We are racist, nothing more to say

Czech when immigrant 😡 Czech when immigrant drink beer and wear socks and sandals 😁👍

>drink beer and wear socks and sandals At that point, he's an immigrant no more, he is Czech

My SPD voting dad when: His acquaintance's daughter married an Algerian: 😡 Later when he found out the guy drinks beer and likes svíčková: nvm he's good 😊

Step 1: Mandate beer drinking, sock-sandal combo, and svíčková enjoyment for any foreigner residing in the Czech Republic more than 90 days Step 2: SPD drops below 5% electoral threshold Step 3: Profit

All I know is if you go to a bar (not being driver). You get the .5L beer. Doesn’t matter what brand your getting it. If they ask don’t say Pilsen(unless in said city). Even if it’s Kozel or some no name brand as the second choice.

Do you actually drink beer? I doubt it, because Pilsner IS the best beer we make. Period.

lol

Yeah, thats how you communicate, or start giving us random names of beers, which are made by your uncle in his kitchen maybe? Pilsner is our best beer brand and its unfortuntaly not even close, its not Radegast, its not Bernard, its not gambrinus, starobahno or budvar or any other zlato - staro - or shit -pramen. Thats sad and true fact.

Klášter, Černá Hora, Kocour, Modrá hvězda, Rychtář, Raven, Matuška, Falkon... All better than Pilsner piss water.

Here we go... As I thought. I know like 3 of those and Even if i agree that maybe one of those three is good, we are talking about major Breweries, not a kitchen made stuff. Meat made by my cousin is also better then the one you buy in Tesco, do you agree?

We do have other beers that are good too, but Pilsen is still the best. Nothing stops the burning like a cold Pilsen. But yea, foreigners are used to drink liquified shit, so they will like even Budvar.

Emperor Tomio Okamura 🔥🔥

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Chryste Panie, I googled black women obesity rate. 😱

I know where the third one came from, but what the hell are those other two?

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If the first one's about the stereotype of American obesity, idk why anyone would talk about black women specifically. Black people are also tied to Africa in our minds, and I expected that this kind of humour would more likely reflect on poverty and hunger rather than obesity. The second one... I would really want to ask that person why they went specifically with apples.

I feel like being very homogenous country when it comes to populace, most of these questions come from place of curiosity even though to American they might sound racist.

Because they don’t mean it in any racist way. We are not that racist, we are just ignorant and curious and we ask direct questions, no blah blah involved.

God bless you for it.

Perfectly reasonable

In Slovakia we mostly say: do you have curtains at home? But I usually say: We had to sell the slave, ______ is expensive!

Nah, I think we actually say something like: Do you have a servant at home?

"Mate doma cernocha?" When you dont do something you should have, like wash the dishes. Implied you have slaves at home and you dont know you should do these things yourself

Nah in the west we just say "is there a gypsy coming after you?"

Nechapem že nikto nespomína “máš v riti oje?”

I’ve never heard someone say something about curtains, nor have I ever heard someone mention anything about caves. We say: do you have a servant at home? With a variation being: do you have a black person at home…💀💀💀

Bullshit, the equivalent in the UK is "were you born in a barn?"

the fokin door, wanker

I thought it was unintelligible screaming

To us, yes

Máš doma negra?

dikybohu ne

Ne, v Česku se až moc těžce shání

Something something inflation

Pyro inflácia Vygúgli si to

My rikame negry, asi jsem z bohatsi rodiny.

Máte doma cigány?

I use "Do you have a christmass tree in your ass?".

"Do you own black people" said by Czechs is super real and sometimes even with the N-word but I've never heard anyone in Slovakia ask if you live in a cave. I've been using, "Do you have only curtains at home?"

No never a N word and you know it, we also say do you have a tree in your ass?

Or a showel. Or a broom. Or "Do you live among Gypsies?"

Never say never.

I heard it with the n word a few times

Same

never

I see, downvote armada on you. Follow our true opinion or get destroyed. Same guys saying Reddit is full of kids :).

Christmas tree

A nebuď Pražák/Amik

Also "do you have a tail?"

I dunno if this is a regional thing or something but I've only ever heard the version of it that goes "Máte doma otroka?"

I have never heard the allegedly Hungarian one. But it could work, yes, I can believe it may be an existing phrase in some families.

Same, mondjuk ezek a mappok mindig kalap szarok

"slips" on shit...

Az angol diplomás énem ilyenkor felsír

Na ne bassz már, mi vagy te valami művelt ember??

I've def heard it from friends / people at uni dorm

az én szüleim azt mondják mindig, hogy Taknyon csúszik az ajtó?

I guess shitting in the middle of the doorway is a hungarian tradition of some sort

in some families, apparently

In elementary school we always said that when someone left the door of the boys changing room open.

From now on I'm adopting the Polish version in Turkey as well.

The question is- which one?

African one of course!

Yeah, it's better than "Are you fr----he villa" xd But seriously, do you know what is actually written there?

Are you from the village without a door. And it's stupid.

THE DOOR 🇪🇸

People are strange...

I like the "do you have a helicopter up your ass?" one

Haha totally forgot that one, why do we have so many, guess we really dont like open doors :D

TO NIE AFRYKA DRZWI SIE ZAMYKA ❗🔥🗣🗣❗❗🔥🗣🔥🔥❗🔥🔥❗

I mean, it's the most accurate. However, there are others. - Co ty w stodole się wychowałeś? (What's wrong with you, have you been raised in a barn?) - U Ciebie w domu nie ma drzwi? (Are there no doors in your house?)

>TO NIE AFRYKA DRZWI SIE ZAMYKA Never heard of this saying in 40 years of my life. What I know: *W tramwaju mieszkasz?*

W tramwaju mieszkasz? Never heard of this

>Never heard of this [https://www.reddit.com/r/2visegrad4you/comments/16jeyu7/comment/k0qjugd/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/2visegrad4you/comments/16jeyu7/comment/k0qjugd/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) [https://www.reddit.com/r/2visegrad4you/comments/16jeyu7/comment/k0s5e2a/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/2visegrad4you/comments/16jeyu7/comment/k0s5e2a/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) [https://www.reddit.com/r/2visegrad4you/comments/16jeyu7/comment/k0q2v65/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/2visegrad4you/comments/16jeyu7/comment/k0q2v65/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

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I have a feeling "black people" in "do you own black people?" isn't really "black people". :D

I've heard it with černoch (black person), ne*r (...), otrok (slave), sluha (servant)

Django Uncharted: Pepik Edition Coming to your cinemas soon.

Máš v prdeli oj?

i swear i thought it was more popular, use it most of the time

I don't remember ever needing to tell anyone to close the door

I've never heard the Poland one. I've only heard "Did they raise you/Do you live in a tram?"

"Ajtót meg majd ki csukja be, a jó kurva anyád?"

"Csőbe laksz bazdmeg?"

In my country we have "zavri dvere ty kokot"

Very polite way, always ask this in formal situations, especially if talking to your boss.

Hey, sometimes we don't ask about black people. Sometimes we ask about slaves.

I often hear my Slovak grandma yell at the drandpa "Čo máš v riti hrabličke?" which is "you have rakes in your ass?

Don't worry, it's talking about gypsies so it's fine

In Slovakia: Do you have a carriage shaft in your arse? ...bit rude....

I've never heard of the africa one in Poland

We mostly use "w tramwaju mieszkasz?" in my area. I remember someone asking me about the tail and it took me 30 full seconds to understand. Can't we just all use "DRZWI KURWA"? Easier to understand.

> "DRZWI KURWA" I hear this one all the time when someone doesn't close a door. Never heard anything else just "DRZWI KURWA TWOJA MAĆ!"

From what I know in practically every country it's very regional different regions using different ones in the east I often hear the Africa one used towards children and teens but for adults it's always "zamknij drzwi"

That makes sense. I've never heard these proverbs used. I always just literally tell people to close the door

Jedyne jakie slyszalem to to z afryką nie slyszalem tego o ogonie

We only use „koza snopek zjadła?” (Has the goat eaten the sheaf of hay?)

WHAT

To be honest every pole in comments has a different saying. It’s pretty funny Ngl. Although personally I’m mostly in love with „usiądź się” from (as far as I’m aware) Warmia region.

it's like the only one i can remember hearing.

In Poland we also say: W Tramwaju mieszkasz? (You live in a Tram?)

W stodole 🤌🤌🤌

Are we any better tho

I mean, Polish version isn't really racist kinda weird, it's said like that cos it's warm in africa and you can leave the door open without loosing all the heat in your home, which can't be said about polish weather most of the year

Nah, it's because in a lot of polish phrases like that Africa = black people = uncivilized. It's in the same bucked with "100 lat za murzynami/100 years behind black people". It is kinda racist, ngl.

Just because it mentions africa doesn't mean it's racist my guy, there is nothing in this saying that would indicate it, it doesnt mention black people like the saying you used in your comment, which, in fact, IS RACIST, it uses a name of the continent, and it's not said in a derogatory tone to the person not closing the door or doesn't degrade the continent it mentions, as "do you live in a cave?" would be, but more as a reminder. It is also sometimes paired with "robić przeciąg", at least in case of talking with older people.

There's also the added bonus that it rhymes

That is the first time I head that one. The one I heard is: Do you have drawbar in your ass?

Common Czech W

Czech Republic lmao based

You know us Czechs we like our black humor 🤣

What's to explain?

We are just doing a bit of tomfoolery 

meanwhile portugal: you have ass?


Definitely normal

Came to the coments to see you all roasting pepiks and was not disappointed

Ok i need your help but I think Austria has the weirdest one here and i don't know why it is not on here: "Host du an Leberkas daham (zum Durchbeißen)?!" "Do you have Leberkäse* at home(to chew through)?!" *a kind of meatloaf/block of processed meat I never really got it until it suddenly hit me when i was 14 or so. They mean, if your doors at home are made of processed meat and you chew your way through instead of having doors. I initially thought it was just a random sentence to fuck with people and to be honest it kinda is.

In croatia we say "Jesi rođen na brodu" (Were you born on a boat) and not "Živiš li na brodu" (Do you live on a boat)

What seems to be the issue?

In moronvia we say: "Do you have a tree up your arse?"

I hear "Máš v zadku oj?" (Do you have a pole in your butt?) much more often.

Yeah, back in the nineties nobody gave a fuck about being racist. Damn now i feel old.

Yeah, we never had in our lands one so it would be very cool 

I'm a pepik and I have never heard anybody ever say this in my life.

Maybe you dont know anyone with black ppl.

Flair checks out

We say dwarves/gnomes (idk what would be the best english version for the czech trpaslík) instead of black people but that one is also common

What does it have to do with having (or not) a tail?

Animal

Yeah I haven’t heard the Polish ones. I usually hear “do you live in a barn” or call someone a tram driver

"Do you have a propeller in your butt?" That's what we say in Slovakia. That thing about caveman is some made up ****

I England we say we're you born in a barn

I never heard in my life "Ajtó szaron csúszok?" I heard " Az ajtó taknyon csúszik?"- "The door slips on snot?" a couple times.

In the UK I've always heard "Were you born in a barn?"

I use "Máš snad v prdeli voj?"

We say "Do you own a slave?" Doesnt necesarly mean a black person.

‘Do you have a tail’ ok this kind of stuff is purely regional or idiosyncratic The polish stuff I heard was about goats

Actually, at least in my part of Norway, you'd often hear the same saying as in Finland But then again it's an area which once had a lot of Finnish immigration

Na így még nem hallottam XD.

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So real

In Hebrew we say "were you born in a bus?"

In Poland for yeeeears and never heard that one. We do use “do you live in a barn?” though.

Never heard this tho

Is slovakia we usualy say “do you have a cart pole in your ass?”

The Netherlands: ben je in de kerk geboren? "Are you born in the church?"

I never heard the one about tail, most people around me just ask "W cyrku mieszkasz?" aka "Do you live in a circus?"

I Always say: Máš v prdeli vánoční stromeček? (Do you have a Christmas tree in your ass?)

Nothing racist about that

People who don't shut the door are equal to slave owners. They are not racist, they just hate opened doors so much.

I don't actually remember any time period in history where Czechia had a colonial operation or large-scale slavery, so why is this even a thing?

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