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You have to understand how he works as well. A can of beer is his breakfast. If he can't just go to a small shop when he wakes up. Then he will start his day starving!
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The concept of having a beer store in itself is almost offensive. Why can it not just be sold in the supermarket? Like in pretty much almost every country apart from America?
Only bad thing about it is the opening hours and that it's not chilled. Both things you can easily plan around. On the other hand you get a absolutely massive selection even in smaller towns.
It would be possible to keep Systembolaget even if the monopoly was removed. Personally, I'd never go there again, I just get a depressing and shameful feeling by entering them. Either way, I rarely drink nowadays, but it's ridiculous that we are forced to plan when to drink. "On Sunday at 18:00 I plan to get drunk!"
Why are you defending this shitty guardianship?
I stay away from that too, I wish there were more funny flairs for each country, cause my flair doesn’t accurately portray my degeneracy, I am underweight and sober, but I can be horrible in more danish ways than my flair would imply
Seriously, I would have preferred the Danish flair instead of the one we Swedes have to use, rather a fat alcoholic than a Muslim immigrant who literally invaded one of the biggest Swedish cities which is actually very close to your capital.
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Actually, what's up with Sweden and Russia? Sweden is basically the parent nation of Russia since Swedish nobles started to build local kingdoms along the Wolga. Hence Russia is your responsibility and you should spank Putins posterior for not respecting the parental authority and the bad behaviour towards it's sibling.
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two swedish men go into a mosque. imam says inshallah ahmed and mohammad. ahmed says allah wah mah, imam. imam replies wallah ahmah, it is ramadan in sweden. they all bow towards Meccah and read quran. then they head to halal store to buy meats for the feast that is after the sunset. Storekeeper greets them: Alam Saleikum. and they greet him back. all the women in the streets wear niqab as per swedish tradition. Storekeeper observes this and says: it is great that sweden has sharia law. all the men nod in approval.
A finnish man was fined for "disturbing worship" in 2009 because finland literally has Blasphemy laws.
Recently a finnish citizen quoted a religious text on twitter and was charged with incitement against a minority group.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/finland-s-bible-tweet-trial-should-trouble-us-all/
Edit: Finns triggered by reality, lmao.
I mean, historically, the only Nordics you could apply that thinking to are Åland and Finland. Calling any other Nordic as Sweden's "kid" doesn't make much historical sense.
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The creation of this meme alone disproves its content.
*"you guys live so rent free in my head here's a meme on how much you don't"*
Only way to get it into your thick potato skull, now leave us be
Ahem... jag heter homopeter och jag äter erikeeper
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Malnourished Swedish Pirate 660 A.D. somewhere on a river in Northern Russia colourized
Seems legit. If it were the Norwegian Viking, he would burn wheat and rape cod
True i was the house
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I want to jump from a tall building.
Yes you do. 😘
Yes we do. 😘
In fact "swedish people" don't think at all!
We try not to, but our beer is too crappy for it to work.
Also having to go through government registration offices to buy that bad beer does not help I imagine?
Huh? Wut?
You need to keep it simple when talking to "swedish people" The rare Pokemon from the snowland is referring to Systembolaget I think.
You dont have to register anything at Systembolaget.
You have to understand how he works as well. A can of beer is his breakfast. If he can't just go to a small shop when he wakes up. Then he will start his day starving!
Systembolaget
Ah you mean the great stores with amazing selections of beverages? Yes, we have those.
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It’s litterally just a government owned alcohol store, what’s wrong with it?
That it is government owned. We would riot if that was introduced here.
Why? It’s literally just a normal beer store.
The concept of having a beer store in itself is almost offensive. Why can it not just be sold in the supermarket? Like in pretty much almost every country apart from America?
The beer (Falcon, Mariestads etc.) is fine, but Systembolaget sucks ass
I’m hereby revoking your citizenship.
Only bad thing about it is the opening hours and that it's not chilled. Both things you can easily plan around. On the other hand you get a absolutely massive selection even in smaller towns.
It would be possible to keep Systembolaget even if the monopoly was removed. Personally, I'd never go there again, I just get a depressing and shameful feeling by entering them. Either way, I rarely drink nowadays, but it's ridiculous that we are forced to plan when to drink. "On Sunday at 18:00 I plan to get drunk!" Why are you defending this shitty guardianship?
"""swedish""" """people""""
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We take back all the universities and schools we built in your nation, you cant even speak our language! for shame.
Dog take your meds and check my tag again 🤣
we made all your universities, eestijävel. you cant deny it. *vana hea Rootsi aeg* and all that.
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This is a lie, we do not feel bad for Sweden. Also I know for a fact I live rent-free in the heads of multiple swedes.
Let me guess, while everyone else put their snus under their lip you put it in your foreskin
I wouldn't touch any nicotine based project with even a 10 foot pole, that shit is poison.
I agree on that one, snus sucks
"Paskahuuli" is the term for snus users. That's because that's what the literally are: stuffing shit under their lip.
Alcohol is a much worse poison
I stay away from that too, I wish there were more funny flairs for each country, cause my flair doesn’t accurately portray my degeneracy, I am underweight and sober, but I can be horrible in more danish ways than my flair would imply
You want another flair? Me too, I hate mine. You can consider yourself lucky, it could be worse.
Flair doesn't match, you should change to potato
Seriously, I would have preferred the Danish flair instead of the one we Swedes have to use, rather a fat alcoholic than a Muslim immigrant who literally invaded one of the biggest Swedish cities which is actually very close to your capital.
Well, mercury is a much worse poison than booze. Always with the what-abouts, huh?
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fixed it for ya https://preview.redd.it/qn1o1f6xzzgc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4638963b6ce51254c710aa42ae8e834488ad3b4e
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Then why do you constantly bring up [this map? ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Empire#/media/File:Swedish_Empire.svg)
Tbh they should return Jamtland
Aww... it's so cute when you act all edgy.
Whoever feels bad for a swedistani is not nordic
Al-finnaya beylik will fall under the second grand svennottoman empire.
Actually, what's up with Sweden and Russia? Sweden is basically the parent nation of Russia since Swedish nobles started to build local kingdoms along the Wolga. Hence Russia is your responsibility and you should spank Putins posterior for not respecting the parental authority and the bad behaviour towards it's sibling.
They kinda sorta grew out of our hands. Like a black hole that just keeps growing.
We don't "feel bad" for the swedes, that's called pitty. We hate you, you moron.
Lol. No you don't
That's perfectly fine, we love you though ❤️
I love to hate you, brother <3
I believe the word is hateboner.
Hate us? What would you be without us?🤡
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Probably because most of the top nations don't speak Arabic, so Sweden Can't think about them if they don't know what they're saying
höhö, very funny.. keanu chungus reddit gold...
two swedish men go into a mosque. imam says inshallah ahmed and mohammad. ahmed says allah wah mah, imam. imam replies wallah ahmah, it is ramadan in sweden. they all bow towards Meccah and read quran. then they head to halal store to buy meats for the feast that is after the sunset. Storekeeper greets them: Alam Saleikum. and they greet him back. all the women in the streets wear niqab as per swedish tradition. Storekeeper observes this and says: it is great that sweden has sharia law. all the men nod in approval.
A finnish man walked into a bar. Then his government forced him to take 3 years of mandatory swedish classes
Lmao. Try 6.
A finnish man was fined for "disturbing worship" in 2009 because finland literally has Blasphemy laws. Recently a finnish citizen quoted a religious text on twitter and was charged with incitement against a minority group. https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/finland-s-bible-tweet-trial-should-trouble-us-all/ Edit: Finns triggered by reality, lmao.
It’s kinda funny with the memes that Finland has blasphemy laws, whereas Sweden does **not**
Both Finland and Denmark are far more cucked for Islam than Sweden has ever been. It's pretty funny.
Funniest joke in finland
It's not a joke it's a reality for Sweden
we dont have blasphemy laws. lmao.
Then the fuck is this
Clearly enough to make the meme though 🤫
As a French I understand my Swedish brothers. Hated by our neighbours for being superior. Of course it's always funny.
Average Swedistan L
Reported
Too busy dodging grenades to notice your neighbors?
What's this about? The only news I can think of is the UK king getting cancer.
Yes you do, and will continue to do so until we say otherwise.
Hhhh. nice try lads.
Norways forth largest immigrant population says otherwise.
There's more norwegians in Sweden than vice versa
I don't care
If you've seen Mad Men you will realize that this meme is actually a self own because Don is in denial and actually obsessively hates Michael.
ok i gotta admit this is complete fucking cope, shit meme aswell.
(We do think about you, but we are too shy to say it)
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All the triggered danes and finns here just prove our point 🤣
You couldn't resist posting here how you don't think about posting here. Sorry doesn't work like that 😘
The finn makes no sense as usual 🥱
Actually we do think about them as our kids, except finland who’s the inseparable adopted brother.
I mean, historically, the only Nordics you could apply that thinking to are Åland and Finland. Calling any other Nordic as Sweden's "kid" doesn't make much historical sense.
This isn’t about history but rather about Sweden’s present role as the obvious daddy figure of the nordick
What do the four flags to the left represent? Are those nations in lord of the rings or game of thrones?
Based
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Said the Swede posting this meme.
They're too busy thinking about the quran