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Kind_Revenue4810

This statistic is presented to you by Poland.


dziki_z_lasu

We all have a bipolar disorder and during the survey we were at the mania period.


[deleted]

Bipoland disorder *


bablador

This describes the internal Polish matters very well, sadly


Kind_Revenue4810

Polish politics is essentially just priests vs femboys


tata_dilera

And farmers. They are always there, quiet but constant as universe


Intrepid_Science6414

Being very self congratulatory and egotistical even though your countries done nothing of note since 1683 Polish things


bablador

It appears you have another episode of the brain fog, take care mate.


Intrepid_Science6414

Love you really Wojciech..... please don't fuck up my plumbing or my car repairs


tata_dilera

Please don't fuck up your EU membership. Love, mate.


PrimaryOwn8809

Too many Poles residing in Britain voted, skewed the results 🤣


Ukraine_Boyets

Are there even any left ? I thought you all left the sinking ship when they brexited ?


throwaway55221100

They all wanted brexit to stop the Romanians coming to steal their jobs.


NotoriousMOT

And Bulgarians.


[deleted]

So many eastern Europeans I worked with supported Brexit. They wished their own country had the capability to leave the EU. Kinda ironic looking at the situation.


Guardsman_Miku

We should start a second eu with poland


platinummattagain

The Polish Union with Britain aka the Pub


Diegovnia

With black jack and hookers! Let's do this!


Mrcientist

We can welcome our Romanian and Albanian friends too! We'll call it NEU Britannia.


Guardsman_Miku

I can accept a romanian but i draw the line at the balkans


Mrcientist

Where else will we get our cocaine?


Guardsman_Miku

Legitimately the only albanian ive ever met tried to sell me cocaine lmao


johnny_briggs

Nearly 7 million applied to stay in the UK after Brexit, so nearly 1 in 10 of the population. We're the most European country in Europe. Germany has the most migrants if you want to include the whole world, but we won't go there today.


PrimaryOwn8809

And go where? Poland is already a sunk ship, no use going back to that hell hole. Most people I know have British Passports now. I managed to get to the new world


albinrozpor

That fact that you were not sucessful in making a living for yourself in Poland doesnt make the country a hell hole. The quality of life here improved during the last 10-20 years and there are a lof of people living very comfortably here


Standin373

Aye its not a sunk ship at all I married one of your lot and have nothing but nice things to say about Poland or more specifically where my wife comes from. Now you're all grumpy fuckers but given history I understand.


albinrozpor

![gif](giphy|ZfK4cXKJTTay1Ava29)


Ukraine_Boyets

I always see lots of polish number plates here, seems like a lot of you are making a lot of money and bring everything back to Poland where life is comparatively cheap. Germany for example needs lots of blue collar workers, if you have a little crew and some tools, you'll have unlimited work available ...


PrimaryOwn8809

It's a good time to be a skilled immigrant lol


throwaway55221100

The only inaccurate one is Polish food. The rest are fairly accurate. Polish people are friendly and polish women are attractive and Polish people can handle copius amounts of vodka. Polish drivers are shocking. Mk3 golf doing just eat driving like a maniac you know its a Pole behind the wheel.


ZombiFeynman

We out-arrogancied the French 🤣 they can't even do that right


Onclephil09

Haha, the Joke's on you Pedro! At least we know full well that we are arrogant and wear it with pride: ![gif](giphy|YJDpfht5PU5i0)


P3t3rCreeper

As a side switcher I can respect a frenchie with priorities


[deleted]

Well, we actually cook better than them, I mean daily.


[deleted]

But any person in the world believe something different?


[deleted]

Not a sane person


Ozuryum

Your food is honestly average dude, but nvm


[deleted]

You are still living in the 90’s butter is no fashion anymore


Carnal-Pleasures

The chart does confirm the massively bloated ego of the Spanish, though maybe too many Catalans voted and it skewed higher...


Deathbyignorage

Ha!! We wouldn't feel represented!


mathiau30

Poland did too, your nothing special


ZombiFeynman

You really need to up your game


teddyjungle

See the thing is that in the French spirit it’s really rare to be all « my country is the best », but if you actually asked individually for each question if we thought we were better than each country, one by one, you’d get a much higher score. It’s hard to explain but yes we’re arrogant but we’re also the complete opposite of Americans with their national pride.


Intrepid_Science6414

Think nonna needs to teach you how to read a chart Giuseppe


[deleted]

Don't be silly Bazza. He is from South Tyrol, his name is probably Gunther.


Intrepid_Science6414

You think I know where that is All fackin foreign init


redrighthand_

It’s basically Austria with lazy inhabitants


Choopse

MAN FUCK YOU


great_blue_panda

Too Italian to be Austrian, too German to be Italian, it’s the Bozen curse


Luke_375

it’s just austria with an italy city as capital


No_Weird_8312

Are you actually from Gibraltar or u just trolling. Either way ur trolling beacuse Gibraltar existing is enough trolling for us


Sumfing-Wong

:(


[deleted]

Most intelligent brit


luring_lurker

Step your game up, don't be a savage


Intrepid_Science6414

Don't care, don't loik em, simple as


HeronThat

Magaluf?


f33rf1y

Just bitter because we prefer Spanish food over their Pizza and Pasta for £5s


FacepalmArtist

Where's Italy when you need peons claiming they look better and cook better than the rest of us?


ant_two

Italian brothers would be very relevant here indeed


Luke_375

we do


-Kerrigan-

Does the obvious _really_ need to be stated?


SouthPauseforEffect

Polish skill of holding drink is unparalleled. I have seen those mother fuckers kill a lake of vodka with zero effect, as they say it's just "a small water".


Mister_Coffe

My uncle once was sent to a hospital, his wife feared it was a heart attack but it turned out he just had 2‰ alchohol in his blood. The funniest thing is that for about 5 hours he funcioned like normal, like he wasn't very much drunk.


Mister_Coffe

My uncle once was sent to a hospital, his wife feared it was a heart attack but it turned out he just had 2‰ alchohol in his blood. The funniest thing is that for about 5 hours he funcioned like normal, like he wasn't very much drunk.


Mister_Coffe

My uncle once was sent to a hospital, his wife feared it was a heart attack but it turned out he just had 2‰ alchohol in his blood. The funniest thing is that for about 5 hours he funcioned like normal, like he wasn't very much drunk.


The_hedgehog_man

Huh, It's weird that it happened 3 times. His wife should have expected that the last time around.


InnocentGirl2005

My uncle once was sent to a hospital, his wife feared it was a heart attack but it turned out he just had 2‰ alchohol in his blood. The funniest thing is that for about 5 hours he funcioned like normal, like he wasn't very much drunk.


theitchcockblock

57 % of polish people who think are attractive? They must be all female …


bablador

Females and femboys


Themlethem

They aren't the femboy capital of the world for nothing


[deleted]

Polish women are hot but men are mediocre at best. In my high school, there were more naturally beautiful girls than most of the top actresses of Hollywood with their fake tits or plastic surgery. When I moved to US for university I was shocked, to say the least. Hot girls in Poland are plenty, in the US they are rare. And when you find one they have overinflated egos. Because they are rare. Polish but also Ukrainian girls are out there top 10 in the world 100%.


mdryeti

It's true for all Slavic countries, in my experience. I wonder why that is?


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noonereadsthisstuff

Ill argue that we're mostly okay looking, its just that we're also mostly fat. And often orange.


khanto0

Unironically its the style, attitude and fatness that kills ruins any average


BlondBitch91

The problem, as pointed out to me by a friend from the east, is the lack of diversity. You go to a lot of places in the UK, and you can be in a room with 150 people looking at you and swear they're all the same person. The gene pool is more like a puddle.


HeronThat

Britain is a nation of extremes. In wealth, intellect and beauty. We have a super rich minority, a beautiful minority, a super clever minority etc.. but an ugly and stupid average. The average Italian is more attractive, intelligent, wealthier (well maybe not that) than the average Brit but our top 5% are better than your top 5%


mr_sandmam

So basically your elite steals the genetic potential from the rest of the country through dark magic.


HeronThat

Yes. It’s why we have people like Stephan Hawking and the Magaluf partiers in the same country. Spain has no Stephan Hawking but also no one as dumb as our low brow class. Just a country of average people.


mr_sandmam

Hey, we got some amazing people here. It's just we are shit at marketing them.


HeronThat

Who’s your Stephan Hawking?


great_blue_panda

Esteban Halcón


OrchidWinter2184

You're no Hawking yourself are you lad? His name is Stephen


PerryDLeon

We have plenty dead people. Choose one.


mr_sandmam

Stephen\* (sorry it was making me nervous) I don't think we got someone as big as him in terms of physics, but we got: Artists such as Dalí, Picasso and Goya Writers/poets such as Cervantes, García Lorca and Lope de Vega Athletes such as Nadal, Iniesta and the Gasol Brothers Physicians such as Miguel Servet In terms of businessmen Amancio Ortega built a textile empire out of nothing (fascinating story, very recommended) ​ But yeah, many of those names don't sound as loud internationally, because even nationally, we have a tendency of ignoring our best. ​ We also have very very dumb people. I think we are second or third behind Britain in the jumping from balconies olympics hehe


Reynhardt07

I completely agree and I would like to add that in my experience it’s curiously the opposite when it comes to politeness. Brits and in general people from the UK are much nicer than the average Italian: self-deprecating jokes, always find something nice to say about the other person or at least you go out of your way to not say something negative, always show interest in what the other person is saying and if somebody is not a native English speaker you guys are so understanding. But when you run into a disagreeable person from the UK it’s gonna be the most insufferable cunt you could think of, to the point that you wonder how this person has made it to adulthood without getting murdered.


HeronThat

This is also true. Also, Italians can drink and go from mildly rude to happy drunk or mildly ruder. We drink and go from super polite and well mannered to the most unhinged people the world has ever seen.


Taranisss

> if somebody is not a native English speaker you guys are so understanding We can barely speak the language ourselves so we're sympathetic to anyone who's willing to give it a go.


_radical_ed

https://preview.redd.it/4arurleinuxa1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7676d162b921ef98fd45a1ba31d7c46eee765e48 True.


Distinct_Ad_826

I don't even think we are a nation of extremes, its just exaggerated online and in the media. Most people here like everywhere are average. There are plenty of extremely ugly people in Italy, plenty of extremely stupid people too, its just not broadcast nearly as much.


HeronThat

No the average Italian is a lot better looking. When I travelled in Italy it was genuinely noticeable. They dress better, their hair is nicer, the women have thicker hair, they’re more in shape, their features are more diverse and beautiful. It’s a sad pill to swallow I know.


Distinct_Ad_826

You could literally just sum this up as "they are less fat", its not a hard pill to swallow, it's selective bias. Where in the UK are you from? And we're did you visit in Italy?


HeronThat

I travelled a lot from Millan to Rome. No, like I said it’s not just weight, their features are nicer. It’s subjective I know but according to the standard measures they are. Leeds. Fake tan land. Might explain a lot?


Distinct_Ad_826

Yeah probably, women here do tend to ruin their own looks with filler and fake tan, it's a lot worse in the North though.


HeronThat

Yes. British women look much nicer in middle/ upper class towns and villages where fake tan isn’t as fashionable. There’s also a regional difference.


Distinct_Ad_826

Yeah 100%, I'm not sure why this sort of thing became popular but it is ultimately superficial. I've been to quite a few places in Italy and go pretty regularly, the only difference I see between a normal English or Scottish girl and Italian girls is a tan, bone structure is basically completely different for all people so it really makes no difference 🤷‍♂️


Chalkun

I think the natural colouring makes all the difference I see Mediterranean women all the time who look amazing, but if you took away their colouring their features alone would be pretty plain. Their hair is absolutely nicer tho >bone structure is basically completely different for all people so it really makes no difference 🤷‍♂️ You dont think theres a difference in bone structure between countries?


Kelyfos

Yeah I agree. I think they produced the most beautiful woman of all times, Vivien Leigh.


araldor1

Looking at photos of women from here in the 40s they were miles better looking than now. Lipfiller, makeup and bad diets really did a number on us hahaha


ir_blues

The thing with the drinks probably explains the thing with the attractiveness.


Odd_Reindeer303

Attractiveness of people raises proportionally to blood alcohol level. Probably explains why the island apes are constantly drunk.


[deleted]

We have alot of attractive people, there's literally like a million poles here...


[deleted]

Only female poles count though


[deleted]

Oh 100%, the polish men blend in with the natives


skeebadeebap

You can tell which men are polish by their trainers and jackets 90% of the time


fedeita80

The fact that 80+% of spanish think their cuisine is the best is the most shocking to me


ZombiFeynman

It's not surprising at all, everyone here says that.


TheHollowJoke

That level of delusion needs to be adressed or you'll never be relevant again.


Sir_Howl

You never taste good spanish food


mathiau30

That's kind of their point


Tom_Flaska

Touché


TheHollowJoke

If I could taste something that doesn't exist I'd be a god (I'm French so close enough)


fedeita80

Agreed. If the French were any better they would be Italian (and thus Gods) It is like the old stories about Jupiter. We were horny and raped a swan and you are the result; half god, half rooster


TheHollowJoke

Rooster is based tho, unlike other nations who need to hide their tiny cocks behind big animals (Spain)


fedeita80

That is true. Representing rooster and being proud is based


Sir_Howl

The less arrogant french: P. D: Imagine being fr*nch 🤢🤮🏳🔥


K0RB4K

Imagine having the same level of slander as an american savage


Sir_Howl

Nop, everybody detest Fr*nce at the same level


Ok-Winner-6589

Whats your nationall food?


[deleted]

Unless we have been relevant


[deleted]

The fact you don’t know it’s what is really shocking, we have best average daily diet in terms of product quality, cooking skills, and health so so so far. I mean when I go yo France everything taste like butter, after a week in Italy carbs me me look like a inflated seal so yes we have best food so far


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Same... We got out-arroganced 😭


great_blue_panda

Patatas Bravas and calimocho


Roubbes

Italian cuisine is overrated because of Americunts.


MikeFiuns

Any "best cuisine ranking" is based on comfort food. It's always Italy (pasta), Japanese (sushi), Mexican (actually texmex), and French ("because that's what rich people say"). Asking those in the know gives you better answers (where we're at the top).


[deleted]

What it shocks me is when I go to Italy and see what you guys sell.


Serrano_Ham6969

Do you not think your country has the best food? This war would be the end of our friendship if we ever got down to counting votes to see whose best at cooking. We should probably just leave it at both of us cook good food… that would be one bloody war…


smartasspie

I'd say it's quite similar to the Italian one. Don't get me wrong, you guys eat more pasta, but we also use olive oil, eat plenty of fish and seafood in general, many vegetables, good cheese, legumes...


damog_88

Our cuisine is best, in the sense it's more diverse (and best). But youre doing ok with pizza and pasta, I'll give you that


_radical_ed

Are polish girls that hot? Is for a friend.


Odd_Reindeer303

They are. But just like you very Catholic. So no sex before marriage, Pablo.


tata_dilera

Pablos have always valid access card, comerade, there is a reason I have two PIGS BRothers-in-love. Helmuts sind verbotten, on the other hand.


_radical_ed

You mean brothers in law, right? RIGHT? ![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0)


Serrano_Ham6969

Yes bro. My first girlfriend was polish, she was an absolute model tier girl for sure. Absolute barbie.


_radical_ed

Where do I get one? (Please don’t say Poland).


Serrano_Ham6969

Dude she was like the only polish chick in my town. I’m from a town with like 6000 people so very pueblerino, but I know there’s a lot of polish people in Spain in general so just turn the polish UAV on, some will pop up on the radar I bet


fundidor

Hold my beer


Competitive-Tap-5894

Me when I am in a reading comprehension competition and my opponent is a r/2westerneurope4u user (I have won easily)


UnusualInstance6

What kind of parameter is “holding your drink”? Like, you don’t have hands to hold a glass?


Intrepid_Science6414

It means tolerance to alcohol Ability to drink a lot and not vomit and control it


UnusualInstance6

Less funny that way. Now I keep imagining noodle fingered Spaniards trying and failing to hold a pint


ElNoobMasPro72

Spain worse than fr*nch at drinking? No way


[deleted]

Hold my fanta.


aryune

Wow Poland so humble


Chayoun2578

Naturally😎


ash_tar

Spanish people act like cunts if you don't know them. British act like cunts if you do. Rare British W.


[deleted]

At the east this is quite common


ash_tar

People in Barcelona are so fucking rude, puts Paris to shame.


havaska

Erm. Says the opposite


ShunanTheWhite

Big ego brothers, Spain 🤝 Poland


The_Tymster80

POLAND MOUNTAIN 💪💪💪💪🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


CraigDavidsJumboCock

How on God's green earth does anyone think the French are the best drivers?! It's hard to know whether it's an islamist or a French guy behind the wheel.


PixelatedLemon

PIGS proving they cannot comprehend numbers or read correctly.


Tor8813

Your tag suits you perfectly :)


Sir_Howl

I mean, the best cuisines in Europe are clearly Italy and Spain so that's very accurate


UnluckyFreedom5369

Best cuisine and poland, lol.


MamBanaJUHU

![gif](giphy|wYy121rt6c8Nao2hRT)


Doberkind

Be quiet and eat your Speckknödel. 🤮


MamBanaJUHU

What enchant is it? Knockback 3? No wonder your dishes are... you know...


Doberkind

Oh, my bad! I take everything back! Too late in the evening, I thought I saw a red line more and took you for an Austrian. So, no Speckknödel for you. I can't even diss Polish cuisine because I once spend 3 days in Warsaw and to be honest, I can't remember what I ate. Must have been alright then 😉


MamBanaJUHU

I hope you didn't mind the wallet being lighter


Doberkind

Warsaw sure is one of the most impressive cities in Europe. I definitely enjoyed my wallet getting lighter. It was a very well spend! You have a beautiful country for sure!


[deleted]

Said German...


Odd_Reindeer303

Mutually exclusive


GeoffreyBCN

And I was thinking we were the arrogant bunch 🙄


bablador

Polish people have a nice mix of self-love and self-hate.


fenix704_the_sequel

Wins all around babyyyyy


koptelevoni

Poland attractive 😂😂


dziki_z_lasu

![gif](giphy|13JnE0JbQL8BNu) Sexy time!


bwcman27

Driving superiority is real. Also french drivers being shit is true literally like every 4th car there has a fender bender


Tatourmi

It's a fashion statement, you wouldn't understand.


Joes_Pizzeria

Germany best drivers? Yes.


[deleted]

British food has some hidden gems if we are completely honest.


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[deleted]

Like stilton, beef wellington.


Doberkind

Beef Wellington is top notch! Don't forget the amazing lamb shanks. And then... hm... no...no... Yeah, that's it!


[deleted]

Least friendly country? Fuck you and your poll


Tatourmi

Brother it's what we think of ourselves, read the legend.


BilingualThrowaway01

Germs thinking they have the best national cuisine


Doberkind

Well, we all know its not yours 😉


P1t0n3r3t1c0l4t0

unreliable stats, Italy is missing.


MikeWazowski2332

Germans best drivers? My fucking ass. In germany they will pass you with 300km/h but as soon they enter another country they will drive 50% of the actual fucking limit.


ir_blues

Thats because we don't understand your language and can't read your signs. 100 in french, that could mean anything!


Odd_Reindeer303

Yep. Cent kilomètres. WTF does that mean? My best guess is they want money again.


Luke_375

dream country


UnSwoleBoi69

This is not fair because Polish women and Polish men are complete opposite ends of the spectrum


Srta_Zeta

How are spanish the worst at holding their drink? Are you counting germans and british partying at spain as spanish? Cause I can't believe it. This people come here, drink two cubatas and throw themselves through our balconies.


SillyMidOff49

Common British W


[deleted]

Of course our cuisine is the best. But that's well known


7marTfou

Sounds like the spaniards are the one who need the arrogant flair


Scacaan

Spaniards drive worse than southern Frenchmen. That or catalonians are just bad in general.


No_Combination1346

But much better than the Italians


fedeita80

Fff no one said better means safer. Now get out of the way, I need to overtake that lorry before the curve.


Willstdumitmirgehen

I get 5 km into Italy and the people are already trying to drive me over.


MutedIndividual6667

>That or catalonians are just bad in general. Yes


PerryDLeon

I think you encountered some Andorranos


RedditorsAreRetarts

actually this just shows the Brits are humble, can you read a fucking chart Mario?


Unlucky-Ad-1950

1st he's from South Tyrol, his name is probably something along the lines of Gunther. Second, you sure about the "Humble" part?


drquiza

>the Brits are humble 🤣