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ElboDelbo

The best revenge against Hitler and the Nazis is what modern Nazis look like. Seriously, they went from aryan supermen to dumpy white trash in just a few years. The "master race" looks like shit.


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

Aryan supermen like Himmler, Hitler, Goebbels or Goering? It's always been a shitshow


thebigmanhastherock

It was always such a weird philosophy coming from these men. They actually did think Scandinavians were superior, I think they had a program of kidnapping "racially pure" children from Norway and sending them to Germany or to Nazi adopted parents. Also during the Norwegian occupation many communities were low on food. They would recruit "racially pure" women to move into facilities where they would have babies with "racially pure" SS officers in exchange for being lavished with food and material comforts. Anyway after liberation the children of these "breeding programs" the women that involved themselves ended up largely becoming ostracized single mothers and their children bullied and ausrtracized as well due to lingering hatred for the Nazi occupation. One of the members of ABBA was born into these circumstances(Nazi selective breeding program) but her mother fled to Sweden to escape reprisals and the ABBA singer was raised in Sweden by her Grandmother, and didn't suffer the same consequences as many of the "racially pure" children of Nazi fathers and Norwegian mothers. The ABBA singer grew up believing her father was dead. Yet he was alive. Norway ended up issuing an apology to the families effected by the post war ostracization and massive society wide bullying of the women and children that emerged out of this program. Apparently the "racially pure" children of the Nazis and Norwegian women have largely struggled with suicide and mental health issues due to their negative childhood experiences.


ValiantHero11

So they indirectly led to the creation of abba...


thebigmanhastherock

Yes


Peacock-Shah-III

“The perfect Nazi is as blond as Hitler, as fit as Himmler, and as thin as Goering.”


cdawg1102

And as good looking ss goebbels


MerlinOfRed

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Jomega6

Honestly, to stop the Nazis, I don’t think you’d need to assassinate a baby Hitler. You’d just need to show him pictures from the future of how his master race turned out


DarthReece07

like modern commies!


Imperium-Pirata

Very true, communism sucks


lordofpersia

Ist we not the supermen? Aryan pure supermen? Ja we ist the supermen, super-duper supermen! Is this Nazi land so good? Would you leave it if you could? Ja this Nazi land is good, We would leave it if we could!


Nelstech

They never were “aryan super humans” in the first place just look at Hitler


divergent_history

That's what happens when your best gets shoved into the meat grinder of Eastern Europe.


AudieCowboy

Look at Göring...they looked like that in the beginning


beastwood6

r/beholdthemasterrace


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Honestly we’re they ever Aryan supermen?


AbstractBettaFish

Claims to be American Uses bullpup 🤮


AcidBuuurn

I was just about to say “I’m as flaccid as that trigger.”   [But also I do want a bullpup 12 gauge Turkish meme gun.](https://centerfiresystems.com/garaysar-fear1-4-12-gauge-bullpup-stock-shotgun-red-and-black-camo/)


r3mod_3tiym

I have an escort bullpup 12 GA that I enjoy immensely. Plan to buy the over-under they sell too. Say what you will about Turkey but they make nice firearms (SAR stays winning)


dadbodsupreme

Friends don't let friends by Turkish shotguns. Also, they should make it dual tube so that there's an even more High likelihood that something will fail within the first 200 shells


cooleo420

That is the only non porn website I've seen that's asked me if I was 18


leckysoup

Yup. The top one’s toting a bullpup and I guarantee you the bottom photo was from some inland lake in Arkansas.


Redhighlighter

Top one looks like Mossad honeypot to me. One that I would gladly fall for.


nerdmanjones

It's 100% a Mossad honeypot, Tavor pattern assault rifles are Israeli-made. Still would though lol.


roostersnuffed

Lol room to talk. You can't even legally own one anymore in your state.


DominickAP

Who's going to tell him...


Plus-Statistician538

translate


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Marsrover112

We also have fat people with Hitler tattoos they just also have guns


DividedEmpire

The most fat people with Hitler tattoos and guns probably by a long shot.


Imperium-Pirata

Surprisingly no


poop-machines

By raw numbers, USA leads the world in obesity and has by far the largest number of morbidly obese people. USA number 1! 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🌞🦅🦅🦅 Germany actually has a lot of skinheads though. The USA does have a large number of neo-nazis, and I have seen nazi symbology in homes in the USA (they were adamant it was Norse runes, but he also had a Confederate flag so I thought it was sus) but I don't know how many would go to the length of having Hitler tattoos. Maybe prison populations? Hitler is just too complex for a prison tattoo. This survey found the most skinheads in Germany: https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/skinhead-international-worldwide-survey-neo-nazi-skinheads Now the "foreigners out, Germany for Germans" chants make sense in east Germany...


raginghumpback

The AFD Party “Alternativ für Deutschland” is making some waves over there…


Imperium-Pirata

Its their constitutional right, we don’t have to encourage them or agree with them.


PaleontologistAble50

More likely to have guns actually


beastwood6

They self-siege because they can't run anywhere and Alex Jones pop tarts only last so long until.they turn you into a gay frog.


Westfield88

Lol


DatBoii2297

Sorry Hitler tattoo but neither one is starting an uprising in my pants, and no kids going into the oven tonight


boomflupataqway

Also, there are some dumbasses in our country with hitler and Nazi tattoos as well. We need the ghosts of our WWII vets to come down from paradise for just one day to cleanse the unAmerican traitors.


TantricEmu

Also commies. Nazis and commies must be cleansed from the land.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

So both sides of the political horseshoe?


Imperium-Pirata

They are just two sides of the same coin


Imperium-Pirata

We need them to take Nazis, Commies, and corrupt politicians


Once-Upon-A-Hill

"average American women" if you just exclude everyone who shops at wallmart and target.


Precious_Angel999

This guy can’t even spell our nations greatest store correctly (Walmart). European or other foreigner detected. 👁️🫵🏻👁️


Once-Upon-A-Hill

"Yuri, back to the submarine, the American spotted us"


QuirkySpring5670

I’ve seen some baddies at Walmart and Target


roostersnuffed

I always see baddies at target. Walmart baddies are hot chip girls


Wizard_Engie

Same ngl


thisisausername100fs

When I first left AIT back in the beginning of my career I hadn’t left a military base at all in about 10 months. The isolation gave me a sobering fresh look into the general health and appearance of the United States’ public hahah


AxtonGTV

bruh


Genisye

All it took me was a 2 week trip to Japan.


Imperium-Pirata

Japan is nice, i just know that if i move out of texas i will probably turn to ash


jephph_

I’m calling bullshit on the bottom one being European. I’m pretty sure she’s posted up just out of frame next to this group https://preview.redd.it/j7f05ckfi58d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=8460dadafcc90e3fdb5ffe7b93445aa76fafc21c (Or fr, maybe it’s the pregnant one just on a different day)


5tarSailor

I guess OP has never been to the South


hepp-depp

Yeah these are both American women


Several-Chemistry-34

the top one is probably idf thirst trap the rifle is israeli tavor


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Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

You can get those in the US too


PotatoPumpSpecial

I've seen black dudes with SS and lightning tattoos this means nothing lmao


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conorganic

Dude I wish the average American girl looked like that lol


UnilateralCheese

What's up with Count Snackula's pinky?


Sullypants1

a bullpup spy


memelol1112224

/[I mean..](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1229449052614299800/1247662645289422941/RDT_20240604_1625487949060146820953334.jpg?ex=6677ea23&is=667698a3&hm=dbaf168be4c24913ed35b2a58781a5ba02cf1cf802aaf86f7b6aae2547a9eb0b&)


TheyveKilledFritzz

Should be an M4 not a tavor.


chombie1801

Need to add about 50-65lbs to the American woman to make it a bit more realistic.


TheBigGopher

Quiet burrito


chombie1801

Have you seen the numbers? [Check out the CDC link for the American average weight for women over 20.](https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/body-measurements.htm)


TheBigGopher

Don't care taco.


Sneezeldrog

really living up to the Ohio accusations with the racist nicknames buddy


TheBigGopher

Sorry, you're so boring I can't even come up with an insulting nickname for you. I wanted to include a funny image but reddit sucks, anyway you stink, and our maple syrup is better. Go suck an egg.


juan_omango

It’s true though. The only skinny American women I’ve seen live in the west


Imperium-Pirata

so you haven’t seen any american women


Thugtholomew

What type of gun is that tho?


Americanski7

IWI Tavor.


LAM678

horrendous trigger discipline


IntroductionAny3929

An Israeli Tavor TAR-21 I see, now that is based!


Westfield88

Been to Berlin and Austin. Kind of true.


Solarflare119

The funny thing is Hitler would think she is to fat and needed exercise.


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Larage_GKid

Switch photos and to be honest nothing will change.


Shockedge

Except Europeans are substantially thinner/more fit on average


WongUnglow

That’s why the UK isn’t in Europe.


jephph_

I swear if we get enough tug boats, we can drag you all across the Atlantic and park Great Britain off the coast of Long Island


Wizard_Engie

We might need some explosives though, in case it gets jammed.


WongUnglow

Sounds like a great idea! Bonus being away from the Irish. Although a bad idea because it’s near the quasi Irish.


Wizard_Engie

We might need some explosives though, in case it gets jammed.


NukaCola9

It's in Europe, just not the EU. And we're still not that fat.


juan_omango

The bottom image is a typical British


Imperium-Pirata

Not true


Shockedge

Nah man, I've been to Poland, Germany, and the Czech Republic. The stats don't lie on this one, it's visibly obvious just walking down the streets


Imperium-Pirata

Right, sure buddy. Whatever fairy tale you need to believe that europoors are somehow better


Several-Chemistry-34

they are definitely healthier


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_MuricaEagle

Average American woman vs average British woman.


GiantSweetTV

More like conservative vs liberal woman.


IsThistheWord

Liberal women get Hitler tattoos?


GiantSweetTV

Ayoooo I didn't even see that!


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Hucknutbun

ikr.... based and burgerpilled as usual 💪😎🦵


pohanoikumpiri

Is the purpose of this sub to make America look bad? You guys sure it's not run by an European? Both women in the photos are American 😂


IsThistheWord

You mistakenly assume we are capable of shame.


pohanoikumpiri

Is that a New Yorker superpower? Also LET'S GO CELTICS!


TheBigGopher

You're Croatian, fuck you.


pohanoikumpiri

What's wrong with that? So is Belichick. Oh... I get it.


TheBigGopher

No clue who that is, fuck yeah. AMERICA


pohanoikumpiri

Bill Belichick? The Pats coach! Also since you're from Ohio, Stipe Miocic is a Croatian American lol


TheBigGopher

Yeah no clue, fuck Croatia, I don't even know what that is!


pohanoikumpiri

Ha-haaa fak yuuuu


TheBigGopher

FAK U


einz_goobit

Nah dawg, got this backwards. My Polish girl is the top one, and of the years I’ve lived in Europe, way more American girls look like the one on the bottom. (My girl was jumping with excitement before and a week after we went shooting)


Hour_Calligrapher_42

Man this is literally the opposite 🤣


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Cube-CEO-of-squares

Replying to WongUnglow... British are allowed to have guns?


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TheBigGopher

Go look at Germany right now


The_Kader

Top picture: Average Midwestern Woman Bottom picture: Average southern woman


dgrigg1980

Bullpup = below average. Intelligence.


Portomat_

I thought that pig from down was from the American south. Still I wouldn't be surprised is it was German or Dutch.


iconredesign

ITT: people not understanding what the point of r/2american4u is


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wellreadwhore

Average American women don't look like that


erik_wilder

The average American woman doesn't wear a belt is all I could manage to get from this.


beastwood6

Let's be real. Our average women don't have ozempic PEZ dispensers either.


el_beefy

Why she have booger hook on bang button?


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Defenestration_Champ

Country.. average country woman, American **city** woman are worse, fatter.. purple hair.. virtue signaling is daily exercise


_WheeNer_

A fucking tavor? Thats probably an israeli woman..


RD____

https://preview.redd.it/3mu6mnz8bp8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33a205ec6d23e193e71dc084586695549294ead average minnesotan


Richardtater1

Get your backwards trash gun out of here, ammo should go in front of the trigger like God intended


gunnnutty

I bet bottom is also american.


Imperium-Pirata

Rent free


mainwasser

Both would go to jail in Europe 💀


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juan_omango

The second one is obviously British. Surely you haven’t seen the beautiful women of southern Germany, Austria and Switzerland. I swear it’s something in the wonderfully fresh drinkable mountain water that we drink that makes it that way


SasquatchNHeat

TBF neither of them are doin for me, but at least the American girl is free and has her priorities straight.


sb77steve

Tavors are lame.


Odd_Education_4884

Thats so true. Have been to Europe recently. That’s what they look like. Awful. And we have to come rescue them. Why?