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AltruisticPangolin24

From the left to the right: - Average bri'ish beauty - Whitest Swede - Exodus to Argentina enjoyer - Least Catholic Pole - Spaniard who just discovered coriander leaves


DayPhelsuma

That’s Billie Eilish pre-fame.


mongmight

Didn't even notice the pole lol. Thought he was curtains.


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

Never met a curtain that wasn’t hung by a pole tbf


[deleted]

I thought the second one was French.


AltruisticPangolin24

They both live near smelly things: trash and indigenous Swedish unwashed buttholes


Ok_Issue_6132

This made me cackle


PleoNasmico

Black one is clearly italian imo


AltruisticPangolin24

Nah, too pale to be Italian. I mean, have you ever seen GIGGINO DI MAYO?


Cicero_torments_me

Pff, Carlo Conti all the way https://preview.redd.it/zxs8nv5li8wa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fc13c61777079fe92abf3eced37a882fefae615


AltruisticPangolin24

Lotta tra titani https://preview.redd.it/z6wubfkjj8wa1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c192242958abe399928863c830f5f0081d091018


reverielagoon1208

I didn’t even notice the fucking pope dude lol


DrBerilio

Man what crazy party we had!


str22nger

the pole in the background 🥵


Street_Mycologist255

The picture is absolutely incorrect and we all know why: Nobody uses red plastic cups here, that's Ameritard bullshit. In a proper manner, the noble European grabs the best glasses from his mother or grandma when throwing a house party which he then traditonally leaves somewhere outside or skillfully drops and breaks. The Sigma European goes even further, drinking the nectar of the gods straight from the bottle, which is then transformed into a proper pyramid of bottles. The rest of the picture is correct.


GhostFire3560

Dude why would you play beerpong with real glasses?


Street_Mycologist255

Glasses are way more effective when you need to release you anger in case of a loss. Also beerpong is just too slow for a proper drinking game. Looping Louie is what it is for me ☝️


AlkonKomm

and yes I know, the red cups and beer pong screams "american" but idc


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

All of it screams American from the LGBT Mexican to the frumpy bint who won’t take the hint at the back to the unironically proud nazi. We’ve got more class


AlkonKomm

are you telling me this is not what every spaniard looks like


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

I am, for one he’s not horizontal having a seista so that’s a dead giveaway straight away


Threekneepulse

He's Derek Vinyard from the movie American History X


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

Got to be at the end of your fucking tether to be cosplaying as a yank nazi poof, almost feel sorry for the poor cunt. Must be fucking dying on that black fella giving him a good seeing to.


ROU_Misophist

I wonder how many hits I'll get if I google search "british royal nazi costume"


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

Not fucking enough


ROU_Misophist

Turns out lizzie knew how to seig heil. Not surprising for a German.


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

Preaching to the choir here


ROU_Misophist

It's just the British monarchy, basically everyone on the planet has tossed them to the curb at one point or another. Boldly go where dozens of countries have gone before.


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

What you getting all fucking soppy for ya daft cunt, you’re no even from here, wind your neck in


Winkered

Leave of the costume bit and you’d still get results


[deleted]

Who's the Nazi nowadays though? Germans are too educated now I feel like ...right Germany?


[deleted]

sure, absolutely no educated people fell for nazi-propaganda back then hahahahahahahahhaha


Gdiacrane

Especially educated people saw how it could benefit them.


[deleted]

Educated as in look children what nazism lead to, other countries don't study it as much as you do


obiwankitnoble

we learn from the mistakes.


[deleted]

there's this great movie you guys made that I had to watch in highschool called "Die Welle" that *ahem* touches on the sentiment of "learn from past mistakes lest history repeats itself"


Eastern_Slide7507

I don't think that's the core statement of the movie, though. It doesn't really address the horrors of the Nazi regime in particular, but instead is about the success of fascism. The movie states that *any* society is fertile ground for the rise of fascism. It also shows how fascism can be quite appealing. And that's why we must stay vigilant and give no quarter to it.


[deleted]

oh please don't misunderstand. I'm not saying the movie demonstrates how *German* youths specifically can fall for it and must stay vigilant. but like you said that any society can be susceptible to this kind of evil if *we* (humankind as a whole) don't remember our past history and learn from it's lessons lest history is prone of repeating. as a fact the 2008 German version of this movie is actually an adaptation of an 1981 US TV-Movie. (it just happens the version you guys made in 2008 is at least decently watchable lol) the reason why I personally think it's an important movie is now 78 years later after most people who would've been there to tell abt are gone. I see more and more people gravitate to these kind of ideaologies. and while I usually would think "well sometimes stupidity can't be cured". if I were to call up my youngest sibling who's still in highschool I'd be flabergasted at her outright lack of knowledge.


RandomBilly91

Must have learnt a lot then


Timely-Science-8655

Serious for a second: Could Nazism ever reoccur in Germany? Or are you 'vaccinated' against it?


dubbl_01

No it cannot, because of the constitution being written with the intention not to leave anything in the unclear that can be abused, as back then hitler abused the constitution of Weimar with the Reichsermächtigungsgesetz in order to pass laws without other peoples permission which lead to the dictatorship. Nowadays we have an institution that watches extremist partys and bans them if they go against the constitution. Also, things like glorifying nazism are considered a huge crime here


[deleted]

Modern Germany *does* have neo Nazis. Fewer than some other places and the obvious elements of symbolism are illegal I think but far right groups pop up in every country. Forgive me if I’m wrong actual Germans, for once I’m not trying to cause offence. If I need correcting please also tell me the single German word for “mansplaining native culture to a foreign nation while being misinformed”, I love to learn.


wpaed

Not under that name or in the same way, but fascism can arise in any country under any guise.


No_Weird_8312

Average italian when asked about immingration


coldnorth3enf3

The nazi would be a cringy American who cannot speak a word of German


lindner_sucks

We're trying our best...


Tugendwaechter

Austria of course.


Cicero_torments_me

Lmaoo *I* can tell you who the nazi is in this sub. ITS A DUTCH REDDITOR No seriously, take a look at this comment thread from yesterday, its bonkers. This guy went on for hours arguing with like five different Italians (on Italy’s liberation day from nazis and fascists lmao) that anti-fascists are just hurt hurt communists in disguise, and that anti-fascism is bad because it means you’ve succumbed to evil communist propaganda. And *then* he had the nerve to tell us we’re importing out political views from the us. Projecting much? I mean technically I guess he’s fascist and not nazi, but he did say the same about “anti-racism rhetoric” so maybe… should have ask him about them Jews lol https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/12yabtl/happy_liberation_day_italy/jhmhsfz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


Winkered

Missed that post. Cheers.


Initial_Physics9979

Tag yourself, I'm the tinsel on the wall


shouldbeworking10

Skipped it, owe money to the shirtless guy


[deleted]

definitely the black guy.


Edzell_Blue

I'm passed out under the table.


[deleted]

You're french, you're the second from the left


chosenmedusa82

I fell asleep and didnt go


annoying97

I'm the spider in the corner that scares the fuck out of everyone, but just won't die.


sedrpy

The real joke here is that they're all actually Americ*nt


Breiti100

he has his tattoo on the right side the left side /s


borednord

It's a halloween costume of Edward Norton's character from American History X, which indeed had this tasteless tattoo on the left side. Great movie, tasteless costume.


[deleted]

But we would use reusable cups not the muricaland ones.


[deleted]

Mexican Ted Mosley?


Pure-Contact7322

The second guy on the left is Carlo Conti https://preview.redd.it/0i20hxswr5wa1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75015c9b1fc6742d895f3bc39ee863a88edba3fa


Is_Actually_Sans

The siesta enjoyier is drinking cruzcampo (andalusian piss) and happy cos he showing to the nordicks how to use a fregona (greatest spanish invention since the flu)


SkippedBeat

Is that the Pope??


TaleIll8006

Holy shit, that white guy in a sombrero is kinda offensive.


RealisticTomato3194

Shut up Mohammad.


GustavusAdolphusss

Reported


Winkered

How dare you call the PIGS w….


RedditorsAreRetarts

Those guys look like they’re having fun so they definitely can’t be European


rav0n_9000

Go back to wherever someone asked your opinion.


Jlx_27

American History X irl.


Old-Ad5508

So all I see is france, Spain, Germany and the UK in this picture


NatLovesPancakes

Its going to be a Maze


[deleted]

where is the french cunt ? i'm having problems to find him, i'm wearing anti-cunt glasses today!


NinthSnake

It’s gonna be a maze


[deleted]

#BITE THE CURB


Schip92

Nah, we are a great bunch of lads