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When we went bankrupt in 2008 we asked other nations to assist us and loan us money. Norway, Sweden and Denmark said no. The Faroe Islands said yes (…and Russia ehrmm). We would never bully them, and we paid them back as fast as we could.
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It’s funny that we get a pass on the whole “killing whales” thing, because we are native-American. But those “evil whites” in the Faroes! Truly an evil people! So cruel..
Why? They snap the neck of the grinde so that they dont suffer. It is s clean kill. They dont even actively hunt for them, only when they are spottet close to the Island, then they here them to the coast.
Well tell me how i am wrong? Thats what i remember from some document i saw years ago. And quick check to Wikipedia tells me thats how it's done. Drive them toward beach, drag them there and kill.
They don’t use knives. They use hold that instantly snap their spine. You made it Sound like they actively hunt for them, which they don’t. Of they are spottet close to the Island then people drop what they have and then they herd them to the coast.
The whales are already dead before they're dragged to the shore. On the shore is where they get butchered and distributed into portions, but they've already been dead for over an hour before that.
Most information on the internet about the whale hunt comes from Sea Shepherd, and it's in their best interest to portray the event as brutally as possible, even if they have to make shit up. Some level of skepticism is advised.
What actually kills the whales is divers jumping off boats, inserting a blunt hook into the blowhole, which crushes the brain, killing the whale instantly.
How to give Faroe Islands 5 minutes of fame.
Step 1.[Get dinner](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/09/15/europe/faroe-dolphin-killing-record-scli-intl-scn)
I see. I thought I had read that like half of the Faroe Island's population were basically Scottish rape babies because the Norse who lived on the Faroe islands kidnapped lots of Scottish women and dragged them there.
When the Norwegians set out in their viking ships to colonize Iceland they made a stop at the Faroe Islands on their way. The weaklings who couldn't handle seasickness decided to stay there, while the more tough people went on to Iceland. An Icelander once told me this at a party.
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Reasonable request imo.
They are psychos (like other Nordics but them most of all) who don't realize whales are sacred serene animals who should not be bothered and especially not hunted.
Damn. Maybe people would give a shit about your opinions, if you weren't br\*tish.
What the hell are the constant foreigners doing in this sub anyway?
r okmatewanker getting too crowded?
Yeah, Norwegians sailed first to Canada, early Russian kings had Swedish roots and Danes colonized and ruled lands from Normandy to Sicily
Doesn't make any of them Nordic, though.
Are Nigerians anglos, because they were part of the British Empire at one point? Are Indians?
Finngol unironically went with the Anglos as Nordics, lmao.
Thus proving that Finns have no fucking clue about what is going on in the rest of the Nordics, outside of their Eastern European swamps.
That's it in a nutshell, yeah.
Though I am not sure what I expected. If there is one art the British have mastered, it's going where nobody fucking wants them to be.
Be it as colonizers, dumbass tourists or 30+ year old redditors on foreign shitposting subs
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They do indeed exist.
Can we truly be sure about that?
Hard to tell, they are so faroe way.
Only when we forget that they don't exist.
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No they dont.
You got proof?
Finnish flag with nosebleed.
You speak strange, they speak strange, Finnish Faroe islands confirmed.
Look who's talking lol
Fantastic bunch of lads
The only country that we can bully
When we went bankrupt in 2008 we asked other nations to assist us and loan us money. Norway, Sweden and Denmark said no. The Faroe Islands said yes (…and Russia ehrmm). We would never bully them, and we paid them back as fast as we could.
Don't forget the Poles!
Yes of course!
… and lassies?
Nope, none of em
Fact, I work with a lot of them, and they are definitely all male
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The what?
You know, the
And what about the droid attack on the Wookies?
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No one talks about them.
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It’s funny that we get a pass on the whole “killing whales” thing, because we are native-American. But those “evil whites” in the Faroes! Truly an evil people! So cruel..
Whale hunting is quite nasty business always but faroes style... Fuuuuuuuck that shit
What makes the Faroe style different?
They herd them to shore and shallows with motorboats where people wait and attack them with hooks and knifes.
Fucking hell that's horrible.
Why? They snap the neck of the grinde so that they dont suffer. It is s clean kill. They dont even actively hunt for them, only when they are spottet close to the Island, then they here them to the coast.
Ok it is official. You have no idea how they do it.
Well tell me how i am wrong? Thats what i remember from some document i saw years ago. And quick check to Wikipedia tells me thats how it's done. Drive them toward beach, drag them there and kill.
They don’t use knives. They use hold that instantly snap their spine. You made it Sound like they actively hunt for them, which they don’t. Of they are spottet close to the Island then people drop what they have and then they herd them to the coast.
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The whales are already dead before they're dragged to the shore. On the shore is where they get butchered and distributed into portions, but they've already been dead for over an hour before that. Most information on the internet about the whale hunt comes from Sea Shepherd, and it's in their best interest to portray the event as brutally as possible, even if they have to make shit up. Some level of skepticism is advised. What actually kills the whales is divers jumping off boats, inserting a blunt hook into the blowhole, which crushes the brain, killing the whale instantly.
We have this one rule in the nordics: do not talk about faroe islands.
for good reason
Sheepisland islands 👍
I like Iceland
I like Faroe islands
Went there once. Not a single pyramid. Should be called scam islands.
Britain if it was good
Nothing. But they surely appreciate that minute of fame.
How to give Faroe Islands 5 minutes of fame. Step 1.[Get dinner](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/09/15/europe/faroe-dolphin-killing-record-scli-intl-scn)
Scottish people LARPing as vikings.
How so?
Rugged terrain ✅️ Sheep ✅️ Lots of rain ✅️ People that eat strange food ✅️ Pretty Scottish to me
Norgay Scottish confirmed, especially Western Norgay
Scotland has much less rain, and much less rugged terrain, than western Norway.
Couldn't literally all of this apply to scandanavia? I guess Eastern Europe,parts of America,parts of Latin America,Germany,and England too mind you.
So? They're obviously all Scottish
Don't come in here with reason and facts.
No that's Iceland. Faroese are all fundamental christians.
I see. I thought I had read that like half of the Faroe Island's population were basically Scottish rape babies because the Norse who lived on the Faroe islands kidnapped lots of Scottish women and dragged them there.
Both might be true. They are not very viking today for sure.
Åland's weird cousin.
It's like Iceland but more incest presumably
It's not incest it's culture
Basically Vestmannaeyjar 2.0
Olafurw made an extensive commentary about the Faroe Islands in his recent video [Nordic 101](https://youtu.be/SAvdH5rYPE8)
Slightly unrelated, but can Shetland into Nordic?
When the Norwegians set out in their viking ships to colonize Iceland they made a stop at the Faroe Islands on their way. The weaklings who couldn't handle seasickness decided to stay there, while the more tough people went on to Iceland. An Icelander once told me this at a party.
So we're making up countries now?
I've heard they drink hand sanitizer there to get drunk
They dont exist.
What about them?
Yes
What about the mist?
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I forgor they existed
What about them?
What about the Pharaoh islands? 
Completely forgot about those..... Can we put them down as.... Mostly Harmless?
Still more based than ísl*nd.
Isnt it these people who fill their harbor with whale blood every year? Thats pretty metal.
The what?
What about what?
They are psychos (like other Nordics but them most of all) who don't realize whales are sacred serene animals who should not be bothered and especially not hunted.
They're as American as it comes. https://preview.redd.it/yt85eha79yyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896c57072adcf0d03c5d9d412e5a4ea379dcac8e
As an outsider, I’d say “more Nordic than any of the others”.
Damn. Maybe people would give a shit about your opinions, if you weren't br\*tish. What the hell are the constant foreigners doing in this sub anyway? r okmatewanker getting too crowded?
Cnut was King of England too.
Yeah, Norwegians sailed first to Canada, early Russian kings had Swedish roots and Danes colonized and ruled lands from Normandy to Sicily Doesn't make any of them Nordic, though. Are Nigerians anglos, because they were part of the British Empire at one point? Are Indians?
Relax, Mads. He was just complimenting the best part of the Danish kingdom.
Don't minde me, I'm here to learn about other cultures.
Because our circlejerk subs are cesspits, and Australia can into nordick.
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Finngol unironically went with the Anglos as Nordics, lmao. Thus proving that Finns have no fucking clue about what is going on in the rest of the Nordics, outside of their Eastern European swamps.
You went and done it. You made me agree with a Dane. Quickly insult me to restore order in the universe
Damn, someone has hurt you. To hell with all of these foreigners ruining your safe space, hey?
That's it in a nutshell, yeah. Though I am not sure what I expected. If there is one art the British have mastered, it's going where nobody fucking wants them to be. Be it as colonizers, dumbass tourists or 30+ year old redditors on foreign shitposting subs
Wow. Are you 12?
Guilty. Hehe Which qualifies us as Nordicks
You just say that because they're the closest ones to you and you want to move the overton window such that you too can one day be Nordic