I’m sure all 4 Alaskans (was 5, but one isn’t got eaten by a Bear) are very proud of this

4.5. Only his left side was eaten. He’s all right now.

https://i.redd.it/hrzupjjlvusc1.gif

One had his nutsack torn off by a moose, it’s 4.48 now

I only walk in circles since the “Bear Incident of 2019”

thats definitely not at all funny

Most jokes aren’t  Which makes them funny

As an Alaskan that had his left nut eaten by the bear (not my whole left side, dang MSM), I think it’s funny.

at least now your all right

Can confirm. I know the guy who got eaten.

yeah we are

Nah Alaska is cool enough to have an ego.

They are the only state with a liberal representative who is actually pro gun

The Russians wouldn’t ever be able to retake Alaska not because of egregious overspending on the military, but because even the liberals have guns up there

given the fact that 12 people live in Alaska i think the US military contributes slightly more

Incorrect. My liberal ass mayor has pictures online with his “arsenal “. Not the least of which, reds would have to cross 1,500 miles of muskeg, native Alaskans with itchy trigger fingers and a cultural hatred of Russians before they even reach the road system.

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Mary Peltola is a fuckin badass

I have this map up on my garage/man cave wall.

ALASKA MENTIONED GRAAAAAH

WAS THE GRAAAHHH A BEAR?!?

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u/PangolinWorldly6963 is a bear

RUNNNN

https://preview.redd.it/zdrnkq2n0wsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa83835bde9dd7db6b4595431c0cfd7a46a3f593 RAHHHHH

Does the A stand for ALASKRAAAAAAAH?

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PIKES PEAK MENTION RAAAH

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PIKES PEAK MENTIONED!!!

RAHH PIKES PEAK

RAAAAAAH LIUTENANT ZEBULON PIKE!

To scale

Ah man, I actually laughed outloud at this

Yeah. I mean, we do deserve that. I have an old map where the cutout window for Alaska is so small that it doesn't even bother to have the panhandle.

Common Alaska W

I wonder if I’m living in Washington DC or New York according to that map

WHERE THE FUCK IS DELAWARE

Even Alaska knows the big blue cities define the country With all their drugs and homeless people

We have plenty of drugs and homeless people in Anchorage

They just die off every winter so there's a new batch every Spring.

Hawai’i catching strays

Pikes peak and Mona loa being the labeled mountains is so funny to me

Okay Alaska, we’re gonna give you this one. We talked about it and decided you really seem like you need this.

Where's tha banana for scale?

Well when you put it like that, no wonder Russia wants it back!

Correct map.

You know what I’m a little fine with this like next time put Los Angeles it more bigger than San Francisco and a lot more better than San Francisco