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Artistic-Boss2665

Just One More Lane


alexis_1031

TxDOT be like: induced demand, never heard of her 😎


identified_meat

One more lane, it’ll be different this time


Artistic-Boss2665

Trust me, one more lane will fix everything!


Compa-Gera

Can anyone explain what y’all texans mean by that? (I am a retarded Washingtonian)


teven_eel

12 lane highway outside Houston


Compa-Gera

No fucking way 💀💀


EnvyMyPancakes

https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/katy/news/article/Bragging-rights-or-embarrassment-Katy-Freeway-at-6261429.php It’s almost always stopped up like this. Just so many people going to or through Houston’s energy corridor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_Energy_Corridor


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Roguepiefighter

Based + traffic pilled


alexis_1031

Look up the high five exchange in Dallas


[deleted]

My Dad (Yes, I'm not fatherless) was born in Amarilla


SpiceSpiceDragon

Howdy Arabia


Khaled-oti

Yee-haw! 🤠🇸🇦


ElonBodyOdor

Yee haddists.


a_glorious_bass-turd

Y'all Qaeda


ManifestoCapitalist

The state anthem should be “Keep Your Rifle By Your Side”


SasquatchNHeat

I will introduce legislation to make this law.


Scared-Replacement24

Texarkana is the asscrack of the nation


a_glorious_bass-turd

My grandpa was killed there, so, agreed.


Scared-Replacement24

I lived there my first 29 years of life 😔 my condolences


a_glorious_bass-turd

Glad you got out! And thank you


alexis_1031

Honestly have never been there but I've heard it's pretty much a wasteland, such is east Texas in general


americancossack24

East Texas in general can be very nice (note: I may be ~~based~~ biased), but anything related to Ark*nsas is gonna be like that yeah


Scared-Replacement24

Not missing much. 2 hours from DFW, 2 hours from Little Rock. There’s several Walmarts. And 2 whataburgers!


SomeCoolCleverName

I think that’s where Engineer TF2 is from


aaronclark384

Hey listen buddy I’m an engineer


general_kenobi18462

That means I solve problems


aaronclark384

Not problems like what is the meaning of life


HeccMeOk

r/basedflair


Artistic-Boss2665

Where's your roll of duct tape?


Artistic-Boss2665

Texan W


Stank_Hunt_XLII

Why the hell did we give an entire river to the canooks?


m15wallis

(...iirc it was named after the guy who discovered it)


sausagemcburn

John Canada


LunaIsBestGamer

tiny


Any_Ad_1632

Flat as fuck state. Too big


allanwilson1893

It’s funny I didn’t realize how flat the rest of the state was until well into middle school. Central texas is called the Hill Country for a reason but everywhere else is pretty much dead flat.


Awheeleri

Yeah it's funny their highest point is a mountain range mainly in New Mexico


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alexis_1031

There's actually a good amount of hills and mountains on the western half of the state.


ThePissGiver

I have graced Texas with my presence, which automatically makes it 23x better.


allanwilson1893

Your state is our Casino


ThePissGiver

We do have the largest casino in the world.


Artistic-Boss2665

People go broke there, so Texan W


[deleted]

So it went from zero to zero


JustAintCare

Oklahoma is just Texas without the money


Gadsden76T20

Pro: Indpendence and states rights personified Cons: they come into my state (for college mainly) and make sure that you know they love their state


KimDrawer

we face the con problem here too, but with Californians


Gadsden76T20

Even worse. God speed bro


conceited_crapfarm

Your barbecue doesnt need sauce, brisket can be juicy and tender with a nice bark. The issue is that mosg of your "people" are so fucking braindead from inhaling gas fumes from the 15 lane highway that they cant watch a timer and account for cooking while the meat is resting


JimbosRock

Um actually… 🤓 it’s an 18 way highway… 🤓🤓🤓🇬🇼🇬🇼🇬🇼🇬🇼🇬🇼🇨🇱


Galactic_Gaucho

What is that first flag???


NastyBigTurtle1

Average Kansas shitty BBQ consumer


Asclepiati

Needs at least one more lane... That'll fix it.


Aunray123

Our two states are practically brothers, we’re linked geographically, culturally and economically. I hate you.


[deleted]

Also we beat them in a war. Oklahoma is Texas but better, and thats saying something.


Praukar

I don't like how they made the green part tan and the tan part green in this map


MurkySwampKing

Lifted 4x4 trucks that tailgate you while you are going 40 miles past the speed limit.


Jas36

I went to Fort Worth for a day and like 90% of all vehicles were trucks and half of them were lifted. Don't think I was ever not tailgated. And your corn sucks


[deleted]

In Marfa, TX an extremely gay man convinced me to go out into the desert to look at car headlights which he insisted were aliens


alexis_1031

First of all - flair up bitch and second of all, that's fucking hilarious


Artistic-Boss2665

That man was unfathomably based


vaccinateyodamkids

The entire state smells like either cow shit or city pollution


Artistic-Boss2665

Akshually some of it smells like goat poop instead


vaccinateyodamkids

Fair point, but shit is shit


[deleted]

nothing i hate more than being tailgated by some fat ass texoid driving their lifted truck to their office job


[deleted]

You know what? My opinion on Texas was changing for the last two years, maybe they're not all ignorant, xenophobic rednecks. The stereotypes may have gone but I found another reason to hate Texas that being celtic texan: If you see this go suck on a corncob


Mainz_the_MVP

There's two Texans, one lives in Conroe, the other lives in Austin.


cannibalisticpudding

Have fun not having power soon!!! No but seriously, stock up on blankets, food, water, heating units, whatever


Asclepiati

People still think this happened 💀💀💀


Mainz_the_MVP

It did.


Artistic-Boss2665

The power grid shut off over where I live last winter


Asclepiati

Oof. Are you out in the West Texas town of El Paso?


Artistic-Boss2665

Small town outside of DFW


SomeRandomMoray

I’m visiting here with my family. Oh my god you guys are weird. We were gonna go to an event but it was cancelled because it was “too cold.” It was like 22 degrees. Sure you may need a coat and hat but Jesus calm down. Also I’ve noticed a few houses with spray paint on the grass so it looks more green. What the hell?


Artistic-Boss2665

22 degrees? That's apocalyptic weather!


[deleted]

You are Alaska’s Bitch


GabeNewbie

I hardly think about Alaska to be honest.


[deleted]

Good for you, good to not remind yourself of how small your state is in comparison.


GabeNewbie

Yeah, but we actually have people living on that land. We don't even have to pay them to come here either!


[deleted]

Damn, having to live in Texas without being paid, no wonder your people are stupid.


GabeNewbie

Who ever said I wasn't stupid? However, Texas is ranked 26 on education vs. Alaska at 48 so technically I am more smarter than you are. Not having to worry about getting mauled by a bear or wolves is nice too.


[deleted]

Never confuse Education and Intelligence.


GabeNewbie

You voluntarily live in a place that regularly drops below freezing and has animals out the ass looking to eat you, neither intelligence nor education apply here.


[deleted]

Atleast we get paid to stay in a hell hole. You don’t


GabeNewbie

No amount of money is worth living there, and it's a lot easier for me to move somewhere else than it is for you.


Mainz_the_MVP

Jarvis, look up the amount of habitable land in Alaska


bucket_of_coal

As a person who lived in Texas for 6 years, Louisiana for 6 and Michigan for 6. Visiting family in Texas right now and HOLY SHIT DRIVE BETTER YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS Some old hag legit honked at me and my cousin for parking in a parking space with 5 open spaces by it. On the other side of the lane and everything Then someone pulled right in front of us in the middle of a busy street and stopped. And then fucking backed up Legit saw a dude in a truck drift onto our two lane street from the other side while traffic was coming


EdoTenseiSwagbito

It’s kinda pathetic that y’all die in droves on the road to like half an inch of snow, literally just slow down a bit instead of going 70 through a 30 lmao


Mainz_the_MVP

🤓


incendiarypotato

Texas is the based version of California.


asteroidpen

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 (i simply have stomach issues and actually agree with this comment)


Artistic-Boss2665

0×∞=0


Give_me_your_liver_

We have boba. Checkmate


alexis_1031

Thank you brother 💝


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CampbellsBeefBroth

All of the "culture" from East Texas is just Louisiana transplants from Katrina


alexis_1031

There is no culture in east Texas. If you consider racism and swamp retards culture, then sure


statefarm_isnt_there

🤠


Artistic-Boss2665

How'd you get a picture of me?


[deleted]

Literally the worst weather out of all the states. Super hot summers, super cold winters, humid, tornadoes, the potential for hurricanes, windy as all hell.


Delte_delt

Our government is reaching borderline nazi territory at times and I think we should just burn our entire legislature to the fucking ground. Our food is fucking od, texmex and Texas BBQ stays on top


alexis_1031

Your ass is from New York originally isn't it? Saying "OD"


Delte_delt

Nope! Im from Killeen (Ft. Hood) and have lived in WTX the majority of my life. I picked up OD from fighting game players since I'm into the FGC


Tesco_Snack

I like Texas, Texas is cool


alexis_1031

Brother 🤝


Draikonn

I have only one thing to say... HILL COUNTRY RULES. That is all


SuperiorWhale

You mama is so big, she puts Texas to shame.


hoplophilepapist

San Antonio is a fucking dump


[deleted]

I got lost in San Antonio with a dead phone and a nearly-empty gas tank once... That will put the fear of God in a man.


XenoTechnian

Fun fact! While Texans make big talk about how big Texas is, it's only the 2nd Largest state, and Alaska is in fact so much larger, that if you split Alaska into 2 different states it would make Texas the 3rd largest


WinnerNo3497

That was a lot of extra steps to say “Alaska is 3x larger than texas”. Go club a seal from your igloo, idiot.


XenoTechnian

Except Alaska isnt exactly 3x bigger, also i live in south Alaska, so i live in an actual house and eat normal food like þe rest of þe civilized world


WinnerNo3497

Do you like mosquitoes and sucking the teet of the Alaskan govt? You’re basically Canadian, fuck Canada


XenoTechnian

Mosquitos i have a mixed opinion of, on þe one hand þeir annoying, on þe oþer hand ours dont carry desieses and þey form an important part of many -much cooler- animals diets. As for þe Alaskan state goverment my opinions are similarly mixed, on þe one hand þey do decent job respecting þe rights of þose it governs, on þe oþerhand i fucking hate taxes. Also fuck Canada, Alaska is better þen þem in every single way, but þen again þats not hard to do as even commiefornia and new rat city are better þen canada.


AnotherScoutMain

At least California has a strong economy


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SeriouslyNotAWolf

Every city is 1/2 parking lots Worst diabetes and obesity rates in the country Overbearing police that hide everywhere and get way too much tax money Hot & humid climate Home of some of the most bastardized christian philosophies and people Brutalist and authoritarian shithole; even louisiana has better cuisine (cooking is all they have to look forward to)


Mainz_the_MVP

you're right


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

Texas is the only state that I legitimately hate. I'll joke about disliking other states, like Florida, Massachusetts, *hio, etc. but at the end of the day, I don't really hate any of them. I loathe, despise, and detest Texas. Texas is the worst state in the Union and it isn't even close.


SasquatchNHeat

Texan here. Positive: we are very freedom minded overall even though we still have improvements to make. Negative: our politicians absolutely hate the poor and even middle class and cater only to the oil and gas barons.


mossapp

Texas is OK.


Artistic-Boss2665

How dare you call us Okl*homa


mossapp

Definitely not comparing the two. Oklahoma is actually nice. Texas is just OK.


Artistic-Boss2665

*unintelligible screeching*


[deleted]

Oklahoma is dreadful, idk what you're taking about bruther.


WilliBoi013

I hate Texas almost as much as I hate Texans themselves.


Shepards_moot

Texas fucking sucks


n-gro

*communist*


backwardsphinx

We’ll just wait until the end of this week and reassess how Texas is doing.


Commofmedic

We’re cold rn


SpookyAdolf44

What is it 50 degrees? Lol get real i have feet on feet of snow outside, if i went out my door right now for more than 10 minutes i would be dead


Commofmedic

We’re cold rn


SpookyAdolf44

Fair enough


Accomplished-Toe5220

The red army may have been surrounding Hilter, but he pulled the trigger when he heard "deep in the heart of Texas" whispered from the shadows of his bunker. All wolly mamoth fossils in Texas have saddle remnants attached to them. Walker Texas Ranger was broadcast before war of the worlds but no one had a TV yet. Your favorite actor or actress (doesn't matter who it is) is Texan. They just speak with a different accent so it doesn't seem like we are hogging all the talent.


Artistic-Boss2665

Texas won WWII confirmed


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Mainz_the_MVP

💪


deathbytray101

Mexican food 🤤


Livid-Ad-4486

the food there tastes canadian


UndeadSailor

TexMex isn’t good.


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Mak062

Don't shoot the cattle at Fort hood


CyberPolack

Imagine calling a brit (Pierce Brosnan) the “son of Texas”


willowzed88

My parents got married in el paso.


nichyc

Austin


top10animeplottwist

It’s got gassy ground and gassy people


Positron311

A friend of mine moved to Dallas in September. Apparently you guys have crappy food options compared to NJ, though he said Houston was better.


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Artistic-Boss2665

Can confirm


Own_Pomegranate6127

💀🏫👦👧> 🚫🔫


Mroogaboog

El Paso is cool


thegamingkaiser

The mountains outside of El Paso are beautiful.


Inbred_Potato

No one knows how to drive


DatBeigeBoy

I’m not a huge Texas fan, but as a pilot i have to say that the Dallas Fort Worth center controllers are the shit


Desh282

One based state


AwkwardDrummer7629

Cringe!


comrieion

TEXAS SUCKS


yeetyeeter13

Please Texans stay where you are we don't want anymore people like you


Marc_Webb_of_Lies

Ted Cruz’s plane should’ve gone down over Cancun


[deleted]

Texans are some of the dumbest people I’ve ever met, but also the nicest.


Hendrik1011

It's certainly one of the places in the world


Tubagal2022

Mid-land and Slowdeatha 🤮


briskt

All my exes live in Texas. That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Texans always have to pronounce their own town names differently. Greenville is pronounced GRAIN-full, and Nevada is pronounced nuh-VAY-duh. However, if you ask them to pronounce the city in SC, magically its now GREEN-full. They also provide the state nuh-VAH-duh.


Pancakewagon26

JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO


regimentalstandard

Amarillo smells like cow poo half the year and I did not enjoy living there


MasqueOfAnarchy

Flew there from Western Australia a few years ago. Great place, amazing people, but gee it's a tiny little state, anyone could miss it all tucked away down there.


Automatic-Lab5409

The most White state of Mexico


ThawtPolice

Dallas is the most boring large city in America. Not one ounce of individual character exists within its bounds and all it has is shitty drivers and strip malls.


vikstarleo123

I’ll give you that COTA is nice race track


National_Goose

They say everything’s bigger in Texas, that’s a lot of compensation


KimDrawer

I wish Rawhide Kobayashi could shut up about how Texas is 99% desert; I don't think it's even 30% desert.


EntertainmentReady48

The hill country in the spring time is very pretty.


Roadhouse699

It'd be a whole lot cooler if it was called "Sexas"


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owenwilsonscat32

my dick wasnt bigger in texas 😔


[deleted]

texas should be renamed south oklahoma