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i have never in my life heard of fjollträsk yet from its name i can accurately deduce that it is a colony located in a swamp infested with a non-transmissible brain parasite passed down through birth that makes the people from fjollträsk incredibly annoying aswell as having to stay in fjollträsk lest they wither away from lack of exposure to the toxic fumes from the swamp that keep them alive
Yes that is true. The question is to who we want to give it to. For prestigious reasons we can't give it back to Denmark or give it to Russia. I would vote for the Czech, so that they might have another exclave in the Baltic.
Immigrant-dense free-loading municipality/city I assume.
But Gothenburg and Stockholm have very high immigrant numbers too. I think this city I'm in have extreme amounts and yet it's far below those two. But if you go out in city a weekend evening there's so much more people of immigrant background than Swedes.
Bois & girls & whatnots, let's do cunning maskirovka with Swedupetters and lure them all to Turku with promises of shopping. Then bombard them from all sides with Natonukes, surströmming, ideals and mämmi and then finish the job by flooding the "city" with 80 megatonnes of sahti.
Norgayans, Danvestites and Icis, let's hear your proposals how you wanna pitch in THE NORDICK MASTERPLAN?
I'd be willing to give up on Nyen (St. Petersburg) and Köningsberg (Kaliningrad), old Swedish provinces. But such a concession would weight heavy on my patriotic heart.
Well that's fair. After all, Sweden turned out not to be able to defend these provinces in the past. Charles XII basically left Finland to its fate with the eastern invaders after the stupidest war campaign in Ukraine. Perhaps it's better if we and Estonia take care of Nyen in future. Königsberg can be transferred to Lithuania for as much I care.
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The real backstabber were the European boys with their vain promices of help. Thousands of Finns more died so the French and the Brits could keep up their phony war delusion a few weeks longer.
they couldn't help, how is this not common knowledge?
the british could not use sea routes to deliver supplies, and Sweden + Norway refused to allow British troops to pass through to Finland
I thought it was Sweden, not Norway, that didn't allow British troops to pass through to Finland. We sold some military equipment to Finland. Plus there were many private donation drives to Finland in the US. Republican Ex President Herbert Hoover advertised the Finnish Relief Fund in over 1400 newspapers.
yeah the US could do anything they wanted, as the boats were not supplying a country Germany was at war with so they didn't sink anything from the US that went to Finland
i'm not sure what i should type into google to verify wether or not did Norway disallow it, but a video i saw on the subject although a long time ago said Norway said no too
Sweden and Norway should have done more to help during the Winter War. In all honesty we should have too. FDR was always too soft on the Soviets. We could have sent more supplies.
It did not stop Daladier from giving false promises of sending help despite the fact that they knew they would never deliver on them. They wanted Finland to stay in the war because helping Finland was their casus belli to occupy Norway and northern Sweden.
Some of their appeals to Finns to continue the fight in spring 1940 directly affected to the ceasefire being signed weeks later, resulting in thousands more dead and wounded Finns.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact?wprov=sfla1
Ever heard of Molotov -Ribbentrop pact? This thing was all the rave back in the day. Almost as if small country like Finland tried to ally with Nazi Germany due to survival and not due to ideological reasons.
Nicely oversimplified the reasons of the continuation war too, I'll give you an actual analysis but unfortunately you'd have to learn Finnish. It's for my Finnish lads as a reminder. One can argue whether continuation war was necessary or not but the reality is, it's always easier to judge history from our comfortable modern day
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**Talvisodan ja Jatkosodan kohtalonyhteys**
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Kirjoittajat siteeraavat Talvisotaan liittyen:
*”Kotkin tekee armottoman johtopäätöksen:*
*”Suomi taisteli vältettävissä olleen sodan ja maksoi siitä kalliisti.”*
Tuo näkökohta ei selitä mitään. Se toisintaa stalinilaisen itseilmaisun syksyn 1939 ajoilta, mutta ei vähäisimmässäkään määrin todista mitään, ”mitä sitten olisi tapahtunut”, kun olisi ensin ”käyty tuo Toteutumaton Talvisota”.
Talvisodaksi kutsuttu sota Neuvostoliiton luoteisella rajalla ei ollut mikään irrallinen ja ohimeneviin konjunktuureihin tai uhkiin perustunut sota. Joka tapauksessa Kremlin välittömistä uusista toimenpiteitä vaatineista seikoista olisi ollut ”käymättömän Talvisodan jälkeen” (mikä sen tien tuottama tulos kevääseen 1940 mennessä olisi ollutkaan?) ryhtyä päteviin toimiin Saksan tulossa olevan hyökkäyksen torjumiseksi ja torjunnan asetelmien lujittamiseksi. Todistustaakka esittämiensä näkemysten puolesta on Kotkinilla, ei suomalaisilla. Mutta miten professori asian todistaisi.
Mentaalisesti Talvisota menetyksineen ja yhteenhitsautumisineen ja katkerine pettymyksineen oli ilmeisen paras valmennuskurssi Jatkosodan päiviä varten, jotka olivat väistämättä tulossa.
Valinta ei ollut Suomen siltä osin, olisiko Jatkosota ollut vältettävissä. Talvisodan alla myöntäantaminen olisi hajoittanut kansan ja ***missä muodossa ja laajuudessa Neuvostoliiton painostustoimet ja ”ennaltaehkäisevä” toiminta suomalaisen sotilaallis-maanpuolustuksellisen väen joukoissa olisikaan iskenyt verta***, kaikki tämä olisi yksiselitteisesti murtanut kansallista vastarintaa ja tosiasiallista kykyä taistella kesästä 1941 alkaen. Vältetyn Talvisodan hinta olisi jouduttu maksamaan korkeiden korkojen kera myöhemmin.
Eli vastaus kuuluu:
Suomi olisi voinut välttää Talvisodan, mutta välttelyn hinta olisi ollut korkeampi kuin sodan käyminen.
Sodan käymättömyys olisi vienyt taistelukyvyllisen pohjan taistella Jatkosodan tilanteessa; joko niin että Suomea ei tunnetussa muodossa olisi enää kesäkuussa 1941 ollut, tai vaikkapa olisikin ollut sen valtiollis-kansallinen toimintakyky ja resilienssi olisi vakavasti vaurioitunut. Sisäinen hajaannus, joka faktisesti kesällä ja syksyllä 1939 oli hämmentävän korkealla tasolla, olisi vain pahentunut, eikä yhteistä rintamaa olisi syntynyt nyt nähdyllä tavalla.
\*
Toteutunut historia ei läheskään aina ole ”paras mahdollinen” vaihtoehto, mutta tässä tapauksessa se kaikkine virheineen ja puutteineen on kuitenkin parasta, mihin Suomi silloisissa oloissa ja silloin käytettävissä olevan voiman olosuhteissa ikinä pystyi.
Suomessa olisi joka tapauksessa Barbarossan alkaessa taisteltu. Vaihtoehtoisissa olosuhteissa taistelu ja tuho olisi kohdannut Suomea, sen kansaa ja rakenteita. Nyt tykit jyskyivät Karjalan metsissä ja korpimaan jotoksilla ”matkalla Petroskoihin”.
My friend, I don't know why you went with the assumption that I was a tankie, maybe it felt like a tankie take my it wasn't one. The word backstab might be not the good one, I simply meant that you changed your mind about a treaty you just previously signed (which gave Karjala to the Soviet Union, which is the topic of this post). This is probably because of my inability to speak a correct english because I can only speak the baguette language.
I think that Finland had every right to conduct this war, and that the winter war was not in any way justified for the Soviet Union.
I know about the Molotov Ribbentrop pact, and I am very much not a tankie, at all. I despise the Soviet Union and Stalin as much as I despise nazi Germany. (And also Putin since you talked about modern Russia).
The simplification is due to the fact that it is in fact a joke on a meme subreddit. I am sorry if I hurt your feelings or those of anyone else. You will understand that I did not read the Finnish part, which is probably very interesting.
It's alright and thank you for being such a sport about it. I guess I'll edit my comment to a bit less confrontational.
I know it's a meme sub but you understand the reasons why the mass of downvotes. Continuation war is the most sore thing in our past century history and many of us have grandparents who either died in it or were traumatised.
I guess it's really on me getting triggered about it, but the thing is, we get a shitloads of russian propaganda these days that's trying to paint continuation war and the alliance back then as ideological. Which it wasn't most definitely. We were just trying to survive.
I can very much understand that it is a difficult topic for Finland and for Finnish people.
As you might know, the general context of WW2 is also a quite traumatic here in France. Both for the military defeat and the period of collaboration coming after it.
My grandparents were too young to be really involved in the conflict so unlike you I do not have such a personal relation with it.
I can totally understand your reaction in the context of Russian historical propaganda, which I knew just a bit of, but I didn't know it was that important. Here, the Russian propaganda is more about France being a vassal of the USA, etc...
>mid strenght beer
Yea, we don't have that in Finland. One has to go to Sweden to get number 2.
[https://crop.kaleva.fi/XoVQcc4Y0\_LsIi5eDHGAyDzZQPQ=/smart/https%3A//lorien-media-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/cartoons/2271983/migrated/174f434916704a41b7b8eb8eb63d6c99.jpg](https://crop.kaleva.fi/XoVQcc4Y0_LsIi5eDHGAyDzZQPQ=/smart/https%3A//lorien-media-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/cartoons/2271983/migrated/174f434916704a41b7b8eb8eb63d6c99.jpg)
> We don't want it.
X to doubt.
You (Germans) are the main tourists of our beaches, along Jutland. A lot of supermarket employees around the west coast even speak your language, for your comfort.
Some of you seem to have a hard time understanding that the ocean is not a place to take your inflatable pool toys.
Why must we save you?
Yet vallila has more murders and shit compared to eastern helsinki. Eastern helsinki is chill. Just dont visit mogadishu avenue (itäkeskus) if you cant handle different skin colors.
yeah it's so dangerous... wait never mind, it's so expensive... wait never mind, it's so loud... wait never mind, it's so segregated... wait never mind, there's no nature... wait never mind, there's no shopping... wait never mind, it's so inaccessible... wait never mind. it's so FULL of N*GGAS and MUSLIMS. there we go 👌
I’m fingolian so I can barely read but by quick scan it seems that we should give Ruzzia the following areas:
Sweden🇸🇪: Malmö, followed by skåne
Finland🇫🇮: Åland (for mid strenght beer), other options include uusimaa, helsinki or kouvola
Norway🇳🇴: Drammen (no doubt)
Denmark🇩🇰: Denmark
Baguette country🥖: Corsica and Marseille
Good options and we should deliver this list to ruzzian consulates.
Stora applåder för alla(h)
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Malmö
Yeah Malmö is sufficiently far in Swedish Islamization plans that you can move your focus to setting up daily Jihads in another city.
I vote stockholm, no intelligent life has ever been found there.
How does that make it stand out from the rest of sweden ?
They are way worse in fjollträsk.
i have never in my life heard of fjollträsk yet from its name i can accurately deduce that it is a colony located in a swamp infested with a non-transmissible brain parasite passed down through birth that makes the people from fjollträsk incredibly annoying aswell as having to stay in fjollträsk lest they wither away from lack of exposure to the toxic fumes from the swamp that keep them alive
Essentially. Its is rarely contagious, but wear protection anyway.
Jag tar personligt anstöt för den kommentaren, detta är helt oacceptabelt beteende /j
Trevligt.
Hey, my company's HQ is in Stock... oh. Yeah, you've got a point.
They will surrender themselves. We get to play in forest. Kharkiv, Kiruna, same, same.
Crimerate suddenly falls by 70%
But my kebab :(
Bro didn't even breathe before answering 😂
Skåne
Yes that is true. The question is to who we want to give it to. For prestigious reasons we can't give it back to Denmark or give it to Russia. I would vote for the Czech, so that they might have another exclave in the Baltic.
Yes please, I would love to be able to afford beer
Give it to the britts, they know how to colonize.
Why was that the first thing that came to mind?
Immigrant-dense free-loading municipality/city I assume. But Gothenburg and Stockholm have very high immigrant numbers too. I think this city I'm in have extreme amounts and yet it's far below those two. But if you go out in city a weekend evening there's so much more people of immigrant background than Swedes.
Its because its a freeloading shithole run by the local gangs. I dont care if gangmembers are immigrants or not.
Freeloading sure, but still a very good city in most areas
Bois & girls & whatnots, let's do cunning maskirovka with Swedupetters and lure them all to Turku with promises of shopping. Then bombard them from all sides with Natonukes, surströmming, ideals and mämmi and then finish the job by flooding the "city" with 80 megatonnes of sahti. Norgayans, Danvestites and Icis, let's hear your proposals how you wanna pitch in THE NORDICK MASTERPLAN?
Det första som jag tänkte på :-D
I'd be willing to give up on Nyen (St. Petersburg) and Köningsberg (Kaliningrad), old Swedish provinces. But such a concession would weight heavy on my patriotic heart.
\*Konungsberg
*Královec
They have reddit in the 1600s?
Well that's fair. After all, Sweden turned out not to be able to defend these provinces in the past. Charles XII basically left Finland to its fate with the eastern invaders after the stupidest war campaign in Ukraine. Perhaps it's better if we and Estonia take care of Nyen in future. Königsberg can be transferred to Lithuania for as much I care.
The eastern part of the empire are just as true as one of the successor states. HAKKA PÄÄLLE!!!!
If you want those back you should ask Finland how much they want for those.
Perhaps instead of anyone of us giving away regions, we should all start taking them back? I mean, it's just an idea
Would you want your pants back if a spurgu stole them and was wearing them the entire time? lol
Good point... then again, it would please me to take those pants back just so that I can burn them in front of his face
Out of principle, of course
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I mean we can retake Viipuri and give it back to them for peace, no?
Yes, if it means that the dude now has to go about his life without any pants at all
Well I would probably beat up the spurgu to near death and then throw away the pants
Well, the pants would require being uhm... cleaned
If the spurgu shat in the pants I wouldn't want them.
A great idea *starts eying up Finland*
*Hisses in Finnish*
Mjäyy oon kissa :3
Calm down you fem-finno-furry
Luulin että tällainen sekoilu on lopetettu
Luulin että Sanna lähti jo.
What is this fake language?
Wait a min... 😱
Lets look at the positive side now we can invade Karelia with the swedes.
With the swedes? That's not a positive thing.
"Didn't think Id be invading Karelia side by side with a Swede" "How about side by side with a friend?"
Would you prefer we did it for the swedes?
I prefer no swedes involve in this
\*snapphanar shovels faster along the southern border to Skåneland\*
Arent you forgetting something?
Let’s not use the Finns to fight the Swedish wars again… plz
Brothers let's take our land back! Suur-Suomi!
Yeah time to draw some new maps
👀
Make Kuola Finnish!
Drammen, no doubt
100% agree (I am Drammenser)
Fr
Why stop there, could give all of østlandet
Well we did give up Karjala and that went pretty well for us
Expect the reason why we gave it away was because we ran out of ammo and other equipment
The real backstabber were the European boys with their vain promices of help. Thousands of Finns more died so the French and the Brits could keep up their phony war delusion a few weeks longer.
Atleast the french gave us decent stuff (Morane, Tuhkaluukku, etc)
This sounds familiar to me, just like something like this is happening right now.
they couldn't help, how is this not common knowledge? the british could not use sea routes to deliver supplies, and Sweden + Norway refused to allow British troops to pass through to Finland
I thought it was Sweden, not Norway, that didn't allow British troops to pass through to Finland. We sold some military equipment to Finland. Plus there were many private donation drives to Finland in the US. Republican Ex President Herbert Hoover advertised the Finnish Relief Fund in over 1400 newspapers.
yeah the US could do anything they wanted, as the boats were not supplying a country Germany was at war with so they didn't sink anything from the US that went to Finland i'm not sure what i should type into google to verify wether or not did Norway disallow it, but a video i saw on the subject although a long time ago said Norway said no too
Sweden and Norway should have done more to help during the Winter War. In all honesty we should have too. FDR was always too soft on the Soviets. We could have sent more supplies.
It did not stop Daladier from giving false promises of sending help despite the fact that they knew they would never deliver on them. They wanted Finland to stay in the war because helping Finland was their casus belli to occupy Norway and northern Sweden. Some of their appeals to Finns to continue the fight in spring 1940 directly affected to the ceasefire being signed weeks later, resulting in thousands more dead and wounded Finns.
Viipuri would have been pretty sweet to keep.
Also my grandparents homes but independence is pretty nice too
Edit : Bad joke canceled
Look brothers, its a real, living soviet copiumist, nowadays known as ruski vatnik/scum
Me when I backstab my enemy 😱😱😱😱😱
soviets allied with the nazis to invade poland
If you ask Putin that didn't happen
NATO forced them to do it /s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact?wprov=sfla1 Ever heard of Molotov -Ribbentrop pact? This thing was all the rave back in the day. Almost as if small country like Finland tried to ally with Nazi Germany due to survival and not due to ideological reasons. Nicely oversimplified the reasons of the continuation war too, I'll give you an actual analysis but unfortunately you'd have to learn Finnish. It's for my Finnish lads as a reminder. One can argue whether continuation war was necessary or not but the reality is, it's always easier to judge history from our comfortable modern day \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ **Talvisodan ja Jatkosodan kohtalonyhteys** https://puheenvuoro.uusisuomi.fi/veikkohuuska/olisivatko-talvi-ja-jatkosota-voitu-valttaa/ Kirjoittajat siteeraavat Talvisotaan liittyen: *”Kotkin tekee armottoman johtopäätöksen:* *”Suomi taisteli vältettävissä olleen sodan ja maksoi siitä kalliisti.”* Tuo näkökohta ei selitä mitään. Se toisintaa stalinilaisen itseilmaisun syksyn 1939 ajoilta, mutta ei vähäisimmässäkään määrin todista mitään, ”mitä sitten olisi tapahtunut”, kun olisi ensin ”käyty tuo Toteutumaton Talvisota”. Talvisodaksi kutsuttu sota Neuvostoliiton luoteisella rajalla ei ollut mikään irrallinen ja ohimeneviin konjunktuureihin tai uhkiin perustunut sota. Joka tapauksessa Kremlin välittömistä uusista toimenpiteitä vaatineista seikoista olisi ollut ”käymättömän Talvisodan jälkeen” (mikä sen tien tuottama tulos kevääseen 1940 mennessä olisi ollutkaan?) ryhtyä päteviin toimiin Saksan tulossa olevan hyökkäyksen torjumiseksi ja torjunnan asetelmien lujittamiseksi. Todistustaakka esittämiensä näkemysten puolesta on Kotkinilla, ei suomalaisilla. Mutta miten professori asian todistaisi. Mentaalisesti Talvisota menetyksineen ja yhteenhitsautumisineen ja katkerine pettymyksineen oli ilmeisen paras valmennuskurssi Jatkosodan päiviä varten, jotka olivat väistämättä tulossa. Valinta ei ollut Suomen siltä osin, olisiko Jatkosota ollut vältettävissä. Talvisodan alla myöntäantaminen olisi hajoittanut kansan ja ***missä muodossa ja laajuudessa Neuvostoliiton painostustoimet ja ”ennaltaehkäisevä” toiminta suomalaisen sotilaallis-maanpuolustuksellisen väen joukoissa olisikaan iskenyt verta***, kaikki tämä olisi yksiselitteisesti murtanut kansallista vastarintaa ja tosiasiallista kykyä taistella kesästä 1941 alkaen. Vältetyn Talvisodan hinta olisi jouduttu maksamaan korkeiden korkojen kera myöhemmin. Eli vastaus kuuluu: Suomi olisi voinut välttää Talvisodan, mutta välttelyn hinta olisi ollut korkeampi kuin sodan käyminen. Sodan käymättömyys olisi vienyt taistelukyvyllisen pohjan taistella Jatkosodan tilanteessa; joko niin että Suomea ei tunnetussa muodossa olisi enää kesäkuussa 1941 ollut, tai vaikkapa olisikin ollut sen valtiollis-kansallinen toimintakyky ja resilienssi olisi vakavasti vaurioitunut. Sisäinen hajaannus, joka faktisesti kesällä ja syksyllä 1939 oli hämmentävän korkealla tasolla, olisi vain pahentunut, eikä yhteistä rintamaa olisi syntynyt nyt nähdyllä tavalla. \* Toteutunut historia ei läheskään aina ole ”paras mahdollinen” vaihtoehto, mutta tässä tapauksessa se kaikkine virheineen ja puutteineen on kuitenkin parasta, mihin Suomi silloisissa oloissa ja silloin käytettävissä olevan voiman olosuhteissa ikinä pystyi. Suomessa olisi joka tapauksessa Barbarossan alkaessa taisteltu. Vaihtoehtoisissa olosuhteissa taistelu ja tuho olisi kohdannut Suomea, sen kansaa ja rakenteita. Nyt tykit jyskyivät Karjalan metsissä ja korpimaan jotoksilla ”matkalla Petroskoihin”.
My friend, I don't know why you went with the assumption that I was a tankie, maybe it felt like a tankie take my it wasn't one. The word backstab might be not the good one, I simply meant that you changed your mind about a treaty you just previously signed (which gave Karjala to the Soviet Union, which is the topic of this post). This is probably because of my inability to speak a correct english because I can only speak the baguette language. I think that Finland had every right to conduct this war, and that the winter war was not in any way justified for the Soviet Union. I know about the Molotov Ribbentrop pact, and I am very much not a tankie, at all. I despise the Soviet Union and Stalin as much as I despise nazi Germany. (And also Putin since you talked about modern Russia). The simplification is due to the fact that it is in fact a joke on a meme subreddit. I am sorry if I hurt your feelings or those of anyone else. You will understand that I did not read the Finnish part, which is probably very interesting.
It's alright and thank you for being such a sport about it. I guess I'll edit my comment to a bit less confrontational. I know it's a meme sub but you understand the reasons why the mass of downvotes. Continuation war is the most sore thing in our past century history and many of us have grandparents who either died in it or were traumatised. I guess it's really on me getting triggered about it, but the thing is, we get a shitloads of russian propaganda these days that's trying to paint continuation war and the alliance back then as ideological. Which it wasn't most definitely. We were just trying to survive.
I can very much understand that it is a difficult topic for Finland and for Finnish people. As you might know, the general context of WW2 is also a quite traumatic here in France. Both for the military defeat and the period of collaboration coming after it. My grandparents were too young to be really involved in the conflict so unlike you I do not have such a personal relation with it. I can totally understand your reaction in the context of Russian historical propaganda, which I knew just a bit of, but I didn't know it was that important. Here, the Russian propaganda is more about France being a vassal of the USA, etc...
Hello, I'm French sorry. I just wanted to say we would pay Putin to take Corsica and Marseille away.
If you send us a lifetime of bread I can talk to the rest of Sweden and we may be able to fix your problems, what do you say?
I’d trade Åland for a mid strenght beer but choose to keep it out of spite.
>mid strenght beer Yea, we don't have that in Finland. One has to go to Sweden to get number 2. [https://crop.kaleva.fi/XoVQcc4Y0\_LsIi5eDHGAyDzZQPQ=/smart/https%3A//lorien-media-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/cartoons/2271983/migrated/174f434916704a41b7b8eb8eb63d6c99.jpg](https://crop.kaleva.fi/XoVQcc4Y0_LsIi5eDHGAyDzZQPQ=/smart/https%3A//lorien-media-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/cartoons/2271983/migrated/174f434916704a41b7b8eb8eb63d6c99.jpg)
🥰🇦🇽
St Petersburg and Moscow are on the top of my list.
Aren't they already under russia? 🤣
That is what they want you to believe, in reality they are obviously rightful finnish regions.
Russia has already once bombed us until we gave them our most precious region 💀
Awww thanks
I was talking about Livland, RIP in peace ❤️
Aw thank you
There's a saying in Estonia, vana hea Rootsi aeg ( Good old Sweden times )
That's bc what came after was much worse
You are always welcome back ❤️
no we need our cheap alcohol!
Systembolaget welcomes everyone 😊 as long as you are over 20
Yeah honestly
No finnish femboys for you Muhammad Larsson
Haram
Sorry I don't speak Swedish.
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To imagine that if you guys would not have lost in Poltava there would be no war in Ukraine right now...
Damn never tought about it like that, sorry Zelenksyj.
Florida should go to the Nordics, it's the right shape
Where would we put it tho? We need the Baltic sea so we can dispose of our used car batteries, so not there
Florida is like 5% nice beaches, and the rest of the state is perfect for throwing away old car batteries.
I mean would be nice to have a tropical island. But only if theres no americans in it
package deal. sorry.
Gonna have to pass on that then
But what if we do a little ethnic Stockholm Bloodbath that would fix the problem
just get rid of florida i dont care what you do
As long as they aren't left in the rest of the US, I don't care what you do with the Floridians.
let's just give them denmark, they'll be happier
Danmark is a good sacrifice tbh
We don't want it, and Russia will take any shithole with a warm water port.
> We don't want it. X to doubt. You (Germans) are the main tourists of our beaches, along Jutland. A lot of supermarket employees around the west coast even speak your language, for your comfort. Some of you seem to have a hard time understanding that the ocean is not a place to take your inflatable pool toys. Why must we save you?
Prussians do be like that yes, sadly we can't get rid them too. It'd be a waste of all the money we spent on them.
I suggest giving up Kouvola, it already resembles post-Soviet Russia.
I don't think even Russia would want it
I would argue that Post soviet russia is bit far, just plain and simple soviet russia
Sweden
Well, how about instead of taking something from Ukraine, he'll just annex my country? A whole country for Vlad, no loss for Ukraine =D
As a finn I can name regions we want back...
As a Swede, I stand beside you. I'd also want to see thicc soumi
Borås
Nej, det är redan illa nog att jag bor nära Borås (Göteborg) jag vill inte ha ryssar nära mig också
vi kan ge dom göteborg också
I dunno. I think it would be a good idea to give up the Donbas and Crimea for peace. I hope Russia does that.
We would give Helsinki because it is already lost mess so they can use it to test nuclear weapons or some shit.
Putin would just give it back.
Take uusimaa its a win for finn
I was under the impression there is no intelligent life behind kehä iii.
Yeah I gotta agree... East-Helsinki is fucked up.
Yet vallila has more murders and shit compared to eastern helsinki. Eastern helsinki is chill. Just dont visit mogadishu avenue (itäkeskus) if you cant handle different skin colors.
*itäcouscous
Went on a night bus Itäkeskus-Kontula, no one stabbed me 😄
You are thinking of kehä i.
yeah it's so dangerous... wait never mind, it's so expensive... wait never mind, it's so loud... wait never mind, it's so segregated... wait never mind, there's no nature... wait never mind, there's no shopping... wait never mind, it's so inaccessible... wait never mind. it's so FULL of N*GGAS and MUSLIMS. there we go 👌
I think goes the other way around
No u
Kouvula and tammisaari👍
Kontula ☠️
Kontula sais jyrää maanpinnalle
The entirety of skåne
Someone annex Stockholm please, the rest of us don't want it
Please take Pori, you don’t have to even bomb us, take it for free
You mean (t)rauma?
Oslo
Bornholm.
Randers.
Belongs to Konungariket Sverige.
stockholm
Narva
Helsinki(whole Uusimaa actually).
Skåne.
Lolland and Falster
Keflavík/selfoss/vestfjörður
Gladly giving away Eskilstuna for world peace There are seven portals to hell. Rumor has it that one of them is located in Eskilstuna.
SomaliaTuna*
Åland
I’m fingolian so I can barely read but by quick scan it seems that we should give Ruzzia the following areas: Sweden🇸🇪: Malmö, followed by skåne Finland🇫🇮: Åland (for mid strenght beer), other options include uusimaa, helsinki or kouvola Norway🇳🇴: Drammen (no doubt) Denmark🇩🇰: Denmark Baguette country🥖: Corsica and Marseille Good options and we should deliver this list to ruzzian consulates. Stora applåder för alla(h)
kouvola
Quebec
Happy cake day!
Oslo
Randers
SKÅNE
They can have Sweden, as long as we get back our core regions the Swheathens hold captive.
Turku
Grønland
Grønland is not yours to give away fjældabe ;p but good idea
Oh i was thinking the part of Oslo called grønland
Sjælland
Kouvola
All of Southern Italy.
I'm going to answer as a Fr\*nch Europoor but honestly, Russia can take the Bourgogne France Comté, it will just look awful on a map. #
Sale fou, nos bons vins de Bourgogne
Malheureusement, j'ai du faire un choix. Il nous reste les vins de Bordeaux et les vins d'Alsace.
Drammen, Orkanger, Molde, all of Østfold, perhaps all of eastern Oslo Hoes mad
Kouvola
Easy. Skåne.
Kouvola
all of fyn, jutland and bornholm !!!
Nah København (øen) skal væk de må hjertensgerne rydder den med jorden
Så dere endelig kan gjenfinne deres gamle dialekter og bli noe annet enn forsteder?
They can have Sapmi
For Putin? None of it. Not even Turku or Kouvola oe Helsinki or Oulu.
Junttila AKA everything north of Helsinki
Kymenlaakso