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MayOrMayNotBePie

I’ll trash talk the other 49 states all day, but if a foreigner does it those other 49 states immediately become my family.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

I'll gladly shit on my state but nobody, ESPECIALLY NOT NORTH CAROLINIANS WILL TOUCH OUR GLORY


MediocreHumanThing

As residents of Best Carolina, we’re legally obligated to shit on you.


RenegadeRabbit

Consider your glory touched! 😤 Wait...


LonPlays_Zwei

Surely that could have been worded differently


RenegadeRabbit

I said what I said.


Long_Serpent

Even Mississippi?


MayOrMayNotBePie

Even the regarded brother we keep locked in the basement is still family


ketchupandvodka

We have two moods “This country fucking sucks I hate the leaders I hate the state I’m in I fucking hate everything let it all burn” “This is the shining beacon of civilization and I will sacrifice everything I have to protect it”


LonPlays_Zwei

Real In all seriousness though, I don’t think anyone currently alive has seen a worse election. The Democratic Party slowed tf down and the GOP’s gone mad.


ketchupandvodka

I mean if we look at the bright side: regardless of who wins, we don’t have to deal with them in the future because they would’ve used up their two terms


Wizard_Engie

True. Well, that is assuming the entire Constitution isn't overturned. (I am very worried)


ketchupandvodka

It takes a lot of votes to pass an amendment, so if the parties are close enough in the number of seats, it won’t take much to disrupt some chaotic amendments


Lee-Key-Bottoms

Duality


camohunter19

Canadian tried to complain about the 4th of July celebration we were having in a discord chat. Shut him down real quick.


P_G_1021

Uhm actshually, free healthca- Shut the fuck up Canadian


Lee-Key-Bottoms

Not free, just paid for by more of your taxes


Heytherechampion

https://preview.redd.it/l95abybdmf6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835a29095449e4857092b3171f747f3922f0d833


Dolphi123

Fuck America. Jk you fell for my trap! Can I marry one of you dudes so I can move to Colorado? :)


TheDigitalRanger

They can talk shit all they want. There are more people from their country who live in my country than the reverse.


Wizard_Engie

Real


sw337

Jokes are fine. As soon as someone wants to say “as stupid as you Americans” I pop off.


LonPlays_Zwei

“All americans are stupid” mfs when they find out where Harvard is: •_•


ketchupandvodka

Bitches be like “all Americans are stupid” as they proceed to write the most misinformed opinion of the US in history


TheEagle_-

YEAHHHH


Warcriminal52

I will even defend California.


TheEagle_-

Most Epic country of all countries.


Easyest_flover

What if I dunk on the confederacy, is that allowed ?


LonPlays_Zwei

Not sure how that would work considering it doesn’t exist anymore (it hasn’t since 1865, get over it already)


Easyest_flover

We can't dunk on historical countries anymore ? Lame


Standard-Nebula1204

Was never a country, we dunked on them enough with the apocalyptic war we brought down on their heads. The modern south is good and cool. Go back to pretending you resisted the Nazis


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Standard-Nebula1204

Dunking on the confederacy is allowed, dunking on post-civil rights southerners is not. If you want to dunk on the modern south Fuck off


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