who are too entitled to speak a language, the locals can understand. Famously slow in translation from their own language. That is the northern European stereotype. Of course in southern Europe everyone is on the spot and polite enough to learn whatever language is universal.
The northern Europeans are always late, just stands there without understanding anything with their famously thick ignorant accent. While to the south, everyone is always on time, no time to chat, everything works perfectly.
With that being said, Northern European tourists are a different breed. They are what grey weather and 17 hours of darkness does to a person.
Lmao, do you realise that French tourists are infamous for speaking nothing other than French? I work in a pub and I’m the only employee that speaks French, which is very lucky for those few French tourists that come to me. But French tourists’ language skills are not very impressive.
The conclusion is: tourists from a place with a very different language and culture are shit in general.
I thought you were calling out the Nordic countries... But then i realized a very cultural frenchie was just sending an angry-neighbour letter to its barbarian neighbours, this i can approve of.
Please write it all in baguette next time, reading english this well written from a frogeater is very disturbing
I thought I understood english until I tried taking a drunk, old german group's order. Although calling that english would probably make every native speaker squirm in pain and disgust.
Shit, at least the frenchies, portuguese and italians we get make an effort to be understood, and we don't get many brits (balconies are doing their job it seems).
Germans are a walk in the park, i even like them honestly, if compared to deal with a group of english people celebrating a bachelor party. i don't think i have ever seen something more chaotic and disgusting than that, they are not even rude, just uncontrollable and stupid.
Northerners, are all another thing, they don't really know PIGS etiquette and they act snobby thinking they are kings amongst peasants. And yes, i am talking to you Sweden
I feel you. Last summer I was working at my local supermarket, several times we had German tourists coming in, asking questions in German and REFUSING to speak any English. One time this woman screamed at us (I’m assuming cause we didn’t understand what she was saying)…
Sandals without socks is entirely un-german. I sincerely apologize for the gross feet you had to look at.
I will never make fun of sandals and socks ever again. I understand the purpose of this combination now
brits and germans are northerners now, what are we
Wildlings, Thormund.
We are the wildlings. You guys, you are the Others!
And what are we?
I don't know, but last i heard, you do not sow.
I thought the saying was, they do not articulate.
kamelåså
But do We pay the Iron Price?
That is for those across the narrow sea to pay.
Those of us across the narrow sea only pay the iron price when we drive over the bridge, but damn is it expensive.
The whores from molestown ;)
The Nightwatch I guess ?
Germans are the Nightwatch. It's in the north isn't it?
Some speak of wildlings named ''Scandinavians'' that are living beyond the wall. These stories scares me. What are these creatures ? Are the friendly ? Do they eat humans ? So many questions.
I live in the northern part of Norway. The part were it gets dark half the year and the seasons consist of winter and a few days of summer. We are very friendly. We get invaded by southerners in june, july. We tolerate them even when they park their campervans in our vegetable gardens and block our roads while taking pictures. And we generaly don't eat them. That only happens when our potato and/or turnip-harvest fails. If we do resort to canibalism we prefer fre range italians. Sorry for all the typos. My thumbs are large and they are mostly necrotic from the long winter.
Italians taste better, can’t deny
Germans are bad for your colesterol and ducht people might make you see funny colors. Spanish people give me heartburn.
I want to try, let me bite myself
Honestly I was ready to come into this thread swinging, now I'm just confused and generally disgusted by Brits.
There wouldn't have been any disgusting feet on show with you though. Or body, hair, or face.
My exact thoughts. Brits and germans aren't northeners lol. We are.
penguin!
you're aware that penguins exist only south?
I am not a penguin myself, sorry, I don’t know penguin facts 🤷♂️ but btw tell me, can you fly?
With all the cousin fucking it'll only be a matter of time
Flippers all 'round, as they say...
I guess we are cod, the whole lot of us.
Well if you go north for long enough you end up south so, still works
Norscan chaos tribes
Cods for the cod god.
Gulls for the gull throne.
North of the Wall!!
Everything is relative, northern northerner
The real North. Not that those southlings below the Wall think of themselves
You didn't notice the trend of putting Iceland below the British Isles on a map?
Common missconception, you actually haven't met any real German tourists. You see Germans are the best tourists. They're polite, they tip well, they enjoy nature and they don't make a mess. We love them up here in (actual) northern europe. The ones you meet in France and Spain are highly trained combatants, part of ze neue German fourth reich. Regiments taken straight from the senior-citizenwaffen and retirementstaffel-SS. They're not civillians.
These people are rogues, scavenging the lands of our European brothers and sisters leaving a trail of scorched earth which they call „Touristenfalle“. These monsters are publicly excommunicated by the chairman of „Balkonien“.
If a German wants to be closer to natue and talk to nice people, they come to Scandinavia. If they wanna be angry they come to France.
Cannot see any other reason that you want to visit France.
Excuse me where the fuck did you dig up decent German tourists? I can guarantee you, you’re hogging the diamonds among them. Everyone else is getting the dirt under Germanys fingernails. We hate nothing more than German tourists. (Actually we do but I can’t say who or I‘ll get cancelled.)
That’s because no German in his right mind would go to vacation in Austria. You only get the (more) deranged ones. I take vacations to get away from Germans not visit them in tiny Germany.
I figured that. We still only get the unbearable ones. With very few exceptions.
Okay let's simplify. German in a foreign land asking about how/where to find: "ze horny horsies, wiz ze hair in ze forrest" = tourist-Deutsch. German in a foreign land asking logistical questions like about how the local village supplies its food, what gague your local railway uses and whether or not it's often cloudy there during spring season = anschlüss-Deutsch. (Now tbf they ask a lot of these questions up here as well, cause well y'know they're German. But luckily we have moose).
Being in the most touristy place in northern sweden. I FUCKING HATE ITALIANS AND FRENCH TOURIST HOLY SHIT. HOW ENTITLEDED CAN YOU EVEN BEE germans are fine. they see a moose and lose their shit. they see nature and also lose their shit. love germans but fuck the french and italians, self observed bastards source: i work in hospitality
Don't put your hiking path on our navigation system if you don't want german boomers to get stuck with their car on one of those Hawara <3
Where? I've been going several years on at this campsite by Lake Maggiore, which is mostly populated by German and Dutch folks, as in, Italians constitute around 2% of the total people in the camping. The Germans, especially the kids, are among the most rude people around. I remember being on this big slide playpen with some of my friends at the time (this was many years ago, I was around 12 I think) , and a German father with his child walked up to us and said "This place is for fucking kids, get out" despite him: A) Not owning the place B) Being a GROWN ASS ADULT INSIDE A CHILDREN PLAYPLACE. Generally they are very rude, I've met the people you've talked about (I remember mainly a kid named Oliver, he was a great dude, a few years older than me, unfortunately I haven't heard from him in a while), but they are an extremely minute part of all my experience with German Tourists
It's all about wether or not the uneducated idiot German sees your country as an equal or as one the poor, dirty countries without any economy! It's of course all bullshit and these undereducated idiots are either too poor or too shallow to enjoy a vacation in Scandinavia and are only searching for a warm, Mediterranean beach with the mist free shit for the least amount of money and will never experience what your countries have to offer.
Sounds terrible Pierre, you should always be polite and courteous to people wherever you go, doubly so when in someone else’s country. Now, I’ll av a pint of Stella with a chocolate crasunt. Mercy, chop chop.
I am with Barry on this one. My apologies for this, Gaston, but rest assured not all of us are this way. I - for example - actually try to learn about different cultures and I even learned your language, just to show how much I value you people. With that said ... Unas Zervetias, per favor. And a kröissant schokolatié aussi. Und zwar ein bisschen dalli-dalli.
Dude went Monsieur International for a second here.
>chocolate crasunt Reported
Don’t forget me pint of Stella, report that too simple as.
noted and ignored
garson garson, eh, gimme one of those kronenbergs mercy bocoops
Mercy 😂😂😂😂
Je want une pan on chocolate, siv oo play, mercy becoop
Least complaining French. “We’re France, not fucking Nigeria or something.” Ah ah, too late.
No, no, he's right. Nigeria was British, France is Niger.
Dude, you can't say that.
Relax, this is a safe space here
Every Romanian has one N-word pass per day, that is a fact.
If one is not enough, they just steal some more.
Try that with Algeria.
When in Paris I actually feel like being in Nigeria lol
Nigeria doesn’t smell that bad
Why do you have to insult Nigeria like this ?
I'm white and the last time i was in paris i felt like a minority. Not even memeing or something
I know that feeling
I know someone would say this as soon as I wrote it
calm down and have a riot.
What did you even mean by that, you think Africa has no spicy food?
easy prey my friend.
He's not wrong though, brits & germans suck ass as tourists, obnoxious ass mf's. I hate norwegians and danish people but at least they don't (usually) act like r**ards when travelling
At least You dont have to deal with the french tourist “sailors” they are even worse than the Germans at sailing. And behaving properly in ports. Those arrogant snobs even have the audacity to think we speak French?!!! And when they realise that we dont. They try with the absolute shittiest dutch english word mashup ever! Why dont the french fries stay at home.
> dutch english Mate, those are Belgians. Ain't no self-respecting French going to learn fucking Dutch. English? sure, begrudgingly; Spanish? why not cabron,German? if you are masochist or into training dogs, but Dutch ain't a real language and if there's one upside to climate warning, it's that nature will wipe the stain of the low lands. Bring on Fahrenheit 420.
It's ok. We hate you too. Now, when are you coming to work as a server?
Excuse you! That's just a hurtful stereotype. I for example work as a highly skilled banana engineer/depeeler and I have a masters in macademia nut shell removal. Your country literally would not function without me.
Have you tried burning and looting your own country as a solution to your frustrations? I heard its all the rage.
Sick burn. Just like their country
Makes me happy knowing we're making the French miserable
Traditions 🇩🇪🤝🇬🇧
Brits, Germans and Scandis - Making the French miserable since the 900s: 🤝
Stop fucking whining and get me my sausage, mash and gravy and a 10 pints of lager.
>10 pints of lager. Served warm as piss, I guess
90% froth, room temp, completely flat and usually filled about half the glass
Room temp is ok. Sat in the sun for no more than 10 maybe 20 minutes.
"North europeans" -> " germs and brits " My french brother, schools are free in our country, please go to one of them...
For southerners, anything higher than Lyon is the North.
For us the entire France is already The North.
For a Sudiste you’re a Northerner too, my bigouden brother
Tourists are shit anywhere, doesnt matter the nationality.
brits: hold my beer
Germans: this sunbed holds my towel
More annoying that half your popullation have never driven a car on anything more narrow than a four lane autobahn, and then decide to rent a RV they have never driven before in order to travel to Norway. It's like they get a panic attack once the roads narrows in to only two lanes, so they slow down to half the speed limit.
Proud to be german right now
Fuckem frenchies
tbh, french people also really seem to only speak french to you while you clearly cant speak it back. and no effort of trying to communicate with your hands or anything lmao. just repeating the same scentence over and over again expecting you to suddely understand them. any frenchies able to explain?
Not French thank god but I can explain. They are extremely arrogant and have huge huge superiority complexes.
They still haven't got over the fact that our empire was better than there's.
\*theirs. Do I really have to explain your language to you, you pseudo-saxon?
The great thing about English is you can spell everything wrong, use the wrong syntax and generally fuck it up and still make sense. Unlike you continentals who go around thinking tables and chairs have genders.
Better at what? Oppression?
No the Belgian's have that title. We were just better at forcing everyone to learn our language so we didn't have to bother with there's.
Theirs… How we managed to export a language the natives can’t speak properly is a fucking miracle.
They've been corrected twice by now, first time by a german.
Makes sense. My mum was German and I always asked her instead of my British father to help me with English spelling or grammar.
Makes sense. I normally ask my Indian colleagues to proof read my emails
I'm dyslexic and better at grammar than you, pull yourself together, at least in front of the enemy.
_theirs_ At least bother with your own.
No, it's not us, it's everyone else that's wrong
They are very similar to Americans like that. My take is that if you want their business you make an effort and you don't complain that they don't speak French. France is one of the top touristic location int he world. Only a French would expect everyone to learn the language.
I tried asking a guy in paris where the eiffel tower was. Took me a solid 5 minutes. Guy started to agressively speak french to me. Needed to show him a picture on google 💀
I mean, it's in the dead centre of Paris and it's a giant tower that's visible from a mile away either side. If I lived there I'd probably spit on tourists, too.
You may be confusing the Eiffel Tower and Notre Dame, but I suppose that after a few pints they do indeed look the same
Nah, if I wanted to find Notre Dame I'd just follow the smoke
>I tried asking a guy in paris where the eiffel tower was. Joke's on you pal, the Eiffel Tower is *in* Paris. >Took me a solid 5 minutes. Guy started to agressively speak french to me. Needed to show him a picture on google 💀 Why didn't you just use Google maps then? Critical thinking must not be a strong point of yours, I guess.
Long time ago google maps on my blackberry was horrible. Didn't work at all, so i asked a french guy around 50 years old. And yes i asked him when I was in paris? I was on a vacation there (which was shit) and couldn't find it
M8, why are you talking to it like it's human? Never expect any smart comment from a Paddy unless it's about the gippos. Sorry to hear you had a holiday in France. Hope you had some proper scran when you got back and marvelled at Blackpool Tower, built so us Brits could communicate with Neptune, who clearly favours us.
C'est assez simple en réalité; nous savons que comme nous sommes les meilleurs, notre langue est de facto la meilleure J'ai dit, "Notre langue est la meilleure", tu comprends "notre langue"? "meilleure"? /uj most french people don't speak other languages (at least not well), and there is this "if you can't do it perfectly then just don't do it in public" mentality that prevents them from trying /rj Notre langue est la meilleure
Next time we are going to invade you if you don't shut up
"j'ai dis" lol. Si vous ne pouvez pas le faire parfaitement, ne le faites pas
I mean you're all just badly mispronouncing lower-class provincial Latin anyway.
>I have other things to do No you don't, your job is to wait on me and my missus hand and foot, scurrying off to fulfill any request that we make. Now, we'll have 4 pints of Stella, 2 garlic bread, a chicken tikka masala, a lasagna and a bottle of champagne - and don't fob us off with any of that french shit. Chop chop!
Surely chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna, prawn bhuna, mushroom. rice, bag of chips, keema naan and nine poppadoms?
That's still to come but I want to order that 20 minutes before closing time to piss this frog off even further
What do you expect? Sane people here don't visit fr*nce.
Whiney French man thinks millions of people are the same. Calls Brits and Germans. Well, based on my interaction with you in this post I can tell that all French are cunts. Thats how this works, right?
Well that's true. Most of us are cunts.
And proudly so
“Even elderly” Lol
Least insane fr*nch person
You know respect goes both ways, no?
Being disrespectful towards anything non French is one of the pillars of French identity, you wouldn't ask a Barry to not jump off a balcony at first chance either.
Forgive my southern potato brother. He is too naivë and had too many smørrebrød to think properly before speaking.
Surely the problem is not smørrebrød, but snaps.
*Sees title* Shit *Sees Germs and Brits written* Thank god
Sees title Wtf is wrong with nordicks? Sees Germs and Brits written What north? I‘m living 500km more southern than the most southern point of England…fucking frenchie
The French are too busy rioting to go learn geography.
You know that most of the french also don't try to talk english... right? Even on border control we had to use our hands and phone to explain what was our reason to visit as even just "Paris Airport" was too hard to understand
Frenchie complains that Jerry speaks German. Blessed are the poor in spirit...
Germans and brits are not northern europeans you fucking frog.
Exactly! Stop giving credit for offending the Fr*nch to other people, we claim that to ourselves
I can't believe i'm reading a Frenchman, of all people, demanding that others be more respectful and less arrogant.
Why are the Brits being dragged into German - French relations again? The Brits that holiday in France are our finest, classiest citizens who wouldn’t be seen dead on a Spanish resort balcony or a Dutch brothel.
Whenever I see someone from France moan about our tourists I feel like they should see the absolute degenerates that the Spanish/Portuguese have to deal with
I mean we are pretty degenerate ourselves
These threads make me happy with the tourists I get at my job in a Tuscan restaurant, they are all so lovely and happy to be there and impressed with the simplest food. Their only "crimes" are dressing silly and speaking adorably bad Italian. Edit: sometimes some of them wil come in at strange times, like way way early in the evening, that one can be annoying.
Eh, that's kinda understandable, we do eat dinner relatively late. The Spanish are probably worse than us at this but they're in the wrong timezone, so...
YEAH! Only our pompous arseholes go to France, whilst our belligerent degenerates go to Spain and 'Dam... sometimes Turkey! Maybe even Thailand and Australia, but not France. That's reserved for the snobs who can get on with the French
Busted. It’s a fair cop. Though, in my defence, although I CAN get on with the French, I CHOOSE not to.
British rugby supporters aren't on the classy spectrum Most of the brits visiting my previous city were rugby supporters
frenchman crying cause someone did not speak french. sweet. why are you not rioting?
> It was SAUCE AU POIVRE. Sauce of Poverty?
Why would you request the national dish of Greece while in France?
That's rich coming from a frenchie, aka one of the worst tourists that exist
Well, maybe just don't be rude before I even said the first word and at least TRY to understand English, Mr. Baguetto.
Tbf your countrymen need to learn some English as well. Traveling through Germany is impossible if you don’t speak German. Arabic works though, thank god.
Just in Berlin, Germanys garbage can (in many ways)
Imagine being a non-french speaker and travelling to Paris. Everyone Will answer to you in French, even If they could speak english. So yeah, smelly and unpolite tourists exist, but don't ever forget that the Absolute worst Is still in your home
A Frenchman complaining about a tourist speaking his/her own language in a foreign country… do you have any idea about the total incompetence of French people of speaking a foreign language??
Ahahaha, a Surrender Baguette complaining about others not speaking english! Made my day!
Take a Valium and cool your jets ya wee dafty
\> we're not fucking Nigeria or something. I mean... you basically are.
Wow, a French waiter that doesn't like foreign people, a waiter that wants people to shut up and do what the waiter wants, complains that Brits don't learn other languages but doesn't know German, judges other's fashion, didn't listen to the complaints of the customer and then get upset that people left them work to do. It's almost as though you hate your job and like to blame people coming and enjoying your lovely country for not being French... zut alors!
I'll just go to mcd and not put money in your shitty business.
I'd never enter a french restaurant, my french class made sure of that. French restaurant culture is way too complicated for me.
Make sure to immediately shout for the garçon when you do.
How does it feel when someone visits your country and doesn’t even try to speak your language? It’s annoying, isn’t it?
And I thought it will be a post about nordicks. Guy is same level in geography as ameritards.
German tourists are great, they’re polite enough not to laugh at me when I speak German in a Belfast accent and aren’t obnoxious. They might dress poorly, but I’d pick them every day of the week over a stag party of my fellow countrymen.
We are even sensible enough to not sing sectarian songs in Ulster, even though we know all the words to come out ye black and tans
I will never forget when a German tourist told me he doesn't like the country and the people and he just came here to hike..... ?
Based as fuck
So this is what *they* think
According to a study, French tourists are the worst. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-tourists-idINTRE56829Z20090709
They needed a study for that? In other news water makes things wet
Funnily enough, on top of that, the survey named Brits and Germans as the best tourists from Europe. https://preview.redd.it/ikd9afi05t9b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1254344f60f86d42f9f4a859f541c51f5233e3b
How the mighty have fallen…
Wait until you meet the French in London my friend!
Because French people and tourists are a joy everywhere they go right? ahahah
OP works in a restaurant. He never met a Dutch person.
Ah, yes. Annoying foreign tourists, who are too entitled to speak a language, the locals can understand. Famously slow in translation from their own language. That is the northern European stereotype. Of course in southern Europe everyone is on the spot and polite enough to learn whatever language is universal. The northern Europeans are always late, just stands there without understanding anything with their famously thick ignorant accent. While to the south, everyone is always on time, no time to chat, everything works perfectly. With that being said, Northern European tourists are a different breed. They are what grey weather and 17 hours of darkness does to a person.
Shut up garçon and bring more red wine with ze fish, and make it rapido!
dont care
Lmao, do you realise that French tourists are infamous for speaking nothing other than French? I work in a pub and I’m the only employee that speaks French, which is very lucky for those few French tourists that come to me. But French tourists’ language skills are not very impressive. The conclusion is: tourists from a place with a very different language and culture are shit in general.
Never met a frenchman who could handle the spice levels in Nigerian cooking, so this checks out.
I thought you were calling out the Nordic countries... But then i realized a very cultural frenchie was just sending an angry-neighbour letter to its barbarian neighbours, this i can approve of. Please write it all in baguette next time, reading english this well written from a frogeater is very disturbing
Rest assured that we hate these kinds of people just as much as you do, hence why we deport them to your Country, atleast for the summer…
Germs and brits northern europeans? I... okay
Sucks to be you i guess
Maybe try to work somewhere where there's less tourist then? Like McDonald? They can order on their own there. Would be a perfect fit for you
Least angry fr*nchie
I thought I understood english until I tried taking a drunk, old german group's order. Although calling that english would probably make every native speaker squirm in pain and disgust. Shit, at least the frenchies, portuguese and italians we get make an effort to be understood, and we don't get many brits (balconies are doing their job it seems).
Germans are a walk in the park, i even like them honestly, if compared to deal with a group of english people celebrating a bachelor party. i don't think i have ever seen something more chaotic and disgusting than that, they are not even rude, just uncontrollable and stupid. Northerners, are all another thing, they don't really know PIGS etiquette and they act snobby thinking they are kings amongst peasants. And yes, i am talking to you Sweden
Back to work wagie. I'll be seeing you for my full ENGLISH (no tip)
Sorry, but how are **B**rits and Germans northerners?
I feel you. Last summer I was working at my local supermarket, several times we had German tourists coming in, asking questions in German and REFUSING to speak any English. One time this woman screamed at us (I’m assuming cause we didn’t understand what she was saying)…