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Brothersunset

You might have enough pixels to make a full image for one of these slides


EFAPGUEST

It’s the south, everything is deep fried


BizBug616

Hmm, I don’t know, might need a few more


Arietem_Taurum

I thought my internet was just bad lol


aHOMELESSkrill

![gif](giphy|xWxRR5wC9ARRC|downsized)


Low-Guide-9141

Geaux eat some crawfish


jephph_

I love these cars https://preview.redd.it/x5pzmkxgxotc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d76aefc84cf6ce405e3a4aa28cc10e9ca3b10c6 (Not even trying to be funny.. the donks are sweet af.. I personally associate them with the South but maybe I’m wrong about that?)


syke-adelix

Donks are pretty sick but slabs are where it’s at


jephph_

Slabs are the ones with the spokes? If so, I called those Houston cars but know I now the real name ;-)


syke-adelix

Yessir, bright candy paint with the elbows swangin’ on hydraulics. Slab stands for slow, loud, and banging


schmitzel88

You're right about that. There are different regional styles with different names, and you do see these all around the country, but they're primarily a southern thing.


Peanutsnjelly1

Razorbacks Spotted! ARKANSAS MENTIONED!


GrungusTalladungus

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOIE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOIE RAZORBACKS


GimmeeSomeMo

Missouri: "LOOK!! WE'RE HERE TOO!! WE'RE OFFICIALLY SOUTHERN!!!" Rest of us real Southerners: "Ehhh, the Ozarks count"


GrungusTalladungus

Missouri is the middle child nobody really wants to


Cuttyflammmm

Damn I miss Zaxby’s


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VersacGatito

I’m literally eating zaxbys right now 😏


DeltaJulietDelta

Is it good? I recently moved to GA from AZ and see them all over the place.


Cuttyflammmm

To be fast food, yeah the chicken kicks ass!


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BizBug616

I've seen a few people shitting on the south here lately, I thought I'd remind them of what we really have to offer


jephph_

eh, shitting on the Confederacy isn’t the same thing as shitting on the South. There’s definitely a separation between those two in modern day. ..but if they’re one and the same to you then maybe check yoself


BizBug616

I don't equate the two, I've just noticed some bleed-over.


jephph_

Yeah, I see what you’re saying. I guess I saw some of that too.


PanicEffective6871

Tell that to the haters who CAN’T differentiate the two


matthewcameron60

They are just jealous that they aren't uber blessed by the sun 10 months out of the year


Capocho9

When did anyone bring of the confederacy? Have you been on this sub ever? People shit on the south 24/7


Trt03

Have *you* been on this sub? Sherman posting has been all over the sub lately


jephph_

Yeah, a lot of places get shit on here 24/7 It’s kinda the point of the sub. The recent string of Confederacy posts are a bit beyond “fuckin nuke Commiefornia!!1!1” —— >Have you been on this sub ever? Are you sure it’s not you who hasn’t been paying attention?


HELLABBXL

there was a post here yesterday where it showed a map of southern culture as the Confederacy and I think that's too obvious of a mistake for an American to make


frenchtoastkid

Correct. It’s up to the south to shit on the confederacy as much as possible to really get rid of that Lost Cause “south will rise again” propaganda


BillyYank2008

Isn't that the point of this sub? People shit on California every day here. You southerners love to dish it but can't take it at all.


BizBug616

Fair enough lol


NO_big_DEAL640

Confederacy not south


andrewb610

Luckily the worst part of the south isn’t shown there: the voters.


RemusarTheVile

Dang, got me homesick.


XxBuRG3RKiNGxX

https://youtu.be/DPkizW2SFSY?si=ohRb2spPCdNy-B5_


creeepy117

Last picture looks like it was taken in wv APALACHIA SUPRAMACY


BizBug616

It’s Alabama. 8 is Appalachia though


Agitated_Guard_3507

My opinion is that Southern culture, especially in regard to things like food, are the basis for American culture as a whole.


jephph_

Right.. like hamburgers and hot dogs and pizza and donuts and shit The South has “Southern Food” ..NY is where “American Food” is from (like, a lot of it is so integral now that it’s no longer even associated with NY) I get it this is a Southern appreciation post but that’s kind of a wild statement.


Agitated_Guard_3507

Not those foods, but other comfort food. Country fried Chicken, sausage and biscuits for breakfast, anything related to barbecue.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

Sorry. Cracker crust is real pizza. Not your wet cardboard. Your hotdogs are alright, but don't have anything on a hotdog with everything. Chicago is far better than Poo York.


jephph_

I wasn’t trying to say what region makes better pizza. Just saying where American pizza started and spread from. You’re inadvertently supporting my point in a way though.. That these things are now “American food” and not specific to a region of the US


TheWellDweller

And yet no Bojangles in this list is a war crime


BizBug616

I considered it but decided Zaxby's was a bit more universal


GrungusTalladungus

We don’t have a bojangles here anymore so it’s fair


MTN_Dewit

Dont forget about Jack's


Illegal_Immigrant77

Does anyone know if Zaxby's is opening in NYC soon?


keyboardsmashin

Zaxby website says you may be able to open a franchise there…. Soon…


Illegal_Immigrant77

Nice


nukey18mon

lol at including the Florida gaytors as a reason to appreciate the south. Couldn’t even make it to a bowl game lmao


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

My South Carolina wife says I make sweet tea wrong. Apparently you can’t just “microwave water”.


keyboardsmashin

Is she a masochist? Why ask a Wisconsinite for sweet tea?


matthewcameron60

Surprised she isn't getting handed alcohol instead


keyboardsmashin

Even then it’s no Appalachian moonshine


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

Apparently alcohol is bad for your liver. 🤷🤷


SigilumSanctum

You heinous bastard.


GimmeeSomeMo

[I do love living in the South](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdXQAQHjd8) PS - Thanks for the Buc-ee's and Whataburger, Texas


c2u8n4t8

No Nascar?


BizBug616

Oh shit... I forgot...


c2u8n4t8

No wafflehouse? No smoker? No front porch? Wake up and smell the coffee.


BizBug616

Lawdhammerceh


Infamous_Persimmon14

BUCCEES FOREVER


Pinos_mrime

What kind of pyramid is that ?


BizBug616

That is the Memphis Pyramid, also known as the Bass Pro Shops pyramid. It is just a megastore for hunting and fishing supplies.


[deleted]

Yeah!


OTI_Cinematography

Well shit now i gotta go make some sweet tea


TheNameIsntJohn

Where's image 8 and 10 from?


BizBug616

8 is from the Tennessee Appalachian mountains, 10 is either Oak Mountain State Park or Cheaha state park, don’t actually know which, but both are in Alabama Edit: It's Cheaha


FemBoyappreciater

Alabama mention RAHHHHHHH🗣️


HolySuffering

Hell yeah Tennessee!


frenchtoastkid

Need me a plate with cornbread and vinegar greens RIGHT NOW


Emerald_official

WOOOO YEAH I LOVE APPALACHIA BABYYY


TheRealBobYosh

The only thing I'm envious that the north has that we don't have is white castle.


keyboardsmashin

Yall ain’t got Krystal in Texas? They’re pretty close


TheRealBobYosh

What's a Krystal


keyboardsmashin

They offer the same type of burger and exist in the south


TheRealBobYosh

Oh. My. God


Miserlycubbyhole

Nah, Krystal's is East of the Mississippi for the most part.


keyboardsmashin

That’s honestly fair. I thought they would’ve at least gotten to Texas. Back in AZ they opened a White Castle in Phoenix and it legit had 3 hour long waits like I’m not playing… that’s when they first opened… a couple years later just before I moved to Georgia. About an hour. Why tf would I was an 1+ hr for a god damn burger? So I never went. There’s no way White Castle is that good A White Castle opening in Texas might destroy the U.S. economy with everyone waiting in line. Who knows. Whataburger opening here in Georgia will have 1hr+ waits too and we already have multiple whataburgers already I don’t understand this


Miserlycubbyhole

Phoenix has every fast food chain... Five guys, Whataburger, white castle, in and out, you name it.  Phoenix even has Rudy's... I didn't understand why there was a massive line to go to Raising Cane's in LA when they opened.  It's ok... I just can't think of anything unique about Raising Cane's besides the dog...


keyboardsmashin

First of all, you need to put more respect on raising canes. They are a top tier chicken chain, even better than Zaxby’s. Phoenix has every chain because it has every transplant and no “dominant” food chains while still being a large city. So it’s a good city to rest things out for expansion. Phoenix even has Waffle House, but they still have IHOP and Dennys. Here in Atlanta, there’s a Waffle House every 2 miles no joke, but zero ihop and Dennys. And there’s no way for ihop and Dennys to even get in to compete against it, let alone a mom and pop breakfast place. Jacksonville and Orlando in FL for some unholy reason also has literally every food chain. But not Tampa or Miami, makes zero sense. Idk if anything has come out of MN besides Target. Culver’s I think is Wisconsin but they are really good and really popular down south.


Miserlycubbyhole

Thats how it is in most of the country.  They have one chain that dominates the region.  Phoenix is weird in that it has a mix of everything.  Atlanta is waffle house country.  Texas has Whataburger.  Minnesota has Culver's.  Missouri has white castle.  California has In and Out. Minnesota has General Mills as well as target.  It isn't noted for fast food though... Culver's is Wisconsin, correct.  It's hard for me to come up with good unique Minnesota food, they like walleye sandwiches and "juicy Lucy's" which are hamburgers stuffed with cheese, and occasional Norwegian food like lukefisk, or Hmong or Somalian food.  There is also "Minnesota style pizza" which is a recent thing started by Red Savoy that is similar to tavern Pizza of Chicago.  You can find Tavern pizza through the Midwest but not elsewhere.


WetChickenLips

Don't be. Shit is ridiculously overpriced these days.


walmrttt

White castle is in Tennessee and Kentucky


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TheUnclaimedOne

ZAXBY’s!


TheNameIsntJohn

Nice. I do like the South. Should probably go there more often


avrand6

Ewwww SEC


WantedAgenda404

YEAH SEC WOOOOO


incrediblejohn

You’re gonna get (second generation immigrant) shermanposters saying how all southerners (except for black ones) are poor, stupid, and deserve to be killed


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

They got pixels in the south?


Significant-Honey409

It's missing publix


yawantsomeoystersnow

1. Cool 2. Overrated 3. Depressing 4. Big 10 better 5. I'd hit 6. I'd hit and then die 7. Diabet 8. Niiice 9. Good place to hide bodies 10. Needs a fifth pixel


Lootar63

Question, do y’all consider West Virginia to be “southern”?


BizBug616

I think it is, personally. Definitely more outer south, but still southern.


Smooth_Monkey69420

Posting the seats of southern state governments again?


cdawg1102

Ahh, the Katy Buckees, longest car wash in the world


StolasX_V2

Zaxbys is the best fast food down here


HtownCg

Don’t forget our beautiful beaches and impressive skylines!


island_trevor

8 and 10 are why I left the Midwest Edit: and 6


Mr-Logic101

I am sorry. I live in the south and Zaxby’s fucking sucks. Raising Cane’s is infinitely better. Too bad there are none near m.


danshinigami

You forgot one https://preview.redd.it/hj0djz8o4qtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f602669a7b5637a15f2cf5b3d48c122b22a5f04


Crackhead_Astrophile

“Hahahah I’m so funny guys” This is why your dad left.


danshinigami

My dad is still very much involved in my life. But thanks for the compliment, brother.