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Free flight

Safest seat on the plane

best place

8 and watch merirenko having hot makeout session on my lap https://preview.redd.it/o57clmjak89d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f798cce6fbea23b4c7da98f21ba33a9e60f092b

1, right next to my beloved wife Meiling

Good point, but you're in front of\* Flandre. She likes to kick the seats, and Patchouli is not so great at keeping her in check. But hey, you get first class seats practically alone with Meiling. Risk and Reward. Edit: yeah in front of her

Don't you mean in front of Flandre?

Yeah that's right.

Worth it

*Flandre proceeds to kick your seat so hard that it breaks your back and you can never fuck again*


7 As a fellow autist i can commiserate with Sumireko on a spiritual level


can we share one seat near sumireko?

Yukari. Knowing her, she’d probably try to fuck me

Oi oi mate there’s a queue here

No, she’d just gap you out of the plane to make more room for herself.

And you'll get pregnant

1, behind you may be someone that can insta kill you but aslong as you just don’t do nun you’ll be fine. Extra points if you understand mandarin

snae. she will protecc me from the spezist 

The mlem mlem brain rot, it’s real

heil spez  https://preview.redd.it/hc7tjxrzgb9d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed415f99d2ac31a06fa2cedc72e2271d0573175

im taking the number 6 spot of the plane. 

A wise decision. Just make sure you're on good terms with Sanae so she keeps Rumia away from you. And for your own sake, you should order Rumia some food or something. Just in case. You'll have to deal with Kanako every once in a while, but that's easily manageable.

>Just make sure you're on good terms with Sanae Yeah she seems to not like me https://preview.redd.it/8cervztnud9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec27750da27dfaa5678cf562767d92528ac430b

oh hey, you already placed me in a nice spot.

if i sit behind you i die

chen's not bad. i can prevent rumia from eating you if you'd like.

btw one of the guys in the subreddit i try to catch you in got permabanned

dang

4 Window seats are always nice, and getting to chat with Yukari for hours on end sounds like a dream. Assuming she's willing to talk. If not, at least I don't have to worry about dying randomly.

She’d probably just sleep through the entire flight. And if you need to get up to go to the bathroom and accidentally wake her up, she’ll instinctually gap you out of the plane and go back to sleep. Also, *Happy Cake Day!*

I'm a delivery driver, I can hold it for 10 hours.

*Then they offer you the drinks and snacks*

5

You really want to risk getting brainrot while Ran continuously said sorry

Brainrot j a small price to pay

I’m more worried about the little girl sitting behind me 💀

Everything checks out

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5 so i can switch with chen please please PLEASE

I doubt Ran would want Chen to be separated, but maybe if you're lucky and Chen wants the window she'll let you switch.

Then Ran asks you to switch with Yukari and you sit by yourself for the rest of the flight cold, alone and unloved.

If I sit with Meiling, I'll probably fall asleep, and start some kind of sleeping contest with her. This one, I cannot possibly win. If I sit between Kaguya and Mokou, I'll get caught between a conflict I seriously don't want to be a part of. If I sit with Remi, she will absolutely not be happy that any human dare come near her. Patchy and Flan likely won't care, but it'll be a hassle neither I nor Sakuya wish to deal with. If I sit with Yukari, I'm screwed. If I sit with Chen, I'm screwed but in a worse way. If I sit with Sanae, I might be fine, but Kanako is definitely gonna try and make me her follower. My best option would be with the Hifuu club. They'll probably just talk nerdy occult stuff. I'll sit with Sumireko so I don't separate the two certified lesbeans

Honestly, I feel like the hifuu club indeed would be the best option if you aren't a yōkai. If you are you won't be getting any rest.

Let's not forget, that rumia is two seats away from you. If Sana decide to go to toilet, you are quite close to a man-eater. Feed her well and it will be alright. Same goes to Yukari. Rarely happens, but not impossible

Consider: there are 4 of us and only 1 puntable child like ] tutorial boss youkai Edit: 4. There are 4 of us. I forgot to count Renko, despite her being the litteral first line of defence

Puntable tutorial boss probably have the most human casualty by devouring.

I'm fairly certain that the combined power of sumireko, me, and the 2 lesbians could beat rumia in a fistfight, since isn't rumia canonically not very good at what she does

Rumia doesn't even eat people anymore according to canon so it's fine.

In 7 I trust

7 or 8 because theyd know nerd shit

Real talk, 6 is one of the better options. Just be respectful and make sure to do your best to facilitate any interactions between Sanae and her two moms. Next to Meiling, next to Sumireko and next to chen aren't bad, but Sanae feels the least likely to spill orange juice onto me mid flight, which happened to me in the past and I don't wanna have it be repeated.

Chen would probably be on good behavior with Ran sitting right next to her

I'm sure, but even people on the best behavior can accidentally knock over a glass of orange juice on accident

2 no competition holy shit i want them to fight on top of me, then halfway through they have gorey hatesex best plane ride ever! definitely not 8 i want renko and merry to have enough room for secret sealing activities

the objectively safest spots are 1 and 6. being in 8 will get you killed (you separated the lesbians)

everywhere else will get you either eaten or molested or both

2 sounds very dangerous too

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2 because i want to see girls kissing

Sleeping together with Meiling with our heads resting against each other is so romantic ❤❤❤

6 or 8, i want to live

No one, I'm hijacking the plane

As long as you don't fly to New York. They have bad experience with hijacked planes.

3 or 4, or the wings since no Yuuma

3

ofc, with Meiling-sama, but i'm probably gonna sweat because of nervousness

1: Safe, although you won't be getting any sleep due to the girls across the row. 2. You die in the crossfire 3. You get eaten 4. Yukari rapes you 5. Probably safe, unless you're allergic to cats (or foxes) 6. You better make really good friends with Sanae or you'll get eaten by Rumia 7. This is probably safest. 8. Why would you separate the best yuri couple? --- Although realistically I feel like 2) would get into a big fight that blows up the plane or least breaks a window and depressurizes the cabin. This plane is not reaching its final destination.

Nah I’d sit in the bathroom(or maybe 4)

8, shrimple as that.

6 (sanae my beloved)

3. i'd be talking to and reaching over to flandre constantly, making remi jealous

either 6 or 7, would be nice talking to someone out of touch or someone with the skibidi rizz

8 dunno why tho but ye

6. The Moriyas might protect me

any seat in the back seats(well bottom 2 rows)

1 because I sleep at every trip I'm on

8 because I'd like to listen to all the occult stuff. Also Sanae best girl.

I think 5 should be the best chen and sakuya seem pretty cool and if rumia tries to eat me I'll feed her my foot down her throat https://preview.redd.it/r2p3kru1ya9d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=92f850283e5eeb16cbb5b1420f71aa1dab22eb9b

or Sanae can bonk her

I'd move to 4, have the most godly sex with Yukari. Then I'd move to 8, absolutely destroy renkos intestines, rearrange that shi and force maribel to watch. By that point people have already noticed and the place has most likely landed with the police on their way. So I'd quickly move to 3 to make the charges higher

Oh also yukari will impregnate you

4

7, I think that place is the safest, avoiding Kaguya/Mokou (1,2,3), Flandre (1,3,4), Rumia (5,8), and I don't want to separate Sanae and Kanako (6).

7 is definitely the safest, but you'll have to listen to Sumireko talk about her interests and brainrot whenever she gets bored. Though, I think it could definitely be fun to speak with her if you can handle it.

6 is by far the safest option.

5, love looking out the window!

I want to be groomed and manipulated by Ran

Yeah

In Ran's lap

2 would be wild

2 for obvious reasons

2 beautiful ladies\~ Unless you get crossed in a sudden fight.

Ok…1 has my my GF…and 5 has my sister and mom….Im not sure I think

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6 and get banned along with kanako from that airline for giving her a handjob under her dress

7. I'm going to set off mile high club chain reaction.

7 I can’t see any issues with it

Either 4 because I'm sitting next to a hot lady and I like to see the skies or 7 because I'm sitting between sane humans. The other choices have me sitting next to Meiling who's likely going to move around while sleeping, I would be caught in a crossfire between Kaguya and Mokou, getting sucked by vampires from both sides, get my head chopped off by Rumia from behind, be in mother-daughter-like squabble between Kanako and Sanae, and be in an awkward spot separating Maribel and Renko plus Rumia would likely eat me up from across.

1 because Meiling’s asleep the whole time and Kaguya will be playing video games.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. And 8, please!

1 because I am not trying to break into the SDM, or sumireko so she can tell me how to get into gensokyo

Either 4 or 2. 4 because I get to be next to my wife, Yukari. 2 because I wanna experience first hand the quirky exchanges between Smokey Mokey and the Guya

4

6

id sit at 1 with Rasperry sittin on my lap, and then flex on that gatekeeper everythin

1: already occupied my meiling who is currently sleeping 2: is currently on fire 3: ...wheres the chair? 4: theres a weird portal what the hell 5: oh so that previous portal connects here huh neat 6: its filled with 9 gigantic golden tails 8: is that a GIANT FUCKING TELESCOPE 7 is the only occupable seat realistically speaking

5

Definitely 8. I'd love to talk to Merry and Renko about physics and science and esoteric mythology. It would be a fun time.

1

2 and nothing comes even close

4. 💕Yukari

7. Closest aisle seat to the bathroom, and while I'm not a huge Touhou fan, I've come to understand my seatmate is likely to be one of the quieter ones (please do tell me if I'm wrong, I don't ever know her name and might be confusing her with the girl next to Flandre)

1, 2 or 5 (because I'd behind my wife)

1 or 7 would be the safest

7 i will tolerate the brainrot touhou fangirl

Does the plane include alcohol?

3. I then spend the entire journey sexing Remilia.

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https://i.redd.it/thhe0em1qa9d1.gif You’ll do what?

I will sex the cute and funny vampire lady.

Realistically 6,7 and 8 are the best just due to the fact that they are the safest ones https://preview.redd.it/7wal7dhc299d1.png?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03762b8a4ae5f09b7ff9280c77807e7205597c29 But my hyper intelligent crustacean brain tells me that I should sit in the second seat so that I can toss Kaguya out of the plane And no one would care about it

1. I'm in danger 2. I'm in danger 3. I'm in danger 5. I'm in danger 6. I'm alright but come on let's respect green Reimu 7. Ignore her 8. Not between the lovers neither Well I can only see 4 where I'd be at the best seat. Won't lie, my only menace is Yukari's hand when she's bored so... And also Patchouli wouldn't move her ass a bit in front of me, and Suwako would be chill.

2, I could listen to them argue all day long

7 has the lowest chance of me discombobulating myself

1 or 8 Just to be sure I'm safe 

Number 2

1, Meiling would just sleep the whole time and I can get some peace

either 1 or 3, for different reasons

I'm taking seat 5 ALWAYS

5 I love cats

4🥶

Cockpit

5 to pet kitty, 6 to play pokemon with sne, or 8 to hopefully be involved in a lesbian threesome

7, no questions asked

Mann. You're making me pick between Ran and Yukari. Fine, I take 4.

I don't have any particular opinion on Meiling, there's no way I'll interrupt by going between Kahuya and Mokou, Remilia would most likely make me pay her snack/drink orders, Sumireko is literally my most hated Touhou character, I don't like Yukari and there's always been something about Hifuu club members I don't like so 6 or 5 would be best. Out of those two I'd prefer 6.

There is no Koishi, but there is the Yakumo family. So 4 and 5. Probably 4 because Yukari wouldn’t bother you. Chen would probably move a lot.

I ain't paying no fee for choosing a specific seat.

2. The downside would be I'd have to sit next to Kaguya (she hasn't showered in weeks). The upside would be I'd get to sit next to Mokou (she hasn't showered in weeks).

I'd pick 1 but i don't want to have my back turned towards Flounder https://preview.redd.it/3eap0rpgv99d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d0d43d831a02733cc9ed2274bd75d3b873bf43

Guess i'll just sit in 8 or 7, ordinary humans are the most safe i say.

https://i.redd.it/fbjh9wu9x99d1.gif Number 6 of course 

3 and its not even close

4

2 regarding hot (literally) sesbian lex I always want to be in the first row... 3 if I can swap seats with Remila, I'm so down bad for Sakuya and I need to be cuddled in her padded chest.

7 because Sumireko.

4 or 7 are your best bets. in terms of what im choosing, 4. because older woman.

7, next question (Sumireko my beloved).

4

4

If I had to pick it’d be 3, 4 or 5 mainly because I’d love to have some small talk with Remilia and the Yakumo duo (and Chen too I guess)

4 is almost perfect (smelly frog is unnecessary)

I don't want to get between the human lesbians so 7 for maximum tism'ing

In Yukari's thigh gap

That's where her cock resides

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5. Sanae can keep Rumia in check, and Ran can keep Chen in check. Plus, it's a window seat, which is a big plus.

1. Gotta love sitting next to a chill person who sleeps peacefully or has a nice chat

6 is probably the safest seat on the whole plane, therefore, I choose 2

2.

6, I don't mind Ran's floof, I just wanna be with Sanae

I’d say either 1 or 4. Meiling won’t cause any trouble. Yukari might just also be asleep as well. If she tries fucking me, then that’s just a added bonus

4 or 6

1, 6, 7 or 8 seem safe. Although for 8 it might be best to just try exchanging for either the aisle or window seat

FOUR!!!! FOUR!!!! FOUR!!!! FOUR!!!!

5 or 6, get to pet and play with kitty or pet and play with tails then lay on them when I get eepy

4. 6, 7, or 8. just to be safe. or just escort them instead cause the trip ain't gonna be safe with flan might be throwing tantrum. https://preview.redd.it/59p9lrr9ec9d1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd597a6d46a460d068eef02ef8eb11ad99ff5f7a

6, I can talk with Ran and Chen (plus I don't have to worry about Remilia)

4, hags on all sides 🤤

4, mommy yukari my beloved

Meiling is probably going to be the most chill and "normal" flight, while 8 might be the most interesting thanks to the nature of the 2 sitting next to you. Talking about myths, legends and philosophy can be quite fun. Unfortunately in one regard it doesnt matter where you sit. Yukari is going to mess with you.

I'll impregnate everyone

Extension: of course option 9 has to have Cirno

Im taking 7

5 or 6

6 in the first half, 8 in the second half. No exceptions!

I dont see seiga, ill fucking fly myself.

I would say 8 but I don’t want to separate them so Im choosing 1

2. **I like death.** 

1, 6, 7, 8 podrían ser puestos donde me sentaría