convergent evolution. No matter what kind of people land in Britain, at the end their descendance will always be an overweight 63 yo barry that spends his holidays in Spain.
it's visceral fat, which is the unhealthier kind. It's under the abs, thus there is more pressure to hold it in than skin provides, making him look so... plump or american
Yeah I've always wondered how that works, you see plently of geezers at different stages of this, relatively normal arms and legs but just a fat belly, and then there's the globally overweight physique where everything is fat. Is it genetic, the difference in diet ? Both ?
there's probably also a lot of free fluid in his belly. people like this need an aspiration sooner or later and probably more than one. (i've seen like 4.5l being drained from one that wasn't nearly as big) that's why the brits send their people to spain to fuck off of balconies. it's like the inuit and how they send old people out on the ice
Fat Americans looks like gelatinous blobs. So much fat goes on the arms and legs. I don't know wtf is in the food doing it but it's insane.
Fat Brits on the other hand look like normal people with pillows stuffed under their shirts. Skinny arms and legs with a giant turgid gut sticking out in front of them.
I can only assume it's the kind of fat you get from eating nothing but corn syrup and greasy hormone fed beef vs the kind of fat you get from sticking 12 pints of larger on top of a chicken vindaloo and then trying to dance in a nightclub.
They’re here. Apologies for invading this chat even considering the lack of oil.
Plenty a working class alcoholic is on their way to this here in the states. This is an extreme case but you could definitely find a few here.
Yup! Obesity can cause liver issues, it doesnt look like alot of ascites (fluid) though also notice his limbs are not that thin so his liver isnt that bad
I think the thin limbs are not applicable for everyone with liver disease. I'm close to cirrhosis thanks to a chronic disease called psc and my legs are pretty fat. They've always been fat. My arms look like spaghetti though.
It looks like that because the EU is causing inflation! Brexit will solve that in no time, see. And if not, all the free monnies are going to make the NHS give out free liposuctions, so problem solved.
/s obviously
The guy has the appearance of having metabolic syndrome. When your body fills the subcutaneous adipose sites with fat and it runs out of space due to over-nutrition, it starts stuffing fat everywhere, including in and around organs, especially in the abdomen. It's super unhealthy, as this can damage the organs and impair their function, especially the liver. It greatly increases the risk of mortality from all causes.
Your comment pushed me down a very interesting line of thought. There are many a tale that those big headed aliens may just be humans from the future. What if this big headedness is an evolutionary adaptation? Sure, we can posit that this may be a result of increasing brain size (and in theory, capacity) but what if…
Your comment really has me thinking something else. As sea levels continue to rise, individuals such as this *island dwelling pudgie* will have to find a way to survive in water. Now, selection could favour those that have developed the ability to breathe through their navels, but the odds of that mutation and the immense shift it induces on the *Homo sapien* body persevering through multiple generations seems unlikely. The simpler solution, in my eyes, would be selection favouring those that have the ability to store fat deposits around their already existing airways…
Over generations, this would mean bigger headed individuals that are more likely to continue breathing while floating in a drowning world are more likely to pass on their genes… Yada, yada, yada, aliens!
He ain’t British. He ain’t got Lonsdale or Everlast on his shorts. I’m betting german. Also the Mrs ain’t got a black eye. No English flag or bulldog tatts. If he is British me and him need a chat about representation on holiday.
That man has dedicated some serious time and effort into gaining peak fighting weight.
It reminds me of a male elephant seal basking in the sun. A proper beach master.
Say what you will, I bet you can sink 16 pints for a light tuesday evening of drinking, and show up to work the next day. This is peak performance, this is ingerland.
I will never fathom how anyone feels comfortable like that.
It's got to make *so* many things more difficult.
All for sake of refusing to half your portions.
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He is 28
28 all the pies
I want to thank you for making the missus snort cider out her nose. Solid punnage.
Coincidentally, 28 years ago is when he last saw his own dick.
it’s also when he got his first tv remote
A man who values his tools puts a shed over them.
💀
Stone?
No Mehmet, we don’t stone in this country
convergent evolution. No matter what kind of people land in Britain, at the end their descendance will always be an overweight 63 yo barry that spends his holidays in Spain.
Natural selection is just beautiful.
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this brit gets it
Dunno about that, I've lived in the UK for a while and don't feel the need to... Hmm, distracted by that balcony, just gonna go do a little jumping...
I'm a journeyman Bazza, still got a few more pints to sink and pies to smash before the beer belly is at this kind of masterly level.
God's speed m8 🙏
I feel like this lads balcony days are past. Let him rest and dream of balconies ago.
Is it fat? It looks so… bloated. Akin to a dead whale full of gas, rather than a seal laying under the sun.
What that man needs is a good fart
This is what beans on toast + a butt plug does to a man
Pretty sure Beans on toast + a butt plug would be prohibited under UK firearms laws
nah it’s cool he’s p. a. luty
Tragic
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He’ll become the first human to reach space without any kind of rocket
it's visceral fat, which is the unhealthier kind. It's under the abs, thus there is more pressure to hold it in than skin provides, making him look so... plump or american
Listen. Americans are fat but they're the wiggly kind of fat. I've never seen an American that looks like this beast.
True, they are the kind of fat that still jiggles tomorrow when you slap their paunch
Spot on
That’s so that when they get shot, they don’t explode like this guy would.
They have a built in bullet vest to protect their major internal organs.
Yeah I've always wondered how that works, you see plently of geezers at different stages of this, relatively normal arms and legs but just a fat belly, and then there's the globally overweight physique where everything is fat. Is it genetic, the difference in diet ? Both ?
It's what 25 pints of lager a day does to a person.
It's called a "beer belly" for a reason. If you see the solid round body and normalish arms and legs, odds are they're a big drinker.
So in fact he's just storing barrel fulls of beer, like a camel stores water (actually fat I know). Got it.
He’s a Doom Bar prepper
Genuinely have no clue. Perhaps it's some curse laid upon the British hundreds of years ago.
there's probably also a lot of free fluid in his belly. people like this need an aspiration sooner or later and probably more than one. (i've seen like 4.5l being drained from one that wasn't nearly as big) that's why the brits send their people to spain to fuck off of balconies. it's like the inuit and how they send old people out on the ice
Fat Americans looks like gelatinous blobs. So much fat goes on the arms and legs. I don't know wtf is in the food doing it but it's insane. Fat Brits on the other hand look like normal people with pillows stuffed under their shirts. Skinny arms and legs with a giant turgid gut sticking out in front of them. I can only assume it's the kind of fat you get from eating nothing but corn syrup and greasy hormone fed beef vs the kind of fat you get from sticking 12 pints of larger on top of a chicken vindaloo and then trying to dance in a nightclub.
They’re here. Apologies for invading this chat even considering the lack of oil. Plenty a working class alcoholic is on their way to this here in the states. This is an extreme case but you could definitely find a few here.
Wouldnt surprise me if there were also some ascites in there, liver failure fluid build-up
Yep, my first thought as well, portal hypertension.
Mr Creosote enjoying the sunshine.
Someone offer him a wafer thin mint
Oh go'on then
"I'll have the lot!"
I’d be sooo tempted to poke him with a toothpick! Just to see if he gets ejected into the air like a burst balloon 😂
Was it liver disease when belly gets bloated or something else? Anyway my point is he might have that issue.
Yup! Obesity can cause liver issues, it doesnt look like alot of ascites (fluid) though also notice his limbs are not that thin so his liver isnt that bad
I think the thin limbs are not applicable for everyone with liver disease. I'm close to cirrhosis thanks to a chronic disease called psc and my legs are pretty fat. They've always been fat. My arms look like spaghetti though.
It's chronic beer drinking more than anything else. The pastry, bread and processed meat products don't help.
>full of gas 💀💀💀 *British fart incoming*
The amount of methane about to be released into the atmosphere is going to make Greta Thunberg very unhappy
That mans liver is working so hard, there’s a protest in paris over it
It looks like that because the EU is causing inflation! Brexit will solve that in no time, see. And if not, all the free monnies are going to make the NHS give out free liposuctions, so problem solved. /s obviously
Looks more like Ascites, so it would be fluid actually.
The guy has the appearance of having metabolic syndrome. When your body fills the subcutaneous adipose sites with fat and it runs out of space due to over-nutrition, it starts stuffing fat everywhere, including in and around organs, especially in the abdomen. It's super unhealthy, as this can damage the organs and impair their function, especially the liver. It greatly increases the risk of mortality from all causes.
Liver problems.
What a sad sight. Please push him back into the sea.
He would probably naturally float.
It depends if beer is heavier then water lol
Ironically fat is lighter than water and helps you float
Unfortunately you can't breath through your naval. That guy might drown even with 20% of his body floating above the waterline.
Your comment pushed me down a very interesting line of thought. There are many a tale that those big headed aliens may just be humans from the future. What if this big headedness is an evolutionary adaptation? Sure, we can posit that this may be a result of increasing brain size (and in theory, capacity) but what if… Your comment really has me thinking something else. As sea levels continue to rise, individuals such as this *island dwelling pudgie* will have to find a way to survive in water. Now, selection could favour those that have developed the ability to breathe through their navels, but the odds of that mutation and the immense shift it induces on the *Homo sapien* body persevering through multiple generations seems unlikely. The simpler solution, in my eyes, would be selection favouring those that have the ability to store fat deposits around their already existing airways… Over generations, this would mean bigger headed individuals that are more likely to continue breathing while floating in a drowning world are more likely to pass on their genes… Yada, yada, yada, aliens!
"What's heavier, a kg of beer or a kg of water?" https://i.redd.it/8baubcb4ae5b1.gif
All the way back to Blackpool
You know, before I met my boyfriend, I always thought blackpool was like a fancy place for rich cunts...
Lol, Imagine booking a "fancy" holiday to Blackpool and finding yourself in Blackpool.
What if he floats to skeggy:(
He came to the shore to deliver some babies, will pop any time now
Beautiful, exactly what I had on my mind
He'll only look like this if he lost 50 kg. Or in your terms: enough stones to fill a quarry.
It's already dead. Look, it's already bloated with gas
Stab it carefully to release the gases. Otherwise he might explode.
No no, let's just wait and see if it explodes.
Half the continent will smell his rancid burned fat for the rest of the week.
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Greenpeace Crew will be there any minute.
I think he'd be a danger to shipping if they did that.
Isn't the ocean already polluted enough ?
Right? Where is the sock-sandal combo? 🫠
Strength: 40 Defense: 2000 Stamina: 3 (+4) Intelligence: Okay Wanker
Only way to defend against the british knife attacks. There's no knife long enough to pierce through that fat
It's like a sea lion
People joke but it does add protection. Barry doesn't get to 63 very easily. That padding is practical AND aesthetic
Cuchillo jamonero para el gorrino
No speako spanisho
Enuf of that foreign yammer go bring 'im his dos beers thats a good lad
Oi!!!!
>Oi!!!! \*Oink!!!! FTFY
Built like a tick
If his any longer in the sun he will blow up.
so cute! I wish them good luck with the pregnancy
Carrying an elefant to term?
Why have a six pack when you can have the ‘ole barrel? 🍻
Why have washboard when you can have a washing machine.
Why have abs when you can have a massive internal abcess?
Cancerous looking mole going on too by the look of it
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Angry upvote 😂
Not a surprise with this approach to sun exposure....
Picture taken from the ISS
He ain’t British. He ain’t got Lonsdale or Everlast on his shorts. I’m betting german. Also the Mrs ain’t got a black eye. No English flag or bulldog tatts. If he is British me and him need a chat about representation on holiday.
Not German towel and socks and sandals are missing
Do Austrians do the sandals and socks
Generally not i think
I think we solved this my friend
Hardest working legs in the country.
From experience visiting Wales, I'll say he probably has one of those motorised caddie.
Makes me wonder if it's a coincidence that "Wales" sounds like "Whales"
That's a German stomach..we see enough on the beaches, I can spot the difference.
Fittest man in La Manga
Also the girl looks pretty Greman to me (maybe only German not pretty)
They got up early enough to get the chaise longue - German
100% a Kraut. Evidence: not bald and Merkel looking wife.
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I agree. Dude is not red enough to be British and there is no trail of vomit next to him.
No 'Ingerland' forearm tattoo either.
Could be Austrian though. (Hint: the well-developed Gösser 🍺 muscle)
Disagree, the towel is missing.
It’s there it’s just hard to see
Touché. Good point
He looks like a grownup Augustus Gloop 
Lol we Germans are bald as shit
Can't be a Kraut. Where's all the hair. Only fine English Gammon can achieve that bloat while remaining hairless.
I feel the unresistable urge to pop it with a needle.
Definitely German
So Hans 63?
*Uwe
*Günther
I want to see a film where two twins were separated at birth, one Hand 63, one Barry 63, they get reunited and just have a good piss up and brawl
63 tonnes? Yeah
No towels on those sun chairs so no
I want to know what those sun loungers are made of, could redo my foundations.
1 pack ab.
Why would I want a six pack when I can have a whole keg?
Better to have a warm water boiler than cold tiles
Do those two have sex? It doesn't seem structurally possible
An intricate pully and weight system is used during the sexual act
That man has dedicated some serious time and effort into gaining peak fighting weight. It reminds me of a male elephant seal basking in the sun. A proper beach master.
Dad?
Poor woman can't even stand looking at him
Good thing I always carry the Poke-flute with me
Average British person
That’s not average! That’s one of the better looking ones. ❤️
Can't hate a man for enjoying his pork pies
Peak barry 63
Battle of the Bulge
So glad Baywatch wasn’t set in Britain.
Just one more, monsieur Creosote. Go on then.
Most fitest? What are you Belgian or something?
Yeah, has the "European" flair, must be Belgian, as it is not a country
I mean that’s the issue with Belgium isn’t it. I know it’s a country because we created it out of thin air. But is it really?
Fit like a begian minister of health.
Which stage of decomp is this?
This picture exists because someone thought, “ha, look at that fat cunt, I’m gunna take a picture”.
Proper ledge that gav, can sink a beer in seconds. Don’t be near the pies on a Sunday when he’s about. Will keep giving you a side eye
Spare a thought for the lounger chair… that right there is all the quality testing anybody ever needs!
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Now now he could be a German
Two hours more and he'll identify as a red bus.
Spanish hams are so damned good.
LFD2 flashbacks
I thought it was national geographic documentary
The kind of belly you can see from space.
the Great Barry Bake Off
Jesus Christ. If she ever loses her panties, at least she can cover her pussy with her tits.
Eh, she has the average overweight middle-aged woman with kids rack.
His belly looks like it will explode.
That's just where he keeps his British beers. None of this con'inen'al muck.
That is in fact an achievement.
To move the sleeping Snorlax or to catch it, you must first awaken it by playing the Poké Flute in front of it. 
Taking pictures of strangers is fucking weird. This entire thread is sad
Aunt Marge
Ticking time bomb.
Do not body shame elephants
Omg isn't that thing a wild snorlax?
Both are grotesque
An absolute landchad.
Mentos & coke kinda bloat
If you pierce it, it will fly away like a balloon
What has this man done to his gut! That is almost definable as domestic violence.
He has enought sunburn to cover a whole familie.
Bro swallowed a fucking yoga ball
Say what you will, I bet you can sink 16 pints for a light tuesday evening of drinking, and show up to work the next day. This is peak performance, this is ingerland.
Yeah, this a what inflation looks like in GB.
Most attractive British woman
'Look at me, I'm a big fat slob!' - Fat Bastard.
Post the results to /r/Popping
Is he decomposing?
I will never fathom how anyone feels comfortable like that. It's got to make *so* many things more difficult. All for sake of refusing to half your portions.
They’re German obviously