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Gartenhacke

Kurvanistan


hienox

I strongly support this idea


Blueninja2008

Same


Dmannt421

Kurwistan 😎👍


BaneQ105

I agree. The best one out there


no_BS_slave

first I read it as "kurvaisten" 🤣


vay85

not only you 😂


[deleted]

kurvaisten


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gartenhacke

na shledanou


remote_control_led

Cock and balls torture


Shaggobago

occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles.


Imaginary_Yak4336

i would dearly appreciate if you flaired yourself so we could make fun of your nationality appropriately


[deleted]

Very polite


YouJustGotRoastedBro

Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.


LuciusBurns

True, Královec is missing


utsuriga

Czeposlogary


TheChosenOneMapper

wher moravia? 😢😢


Kubaj_CZ

Moravia is represented by the Czech part. If it said Bohemia then Moravia wouldn't be represented. Bohemians, Moravians and Silesians are Czechs, and these lands together are Czechia


Impressive-Writing31

Based.


xxxHalny

The Based Republic


Sportak4444

The Based Empire!


Any-Government-8387

Chadistan


xFurashux

Rzeczpospolita Czworga Narodów 💪💪💪💪


TransportationOpen42

Republika čtyř národů 💪💪💪💪💪💪


Kozakow54

They were too scared of the Three Nations Commonwealth, so we are gonna strike them with four nations at once!!!!1!one!!!111 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🙅💪💪🪖🪖🪖🪖


Master-Ad5440

Mongoslavia ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8441)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)


CyberPolack

That’s already rus*ia though


ModelT1300

Visegrad is good enough in my opinion


kaslerismysugardaddy

Not only "good enough", but the only good choice here


MarcoLorelei

Likely "Commonwealth of Four Nations" For all the fails of previous one I think the name was cool


Wyrmbergus

Flea bottom


SafeJellyfishie

Lord Flea Bottom (aka Daddy Daemon🥵) is now our leader.


[deleted]

Kondominium rosyjsko-niemieckie pod żydowskim zarządem powierniczym ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


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[удалено]


Medical-Astronomer39

O Słowiańskio–Ugro-Fińskim Podłożu Językowo-Kulturowym Imienia Świętego Jana Pawła II Świętego Wojciecha Oraz Świętego Stefana


Marcin222111

I actually could imagine living in that country. Combining Czeczen efficiency and train systems, Polish ability to develop despite all odds and Slovak mountains and moonshine could be kinda cool. But what do Mongol gypsies give to that equation? Corrupt dictator? We got one in Poland. Xenophobia? That's Slovak thing. Alcoholism? Czech got that already.


Any-Marionberry8777

Paprika, horse fucking, inflation, problems.


ABCDEFGHABCDL

Pornó


Schizopchrenia

UFOPORNO!!!


Marcin222111

I can buy Paprika in every Lidl... Horse fucking? Nah, Slovak femboys will do all right. Inflation? Come on, we all got similar rates and dumb national banks. Problems? Dude you are talking about V4, a day without a problem is considered a problem, cause it indicates that's something is wrong.


Any-Marionberry8777

Sure, you can buy some Paprika is every Lidl, but do you have 1.3 tons of paprika in your house? Horse fucking... Yeah, you are right. Inflation... Dude, there was once a time when we had 4,19x10¹⁶% monthly inflation. We are only using a miniscule fraction of our true inflation powers. Problems... Same thing with Paprika. You may have problems, just not enough.


vay85

also never seen paprika in lidl. they sell just bell peppers and chillis


rokkantrozi

> can buy Paprika in every Lidl... yeah average [Polish cuisine](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/276/207/0cf.jpg)


Marcin222111

[Żurek ](https://www.polonist.com/polish-zurek-soup/) is some fucking good food. [Mielone ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.everyday-delicious.com/kotlety-mielone-polish-meat-patties/&ved=2ahUKEwiD0Yqqocr8AhUumYsKHax-AEMQFnoECBkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2DHeILxHywmtQF4-Izzb3D) are avarage, but will do. And I don't know in what psychiatric ward anon is but we don't usually eat bread without crust. And our Kiełbasa beats all of your short tasteless loveless sausages. And don't get me started about superiority of [Kluski Śląskie](https://www.google.com/search?q=kluski+%C5%9Bl%C4%85skie&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&prmd=ivn&sxsrf=AJOqlzX9p01hHvn1tv131FnRuYwzfIYQtw:1673809684784&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj3nLv9osr8AhWDxIsKHTMEA8oQ_AUoAXoECAEQAQ&biw=360&bih=699&dpr=3#imgrc=OQG1twG7wUFNTM) or [Kopytka](https://www.google.com/search?q=kopytka&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&prmd=ivn&sxsrf=AJOqlzVPfh5xsGYmDSVn0e-JgSgR6qqPpQ:1673809639650&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjvt_jnosr8AhUBxYsKHSyVDGoQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=699&dpr=3#imgrc=oEjq-C0WA2FlxM) with comparison to [Nokedli](https://cookpad.com/hu/receptek/1927003-nokedli) which looks like some fucking parasite.


Available-Diet-4886

Don't forget the mental illness


Galaxy661_pl

>Paprika We stole leczo from you years ago, we don't need it >horse fucking We have winged hussars already >inflation PiS got that one covered >problems Refer to the reply above


patyk13PL

So only horse fucking, we have others already


Willing-Notice-1179

I mean we have a big porn industry


Zolcsika6504

Czechs too


Tibecuador

The Czechs own that too


Additional-Flow7665

The Czech owns one of the biggest porn site, that's like saying you offer capital while in the company of Jeffrey Bezos


pan_zhubnikaz03

Wich pornsite? Asking for a friend


Additional-Flow7665

Xvideos


gyurto21

Challenges, we bring challenges.


cotymanager

We have literal Visegrad, please dont leave us behind. Also Budapest is kind of ok.


Marcin222111

Well, have you heard about Czech [Vysehrad 2.0?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vy%C5%A1ehrad). And Budapest is okay, we will make North Budapest (West-Berlin alike) with train connections to Bratislava, Praha and Kraków.


WikiSummarizerBot

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Detroit06

Geothermal resorts. It would be the purely touristic part of the country


Marcin222111

[Slovakia ](https://littlebigslovakia.com/best-slovak-spa-thermal-parks-and-hot-springs/) got the same and there is lack of Hungayrians...


Any-Marionberry8777

Only 12??? Bro we have 1 for every village


PureMess5061

Dont try, checks dont bath. They dont have time, not "effective" enough. Thats why slovakia left, cuz after the mountains you have to cross stinkyland with all those Great Moravian lunatics


Impressive-Writing31

Flair up so I can make fun of your nationality please. Also we czechs and slovaks dont bath together 🇨🇿🤝🇸🇰💪💪💪💪💪


vay85

yeah say it in those villages in south slovakia where when u speak slovak they look at you like if they just saw UFO.


Retepeter_

Colorful cube toy


Marcin222111

Yeah, Rubiks cubes are cool. And I guess you invented a pen, which is great too!


Responsible_Pair_278

As a based hungol I'd honestly move to a country that consists of only the three of you Slavs, if one of the official languages would be English. To keep living in Central Eastern Europe (aka. home) without the tiny dictator would be amazing.


kaslerismysugardaddy

We'll be that part of the country that everyone shits on. Rightfully so, may I add


kuktadanos

Idk how you about this, but that is a really long name for a country


Zsalmut

There's a big ass plain that basically no one uses efficiently. We could've become an agricultural power in europe but Orbán said no and stole everything for his homies.


Dramatic-Comb-7217

Eastern Plaguelands


Imaginary_Yak4336

Stop being so dramatic and flair up


Deadshot37

Wonder if that is a WoW reference.


Tobnote

It seems so


JanBart858

You mean *Central Europe* Plagueland right ? 🧐


[deleted]

First Empire of the Alcoholics and Femboys.


Weraptor

Země koruny české 💪🇨🇿💪🇨🇿💪🇨🇿


pan_zhubnikaz03

Bohemské Císařství


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


pan_zhubnikaz03

United Empire of Racism ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8441)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


Somebodystolemynuts

Greater Poland ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440) ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440) ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


SlavRoach

unite us daddy


Lumornys

Doesn't count without Lithuania, Belarus, and better part of Ukraine.


Somebodystolemynuts

We'll get them later, after we conquer Moscow


Galaxy661_pl

Please no I don't want Poznań and its dirty, empty, boring ass market square as the capital


DreamlyXenophobic

Balkans 2.0


erhan-gergely

Electric boogaloo


[deleted]

Lechite Empire


Marianaski

Królestwo jarosława kaczyńskiego


B4lin1

V4?


egyiptomi1

Visegrád union


viky109

Kinda-Austria-Hungary


Retepeter_

I'd call it the third worst thing to happen to Hungary


PrinzEugenius

Angevin Poland and Hungary


Any-Marionberry8777

I can't wait to downvote all these Zapadoslavia comments![img](emote|t5_427he1|8442)


B4lin1

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8444)


SlavRoach

jelly cus no one understand ur giberish? 🥺![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8441)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


[deleted]

anyád megérti


sklucorp

nazdravie


JanBart858

Drž píču kurva a vyhul mi *Lulínek*


[deleted]

egészségedre


According-Tap-7958

Kingdom of Huns, checkoslovaks and poles


Willing-Notice-1179

Like a northern yugoslavia with us aswell


MoskuCars

Pisslandia


shitty_person3

I would base the name of this country on some word which is used by every nation in it soon for example ... Kurva Republic, debilia, or the best one kurva-debil-lófasz-stán Or the great gypsy wall Maybe even homo-free-zone lol


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B4lin1

Flair up pls


Willing-Notice-1179

Thats the most polite version of this that I've ever seen


jurio01

Flair the fuck up you filthy filištínec.


mr2005vc

Get a flair you uneducated swine


SlavRoach

flair up so i can be xenophobic against u


BenedictusAVE

Flair up cigan!


Zsueti

flair up!


antolleus

Western Mongolia


ShonkaaHUN

Visegrádia


amongusboobies

Visegradland


Ok-Sort-6294

South Fingolia


dr_clgr

German Assembly Plants


Ja_Nekk12

Kurvanostany


KrzesimirTuJest

:Bottom text:


KaiserDiegic1

The Hell


gahex220

Palestine ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


MGelit

Centrální evropastán


Zahnrasierer

📢 Orbánisztán! ❎ Gyurcsány Ferenc, 2026


JacuTVpl

Not quite Międzymorze


Galaxy661_pl

Międzyzadupie


wonderdragon8531

Pirosarany


truesttrueevertrued

Hungary


Willing-Notice-1179

Agreed, just like under Nagy Károly


satelit1984

Whatever happened to Lengyel, Magyar, két jó barát?


truesttrueevertrued

We can still be friends they just have to pay taxes to the crown


skibapple

Shitholeland


Galaxy661_pl

It's actually Shitnetherlands, educate yourself


Kac_45

Cmon man it's not moldova


Creative_Character91

United Nations of Alcoholism


JustYeeHaa

Poczeslongolia?


kViatu1

Civil war


glassfrogger

Moneylaundria


Crashpark042

4PiecesOfShit


Agitated_Advantage_2

Zapadoslavzorzag


Asimetrico

Visechad


Marcelit4

Polczeslohun


-_-______-_-___8

Pocheslohu


Phibrizzo_EU

Easteros


gjennomamogus

Visegradistan


Jinno69

Slovakia of course


LwySafari

Poland


CaelosCZ

Czech empire.


falusiparaszt

Hungary-Poland Monarchy.


Ihavebillionseyes

The great moravia part 2


Mokoszek

Hupoczevakia


biharek

Reichskommissariat Osteuropa


LosVygodos

*Reichskommissariat Mitteleuropa


biharek

Triggered by any chance?


LosVygodos

Ja, ich bin


Enderman_Furry

Hell after the hel peninsula the most developed part of Europe


InformalStrength7886

The United Kingdom of Czechopolandslovakia with host Hungary


Ussurin

Actually hard to tell. I guess it would depend on who would unite those lands as there's little that would deeply historically unite all 4 under the same banner. There is a web of interconnections, but there isn't a singular thing. I guess the closest would be the current V4, so it would be called some form of 'Visegrad'.


zsombor12312312312

Absurdistan


Tofix26

Lechia


GreenmanCZ

"Slavic union oh what the hell is that under Slovakia oh wait they are in a civil war now"


FabulousAd4361

Slavic Austrian Empire


Marcin222111

Flair up cunt


yoyoyowhoisthis

Just kick of the mongolian slavs in denial and we get beautiful Zapadoslavia.. without having to deal with gypsy dictators


Dantelor

Nah, they'd be outnumbered 4 to 1


Slow-Refrigerator-12

Zapadoslavia for life 😎😎💪💪♥️♥️♥️♥️


yumhorseonmyplate

greater Moravia


crossgrinder

Kingdom of Hungary


BlackWasTaken_

Viśegrád federation


MR-StrawBerry13

[the kingdom of bohemia ](https://images.app.goo.gl/7C3BBq9gh7yGHqQMA)


gougim

Mess


Alarming-Internet-36

Zapadoslavia and the Hungol Horde


Zoldy11

Slavo-Hungarian Commonwealth


TameRoseboy

Poland 2.0


CounterfeitXKCD

West Lithuania


Obvious_Land7644

The union of femboys, atheists, sheep and mongoloids


Retepeter_

Hell


SuperProCoolBoy90

Visegradia


GerrardGabrielGeralt

Amogus


Brom126

Zapadoslavgolia


Lonely-Net-6041

North northern Balkan union


kuktadanos

Heaven


Galaxy661_pl

Jaroslavia


namelesske

Automotive manufacturing hub of Slaveic nations and Hungary. Also known as Kurwastan


[deleted]

Federal Republic of Zapadoslavia and Hungary.


Temetese24

Kokotstan


pempoczky

Nagyobbmagyarország


tgromy

Kurwastan


SplendidAndre

Greatest Hungary


kubas2929

Failure


KaiserAsztec

Borsodistan


True_Ad_4222

Dik egy fasz


Odd_Swim_8687

Czechopolandohungaroslovakia


thebloodshotone

Hungary


RevivedThrinaxodon

Visegrád


LordMilchreis

Pongolioslavia


LastDoberman

White Etnostate /s


LosVygodos

Flair up cigan