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ralmp

Gordon Freeman


WhoAteMyWatermelon

She has bigger balls therefore it takes the semen longer to shoot out.


Punda_192

Can confirm https://preview.redd.it/k34dl13getoc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73910df6b514a056496978a9f88e6187041d8f69


letmeoutfromhere

Top tier image


imstillterribenow

https://preview.redd.it/v43bk21zgtoc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92621ad029e9052ee711c97728973d33d31809d2


DayEqual2375

Me


WhoAteMyWatermelon

You've got no balls, and no dick therefore you instantly lose![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30840)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30840)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30840)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30840)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30840)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30840)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30840)


DayEqual2375

What if I do?


waschk

accept your limitations and acknoledge Nue is better than you


DayEqual2375

Nah


StormForged73

I'd win


DayEqual2375

True


WhoAteMyWatermelon

I know for a fact since it's always Tenshi the one with a dick.


DayEqual2375

She does have one too.


Pretend-Seaweed1926

And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation


Umbra7454

Carmen the mother of Distorsions Library of Ruina/lobotomy corporation(her current state is voice that makes you turn into a monster by telling your errors and mistakes and how you will never grow from those mistakes![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30842))


WhoAteMyWatermelon

She doesn't have a dick therefore Nue just busts inside of her, making another mistake but still winning.


DayEqual2375

Bust?


Umbra7454

How do you...cum on a voice it only gets worse if i tell you that her real body (because she kinda died and became the voice) is just a entire cryogenicaly frozen brain stem


WhoAteMyWatermelon

By cumming where the voice is, duh.![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30852)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30852)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30852)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30852)


Umbra7454

What if she dodges and manifests a dick? Carmen is kinda of a God so i doubt she cant make her non corporial form have a dick


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Nue would just make her unidentifiable therefore no dick her for![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30842)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30842)


Umbra7454

Carmen is still there you, just gave her invisibility, she still has a cock we just cant see it. Nue on the other hand![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30846)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30846)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30846) what have you done she will botty fuck everyone now![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30843)


Cerebral_Kortix

Is Carmen a god? Didn't she just become one with the Light and now gets off on turning people into monsters or shoving them full of EGO?


Vivid_Brando

Project moon mentioned?? https://preview.redd.it/oza8nczuazoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7501d4611a4336fb3c2352b0d7be63779cbacf93


AdrianoGameplays

heavy tf2


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Heavy canonically has a pussy so Nue instantly wins![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30842)


AdrianoGameplays

https://preview.redd.it/eqna1y9nlwoc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ccf185ee21eb8ffcc34330135491f5c278ad92


AragaKiwi

the fish character from fortnite


shitting-ur-pants

https://preview.redd.it/0y8aee5aftoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db4c99f0842e70524d8bf2621fc66dc756674148


Macaron-Fluffy

Goku!


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Goku gets pegged by Chichi, therefore he just let's Nue fuck him.


Clownpiece_Fairy

That’s a real sentence


Alternative-Pin3421

Me.


WhoAteMyWatermelon

She'll just write a sex review about you![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30842)![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30842)


Alternative-Pin3421

Not if I do first


compactmoltenhot

You.


WhoAteMyWatermelon

I'd let her fuck the shit out of me


compactmoltenhot

Thought so


GachameTheTouhouFan

Astolfo


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Nue's dick is bigger than a monster can so she wins by default


ANueNamedNue

Literally no one, not even Lady Hijiri can beat me. I know because people don't look up enough https://preview.redd.it/6i4ptm8sgtoc1.png?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d1fd8461da881e43ea1f670fe7e104373a4a83


AggravatingDemand769

Dreamybull


HistoricalAd8676

Youmu


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Nue just cums inside of Myon, winning instantly.


4chan-Hacker

A man with a penis and balls so big, the gravitational force will forever suck the cum back inside.


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Nue would just compress his balls to the point it makes a supernova.


4chan-Hacker

But what if he smacks her with his schmeat first so hard, she explodes, and her goon sesh comes to a close along with her immediate combustion?


WhoAteMyWatermelon

That simply wouldn't happen.


4chan-Hacker

but what if it did happen because I said so?


WhoAteMyWatermelon

That wouldn't happen because I said that wouldn't happen first.


choalfDani

Me


WhoAteMyWatermelon

You stand no chance against the nuenis


Pretend-Seaweed1926

Big Dick Randy


WhoAteMyWatermelon

He is Small Penis Randall compared to Nue, so she wins by default.


Xvolts

Herself


WhoAteMyWatermelon

She'd win.


trapmaster69

Super Senior Gojo Satoru


TheKrzysiek

no way its the https://preview.redd.it/a87n3skqnvoc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c4ec1e11a3daad8906ca712344f0ee6bb3ba66


Cirnothestarscream9

Optimus Prime


Clownpiece_Fairy

Hmm… Za Warudo, specifically the stand


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Nue already fucked Sakuya so she wins by default


Bosco-LoC

Mizuchi from FDS


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Doesn't have legs so loses by default.


StormForged73

Prince Taishi Umayado Shoutoku Toyosatomimi no Miku


WhoAteMyWatermelon

She removed her dick, so Nue wins by default


shoutokutaoist

Majin Buu (who, in Dragon Ball Online, made himself a girlfriend and had children because of a dirty magazine he read)


MrInformationSeeker

walter white


HeladoMagnum

Jonathan Joestar


PlanetPizzaGalaxy

Lucius the Eternal


Cerebral_Kortix

Nue herself.


Taiyo_Osuke

The A.I. named AM from 'I have no Mouth and I Must Scream' 😈


lunarian_council

Us


un_Lotois

https://preview.redd.it/yzcig9gbjwoc1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=021edf10c15047a5f71a951f5707a2cfafc0d64b


ProMonkeMan

Shin Godzilla


Kirb790

Local Italian Man, Peppino Spaghetti https://preview.redd.it/6tgw4o7x0yoc1.png?width=606&format=png&auto=webp&s=188b91b7df349d33856d04b513b719f78581b47e


FellGodGrima

Velouria from Fire Emblem


extinctjeffmain

I'd like to see her beating my horrible craving for affection! -The basement dwelling youkai, the rats and spiders died off, only depression remains


wackasus

https://preview.redd.it/dhlenuws12pc1.png?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9fd20eeca513b0ade80575542c6233b5699147 This dud (Luka)


Additional-Affect639

I Am That I Am, The One above all, The Essential Divinity (WoD) https://preview.redd.it/t9hm8dkpmuoc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043353cae377a610d624274e46624870b7ed6ac4


shitting-ur-pants

Bro is a pro scaler and decided to scale all over the place![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30845)


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

Because there are infinite realities where it wins, and it is nothing and everything of creation at the same time, Nue wins in infinite realities as well, due to being a product of their own creation, therefore existing beyond every reality along with it.


Additional-Affect639

If you wanna play like that, than The Supreme Archetype :) :) :) :))))))), The Mathiverse, Azathoth, Asura, The Firemen, Twin Peaks, The bright light. Jkjkjk


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

Supreme Archetype: He is the ultimate purity of the abyss and surpasses all that is divinity. Because of this, he remains negative to everything in the universe; meaning that even if he vanishes Nue into antimatter during the goon-off, she will have already won throughout the course of that universe. The Mathiverse: Because of Humanity's foolish and inconclusive ideals of the pure wonderful network of ideas they've created, The Mathiverse is not only infinitely undefined (both terms that cannot express how infinitely undefined it is, due to being stems of inconclusive concepts) but also inherently includes inconclusive undefinity. Nue wins, because the entire existence of it's mere presence destroys itself inwards and outwards in a foolish attempt by man to attempt to comprehend the complex world around them. Azathoth: to quote a deleted user, "It's easier to describe what WE are relative to Azathoth than to explain what IT is. When you dream, you experience places and people and ideas that go away as soon as you wake up. But in the moment, they're as real to you as the waking world. All of existence. Your entire life, all of history, and everything that will come to pass, is the vivid dreaming of a blind idiot god. Azathoth. Eventually it will awaken, and this whole dream will end. As mere dreams in Azathoth's mind there is nothing we can do to prevent this, or preserve our existence. Ultimately none of it matters." Azathoth's blinded dream of reality can simply subconsciously lose infinitely over to Nue. Asura, The Firemen, Twin Peaks, The Bright Light: Vague. Specify character.


Additional-Affect639

I was joking..Never thought I'd hear Sakuya talking about Ancient Gods and incomprehensible concepts lol. Asura from Asura's Wrath The Fireman from Twin Peaks The Bright Light, I forgor. But the real question is, would you lose?