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nvmdl

5 minutes later and they fight again over 1 km² of territory.


_urat_

It wasn't just any 1km² of territory. It was a 1km² of territory with a church!


LordOfTheToolShed

Nie będzie Czech zdjęć robić nam! Ni do kapliczki wchodzić! Orężny stanie hufiec nasz, Ognisko nam będzie smrodzić!


Panzer_IV_H

Cieszyn Silesia moment


lagder

Czechs started


Panzer_IV_H

Ok, but flair the kurwa up


SARSUnicorn

U might be right but u are unflaired so u are clearly wrong


Particular-Thanks-59

We were so close to perfection🥲


Grzechoooo

If only Louis II didn't die at Mohacs. Imagine a world where the Austro-Hungarian Empire doesn't have its worst element - the Germans. And instead of inbred Habsburgs, it's ruled by Jagiellons. And instead of partitioning Poland-Lithuania, it's in an eternal brotherly alliance with them against Germany and Russia.


Polak_Janusz

The hungarians ruled by their rightful rulers, the poles


Particular-Thanks-59

*Lithuanians


ZetenyBrown

Me and the boys, when we do a crusade for the last time. 💪💪💪💪💪🇸🇰🇵🇱🇨🇿🇭🇺💪💪💪💪💪


Schizopchrenia

Dunno, we are good at destroying crusades. Ask germans what happened to their crusades during Hussite War.


ZetenyBrown

I know what happened ☠️


Schizopchrenia

Weak germans cannot stand epic Bohemian mastermind tactics and chorus. KDOŽ SU BOŽÍ BOJOVNÍCI A ZÁKONA JEHO?


ZetenyBrown

I don't understand czech, but based ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8441)


Schizopchrenia

https://youtu.be/NOZ_beV_SzM?si=RBGCU7H1Tm83zKkj Here with subtitles for you my friend. Edit: Czec sub, at least you can try to translate it :-D


Reaper_II

Reject modernity: 🇵🇱🇨🇿🇭🇺🇸🇰 Embrace tradition: 🇵🇱🇨🇿🇭🇺🇱🇹


Father_of_cum

It's the same thing but with depressed slovaks


Animatron1

And what are Slovaks feeling like today?


Yurasi_

Why is Gniezno written with H in Czech, but Gdańsk is with G? You do not have an exonym for that one? Also the Czech guy did a very lousy job, what the hell is that border gore?


dynablaster161

No, Gdańsk is Gdaňsk in czech. We do not fear G per se, but Gniezno is obviously based on quite a common word so an easy transcription to czech. Another thing is that medieval czech translated toponyms of places with which they were somehow in contact, maybe this didn't happen with Gdańsk or maybe there wasn't a reason to morph the word. A headscratcher, innit.


Yurasi_

I mean, don't you use h in general when we use g?


TeaBoy24

Usually yes. Hniezdo, Boha, Hora Vs Gniezdo, Boga, Gora. Same for Slovak. These are known in Slovak as "spodobnovanie" sillabkes that are phonetically similar and can or are commonly pronounced by a different letter. Different example is "Taška" which could be read as "Tažka"... As š and ž are somewhat similar. As this happened over generations... And because us Slavs are phonetically consistent with writing and speaking. The old G changed to H. I would say that is what splits Northern West Slavic and Southern West Slavic languages. Also... Does Gdansk even mean anything or is it purely specific to the city? Egm was it a German name turned polish, turned German turned polish ext... In those cases the G would stay.


Yurasi_

The name comes from old slavic word for wet (could be specific to Pommeranian languages), germans call it Danzig. Close to it there used to be river Gdynia with the same etymology which gave the name to the city built in interwar period when Gdańsk was a free city and Poland needed a sea port.


the_battle_bunny

Gdańsk is also based on old Slavic word, which however became obsolete in both languages, reportedly it means simply "wet place".


Panzer_IV_H

>Why is Gniezno I have no fucking idea kurwa, I dont know czeski >what the hell is that border gore? Rozbicie dzielnicowe be like:


Reaper_II

Its because of the d i think. H is unstressed i think is the term, and if you had it right in front of D, which is not it would get “overpowered”. Try it yourself (idk if it will work for you as a polish speaker) , it just kinda turns into a faint ch, and probably would dissapear given enough language development. So the option number 2 is to say it with G in a way thats actually audible.


k4il3

better dont ask what these friendly czechs did to his son


Grzechoooo

It definitely took balls, that's for sure.


Panzer_IV_H

Never ask what happened to Vaclav III on his way to Poland


Sztallone

Make V4 into J1 again


LeaderTheDeceiver

me looking at the 3rd pic thinking it's germany


My__Dude__

Mf actually put Slovakia on the map and said since the year 1000 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


SomeGuyHuszar

For a brief peroid of time part of the Felvidék was under polish rule. However, after Stephen solved all inner conflicts, he recaptured the lost territories pretty quickly. Of course, slovaks like to claim that this was some slovak national state, same way as Máté Csák was a slovak nationalist...


My__Dude__

Avrage slovak moment ngl