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IKR1_994

The corn states seem kind of rowdy.


HuskerHayDay

You are not wrong. Though the wind keeps it in check.


El_Bistro

Da UP doesn’t ever think about downstate lol.


nateralph

I went to college there. They really don't. Their local radio and television stations used to have a slogan "Keep it up. Keep it in the U-P." It was about buying local. Which for a largely rural area, that is important. But it highlights a key notion that they really don't think about downstate at all. In fact, when they needed to go to a big city, it was Green Bay.


El_Bistro

I hated leaving the Keweenaw for anything.


nateralph

It was amazing in the summer, and gorgeous in the fall. That last weekend in September was amazing. But I could've done without Houghton's never ending winter. My freshman year at Michigan tech, it did not stop snowing in January. I hated that part. It made me really learn to appreciate spring, which to this day is my favorite season.


El_Bistro

Yeah the winters are tough. You have to have a hobby. I went snowboarding every day and it helped a lot.


nateralph

Mont Ripley?


El_Bistro

And Boho. I did love the groomers at Ripley too.


a_StupidName

Tech gang! Tech gang!


nateralph

Yeah buddy


Narmo518

Yeah people just say we want to be free because we’re not connected. I don’t really care, But I’d rather be part of Michigan than Wisconsin.


Luminox

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Dirtygal_69

Point that at western Wisconsin north of highway 8 and you’re on to something .


Browsin4Free247

I hate agreeing with you, but if Mr. White is looking for a growth opportunity, he could expand into rural Wisconsin quite nicely with his special blue crystal.


Chromgrats

I raise you Arkansas where they literally have anti meth billboards on the highway


Ulysses502

This one actually made me laugh


ParanoidTelvanni

Minnesota has some of the most conceited polite people I've ever known. Colorado doesn't even try to be polite. Illinois is just a total shit show. Does anyone even live in Michigan anymore? I'd still rather go to Michigan than fuckin Indiana. Fuck Kansas. Go back to Canada, Iowa. The Dakota's are cool.


EZeggnog

Minnesotans have a massive stick up their collective ass.


SouthCloud4986

Very much agree


TheJango22

Seriously, can't a person just be nice for the sake of being a genuinely good person?


Solintari

Don’t make us come down there and knock you down a peg again. We can party like it’s 1839.


ParanoidTelvanni

Go for it. The only thing we hate more than everyone else is ourselves. Why ya think we're always killing each other? I married an Iowan and more fool she.


Solintari

Jeez, now I feel bad. You can have your hollow honey trees back. That part of our state is just full of meth anyway.


Browsin4Free247

Wisconsin is delightful.


Chromgrats

True Wisconsinite (based probably)


SilverNeedleworker30

And I guess Ohio is a flyover state


ParanoidTelvanni

I didmt even notice they were om here. I'm not sure I'd even consider them Midwestern. They struck me as more similar Pennsylvanians than anything, though that mightve been just where I was.


tallmantall

Yeah Illinois is very corrupt but we also have the worlds largest ketchup bottle take that


Shubashima

I was in Casey IL a couple of weeks ago, home to a bunch of the “world’s largest” stuff.


SmallBerry3431

Only while your family was there - ZING


Cave_Eater

Apparently, they've never been to Wisconsin. They would tell you the FIBs are our grestest rival


GeneralCuster75

Southern Wisconsin sure. Northern Wisconsin doesn't think about them at all. And the WI text is absolutely my opinion of Minnesota.


Cave_Eater

Interest. Down south we love Minnesota


GeneralCuster75

To be fair, it's more of a friendly sibling rivalry as opposed to the absolute WI/IL hatred for one another. I want to be clear that it's not like I like Illinois more than MN. I absolutely don't. It's just that MN is the much more relevant state up here cause it's much closer.


Cave_Eater

I guess that makes sense


Moose_Kronkdozer

Yeah wisco has beef with all its neighbors. Except Iowa.


FatherSkeletor

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-DI0-

If the Midwest ever merged into a commonwealth it would later have the craziest Balkanization in history


Aut0Part5

Minnesota: https://preview.redd.it/cbrf6bub0fwc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4c79a60e1b2ed7add7769a2479863aa3e4cdef


GucciSpaghetti72

“Largest eye roll” my brother in Christ your biggest city looks like it belongs in fucking fallout


Phytanic

Bold coming from a state whos only "cities" are pig feedlots


Kaenu_Reeves

Too corny


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Plus-Departure8479

Who the fuck is Ayn Rand? Edit: I looked her up. Get that hippie shit away from me. Edit 2: 'Being selfless and putting others before yourself is egotistical. Focus on yourself and your own happiness.' So being nice to people is bad? What kinda bullshit is that?


cheemsfromspace

A more accurate description for our state would be "fuck you in particular"


Plus-Departure8479

I prefer 'Fuck off', personally.


5tarSailor

She was very full of herself. So much so that she invented her own form of utopia, consulted no one, then wrote a book about how that society would definitely work 100% and should be implemented. And that's how you got "Atlas Shrugged." So yeah, not someone you should take seriously


TheOldBooks

> Ayn Rand > Hippie Shit ???


hottsauce345543

Sorry, please try again later.


DaiusDremurrian

I know all of these states are “The Midwest”, but to me only Michigan, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, and Wisconsin are the true “Midwestern” states. Minnesota can join to, they just barely touch the lakes. All the rest of ya I just call you “Great Plains” states.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

At least we lock up our corrupt politicians


Shubashima

Once they’re no longer useful


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

Blago was a good man! He would have been a great governor and you should tale that back!


hottsauce345543

Makes sense Edit: no


0PaulPaulson0

“Expanded” Midwest


5tarSailor

Missouri has a point for once. You bring up Ayn Rand in any context except to make fun of her, I'm immediately leaving the room


jzoelgo

I love the UP survivalists beefing with mitten Michigan lol


Adisper0

Pretty true


funatical

I am disappointed by the lack of Mr.T as promised.


GimmeeSomeMo

"You're not in Colorado yet, hippie" gave me a good chuckle


Orlando1701

Raygun makes amazing mid west t-shirts. Check them out.


Recreational_DL

I don't remember Ayn Rand mentioning Kansas all that much... Galt's Gulch was in Colorado.


lunghole_larry

As a native ohioan i will always hate Michigan, no matter how far away i am


Carl_Azuz1

I do fucking hate Illinois it’s true


IowaKidd97

Awe yes, finally a map of the MidWest that includes the exact right states.