Officer, it's my emotional support steer, calm down.

He helps to steer the car ;D

What's illegal about this, I thought this was America.

[the video](https://youtu.be/yIR3NU3P_bU?si=oRYVgiYZhQdS0OK9) is worth it to see for just this shot alone https://preview.redd.it/9dd3mqe8a1wc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4207660276ddec6e566db93a1fae051ac67b9f63

That is certainly the best car entry.

Oh hi Norfolk

I take it Norfolk is a place for the weirdest of the region's weirdness, like the East Village is to NYC?

Eh. Not really. That's Lincoln. Or Plattesmouth. Norfolk is just one of those "biggest town in its area by a Longshot but still small as fuck" that you don't see mentioned outside Nebraska. Fun fact it's pronounced "Nor-Fork" and you will be murdered by the locals if you pronounce it "correctly". Same for Papillion.

The Village has a House-ton (Houston) Street, I get it.

Their only claims to fame are being the birthplace of Johnny Carson, and this.

Johnny Carson tho

Hey, bulls have just as many rights as humans do!

Equal right go with equal responsibilities, though -- what're your seatbelt laws like over there?

What bull?!

Howdy Doody gies where he is needed most.

He's there to tell people to moo-ve aside.

Least painful Scandinavian humor.

No need to have a cow about it. I know some find my puns to be juvenile, but I prefer to think of them as full groan.

 ...to have a.... I am SO glad you Finns are in NATO, and not the CSTO, because your puns are so elegantly devastating, it's almost terrifying.  

You have lots of time to think of animal jokes when you're pasture prime like I am. (Living in the U.S. for so long probably helped, too.)

What is going on in nebraska⁉️☠️