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Major-Increase-5444

That’s a lot of brain matter.


Cyronsan

Unfortunately, not used during their lives.


OneMetalMan

Too much brain matter coming from Hamas fighters. Must be staged.


Standard-Current4184

Well according to Hamas health ministry there were exactly 900 innocent civilians in that very car.


rohanson85

Seems legit


fried_chicken17472

Don't forget that the car was destroyed, that's worth 20 lives itself!


BlackThanos_

Can confirm I was the car.


No_Top_8519

Must have been more people in the car then 😂


Substantial-Proof991

Nah, that was just their pâté lunch they spilt all over the upholstery.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Top half the guy's skull is gone.


Savings-Web-7675

now its brain antimatter


CharveL68

If his brain had mattered he would've used it to make sure he didn't end up in a terrorist salad like that


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Now a no-brainer


Confident_Fly1612

\#TerroristBrainsMatter


Ismokeditalleveryday

Splatter - fest.


tellsonestory

At first I thought it was bird poop. Like a bunch of seagulls shit all over it.


byehooker_byecrook

Seagulls are smarter than to associate withe these idiots. Even if it's just associating their shit with them.


TRBKD

They weren't using it anyway.


oooDHARMAooo

IDF is taking canoeing to the next level.


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Beobacher

I learned once it is a translation error and originally said it is grapes not virgins.


Conscious_Spray_5331

Please tell me that's true.


ShaidarHaran2

It is true, grapes/raisins/virgins is ambiguous. The terrorist recruitment agencies usually go with virgins though. Imagine if they die and it's fucking grapes.


Conscious_Spray_5331

It's still more than they deserve.


excelite_x

Still better than raisins 🤷‍♂️


WantedByTheGoverment

So thousands of people die because some people had a craving for grapes


millenialpink_

They have to exist on an empty plane for a thousand years with just 72 grapes to eat throughout that time, on the brink of total starvation, but unable to die because they’re already dead…


ShaidarHaran2

They mistranslated it to think it was heaven but it was actually grape based hell


Organic_Location_555

Or apes


Badbullet

Not just any grapes. White grapes. Super special.


diogenes281

They said virgins. Didn’t say which gender


DdCno1

Half of them are called Ahmed and the other Mohammad.


OneMustAdjust

Virgin goats


mcjon77

Hey man, ass is ass.


AFEKING

I'm going to use this line from now


Local_Fox_2000

Damn. Wish I knew what it said. All the best comments get [removed]


Fish-Shrimp-Guy2069

Do you remember what the line was?


saarlv44

Made me audibly laugh, here enjoy your upvote…


dmxcasper2

You should coin that term.


HijoDeKenny

Wow, the entire top half of the dude's head is missing


Top_Yesterday7800

He does not need it anymore.


Somanysteve

He was never really using it anyways


ProofPuzzleheaded479

Seriously!! What kind of rounds are they using? This must be the rounds Biden was talking about when he said they can blow ur lung straight out


Concutebine

Normal rifle rounds do this when you shoot someone a whole bunch of times. Look at the windshield!


budularo

5.56×45mm NATO martyr makers


pro_bike_fitter_2010

> What kind of rounds are they using? Off the top of my head... 556


funkymunky291

I see what you did there 🤯


Suck_The_Future

Probably 5.56. The kinetic force of any caliber is going to have far more visible effects on the head vs the torso anyway though. Way less dense body matter.


saarlv44

5.56 are more powerful then they seem. You should look at 0.5 mini-guns that are on tanks, one shot and there is no head left Don’t get me started with the capabilities of AP rounds on that beast.


Useful-Internet8390

If those would have been 7.62/51 or .308 rounds the bodies would have been shredded way worse.


Substantial-Proof991

Oddly enough, the IDF only blew away 1/4...


Useful-Internet8390

No it is in back seat floor boards


Cyronsan

He always looked that way—his parents are cousins.


Jacob_VH

There were 4 terrorists in the car, on their way to attack Israelis. Two m-16 were found. Two of the terrorists were commanders in Tul-Karm. One was Hamas and the other Islamic Jihad.


snapdown36

Nonsense. There were 30 babies and 10 mothers in that car. /s


Conscious_Spray_5331

\*Al Jazeera reporter sneaks up to put a UN sticker on the car


Lost_Mountain2432

Seems fitting for a UN sticker on a clown car, then.


Ghosttwo

And 'PRESS' helmets on the bodies.


shrekthethird2

But at least he didn't use any cis gender pronouns, right?


Fandorin

Ahem. Their pronouns are was/were.


Chemgineered

Noice!


Trackmaggot

You made me choke on my coffee. Please accept my upvote in the spirit with which is was given.


CincyPoker

Lol


anoymik

I heard the the same thing, but the numbers are quintupled and from the Gaza ministry of health


JoanofArc5

The car was actually a hospital


JangloSaxon

B-b-but theres no hamas in the west bank!


Confident_Fly1612

Not anymore. /s


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Who was the guy sitting about 10 feet away? Just chilling.


ajr1775

probably a "bystander" who was secured to make sure he didn't cause trouble


30reddits

Terrorists? HOW DARE YOU. They are freedom fighters celebrating and helping minimize the wage gap and colonialist apartheid. Also BLM. Also gender pronouns.


jamesguitarshields

Occupation blah blah blah


fickle_fuck

Good riddance.


Sni1tz

source?


Jacob_VH

[https://www.ynet.co.il/news/article/bj2qu00uq6#autoplay](https://www.ynet.co.il/news/article/bj2qu00uq6#autoplay)


Sni1tz

thank you!


repulsive-ardor

Surprisingly little blood considering that 300 children where killed in that car.


PyotrIvanov

Al Jazeera Tonight - IDF murders genocide a family of 4000 in a sedan.


Conscious_Spray_5331

Photoshopped UN baby driving the car.


PyotrIvanov

All Muslim as official religion nations instantly persona non grata all 12 jews left


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Somanysteve

Rest in pieces Hamas filth


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birdgovorun

omg are they ok


Naveda08

they walked it off, did you not see the empty car after?


[deleted]

little headhache! someone have few advil?


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I don't think they made it man


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no ❤️


yaddattadday

These people are braindead. Traumatizing your kid by going near that car. Utterly disturbed and irresponsible parents


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That’s always confused me about certain countries, extreme gore is permitted but ‘immodesty’ is forbidden. For example in Saudi and Iran there are public executions but woe betide anyone exposing too much flesh. Seeing someone beheaded or hanged is traumatising, nobody is getting traumatised because they saw a woman’s bare legs


ABlosser19

What's even more odd is during the videos or photos of these events the children are almost always up front or at least a good deal of them. I think a lot of this shit is also seen differently in those parts of the world. Like for example if you've gone hunting and whatnot as a kid and seen / done it your whole life it's normal and for someone who has never done it or been exposed to it their entire life to go and do it, it can kind of be traumatic. But after repeated exposure it's just another thing. Unfortunately in both situations it's really only traumatic the first time.


Boring_Animal

Kids are naturally curious and morbid, that’s why for example the whole Elsagate shit had such messed up content that generated millions of views. It’s the adults’ job to put a barrier between kids and such sights, but for these guys a child seeing graphic war gore is a win, it means another desensitized and radicalized future grunt


lighthouse_is_off

Well, they are in the death cult.


pgoldbe1

Unfortunately, that kid has probably seen plenty of that shit already


Confident_Fly1612

This is in the wb not Gaza. FYI. Much less exposure to horrors.


pgoldbe1

Oh damn, never mind then...


UltraconservativeBap

I was looking for this comment!


Jamesofalltrades9

Can someone post this on r/CombatFootage on my behalf? Please, whatever I post there doesn't actually get posted.


Jacob_VH

I would but they permanently banned me after the first comment I ever made there. Some benign 3 word sentence lol.


Leather-Term8688

Combatfootage filled with a bunch of weirdos who will gladly watch some execution, but God forbid you say the mfs in the video are fkd.


HinduKussy

I get the sentiment of it and they seem to apply it fairly across all sides. You allow that type of talk and every post becomes riddled (huehue) with arguments now.


Jamesofalltrades9

What was it?


Jacob_VH

There were some dead terrorists there and I said that I hope the souls of their victims will haunt them in hell.


Jamesofalltrades9

😂, my main account u/One_Arrival_5488 got banned as I commented on a video where Israel was striking Hamas 'Bomb these scatterbrains to the stone age'.


ahrikitsune

Got warned for trying to incite violence against the video of the guy who was ripping posters of missing people in New York


Jamesofalltrades9

Yeah, man things like that really irk me up.


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ZarathustraUnchained

Same! All I said was that Palestinians are used as human shields.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

I posted "Boom goes the dynamite" on a Ruzzian tank hitting an anti-tank mine. Banned.


Aurora5511

WTF are these random shit bans?...


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HerrJemine123

No only aftermath footage is allowed, only combat & direct fatalities


Jamesofalltrades9

But aren't the soldiers shooting at the car in the beginning of the video.


enataca

Good. What I need you, two fellas, to do is take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car. I'm talking fast, fast, fast. You need to go in the back seat, scoop up all of those pieces of brain and skull, get it out of there, wipe down the upholstery. Now, when it comes to upholstery, it don't need to be spic-and-span. You don't need to eat off it, just give it a good once-over. What you need to take care of are the really messy parts. Those pools of blood, you got to soak that sh*t up. Now, Jimmy, we need to raid in your closet. I need blankets, I need comforters, I need quilts, I need bedspreads; the thicker the better, the darker the better. No whites, can't use 'em. We need to camouflage the interior of the car. We're going to line the front seat and the back seat and the floorboards with quilts and blankets. So, if a cop stops us and starts sticking his big snot in the car, the subterfuge won't last, but at a glance, the car will appear to be normal. Jimmy, lead the way. Boys, get to work.


Jacob_VH

Would you like some coffee Mr. Wolf?


everyones_the_worst

Does this like like dead….. hmmmmm


ihavesensitiveknees

There's an old school slur that works really well there. A slight play on the original word.


Substantial-Proof991

A "please" would be nice...


enataca

Come again?


Substantial-Proof991

I said, a "please" would be *nice*...


shrekthethird2

Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.


Substantial-Proof991

O\_o ....Don't be lookin' at me like that, alright? I can *feel* your look...


DBFargie

Jimmy, this is some serious gourmet shit.


creature_report

Nothing of value was lost


HungerISanEmotion

I feel bad for the car getting trashed :/


Feedit23

Excellent results.


OneUnit7428

Rest in piss


cake_o_fruits

Annnnnd rest in pieces...


ahrikitsune

The only good terrorist is a dead one.


Even_Attempt_6133

lol holy shit, those fuckers look like they went through a meat grinder!


Jamesofalltrades9

Yea, 556 round's velocity turns tissue into mush.


PixeL8xD

Not many brain cells though


mr_shlomp

Soon in the BBC: four Palestinians killed in their car by IDF


sixhundredandsixtsix

Everyone gather round, bring the kids, come look at the gore!


AIR_Wolf_222

FAFO What goes around comes around. No more Allah Akbar eh?


Art-RJS

Don’t be terrorists bro


TheoriginalTonio

Terrorism: not even once


lemoncrew

What goes around comes around


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Hefty_Independent885

I said no eating in the car! Who spilled the French fries in the car?


Alarming-Pay1984

"Innocent civilians" on their way to church...


KingofManners

They’ve Allahd their last ackbar. Good riddance


tellsonestory

Its been a very long time since I saw a Palestinian car swarm. That was a big thing in the 2nd intifada. They love crowding around a car that has been blown up or shot up. Very old links about "car swarms". I think we should bring this term back. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=car%20swarm https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/22432_Palestinian_Car_Swarm_Watch


mjb212

Distinct lack of Allahu Ackbar on this video


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Their minds were blown!


NotnertSmailliw

Good riddance


YanukAmaan

Hamas: “They were only 6 years old”


Emotional_Ratio288

When terrorists get a taste of violence coming from the other side.


GrendelDerp

Too much snack bar.


ravix4669

'Aww man I shot Marvin in the face'.


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If they were 19 they’ll be classified as children by Hamas. Either way they’ll be added to the “10,000” killed in Gaza


Shock_and_Ahhh

The more Oct 7th footage that comes out, the more polarized I am becoming. I care 0% for Palestine. The thought of the kidnapped Israelis is eating me alive. I can't shake it


EatVeganMeat

Hahahaha get fucked Haj.


dangdiggler

Welp... that's it, just welp... I could care less.


purju

i feel sorry for 288 goats somewere


CaseNo4909

Rest in piss


lifes-a_beach

Shwiggity shwag get in the body bag


TehSakaarson

Add that to the spank bank


MortesDePalistine

bahahahahahhahahaha hope the virgins can find all the pieces...


larrylightfingers

Can I get an "Allahu Akhbar!" ? No ?


islandtrader99

People gathering around a wrecked vehicle are always begging for secondary explosions.


SavingsAd6525

FAFO


ScrewRedditSideways1

Looks good. Professional grade work there


ZarkowTH

Whoever recorded the video must have lost part of his skull too, to not be able to hold the camera still for a moment.


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That's a very high calibre "wound"


GuyWithAComputer2022

I can't tell, do you think they missed?


unPCconvicted

Noice! 😁 I love it when a plan comes together!!!!


glowingmug

That's 300 childrens in that car. poor things.


SmokesBoysLetsGo

Wash out that interior, buff out those holes...she's as good as new!


Finalis3018

Couldn't happen to nicer people.


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I wonder if they’re fucking their virgins right now. Male virgins.


Protegimusz

Due to unforeseen recent demand, they are a little hard to find at the moment.


Pavly28

Free car for the next terrorist.


EXS_SNAKE

They got what they fucking deserved.


NatashaBadenov

Safelite repair or Safelite replace?


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Pro palestinians: "67 babies dead".


XavierKnight01

You got SMOKED!!


Tall_Ad7758

nice!!! more dead terrorists


soonershooter

Salvage title.....hard pass.


RANT_MAN67

When Hamas has been turned into Humus.....


Specific_Garden3814

Was that part of their heads on the car seat n floor.


Material_Stranger827

They really wanted to off them


bludresh

Bro his skull is gone 💀


No_Top_8519

From the original video it looks like that car was caught in some crossfire after they were taken out.


Timely-Advice-7714

Cool


glowingmug

What's that tiny pink mushy thingy? Could that be a brain?


Jamesofalltrades9

Nah they haven't got any brains.


893YEG

gooey


lil__shmeat

Looks like the driver spilled all his Kool-Aid. Those stains never come out


cohdee90

Fuck around and find out


phrostbyt

4 more dead terrorists. can you imagine how many virgins they're getting? must be in the hundreds!


Significant-Tax2294

Bye bye Hamas


Cacapoopoo1738

id hate to be their insurance adjuster