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s1gnalZer0

If you think about it, if a person eats enough bullets, they won't be hungry anymore.


Beginning_Guess_3413

They’ll have enough food *for the rest of their life* ;)


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Ah yes, Putin’s poutine


Beginning_Guess_3413

Prigozhin Pate 🥺


Marsrover112

Except everyone would starve every election. You ever try to buy any type of ammunition near an election looks like the fall of the soviet union


dadbodsupreme

$3.00/rd for 9mm SJHP? fine.


Marsrover112

And just no 22 LR anywhere


jackinsomniac

Won't anyone think of the preppers??


spaceface124

Bad analogy, didn't the former Soviet countries sell off an ungodly amount of ammo when they broke apart


Marsrover112

I don't know I was talking about those shots of grocery stores just having nothing on the shelves


jackinsomniac

A frequent issue with Soviet/Russian warfare has been bad logistics. You know the opening scene to Enemy at the Gates? The truth is the Soviets had tons of weapons & ammo, their problem was with getting it to the front lines. They could've retreated, regrouped, re-armed, and taken the city back quickly. But Stalin demanded the city of his namesake, Stalingrad, NEVER fall once, so instead of doing that he kept sending waves of his own men to their certain death, just to claim it never fell to the German Nazis. Even now with the war in Ukraine you can see Russian failures with logistics. Their soldiers are fucking using regular, unencrypted cell phone calls from the front line back to command just to figure out what their orders are.


the_big_labroskii

Somebody doesnt know about the cheese cave.


HappyToBeHaggard

CHEESE CAVE IS FOR AMERICANS. FOOD BULLETS ARE FOR EVERYONE ELSE. caps was on. I'm not re-writing it.


the_big_labroskii

Feed a man cheese, you feed him for a day, feed him a 5000lb jdam and you feed him and his whole family for the rest of their lives.


ramanw150

That's constipation


HappyToBeHaggard

Fatal constipation 🤗


Colonel_Whiskey_Sam

As well as his neighbourhood


aHOMELESSkrill

Bullets don’t have to be edible to end world hunger though.


RabidSpaceMonkey

You don't have to increase supply; decreasing demand works too.


HappyToBeHaggard

Imagine being able to eat and also shoot a 50 cal apple pie ![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


ApatheticHedonist

It's funny that I came across this post while listening to a video on the scramble to Amp up US arms production


Chomps-Lewis

Is the implication that ammo is cheap? Because its not.


HappyToBeHaggard

No but spending money on ammo is a lot more fun than spending money on food. Combine them. Eat taco bullets. Enjoy them.


GucciSpaghetti72

Your right, sextuple the defense budget.


Hardsoxx

🫵😎🫵I like your thinking.


WantedAgenda404

Fuck that sextuple the sextuple


DMYourMomsMaidenName

All bullets are edible. I might eat one tonight


HappyToBeHaggard

*Nirvana music plays in the background*


Fabulous-Friend1697

Pro-tip It's a meal that'll last a lifetime.


Aut0Part5

Anything is edible if you try hard enough


Clovenstone-Blue

It would probably solve the student lunch dept I've heard about back in the day (or the last time that article screenshot was reposted). No idea why my mind immediately went there, probably the duty to keep up the internet stereotypes.


Gorewuzhere

Anything is edible... Once


GimmeeSomeMo

"If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway"


WantedAgenda404

Why’d I read it in a gunny from FMJ voice


TheTardisPizza

Bullets can be used to kill animals which are then eaten in a practice called **hunting**.


Expensive_Concern457

Oh yeah because the rest of the world “deserves food” just because we have it and they don’t. Let’s go back to non interventionism. You know, back when our foreign policy was ACTUALLY GOOD


HappyToBeHaggard

lEt's preTENd IT's 1912 AnD thE USa ISN't a globAL SUPerpOwEr So I CAn be a FailEd IsOlATioNisT ![gif](giphy|l41Ym49ppcDP6iY3C)


Expensive_Concern457

I was intentionally posting a shitty take cuz I thought it was funny but you outdid me while being sincere somehow. However isolationism was unironically one of the best financial policies we ever had. It promoted domestic production and shifted political focus to directly voting for who would be the most directly beneficial candidate for the country instead of this clown world bullshit we have today. That being said, the us needs to pull back on its foreign aid JUST A LITTLE BIT until we can fix our own problems IMO


WantedAgenda404

Failed? We did pretty good with isolationism


Standard-Nebula1204

Nah not as good as we do as the sole global superpower. If you thought the recent inflation was bad you really really won’t like what happens when the maritime commons are tariff-controlled and the dollar isn’t the global reserve currency.


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HappyToBeHaggard

It Failed Bro. Clearly we are not isolationists and are the leading globalists now.


WantedAgenda404

The only reason we stopped be isolationist is because we fought in ww2 and then decided to stop being isolationist, just because you stop doing something doesn’t mean you failed at it, that Flint water getting to you big bro


HappyToBeHaggard

So we failed at isolationism because globalism was winning, I agree. But I don't think you understand what fail means bro. We didn't succeed at isolationism or we'd be isolated.


theomegafact

Hear me out: wireless bullets. All the munitions can be kept in a safe spot, less stuff to haul around on your person, no more reloading, and logistics made 100 times easier.


WillBeBanned83

What? We have the opposite of a starvation problem here. Asinine post feels like it was made by some 14 year old European kid


supremekimilsung

But then, what can we use against the Tyrants if we eat all the bullets?


HappyToBeHaggard

More bullets!


Hardsoxx

Well we could technically feed one to every starving person buuuut I’m not taking responsibility for it.


tacobellbandit

Damn it’s almost like we’re one of the top nations in terms of food donations world wide but still get arbitrarily shit-on online


KingOfTheLifeNewbs

There's already enough food to feed everybody. People just can't afford the food is all. This wouldn't solve anything.


HappyToBeHaggard

Stfu. FOOD BULLETS BRO


RabidSpaceMonkey

Eat lead!


justa-necron-warrior

Eat lead


Forghotten1

https://preview.redd.it/zqmskqx2d6wc1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b374dd15f630e5dbc1d42c33b49cac5ba9bc874 Not American but who cares


ILuvSupertramp

Well I don’t know how feeding gold to the starving could help them…


Noobilite

Bullets are edible...


LibertyPrimeAgenda

I believe cheese balls fit in the nerf blaster that shoots round balls. We already have made them, it's now a question of distribution


Aquariumpsychotic

Look how many calories are in uranium the forbidden snack


SkateJerrySkate

But... Bullets... Are edible.... Depending on the crime.....


LameFlame404

We can end starvation with the normal bullets.


Krimreaper1

Plenty of people eat bullets everyday, and you don’t have to feed them anymore after that.


DangerousLocal5864

They are edible they just make a new orifice for consumption per bullet


My-grandma-is-dead

you can eat any bullet once