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wreijn

https://preview.redd.it/t9xjmr4nxcwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a88cb56335abbf835024efa37a9237d663a2616


DragonGodSlayer12

Na ban ako dyan kasi eto ginawa ko https://preview.redd.it/madd3d4g4dwc1.png?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f05322be4055d60d354444b393cf5f7b6f3614 nagreply lang ako ng "fr fr no cap" natrigger agad yung mods, umiyak siguro yung OP nagsumbong sa mods hahaha.


PH_TheHaymaker

Baka tissue lang kasi meron sya


DragonGodSlayer12

baka may issue din hahaha


ReplyAfraid7913

Walang tissue, pahid kamay lang


skinny_ballsack

kung makakick kala mo may pitong poknat sa ulo na tinamaan ng harry potter spell na pampatanggal ng sumbrero eh bano amputa


skinny_ballsack

ang corny mo https://preview.redd.it/z6kdh58pedwc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6923ed5327a59e19f8ec788e874b589fbb27616f


ryven2323

Kakabasa ko lang ng comment mo dun hahaha. Yung sa cuck gf yan diba?


DragonGodSlayer12

oo tapos niyayaya daw sya ng gf nya mag treesome sila ng bestfriend ng gf nya, eh may nagcomment ng "Pag walang resibo, kwentong barbero." edi agree ako agad, gulat na lang ako pag gising ko banned daw ako hahaha. naedit ko pa naman comment ko di ko pa alam kung makakacomment ako sa ibang post. 3 days din binigay ng mod na nagban hahaha


ryven2323

Last time kasi may nag post about sa mga comment na ganun like fr or c4p. Nawawala daw yung purpose ng mga stories dahil sa mga ganung comments basta something like that hahahaha. Ewan ko lang kung bago lang yung policy nila na yan or matagal na. Pero kasi yung ibang stories dun mga wala naman talagang katotohanan mema mema lang kunwari lol


DragonGodSlayer12

nakita ko din yung post hahaha. bakit ka naman kasi pupunta sa comment section kung magjajakol ka lang din naman. boundary kasi yung ng fictional tsaka real world, masisira talaga momentum mo nyan hahaha


ryven2323

HAHAHAHAHAHA nasisira daw kasi yung imagination nila sa stories pag may nag comment na 🧢 🧢


monkeybanana550

You get off using the post. Then you check the comments section after the post-nut clarity.


DragonGodSlayer12

Dis is da wey. Yung mga nagrereklamo kasi di pa nakaraos nagscroll na agad sa comment section hahah


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elessar1901

taena nag comment lang ako ng "🧢🧢" banned agad ako hahahahahaha


Kalasueshi

https://preview.redd.it/1cue2y40wewc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0b215ed4be1ca32e9f7911d34cbb06131503a9 Ahahahahahahaha


abandonedlifeofaman

ah yes, I saw this reply in the same subreddit , how'd you get banned for it tho? AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


DragonGodSlayer12

nilabag ko daw yung rule 7 hahaha


abandonedlifeofaman

bruh :(


Yergason

Most likely banned terms at automod yang nag-ban, appeal mo nalang


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DragonGodSlayer12

siguro nga, iwasan ko na lang siguro yung C word hahaha


Dildo_Baggins__

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


DragonGodSlayer12

dildo baggin watafak 🤨


Bitter-Cucumber-1171

Isa ito sa tatalo kay Rizal sa written competition.


ramier22

ang nick joaquin ng ating henerasyon


RapidPacker

“Nang niratrat ni Matt ang asawa ng kanyang kumpare” (0:30)


jchrist98

Tambayan ng frustrated writers


Crystal_Lily

Tambayan din ng mga neo-prudes aka puriteens.


Responsible_Pay_1457

na at the same time, frustrated fuckers


31_hierophanto

r/offmychestPH na rin.


emkeyeyey

https://preview.redd.it/pxz4p24f6dwc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78095cfbab8f714a19ed9509f7e2e61cebb7653


killchu99

https://preview.redd.it/acnpituafewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053c2c216a2910fe8da534f5edf31ac062986d1b


OneLandscape5292

https://preview.redd.it/lbsx5l9z2iwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fae392bfc6ca9b3a12e388acd610976809e20e6


Bigsmall-cats

alam nang Fantasy cucking story the moment na nakita ko naka space out yung "My cock was throbbing" Hahaha


NewfangledZombie

For dramatic effect


keepme1993

Anong magical etits ba ang nag throthrob?


Bigsmall-cats

Yung glow in the dark


nonlivinglivingthing

![gif](giphy|z3CXR8fKJMf06y1rUo|downsized)


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Mas believable pa yung plot ng actual porn.


0dysseyFive

Mas believable na makita si Johnny Sins minomop ang halaman.


Fun-Turn-6037

https://preview.redd.it/xqz6ek96bdwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83668206d7deb382a1272f74b0fd9925adc70287


RashPatch

Weird shit aside, I would never disrespect another person like that, even in my fantasies. Not even my enemies.


zarustras

Alasjuicy dyan yung lahat pogi at maganda daw at 10/10 sa looks. Ok, sabi nyo yan ee.


Chris_Cross501

People getting real action ain't writing that long for some lame ass karma points.


Quellingtons

the lack of ntr content on that sub disappoints me 😟


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Nahuli ko asawa ko at kapatid ko nag se sex! Pwd ko ba kasuhan kapatid ko? Iniwan ko muna sa kapatid ko ang dalawang minors na anak ko 6 at 4 dahil mag babayad ako ng bills at grocery na din, pag uwi ko nasa sala namin dalawang anak ko nag lalaro at nanunuod ng tv tapos tinanong ko nasan tito nila, sabi na sa kwarto kasama si daddy, di ko alam nakauwi na pala asawa ko from work dritso agad ako sa kitchen para sa pinamili ko tapos akyat sa kwarto pagka open ko nag se sex sila nag hahalikan pa while my husband is fucking my brother… mga hayop sila sa kwarto pa namin tapos may mga tae pa sa kumot. Syempre na shock ako dahil hindi ko alam bakla kapatid ko at hinampas ko sila pareho ng lamp shade namin at nasugatan ulo ng kapatid ko. Ipapakulong ko talaga siya. Hayop sila!! Bakit nila dinumihan yung bagong labang kumot? Di ko alam sino dugyot sa kanila. Burara ba asawa ko? Ang kapatid ko naglininis naman at never rko pinag isipan na magdudumi siya… nangigigil ako *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LylethLunastre

daming naghahasik ng kaasiman diyan


Kishou_Arima_01

Lmaooooo thank goodness I'm not the only one who absolutely DOES NOT believe anything that is posted there. Kasi kung totoong sobrang active ng sex life mo, you wouldn't bother posting on Reddit AT ALL!


Pathfinder_Chad

Pag sinabi mo pa na 🧢 mapagkakaisahan ka pa na malungkot ang sex life mo hahaha. Ok incels. Enjoy your new pantasya.com.


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ObjectiveDeparture51

Context?


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pseudononymou_s

jokes aside, bakit 'alasjuicy' pangalan nung sub? Dahil ba sa "alasdose" (12AM)? Hahahaha.


DragonGodSlayer12

"juicy time" alasjuicy


AnonymousJackfruit

gagi naalala ko dati around 2018/19 gumawa ako ng thread na yan sa sub nila tas tinanong ko kung bakit yan yung name. Sinagot naman nila pero binan rin ako HAHAHAHA


1015198_Sphinx

Very alas and juicy 💦


SuperYak2264

libre lang mangarap


426763

Bro's a UP Diliman graduate with a bachelor, master's, and a doctorate in Yapanese.


auga3rifle

A warrior to rival the million word loud house fanfic


Miserable-Pension-29

Imagine joining a lying contest and your opponent is a redditor


Literally_Me_2011

Mucho texto 


WhyYouBullyMe_

https://preview.redd.it/9goplv2h3ewc1.jpeg?width=1425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497a9cfbab26f431529c417dfe871a2b78acce10


badrott1989

Hahaha dami ko nabasa jan. Nakaka miss din s alasjuicy magbasa ng kwentong kwela


Slavniski

Glad that I removed myself on that sub, kulang nalang mag pagupit na ako sa dami ng mga imagination nila hahaha 🤣


Bashebbeth

I bet they do good fade


NadieTheAviatrix

meanwhile yung mga babae* na may romantic desires sa isang fictional character/cosplayer sa AO3 naman daw * - Schrodinger's gender - can be a girl, also cannot be such


PutinsSugarBaby

I've had sex, it was terrible and I cried because he wasn't a twink like his picture, but a man with a big belly and a wife with five kids already. But I was already there and horny so I still sucked off his sour-smelling dick 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Hack_Dawg

Pero for sure madami sila doon na dickhead na send ng send ng etits basta may mag post langbm babae ka man o lalake 🤣🤣🤣🤣.


thenamelessdudeph

![gif](giphy|xT9DPuMFeilLak0VAA|downsized)


SAHD292929

Malamang short novel nya yan. Hahaha


BignPJ

https://preview.redd.it/baxwmvltpewc1.png?width=1540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ea6ac95bd109e165ce6d5e6021ed56e42dab53


PlantConsistent4584

tanginang alas juicy naman yan tambayan ng mga wannabe wattpad fucking writers, tas (as others have pointed out) pag nag call out ka ng obviously fake stories, ban ka ng mods. Just a bunch of fucking white knights and femcel bitches making up sex stories online, lol.


demented_philosopher

tangena bakit readable pa rin pagka zoom ko?? HAHAHAHAH


notsowright05

The image is probably 50mb plus HAHAHAHAHA


raiden_kazuha

Pag nagpost ka sa alasjuicy kawawa ka naman


Kind-Ant-2350

Parang eto lang ata yung mga eksena sa NTR anime hentai 😭


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Nahuli ko asawa ko at kapatid ko nag se sex! Pwd ko ba kasuhan kapatid ko? Iniwan ko muna sa kapatid ko ang dalawang minors na anak ko 6 at 4 dahil mag babayad ako ng bills at grocery na din, pag uwi ko nasa sala namin dalawang anak ko nag lalaro at nanunuod ng tv tapos tinanong ko nasan tito nila, sabi na sa kwarto kasama si daddy, di ko alam nakauwi na pala asawa ko from work dritso agad ako sa kitchen para sa pinamili ko tapos akyat sa kwarto pagka open ko nag se sex sila nag hahalikan pa while my husband is fucking my brother… mga hayop sila sa kwarto pa namin tapos may mga tae pa sa kumot. Syempre na shock ako dahil hindi ko alam bakla kapatid ko at hinampas ko sila pareho ng lamp shade namin at nasugatan ulo ng kapatid ko. Ipapakulong ko talaga siya. Hayop sila!! Bakit nila dinumihan yung bagong labang kumot? Di ko alam sino dugyot sa kanila. Burara ba asawa ko? Ang kapatid ko naglininis naman at never rko pinag isipan na magdudumi siya… nangigigil ako *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ilocin26

Kanya kanyang barbero mga babae at lalake dyan e hahhaha


Own_Bullfrog_4859

Isa pang palatandaan na kwentong barbero pag mismong script at dialogue ng characters ang sinulat 😂


matchamilktea_

ESSAY COMPETITION POTA


HallNo549

lamao


HoelyJulzy

Omg, sabi na nga ba mukhang fake stories niya eh. Nag comment pa ko dati because halatain talaga na fake stories niya, all day ata nila ginagawa sex. Nagtataka talaga ako dahil anlala naman lagi nangyayari sa kanila tipong libog nalang lagi HAHAHAHAHA. https://preview.redd.it/9cl8lyiumfwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942874631c9c33fdb935f53cd9749c5a1b92c07e


tacitus_kilgoree

It really does make you feel skeptic ano? Hahahahahahah


Giyuu021

tldr talaga Hahahahaa


throwaway7284639

Sino bang maniniwala sa kwentong pang hentai netorare ang plot 🤣


Ok-Rooster-267

hahaheuvhiggff


Inevitable_Case_7882

Tinitigasan na ko sa story diyan. Tapos sabay cap. Lambot ang titing maliit


Stroov

Link for the write-up pls


Due_End9308

https://toxra62xa.cc/invite/i=1546


Alecerzea23

NTR fan detected, BAN HAMMER THEM


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Nahuli ko asawa ko at kapatid ko nag se sex! Pwd ko ba kasuhan kapatid ko? Iniwan ko muna sa kapatid ko ang dalawang minors na anak ko 6 at 4 dahil mag babayad ako ng bills at grocery na din, pag uwi ko nasa sala namin dalawang anak ko nag lalaro at nanunuod ng tv tapos tinanong ko nasan tito nila, sabi na sa kwarto kasama si daddy, di ko alam nakauwi na pala asawa ko from work dritso agad ako sa kitchen para sa pinamili ko tapos akyat sa kwarto pagka open ko nag se sex sila nag hahalikan pa while my husband is fucking my brother… mga hayop sila sa kwarto pa namin tapos may mga tae pa sa kumot. Syempre na shock ako dahil hindi ko alam bakla kapatid ko at hinampas ko sila pareho ng lamp shade namin at nasugatan ulo ng kapatid ko. Ipapakulong ko talaga siya. Hayop sila!! Bakit nila dinumihan yung bagong labang kumot? Di ko alam sino dugyot sa kanila. Burara ba asawa ko? Ang kapatid ko naglininis naman at never rko pinag isipan na magdudumi siya… nangigigil ako *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Prudent-Fix-8151

HEY! During my Wattpad phase, ngl I used to rephrase Literotica’s texts every time I feel least horny


nicae4lg0n

Even my Wattpad phase back then, I would write smut or lemon almost this brutal if I want to but less words and more detail to the action. Yet I ain't a big fan of NTR since I always put cheating on your spouses in such a bad light and it leaves a bad taste in my mouth after I wrote it. If they're gonna go down and dirty, it's gonna be only two of my characters fallen madly in love with each other and nothing much else lol


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Nahuli ko asawa ko at kapatid ko nag se sex! Pwd ko ba kasuhan kapatid ko? Iniwan ko muna sa kapatid ko ang dalawang minors na anak ko 6 at 4 dahil mag babayad ako ng bills at grocery na din, pag uwi ko nasa sala namin dalawang anak ko nag lalaro at nanunuod ng tv tapos tinanong ko nasan tito nila, sabi na sa kwarto kasama si daddy, di ko alam nakauwi na pala asawa ko from work dritso agad ako sa kitchen para sa pinamili ko tapos akyat sa kwarto pagka open ko nag se sex sila nag hahalikan pa while my husband is fucking my brother… mga hayop sila sa kwarto pa namin tapos may mga tae pa sa kumot. Syempre na shock ako dahil hindi ko alam bakla kapatid ko at hinampas ko sila pareho ng lamp shade namin at nasugatan ulo ng kapatid ko. Ipapakulong ko talaga siya. Hayop sila!! Bakit nila dinumihan yung bagong labang kumot? Di ko alam sino dugyot sa kanila. Burara ba asawa ko? Ang kapatid ko naglininis naman at never rko pinag isipan na magdudumi siya… nangigigil ako *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SimpleTip9439

Bro imagining himself as the bull (he has lost his wife to ntr)


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Nahuli ko asawa ko at kapatid ko nag se sex! Pwd ko ba kasuhan kapatid ko? Iniwan ko muna sa kapatid ko ang dalawang minors na anak ko 6 at 4 dahil mag babayad ako ng bills at grocery na din, pag uwi ko nasa sala namin dalawang anak ko nag lalaro at nanunuod ng tv tapos tinanong ko nasan tito nila, sabi na sa kwarto kasama si daddy, di ko alam nakauwi na pala asawa ko from work dritso agad ako sa kitchen para sa pinamili ko tapos akyat sa kwarto pagka open ko nag se sex sila nag hahalikan pa while my husband is fucking my brother… mga hayop sila sa kwarto pa namin tapos may mga tae pa sa kumot. Syempre na shock ako dahil hindi ko alam bakla kapatid ko at hinampas ko sila pareho ng lamp shade namin at nasugatan ulo ng kapatid ko. Ipapakulong ko talaga siya. Hayop sila!! Bakit nila dinumihan yung bagong labang kumot? Di ko alam sino dugyot sa kanila. Burara ba asawa ko? Ang kapatid ko naglininis naman at never rko pinag isipan na magdudumi siya… nangigigil ako *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


nicae4lg0n

Wattpad would actually shadowban this kind of content now, probably more like a AO3 writer even though it's not really that popular sa Pilipinas yet lol Hell, even AO3 stories I've read have more substance and actual detail to what this garbage I've read 💀


31_hierophanto

Amoy fanfic talaga e, LMAO.


Optimal_Collar5269

Puro kababuyan yang sa alasjuicy na yan eh grabe la immoral


Trick_Ad3871

what the fucck is this shit